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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apparently I've forced H into being gay. I've heard of "catchin the ghey" on here but how the fuck do you force someone into being gay? God my mother is nuts.

PTU xxx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Apparently I've forced H into being gay. I've heard of "catchin the ghey" on here but how the fuck do you force someone into being gay? God my mother is nuts.

PTU xxx"

Don't you remember telling her if she didn't do they gay stuff she was grounded for all eternity?

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

You can't force anyone into being gay, that's just silly. When you fill out the application form, it's done in private with an armed security officer to make sure there's no cheating or being forced into it. Even at the inter stage, they strap you to a chair, hook you up to a lie detector and electronically monitor your eye movements when they play the gay/straight video porn tapes (yes, they're still using vhs!). So, it's really not possible to be forced.

Besides, who in their right mind would pay the non refundable £927 application fee, when it doesn't even include the annual membership charges of £117.50?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

and how apparently did you force her to be gay just out of interest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can't force anyone into being gay, that's just silly. When you fill out the application form, it's done in private with an armed security officer to make sure there's no cheating or being forced into it. Even at the inter stage, they strap you to a chair, hook you up to a lie detector and electronically monitor your eye movements when they play the gay/straight video porn tapes (yes, they're still using vhs!). So, it's really not possible to be forced.

Besides, who in their right mind would pay the non refundable £927 application fee, when it doesn't even include the annual membership charges of £117.50? "

Haha haha xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and how apparently did you force her to be gay just out of interest? "
I'm not sure. although the thumb screws could of been a factor. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she thought that's it noooo more kids, I'm sipping from the fury cup from now on, no more baby gravy in this chick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently I've forced H into being gay. I've heard of "catchin the ghey" on here but how the fuck do you force someone into being gay? God my mother is nuts.

PTU xxx"

oh thanks,,ffs I was straight till I read this thread now all I want to do is listen to abba ,,,oh yum yum yum all I want is COCK UP MY BUM

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently I've forced H into being gay. I've heard of "catchin the ghey" on here but how the fuck do you force someone into being gay? God my mother is nuts.

PTU xxx

oh thanks,,ffs I was straight till I read this thread now all I want to do is listen to abba ,,,oh yum yum yum all I want is COCK UP MY BUM "

I've missed you. Xxx

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Lol My mother blamed me for my son being gay,all my fault for letting him skate apparently.

The daughter skated also however she is straight

Certainly wasnt from her side of the family

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Lol My mother blamed me for my son being gay,all my fault for letting him skate apparently.

The daughter skated also however she is straight

Certainly wasnt from her side of the family "

Who knew skating is what does it? He's drop dead gorgeous whatever his sexuality.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol My mother blamed me for my son being gay,all my fault for letting him skate apparently.

The daughter skated also however she is straight

Certainly wasnt from her side of the family "

hopefully this sort of narrow mindedness will grow out with their generation. Xxx

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Thanks Lickety, He is my best friend for sure Could have been skiing also I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PTU I think you are a fantastic mother.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Lol My mother blamed me for my son being gay,all my fault for letting him skate apparently.

The daughter skated also however she is straight

Certainly wasnt from her side of the family hopefully this sort of narrow mindedness will grow out with their generation. Xxx"

She was born in Victorian times she really didnt know any better. We forgave her.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS, spelling mistake. Fab needs an edit button that allows at least a few minutes to amend posts...arrg.

No one can be "forced" to be anything they aren't already, on some level.

For example - there was a time when gay people were "forced" to be heterosexual (aversion therapies ie

ECT , the Victorian equivalent of water boarding) obviously that didn't work and just caused more misery .

Some definitely have more fluid sexual natures than others and can enjoy and form physical / romantic bonds with either gender - they have a unique and seemingly uncommon type of sexual plasticity or maybe are just more in tune with the innate malleability of sexuality most possess but have been socialised to deprecate and ignore within themselves .

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