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Death bed disappointments.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

I know I'm going to be disappointed, dying without ever seeing Kylie Minogue's vulva.

How about you?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

An open coffin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I regret not having had more varied sex when younger.

But yes, if I haven't had Rachael Riley by the time im on my deathbed, yes I'm going to be pretty peeved.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"I regret not having had more varied sex when younger.

But yes, if I haven't had Rachael Riley by the time im on my deathbed, yes I'm going to be pretty peeved. "

I hear you barking big dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always wanted to actually see a dog run out of a butchers shop with a string of Sausages hanging out of his mouth....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know I'm going to be disappointed, dying without ever seeing Kylie Minogue's vulva.

How about you? "

Yes I'll be disappointed if you die without ever seeing Kylie's vulva too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've always wanted to actually see a dog run out of a butchers shop with a string of Sausages hanging out of his mouth...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know I'm going to be disappointed, dying without ever seeing Estella's vulva.

How about you? "

Alright, alright -- what you doing this weekend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know I'm going to be disappointed, dying without ever seeing Estella's vulva.

How about you?

Alright, alright -- what you doing this weekend? "

Minx! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know I'm going to be disappointed, dying without ever seeing Estella's vulva.

How about you?

Alright, alright -- what you doing this weekend?

Minx! ! "

Hahaha! I am! By the way I showed J your limerick burn of me, he approved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I regret that I wasn't braver when I was younger. Im hoping by the time I get to my death bed my only regret will be I got too brave

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Clem, I'll die never having seen yours or Scarlet's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know I'm going to be disappointed, dying without ever seeing Kylie Minogue's vulva.

How about you? "

I bet she has a beautiful vaginal area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know I'm going to be disappointed, dying without ever seeing Kylie Minogue's vulva.

How about you?

I bet she has a beautiful vaginal area"

She has I can't get it out of my head.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

To see england win a World Cup

I have seen united win the fa cup, league cup, Europa league

But the World Cup and my life would be complete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never having seen one of those jack in the box,boxing gloves pop out and sock someone on the nose. Classic slapstick!

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Never meeting Clem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've always wanted to actually see a dog run out of a butchers shop with a string of Sausages hanging out of his mouth...."

I'd like to see some one slip on a banana skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've always wanted to actually see a dog run out of a butchers shop with a string of Sausages hanging out of his mouth....

I'd like to see some one slip on a banana skin. "

I've seen that!!! It's awful. You want to laugh so bad but you can't.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"I know I'm going to be disappointed, dying without ever seeing Kylie Minogue's vulva.

How about you?

I bet she has a beautiful vaginal area"

Me to, i should be so lucky.

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

To feel loved again

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"To feel loved again"

You'll be disappointed to feel loved again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know I'm going to be disappointed, dying without ever seeing Kylie Minogue's vulva.

How about you? "

Go to google and search for her Sex tape from last year

Anything else ?

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"I know I'm going to be disappointed, dying without ever seeing Kylie Minogue's vulva.

How about you?

Go to google and search for her Sex tape from last year

Anything else ?"

Really..... !

Ok, who really shot jfk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've always wanted to actually see a dog run out of a butchers shop with a string of Sausages hanging out of his mouth....

I'd like to see some one slip on a banana skin. "

I've done that. Many times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be dissapointed if karma hasn't done her thing on those that deserve it

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"I know I'm going to be disappointed, dying without ever seeing Kylie Minogue's vulva.

How about you?

Go to google and search for her Sex tape from last year

Anything else ?"

The clip on the green sofa?

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city


"To feel loved again

You'll be disappointed to feel loved again? "

Actually it was if I don't feel loved again

But in hindsight I won't. I've loved n lost I'm done x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to die in a bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know I'm going to be disappointed, dying without ever seeing Kylie Minogue's vulva.

How about you?

Go to google and search for her Sex tape from last year

Anything else ?

Really..... !

Ok, who really shot jfk."

A time traveller from the year 3456 send back in time to stop a mad president starting World war 3, records were destroyed in the war, as war started in 2017, he was a few years out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To feel loved again

You'll be disappointed to feel loved again?

Actually it was if I don't feel loved again

But in hindsight I won't. I've loved n lost I'm done x"

That's a brave statement to make for one so young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be disappointed if I die without ever seeing Lib's buttocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll probably regret not marrying rich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll probably regret not marrying rich. "

Who's Rich?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A threesome with two women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll probably regret not marrying rich.

Who's Rich? "

Ha! Went for the low-hanging fruit, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll probably regret not marrying rich.

Who's Rich? "

I'm guessing, not Marc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll probably regret not marrying rich.

Who's Rich?

Ha! Went for the low-hanging fruit, eh? "

I know my limits.

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