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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They send you a friend request after joining the site an hour ago from 360 miles away

Feel free to add more

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

When they say "I've met 5 women but none left me a veri"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He messages, even though it clearly states "no single guys"

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By *oyuer99Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

When they have female pics and want to talk about what get you going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They send you a friend request after joining the site an hour ago from 360 miles away

Feel free to add more "

How many men have sent you a freind invite.

Your supposed to be on our side ?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

The cock avatar nearly pokes your eye out

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Or when you see the first bit of the message.....What are you wea.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They send you a friend request after joining the site an hour ago from 360 miles away

Feel free to add more

How many men have sent you a freind invite.

Your supposed to be on our side ? "

It was a 'female'

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Nice tits, what's your Kik?

Works every time

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Has a status bemoaning a lack of meets

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Has a status bemoaning a lack of meets"

Three days after he's joined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was fed up but seeing this has made me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they say"can i see a picture of you in your swimming trunks?"

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

The profile states that they are a couple but

1. They play alone

2. Male administers the profile

3. Only looking for women

4. No pictures or pictures of a cock.

5. They actually read the messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they fab my cock pics but ignore the rest....?

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By *unforus1965Couple
over a year ago

MIDLANDS


"He messages, even though it clearly states "no single guys" "

Absolutely spot on.

Then like some twat on here earlier said, comes out with 'you can't be picky'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you agree to meet and he says sorry its only me meeting at minute wife's at work doing the ironing sleeping and taking the dog for a walk

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By *ossnsecretaryCouple
over a year ago

Epsom

Thr msg is 1 line in txt spk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they both (bi) want to meet but only he will be meeting first, but promises mmf on second visit.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"When you agree to meet and he says sorry its only me meeting at minute wife's at work doing the ironing sleeping and taking the dog for a walk "

You're catching on quick for a newbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he speads his days on the forums moaning about all women who are meanies that don't reply to his shite message

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

When they ask on the forums for profile advice...

.....and completely disregard all they are given

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When he speads his days on the forums moaning about all women who are meanies that don't reply to his shite message "

Meanie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he will only reply to the hot girls in a thread. Probably telling them some bullshit compliment to get his hands in her panties.

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By *litteasingManMan
over a year ago

Thereabouts


"Nice tits, what's your Kik?

Works every time "

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By *litteasingManMan
over a year ago

Thereabouts


"When he will only reply to the hot girls in a thread. Probably telling them some bullshit compliment to get his hands in her panties. "

Guilty just now...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Sends a message that says

"Hey"

And the pic that's attached is a winkle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he try's to be nice and courteous. We're not all that bad are we.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you agree to meet and he says sorry its only me meeting at minute wife's at work doing the ironing sleeping and taking the dog for a walk

You're catching on quick for a newbie "
been on other sites miss pessimistic xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you agree to meet and he says sorry its only me meeting at minute wife's at work doing the ironing sleeping and taking the dog for a walk

You're catching on quick for a newbie "
you giving me the eye again ?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Because they are the only people who can message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He tells you about being able to breathe through his ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When their username is WellHung or MakeUSquirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they tell you how polite and respectful they are, and that they're not cunts like everyone else.

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