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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As today is gunna be an ultimate hot hot day, I've filled the ice buckets up, the BBQ is getting prepped, and there are plenty of sun loungers for all you lovely people to soak up some rays today.

So come on in and make yaself at home and let's have a nice relaxing day in the sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I brought a bag full of goodies. As it's breakfast, can I get my sausage out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I brought a bag full of goodies. As it's breakfast, can I get my sausage out?

By all means do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring lots of sun lotions to rub in to everyone and my baps.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd like to join in please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring lots of sun lotions to rub in to everyone and my baps.

Good call

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to join in please "

You're very welcome to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a lounger near the bar please. Have to keep hydrated x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a lounger near the bar please. Have to keep hydrated x

Each lounger has an ice bucket so you can stock up for a good couple of hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh how i wish i was in Liverpool for 2 reasons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oh how i wish i was in Liverpool for 2 reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh how i wish i was in Liverpool for 2 reasons

see you again naturally

and erm if be in heaven just listening to the accent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oh how i wish i was in Liverpool for 2 reasons

see you again naturally

and erm if be in heaven just listening to the accent

Hahahaha xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

btw can we have a water fight?? lol

wet t shirt comp lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op. Did you clean the BBQ? Health and Hygene are keen around here you know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"btw can we have a water fight?? lol

wet t shirt comp lol

Water fights are mandatory, and as for the wet t-shirt Comp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op. Did you clean the BBQ? Health and Hygene are keen around here you know!

Completely sterile buddy, always keep it that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to join your party today, another long day at work with no air con. I've woken up feeling a bit pants so ill bring a stereo and some tunes?

I've had no tea or breakfast yet, so any food and drink is welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would love to join your party today, another long day at work with no air con. I've woken up feeling a bit pants so ill bring a stereo and some tunes?

I've had no tea or breakfast yet, so any food and drink is welcome "

Tunes? 80s retro of course and all the summer hits, plenty of food and drink here too so help yourself, the salad is in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to join your party today, another long day at work with no air con. I've woken up feeling a bit pants so ill bring a stereo and some tunes?

I've had no tea or breakfast yet, so any food and drink is welcome

Tunes? 80s retro of course and all the summer hits, plenty of food and drink here too so help yourself, the salad is in the fridge

Your very kind, I shall grab myself a drink and something to eat in a minute. Yes summer time vibes, 80's and 90's, should lift the mood

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Can I bring my hammock ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I bring my hammock ?

As long as you don't mind an audience watching you get in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i have a hammock too , they are just splendid . I'll bring mine along with Pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to join your party today, another long day at work with no air con. I've woken up feeling a bit pants so ill bring a stereo and some tunes?

I've had no tea or breakfast yet, so any food and drink is welcome

Tunes? 80s retro of course and all the summer hits, plenty of food and drink here too so help yourself, the salad is in the fridge

Your very kind, I shall grab myself a drink and something to eat in a minute. Yes summer time vibes, 80's and 90's, should lift the mood "

Can I request Belinda Carlisle, salt n Pepper, James, and Tiffany. (Always Tiffany!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to join your party today, another long day at work with no air con. I've woken up feeling a bit pants so ill bring a stereo and some tunes?

I've had no tea or breakfast yet, so any food and drink is welcome

Tunes? 80s retro of course and all the summer hits, plenty of food and drink here too so help yourself, the salad is in the fridge

Your very kind, I shall grab myself a drink and something to eat in a minute. Yes summer time vibes, 80's and 90's, should lift the mood

Can I request Belinda Carlisle, salt n Pepper, James, and Tiffany. (Always Tiffany!)"

Of course you can misterbee, I shall bring my phone with my iTunes/ Spotify. The world is our oyster then

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"Can I bring my hammock ?

As long as you don't mind an audience watching you get in it

Getting in is the easy bit; getting out after a few g&t's is the tricky part

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"Oh i have a hammock too , they are just splendid . I'll bring mine along with Pooch

Is this going to be a dogging party?

I'll bring my hound for existential conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh i have a hammock too , they are just splendid . I'll bring mine along with Pooch

Is this going to be a dogging party?

I'll bring my hound for existential conversation

Ha ha they will get along famously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll come, Ill just put on a dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh I would LOVE a garden party about now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone needs to do my shopping for me first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll come, Ill just put on a dress "

Why bother?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my way. Bikini on, suncream packed and can share it with whoever needs some. I have loads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On my way. Bikini on, suncream packed and can share it with whoever needs some. I have loads "

I'll need my back doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my way. Bikini on, suncream packed and can share it with whoever needs some. I have loads "

Should all the men lay down in a line?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

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I'm quite happy to be on sun cream rubbing duty. We don't want any red bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm quite happy to be on sun cream rubbing duty. We don't want any red bits

Fab idea, could you do my back?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm quite happy to be on sun cream rubbing duty. We don't want any red bits

Fab idea, could you do my back?

Yeah sure. Just your back? You may be better lying down

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Padding pool to dip our feet in to cool down.

I don't think I could pick up a jacuzzi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my way. Bikini on, suncream packed and can share it with whoever needs some. I have loads

I'll need my back doing?

I can do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my way. Bikini on, suncream packed and can share it with whoever needs some. I have loads

Should all the men lay down in a line? "

That would be helpful, thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm quite happy to be on sun cream rubbing duty. We don't want any red bits

Fab idea, could you do my back?

Yeah sure. Just your back? You may be better lying down

Actually a thorough job would be appreciated so how do you want me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm quite happy to be on sun cream rubbing duty. We don't want any red bits

Or white bits? Can you get the those 'hard' to reach places?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I'll come, I do like a party. Who's on sun cream duties?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm quite happy to be on sun cream rubbing duty. We don't want any red bits

Or white bits? Can you get the those 'hard' to reach places?

Yeah I'm good with the 'hard' to reach places

I've got white bits...does that mean I have to get them out

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

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"Ooh I'll come, I do like a party. Who's on sun cream duties?

I need some help on sun cream duty. We've got a lot of men with a lot of 'hard to reach' places apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll come, I do like a party. Who's on sun cream duties?

I need some help on sun cream duty. We've got a lot of men with a lot of 'hard to reach' places apparently

Can I rub you up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C'mon ladies I'm stood here in my speedos needing rubbed up, I'm burning here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm quite happy to be on sun cream rubbing duty. We don't want any red bits

Or white bits? Can you get the those 'hard' to reach places?

Yeah I'm good with the 'hard' to reach places

I've got white bits...does that mean I have to get them out

Yes. Let us put our sunglasses on first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C'mon ladies I'm stood here in my speedos needing rubbed up, I'm burning here!!

Oh sorry, come here, let me rub you up

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

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"C'mon ladies I'm stood here in my speedos needing rubbed up, I'm burning here!!

Well those Speedos can come off for a start! Ok, lay down on your front and I'll make a start on your back.

Might be easier if I straddle you to do that though. Hope you don't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring my hose to water everyone down.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

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"Ooh I'll come, I do like a party. Who's on sun cream duties?

I need some help on sun cream duty. We've got a lot of men with a lot of 'hard to reach' places apparently

Can I rub you up?

Yes we should rub each other up before starting on the men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there somewhere with a bit of shade I can sit.

My fair hair and complexion are not built for this weather.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll come, I do like a party. Who's on sun cream duties?

I need some help on sun cream duty. We've got a lot of men with a lot of 'hard to reach' places apparently

Can I rub you up?

Yes we should rub each other up before starting on the men.

Perfect, this may take a while, the guys may want to make a start on themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there somewhere with a bit of shade I can sit.

My fair hair and complexion are not built for this weather. "

Oh yes, I'm freckley and burn easily, there's some shade over this way, need any cream rubbing in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm peeking from the bushes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there somewhere with a bit of shade I can sit.

My fair hair and complexion are not built for this weather.

Oh yes, I'm freckley and burn easily, there's some shade over this way, need any cream rubbing in?

Oh yes please

Can I return the favour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there somewhere with a bit of shade I can sit.

My fair hair and complexion are not built for this weather.

Oh yes, I'm freckley and burn easily, there's some shade over this way, need any cream rubbing in?

Oh yes please

Can I return the favour?"

Oh yes please I think Miss.red missed some places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C'mon ladies I'm stood here in my speedos needing rubbed up, I'm burning here!!

Well those Speedos can come off for a start! Ok, lay down on your front and I'll make a start on your back.

Might be easier if I straddle you to do that though. Hope you don't mind

I never question an experts technique - position assumed

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

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"Is there somewhere with a bit of shade I can sit.

My fair hair and complexion are not built for this weather.

Oh yes, I'm freckley and burn easily, there's some shade over this way, need any cream rubbing in?

Oh yes please

Can I return the favour?

Oh yes please I think Miss.red missed some places

Sorry, I got distracted...was focusing on a couple of areas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there somewhere with a bit of shade I can sit.

My fair hair and complexion are not built for this weather.

Oh yes, I'm freckley and burn easily, there's some shade over this way, need any cream rubbing in?

Oh yes please

Can I return the favour?

Oh yes please I think Miss.red missed some places

I'll take my time, make sure I get everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to sit here in the corner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to sit here in the corner. "

I'll keep you company, will be throwing the coals on soon, how does pork and beef steaks sound guys, with salad of course.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Don't mind me splashing in my paddling pool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't mind me splashing in my paddling pool "

As long as you don't deliberately splash water on anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I may just h

Jump in the hot tub

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Borrows a ice cream van with all the olde worlde ice lollies from our youth and soft ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to sit here in the corner. "

Would you like a fab lolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Borrows a ice cream van with all the olde worlde ice lollies from our youth and soft ice cream "

can I have 2 fab lollies please

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Borrows a ice cream van with all the olde worlde ice lollies from our youth and soft ice cream

can I have 2 fab lollies please

Where you gonna stick em?

Speaking of which I'll start off with a pink mini milk please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Borrows a ice cream van with all the olde worlde ice lollies from our youth and soft ice cream

can I have 2 fab lollies please

Where you gonna stick em?

Speaking of which I'll start off with a pink mini milk please

Come here let me show you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it to late to join in?I do have a bottle of Bailey's chilling

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Don't mind me splashing in my paddling pool

As long as you don't deliberately splash water on anyone

I wouldn't do that

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Borrows a ice cream van with all the olde worlde ice lollies from our youth and soft ice cream

can I have 2 fab lollies please

Where you gonna stick em?

Speaking of which I'll start off with a pink mini milk please

Come here let me show you

Alongside my mini milk??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn I love the sunshine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it to late to join in?I do have a bottle of Bailey's chilling

Not at all, still plenty of room for the afternoon visitors, mmmmmm baileys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id squirt Estella with my water gun.. just because she is sat in the corner

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