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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

..this week?

I've learnt, thanks to a fellow forumite, that you can delete messages without reading them! Yes that big delete symbol, how did I miss it?

I've also learnt that next time I'm asked to make a wedding cake I need to say no. Never thought I'd be sick of the sight of cake!

So what have you guys learnt this week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get more sleep

To wear sunscreen

To not get so much chopped off of my hair at the hairdressers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some jiu jitsu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to use a defibrillator

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"To get more sleep

To wear sunscreen

To not get so much chopped off of my hair at the hairdressers

I always do that at the hairdressers. Decide I want a change and then instantly regret it! I'm sure it looks lovely, just takes some getting used to

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

To identify and remember the names of the stars in my star sign constellation.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

How to juice

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"To identify and remember the names of the stars in my star sign constellation. "

Do you know your rising sign?

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"How to use a defibrillator "

That's got to be a good skill to learn

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

That I'm officially a fruit loop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That by the looks of it. No1 wants meet me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using a 13.5 tog duvet this time of year is retarded

Switched to a 4.5

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

That killer whales are actually a type of dolphin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What i have learnt this week sadly some people can be shallow. Though my friends in the forums always pick me up .

It's rather splendid to have chums

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"That I'm officially a fruit loop

Haha. Fruit loops are the best. Did you make it back to the hospital with your paperwork?

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"How to juice

I like the idea of this of it's fruit but none of this hiding kale or cabbage in it!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"That I'm officially a fruit loop

Haha. Fruit loops are the best. Did you make it back to the hospital with your paperwork?"

Yeah, only added an extra half hour to my wait so wasn't too bad!

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"That by the looks of it. No1 wants meet me

You've only been here 5 weeks, give it time

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Using a 13.5 tog duvet this time of year is retarded

Switched to a 4.5"

I have also learnt this the hard way

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"How to juice

I like the idea of this of it's fruit but none of this hiding kale or cabbage in it!"

I did the Kale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That rants threads and sunny days don't really mix

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"How to juice

I like the idea of this of it's fruit but none of this hiding kale or cabbage in it!

I did the Kale

Was it nice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That some people just don't change in their behaviours even if they do UNLOS and rejoin under a new username to circumnavigate a ban!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that Mark Frost cameo'd in Episode 8 of Season One Twin Peaks

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"What i have learnt this week sadly some people can be shallow. Though my friends in the forums always pick me up .

It's rather splendid to have chums

Hope you're ok taff. Sadly some people are very shallow but glad your friends on here puck you up.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That the sunshine is making me horny.

That Estella wants to watch me.

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I learned that Mark Frost cameo'd in Episode 8 of Season One Twin Peaks

I've not watched any Twin Peaks yet but keep hearing good things about it. Worth a watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That there is a sea life at the Trafford centre....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"How to juice

I like the idea of this of it's fruit but none of this hiding kale or cabbage in it!

I did the Kale

Was it nice?

I've not got the mix right yet, though the person who introduced me to it all made kale and celery taste nice. And I can't stand celery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That it can be sunny in Scotland

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"That the sunshine is making me horny.

That Estella wants to watch me.

She's a weirdo

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

That fabs has changed a lot and a lot of old buddy's have gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm watching a documentary about the history of electricity. Must be a nerd lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I learned that Mark Frost cameo'd in Episode 8 of Season One Twin Peaks

spoiler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you can't balance a chair on your chin

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"That there is a sea life at the Trafford centre...."

No way. I'd have to see it to believe it

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"That some people just don't change in their behaviours even if they do UNLOS and rejoin under a new username to circumnavigate a ban!

Sneaky fuckers

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Messaging a guy however far away does not mean they don't regularly visit the area you live. Then they will automatically assume you fancy a fuck despite stipulating you just fancy a chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..this week?

I've learnt, thanks to a fellow forumite, that you can delete messages without reading them! Yes that big delete symbol, how did I miss it?

I've also learnt that next time I'm asked to make a wedding cake I need to say no. Never thought I'd be sick of the sight of cake!

So what have you guys learnt this week?"
ive learnt that for every drop of rain that falls a peanut grows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What i have learnt this week sadly some people can be shallow. Though my friends in the forums always pick me up .

It's rather splendid to have chums

Hope you're ok taff. Sadly some people are very shallow but glad your friends on here puck you up.

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thank you your all jolly spiffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my profile text is pointless.

That I actually like oxtail although cooking it was no fun

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Messaging a guy however far away does not mean they don't regularly visit the area you live. Then they will automatically assume you fancy a fuck despite stipulating you just fancy a chat

Ah I've had this too

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

That some people with penises think with them. But it is possible to find a kindred spirit

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Messaging a guy however far away does not mean they don't regularly visit the area you live. Then they will automatically assume you fancy a fuck despite stipulating you just fancy a chat

Ah I've had this too

Were you told you're hard work because you didn't fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That the sunshine is making me horny.

That Estella wants to watch me.

Phwoaaaar.

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm going Sunday.

Hope you see some turtles then. Just remember they have really good hearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That some people with penises think with them. But it is possible to find a kindred spirit "

Hope all went well for PP

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Messaging a guy however far away does not mean they don't regularly visit the area you live. Then they will automatically assume you fancy a fuck despite stipulating you just fancy a chat

Ah I've had this too

Were you told you're hard work because you didn't fancy a fuck?

Similar. Why had I chatted to them if I was never up for a fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I learned that Mark Frost cameo'd in Episode 8 of Season One Twin Peaks

spoiler

Oh it's not in the slightest a spoiler. Really it isn't.

It's a superfan spot ''tis all. Worry not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned that the mosquitoes in Antwerp are vicious bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not. Trust anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I learned that Mark Frost cameo'd in Episode 8 of Season One Twin Peaks

I've not watched any Twin Peaks yet but keep hearing good things about it. Worth a watch?"

It's my fav ever tv programme

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I've learnt how to put compression stockings on....the secret is rubber gloves...!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That the sunshine is making me horny.

That Estella wants to watch me.

She's a weirdo

Takes one to know one

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I can tell ppl what I think of them and not feel bad about it

Also

I have a a near teenage boy whose found out about ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going Sunday.

Hope you see some turtles then. Just remember they have really good hearing

Better keep my conversations clean then

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Messaging a guy however far away does not mean they don't regularly visit the area you live. Then they will automatically assume you fancy a fuck despite stipulating you just fancy a chat

Ah I've had this too

Were you told you're hard work because you didn't fancy a fuck?

Similar. Why had I chatted to them if I was never up for a fuck!"

Of course why would we do that pfffft

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Messaging a guy however far away does not mean they don't regularly visit the area you live. Then they will automatically assume you fancy a fuck despite stipulating you just fancy a chat

Ah I've had this too

Were you told you're hard work because you didn't fancy a fuck?

Similar. Why had I chatted to them if I was never up for a fuck!

Of course why would we do that pfffft

Exactly, if you chat you have to fuck!

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm going Sunday.

Hope you see some turtles then. Just remember they have really good hearing

Better keep my conversations clean then

Maybe just learn to whisper

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I've learnt that even the 'good' ones aren't actually that good on here and can be quite twunty. Meh. *insert shrug emoticon*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned my exam results....well some of them....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive learnt that beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I've learnt that even the 'good' ones aren't actually that good on here and can be quite twunty. Meh. *insert shrug emoticon*"

Hate it when that happens! Twunts indeed

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've learnt that even the 'good' ones aren't actually that good on here and can be quite twunty. Meh. *insert shrug emoticon*"

Good is a relative term and a moveable feast (sometimes linked to the moon phase).

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I've learned my exam results....well some of them...."

And? Did you pass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To not take this seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going Sunday.

Hope you see some turtles then. Just remember they have really good hearing

Better keep my conversations clean then

Maybe just learn to whisper

I cant. Never been able to. Might just have to communicate by eye contact. X

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have learnt that peanut butter was invented by a Canadian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely nothing. I try to get through each week learning as little as possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that, not read deleted messages appear as white not yellow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've also learnt the word Twunty.

Just now

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I've learnt that, not read deleted messages appear as white not yellow

Took a bit of trial and error

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learned my exam results....well some of them....

And? Did you pass?"

Straight A's so far

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I've learnt that even the 'good' ones aren't actually that good on here and can be quite twunty. Meh. *insert shrug emoticon*

Good is a relative term and a moveable feast (sometimes linked to the moon phase).

A moveable feast. I like that. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt some Spanish and forget some Spanish

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"That some people with penises think with them. But it is possible to find a kindred spirit

Hope all went well for PP

Oh it was marvellous and not a pushy willy waver in sight. Was referring to more vanilla encounters

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

That despite not eating anything with suguar in it, I can still put on weight.

Fab can still be fun even when no one is taking any interest in your profile.

That you can meet sexy interesting woman outside of fab, and that they don't need to know what you're into before they'll chat to you.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I've learnt that random acts of kindness can occur in the least expected of ways.

Just today my 2 year old saw an umbrella in primark and fell completely in love with it so I bought it as her ever one, as we walked around town she'd dropped it at some point and was heartbroken, I retraced my steps, asked in stores we'd been to and it couldn't be found. It was the last one in stock in primark too so I couldn't get another for her. For hours since she's been asking for her "pep pig Brolly", even sobbing for it on occasions.

When I was getting the kids ready for bed my former window cleaner, who now works at Poundland recognised my little girl with the brolly in the shop, when he saw it had been left behind, he kept it back and as just brought it home to us earlier this evening and my little girls face was absolutely priceless! as if he'd given her back her whole world! With this one kind gesture over a cheap £4 umbrella of all things

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Oh also learned that Inside No. 9 is a brilliant, brilliant show. Binge watched all three series

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I learnt some Spanish and forget some Spanish"

Hola. ¿Que tal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned the sun can cause my brain to move South. Hopefully the thunderstorms tomorrow will clear the air and it can return to my head again.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Oh also learned that Inside No. 9 is a brilliant, brilliant show. Binge watched all three series "

It really is. I was quite disappointed when I finished the first two on Netflix only to be relieved to find another. Watch it if you haven't before and are reading this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv learned not to go into threads where the clique are,they just ingnore you and chat amongst themselves,im going to the fridge and getting a beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That some people with penises think with them. But it is possible to find a kindred spirit

Hope all went well for PP

Oh it was marvellous and not a pushy willy waver in sight. Was referring to more vanilla encounters

Oh I guessed that, I know you'd be doing awesome screening for PP, it just reminded me to ask.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Iv learned not to go into threads where the clique are,they just ingnore you and chat amongst themselves,im going to the fridge and getting a beer

What about when people reply to you O New One?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Iv learned not to go into threads where the clique are,they just ingnore you and chat amongst themselves,im going to the fridge and getting a beer

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Oh also learned that Inside No. 9 is a brilliant, brilliant show. Binge watched all three series

It really is. I was quite disappointed when I finished the first two on Netflix only to be relieved to find another. Watch it if you haven't before and are reading this."

Need a new series. Just finished binge watching line of duty. Estella recommended Twin Peaks too. That gives me plenty to go at

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I've learnt that random acts of kindness can occur in the least expected of ways.

Aw that's lovely! Restores your faith in humanity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I learnt some Spanish and forget some Spanish

Hola. ¿Que tal?"

Estoy bien gracias. En la cama y caliente y tu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv learned not to go into threads where the clique are,they just ingnore you and chat amongst themselves,im going to the fridge and getting a beer

You being serious a clique on a sex site forum.?

I'm actually real LMAO if it's true that's beyond pathetic.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"I've learnt that random acts of kindness can occur in the least expected of ways.

Aw that's lovely! Restores your faith in humanity

It does I've had about an 8 week run of really shit luck of late and that's totally made day abdceestored my faith on a few levels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv learned not to go into threads where the clique are,they just ingnore you and chat amongst themselves,im going to the fridge and getting a beer

You being serious a clique on a sex site forum.?

I'm actually real LMAO if it's true that's beyond pathetic.

True as im sat here in my undies eating piri piri mackrel pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt that random acts of kindness can occur in the least expected of ways.

Aw that's lovely! Restores your faith in humanity

It does I've had about an 8 week run of really shit luck of late and that's totally made day abdceestored my faith on a few levels "

And also created an new word for the Oxford English Dictionary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv learned not to go into threads where the clique are,they just ingnore you and chat amongst themselves,im going to the fridge and getting a beer

What about when people reply to you O New One?

Oh come on Meli, but that wouldn't feed the constructed narrative!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv learned not to go into threads where the clique are,they just ingnore you and chat amongst themselves,im going to the fridge and getting a beer

You being serious a clique on a sex site forum.?

I'm actually real LMAO if it's true that's beyond pathetic.

True as im sat here in my undies eating piri piri mackrel pal"

Real LOL so this lots best friend is a keypad and website.?

Haha made my night buddy.

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I learnt some Spanish and forget some Spanish

Hola. ¿Que tal?

Estoy bien gracias. En la cama y caliente y tu?"

También estoy en la cama y muy caliente

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"I've learnt that random acts of kindness can occur in the least expected of ways.

Aw that's lovely! Restores your faith in humanity

It does I've had about an 8 week run of really shit luck of late and that's totally made day abdceestored my faith on a few levels

And also created an new word for the Oxford English Dictionary

Yea sorry about that missing spaces between words is part of my dyslexia it's worse when I'm tired so bed time for me

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I've learned the sun can cause my brain to move South. Hopefully the thunderstorms tomorrow will clear the air and it can return to my head again.

Other way round for me. Thunderstorms give me the raging horn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt some new words. They haven't just been invented, they're new to me.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I've learnt some new words. They haven't just been invented, they're new to me."

Are you aware of pulchritudinous? If not, use it. It's one of my favourite words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt some new words. They haven't just been invented, they're new to me.

Are you aware of pulchritudinous? If not, use it. It's one of my favourite words. "

You are the epitome of pulchritudinous, Ligeia.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I've learned the sun can cause my brain to move South. Hopefully the thunderstorms tomorrow will clear the air and it can return to my head again.

Other way round for me. Thunderstorms give me the raging horn."

I get a bad head beforehand but as soon as that heavy rains starts whooooo, I get rampant!

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I've learnt some new words. They haven't just been invented, they're new to me."

I learnt a new word too this week. Eidetic, meaning photographic memory apparently

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Iv learned not to go into threads where the clique are,they just ingnore you and chat amongst themselves,im going to the fridge and getting a beer

What about when people reply to our O New One?

Oh come on Meli, but that wouldn't feed the constructed narrative!!

Yeah, that of the poor newbie who is constantly ignored? Poor sod.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt some new words. They haven't just been invented, they're new to me.

Are you aware of pulchritudinous? If not, use it. It's one of my favourite words. "

I'm going to search engine it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that there is a clique in the forums

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've learned the sun can cause my brain to move South. Hopefully the thunderstorms tomorrow will clear the air and it can return to my head again.

Other way round for me. Thunderstorms give me the raging horn."

Me too. I want to go out and dance naked in them and then be fucked silly. It never happens.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I've learned the sun can cause my brain to move South. Hopefully the thunderstorms tomorrow will clear the air and it can return to my head again.

Other way round for me. Thunderstorms give me the raging horn.

I get a bad head beforehand but as soon as that heavy rains starts whooooo, I get rampant!"

This for me. But there's never any one around in a storm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That it's a good thing to make a change and move on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt some new words. They haven't just been invented, they're new to me.

Are you aware of pulchritudinous? If not, use it. It's one of my favourite words.

I'm going to search engine it now."

Like an adonnis is pulchritudinous

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've learnt some new words. They haven't just been invented, they're new to me.

Are you aware of pulchritudinous? If not, use it. It's one of my favourite words.

I'm going to search engine it now."

I'd forgotten about learning euneirophrenia and it's opposite, malneirophrenia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt some new words. They haven't just been invented, they're new to me.

I learnt a new word too this week. Eidetic, meaning photographic memory apparently "

I could do with some eidetic.

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"How to use a defibrillator "

ooh nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt some new words. They haven't just been invented, they're new to me.

Are you aware of pulchritudinous? If not, use it. It's one of my favourite words.

I'm going to search engine it now.

Like an adonnis is pulchritudinous "

You'd think I'd know what pulchritudinous means.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That no matter what happens in life a free bottle

Of vodka courtesy of a card game is never unappreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt some new words. They haven't just been invented, they're new to me.

Are you aware of pulchritudinous? If not, use it. It's one of my favourite words. "

Good word, I'll never have the confidence to say it out loud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt some new words. They haven't just been invented, they're new to me.

Are you aware of pulchritudinous? If not, use it. It's one of my favourite words.

I'm going to search engine it now.

I'd forgotten about learning euneirophrenia and it's opposite, malneirophrenia.

Blimey Licks, you're giving me more homework.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt some new words. They haven't just been invented, they're new to me.

Are you aware of pulchritudinous? If not, use it. It's one of my favourite words.

Good word, I'll never have the confidence to say it out loud. "

That doesn't matter. You'll just need to hear it.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I've learned the sun can cause my brain to move South. Hopefully the thunderstorms tomorrow will clear the air and it can return to my head again.

Other way round for me. Thunderstorms give me the raging horn.

I get a bad head beforehand but as soon as that heavy rains starts whooooo, I get rampant!

This for me. But there's never any one around in a storm.

Maybe we should have a weather related get together. All the storm horners together.

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"That it's a good thing to make a change and move on

A change is as good as a rest sometimes

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've learned the sun can cause my brain to move South. Hopefully the thunderstorms tomorrow will clear the air and it can return to my head again.

Other way round for me. Thunderstorms give me the raging horn.

I get a bad head beforehand but as soon as that heavy rains starts whooooo, I get rampant!

This for me. But there's never any one around in a storm.

Maybe we should have a weather related get together. All the storm horners together.

Storms due this weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not too send messages to women or couples I fancy on this site....I'm just beating myself up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learned the sun can cause my brain to move South. Hopefully the thunderstorms tomorrow will clear the air and it can return to my head again.

Other way round for me. Thunderstorms give me the raging horn."

Oh gawd, I can't have it get any worse

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over a year ago

"Not too send messages to women or couples I fancy on this site....I'm just beating myself up

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hey dont get down get even

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I've learned the sun can cause my brain to move South. Hopefully the thunderstorms tomorrow will clear the air and it can return to my head again.

Other way round for me. Thunderstorms give me the raging horn.

I get a bad head beforehand but as soon as that heavy rains starts whooooo, I get rampant!

This for me. But there's never any one around in a storm.

Maybe we should have a weather related get together. All the storm horners together.

Storms due this weekend.

I'm happy and sad about it. Love a storm, but got auntie flow visiting so could be awkward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That some people with penises think with them. But it is possible to find a kindred spirit "

My penis is smarter than I am, that's part of the problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That it's a good thing to make a change and move on

A change is as good as a rest sometimes

A rest is no good if you don't play snooker.

FTFY

You are dropping your you's a lot tonight!

You know it.

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over a year ago

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"That it's a good thing to make a change and move on

A change is as good as a rest sometimes

A rest is no good if you don't play snooker.

FTFY

You are dropping your you's a lot tonight!

You know it."

It's gone to pot. Chalk it up to tiredness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That after paying National Insurance for thirty odd years my operation isn't funded. It's gone to buy methadone..

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"That some people with penises think with them. But it is possible to find a kindred spirit

My penis is smarter than I am, that's part of the problem. "

This made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt how to enjoy life a little bit more.....

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I just learnt another new term thanks to Susie Dent. There is a word for a man who has bollocks longer than his penis. It's rantallion. I shall try and use it in a sentence tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That it's a good thing to make a change and move on

A change is as good as a rest sometimes

A rest is no good if you don't play snooker.

FTFY

You are dropping your you's a lot tonight!

You know it.

It's gone to pot. Chalk it up to tiredness

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over a year ago

"I just learnt another new term thanks to Susie Dent. There is a word for a man who has bollocks longer than his penis. It's rantallion. I shall try and use it in a sentence tomorrow.

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By *iss.Red OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I just learnt another new term thanks to Susie Dent. There is a word for a man who has bollocks longer than his penis. It's rantallion. I shall try and use it in a sentence tomorrow.

Great word. Would love to know how you're going to randomly use that in a sentence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Miami is the boring place ive been too.

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny

Don't put stupid pics of yourself you think are funny

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I just learnt another new term thanks to Susie Dent. There is a word for a man who has bollocks longer than his penis. It's rantallion. I shall try and use it in a sentence tomorrow.

Meeting Susie Dent was a highlight; I check her words most days.

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over a year ago

"I just learnt another new term thanks to Susie Dent. There is a word for a man who has bollocks longer than his penis. It's rantallion. I shall try and use it in a sentence tomorrow.

Rantallion? That's fucking hilarious but it sounds like some sort of cooking term you'd hear on Masterchef.

'tonight Greg, I'll be serving a pork Rantallion with a red wine jus'

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over a year ago

"I just learnt another new term thanks to Susie Dent. There is a word for a man who has bollocks longer than his penis. It's rantallion. I shall try and use it in a sentence tomorrow.

Rantallion? That's fucking hilarious but it sounds like some sort of cooking term you'd hear on Masterchef.

'tonight Greg, I'll be serving a pork Rantallion with a red wine jus'"

I'd eat that sweet meat.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I just learnt another new term thanks to Susie Dent. There is a word for a man who has bollocks longer than his penis. It's rantallion. I shall try and use it in a sentence tomorrow.

Great word. Would love to know how you're going to randomly use that in a sentence!

I'm having tea with my mum so it gives me a prime opportunity. She likes telling me off so I try and find something to get the full three syllables of my name emphasised every time I see her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Miami is the boring place ive been too.

According to people on Fab, only boring people find things boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just learnt another new term thanks to Susie Dent. There is a word for a man who has bollocks longer than his penis. It's rantallion. I shall try and use it in a sentence tomorrow.

Rantallion? That's fucking hilarious but it sounds like some sort of cooking term you'd hear on Masterchef.

'tonight Greg, I'll be serving a pork Rantallion with a red wine jus'

I'd eat that sweet meat.

With what dessert?

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over a year ago

"I just learnt another new term thanks to Susie Dent. There is a word for a man who has bollocks longer than his penis. It's rantallion. I shall try and use it in a sentence tomorrow.

Rantallion? That's fucking hilarious but it sounds like some sort of cooking term you'd hear on Masterchef.

'tonight Greg, I'll be serving a pork Rantallion with a red wine jus'

I'd eat that sweet meat.

With what dessert? "

It's got to be a panna cotta with the perfect wobble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Miami is the boring place ive been too.

Its shite mate iv been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Miami is the boring place ive been too.

According to people on Fab, only boring people find things boring

I saw the most awesome sunrise over South Beach in Miami once

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over a year ago

"That Miami is the boring place ive been too.

According to people on Fab, only boring people find things boring

I saw the most awesome sunrise over South Beach in Miami once

I had a great time in Miami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Miami is the boring place ive been too.

According to people on Fab, only boring people find things boring

I saw the most awesome sunrise over South Beach in Miami once

I had a great time in Miami

I was there for work staying on Sunny Isles Beach - Ive never been so bored but i am not a beach junkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Miami is the boring place ive been too.

According to people on Fab, only boring people find things boring

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have learnt that 3d printers are fun and am thinking of 101 perverse things to design on it now

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have learnt that 3d printers are fun and am thinking of 101 perverse things to design on it now

I had my head done in chocolate on a 3D printer.

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over a year ago

"I have learnt that 3d printers are fun and am thinking of 101 perverse things to design on it now

I had my head done in chocolate on a 3D printer.

Which bit did you eat first ???

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have learnt that 3d printers are fun and am thinking of 101 perverse things to design on it now

I had my head done in chocolate on a 3D printer.

Which bit did you eat first ???"

I didn't - other people ate me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my head done in chocolate on a 3D printer.

Hehe that sounds like fun, 3d printed body parts

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over a year ago

"I have learnt that 3d printers are fun and am thinking of 101 perverse things to design on it now

I had my head done in chocolate on a 3D printer.

Which bit did you eat first ???

I didn't - other people ate me.

Lol are we still talking choclate head here ?

I am sorry i couldnt resist i apologise

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I had my head done in chocolate on a 3D printer.

Hehe that sounds like fun, 3d printed body parts

The scan was weird - I look even more witch-like than normal. I'd put it on here but it's got my name on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learned that buying a large model aircraft, which (as it turned out) isn't designed to be dismantled for transportation or storage (d'oh!) - is not a good idea, in an already overcrowded house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to do this;

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