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"I'm fresh out the shower, hair is all wet and smelling lush (I wish I could say it's a sexy look, like from a shampoo advert but in truth I look like the bird out the ring) However.... I'm wearing a pair of teeny tiny pants and vest top, I'm going in the garden to exist out there for a while. So... garden party anyone? I shall provide water balloons. "Will there be a buffet,,?  | |||
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"I'm fresh out the shower, hair is all wet and smelling lush (I wish I could say it's a sexy look, like from a shampoo advert but in truth I look like the bird out the ring) However.... I'm wearing a pair of teeny tiny pants and vest top, I'm going in the garden to exist out there for a while. So... garden party anyone? I shall provide water balloons.
Will there be a buffet,,? "A Phoebe Buffet? | |||
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"I'm in. Shall I bring the water gun  "Of course, but no playing with it before you arrive! | |||
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"Is there a trampoline to play on " If there's not can I bounce on you? | |||
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax? " You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape  | |||
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"I'll bring a big jug of Pimms and Lemonade and swingball. "Swingball yaaaaay  | |||
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"Is there a trampoline to play on " Next door have One, we can just slide the fence panel out. I'm sure they wouldn't notice. | |||
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"Is there a trampoline to play on If there's not can I bounce on you? " I'm in lol Bunny by name bunny by nature lol | |||
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"I'll bring some cold drinks and nibbles" Whoop whoop. What music shall I have on ready? | |||
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax? You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape "Where will you be holding said grape?  | |||
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax? You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape? "We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess | |||
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"I wanted to be bum oiler  "You can do today's oiling  | |||
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax? You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape?
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess "Could I have a bronzed adonis fan me at the same time? In a teeny tiny loin cloth? | |||
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"Only bum ??? Don't want to burn other bits either lol " Don't want my shoulders to burn so go for it | |||
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax? You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape?
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess
Could I have a bronzed adonis fan me at the same time? In a teeny tiny loin cloth? "Of course... I shall throw a bra on my head and create perfection just like they did in wierd science. One ideal bronzed Adonis coming up  | |||
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax? You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape?
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess
Could I have a bronzed adonis fan me at the same time? In a teeny tiny loin cloth? "Will a white Welsh bloke in ck trucks do for now xx | |||
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax? You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape?
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess
Could I have a bronzed adonis fan me at the same time? In a teeny tiny loin cloth?
Of course... I shall throw a bra on my head and create perfection just like they did in wierd science.
One ideal bronzed Adonis coming up "I have the theme song in my head now! What do you maniacs want to do first?! | |||
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax? You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape?
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess
Could I have a bronzed adonis fan me at the same time? In a teeny tiny loin cloth?
Will a white Welsh bloke in ck trucks do for now xx"You need to slap some fake tan on mukka | |||
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax? You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape?
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess
Could I have a bronzed adonis fan me at the same time? In a teeny tiny loin cloth?
Will a white Welsh bloke in ck trucks do for now xx"Erm...no hes for bouncing after | |||
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax? You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape?
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess
Could I have a bronzed adonis fan me at the same time? In a teeny tiny loin cloth?
Will a white Welsh bloke in ck trucks do for now xx
Erm...no hes for bouncing after "He's not taking trampoline duties seriously. I think we should burn him at the stake. | |||
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"Oh I'll come, can't go on the trampoline though, I'm wearing a short summer dress and no knickers! "Oh.... I think you will definitely be going on the trampoline, like it or not | |||
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"Oh I'll come, can't go on the trampoline though, I'm wearing a short summer dress and no knickers! "Yes your first in the Que. see how high you can bounce . Promise I won't look lol xx | |||
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax? You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape?
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess
Could I have a bronzed adonis fan me at the same time? In a teeny tiny loin cloth?
Will a white Welsh bloke in ck trucks do for now xx
Erm...no hes for bouncing after
He's not taking trampoline duties seriously. I think we should burn him at the stake."Or buy an actual trampoline and not let him on it! Only good girls get to bounce! | |||
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"I'm ready for a nice picnic " I brought something you can munch | |||
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"I'm ready for a nice picnic " Oh yes, all fresh produce | |||
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax? You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape?
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess
Could I have a bronzed adonis fan me at the same time? In a teeny tiny loin cloth?
Will a white Welsh bloke in ck trucks do for now xx
Erm...no hes for bouncing after
He's not taking trampoline duties seriously. I think we should burn him at the stake.
Or buy an actual trampoline and not let him on it! Only good girls get to bounce! "Are you a good girl then. Bunny hop or will you be playing in the sand pit xx | |||
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"I'll bring breakfast. "Fantastic! Good to be prepared. | |||
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"I'm ready for a nice picnic Oh yes, all fresh produce "And definitely organic, washed and ready to eat | |||
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"I'll bring breakfast.
Fantastic! Good to be prepared. "Sleep over as well fab. Are we top and tailing . No ghost story's before lights out though xxx | |||
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax? You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape?
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess
Could I have a bronzed adonis fan me at the same time? In a teeny tiny loin cloth?
Will a white Welsh bloke in ck trucks do for now xx
Erm...no hes for bouncing after
He's not taking trampoline duties seriously. I think we should burn him at the stake.
Or buy an actual trampoline and not let him on it! Only good girls get to bounce!
Are you a good girl then. Bunny hop or will you be playing in the sand pit xx"Im always good | |||
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"I'm ready for a nice picnic Oh yes, all fresh produce
And definitely organic, washed and ready to eat "Smashing, nobody likes unwashed veg | |||
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax? You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape?
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess
Could I have a bronzed adonis fan me at the same time? In a teeny tiny loin cloth?
Will a white Welsh bloke in ck trucks do for now xx
Erm...no hes for bouncing after
He's not taking trampoline duties seriously. I think we should burn him at the stake.
Or buy an actual trampoline and not let him on it! Only good girls get to bounce!
Are you a good girl then. Bunny hop or will you be playing in the sand pit xx
Im always good "Fellow celt you must be great xxx | |||
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"I'm ready for a nice picnic Oh yes, all fresh produce
And definitely organic, washed and ready to eat
Smashing, nobody likes unwashed veg"So are you a nibbler or a gobbler? | |||
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"If someone sticks the hose on we can have a wet t shirt competition. "Love it. *hooks up hose* | |||
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"I'm ready for a nice picnic Oh yes, all fresh produce
And definitely organic, washed and ready to eat
Smashing, nobody likes unwashed veg
So are you a nibbler or a gobbler? "I like to take my time and enjoy my food. I never listened to my parents when they told me to stop playing with it | |||
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"I will bring a vodka infused watermelon! "Hoorah!!! I shall provide an empty plant pot for seed disposal purposes | |||
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"Yes we can plant ready for next years party xx" Environmentally friendly and all that jazz | |||
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"Don't be sexist . Wet shorts as well plz xxx" Might as well just go naked then. | |||
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"Don't be sexist . Wet shorts as well plz xxx Might as well just go naked then. " Seen ur pics. Crack on Fab body lol Sun would go in if I went naked haha | |||
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"Oh I'll come, can't go on the trampoline though, I'm wearing a short summer dress and no knickers!
Oh.... I think you will definitely be going on the trampoline, like it or not "Okay, yes Miss | |||
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"Can you change the song not in to that one much plz and pass me the pretzels xx" Birdie song is playing, show me your killer moves | |||
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"Don't be sexist . Wet shorts as well plz xxx Might as well just go naked then. " With a freshly spanked bottom | |||
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"I'm fresh out the shower, hair is all wet and smelling lush (I wish I could say it's a sexy look, like from a shampoo advert but in truth I look like the bird out the ring) However.... I'm wearing a pair of teeny tiny pants and vest top, I'm going in the garden to exist out there for a while. So... garden party anyone? I shall provide water balloons. "Balloon me baby..... I'm melting | |||
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"Don't be sexist . Wet shorts as well plz xxx Might as well just go naked then. With a freshly spanked bottom "Handprints optional | |||
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"Opps looks like the party's getting out of hand. . Should have stayed off the vodka slush puppies xx " Lightweight  | |||
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"I'm fresh out the shower, hair is all wet and smelling lush (I wish I could say it's a sexy look, like from a shampoo advert but in truth I look like the bird out the ring) However.... I'm wearing a pair of teeny tiny pants and vest top, I'm going in the garden to exist out there for a while. So... garden party anyone? I shall provide water balloons.
Balloon me baby..... I'm melting "Just don't duck, if I miss and hit the pooch she won't be impressed
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"Don't be sexist . Wet shorts as well plz xxx Might as well just go naked then. With a freshly spanked bottom
Handprints optional "It's not a spank with out a hand print .. he he xx | |||
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"I'm fresh out the shower, hair is all wet and smelling lush (I wish I could say it's a sexy look, like from a shampoo advert but in truth I look like the bird out the ring) However.... I'm wearing a pair of teeny tiny pants and vest top, I'm going in the garden to exist out there for a while. So... garden party anyone? I shall provide water balloons.
Balloon me baby..... I'm melting
Just don't duck, if I miss and hit the pooch she won't be impressed
"Fat chance ! I'm 6"4 and 17 stone, if I lay flat on the floor and breath in you'd still struggle to miss
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"I will bring the ice" But where will you be putting it? | |||
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"I will bring the ice But where will you be putting it? "23rd sept 2016. Lol. That would be a good start . Nice pic xxx | |||
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"Pudding time. Jelly n ice cream for everyone
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