FabSwingers.com forum: has anyone actually brought vip poo spray lol

By *huckz OP Man
over a year ago

spalding

I for one would not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

given peoples obsession with spraying hideous smelling chemicals all over the place its probably only a matter of time until it's treated as another essential for the home!

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By *huckz OP Man
over a year ago

spalding

"given peoples obsession with spraying hideous smelling chemicals all over the place its probably only a matter of time until it's treated as another essential for the home!"
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..not in my house. ...the advert is horrendous also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"given peoples obsession with spraying hideous smelling chemicals all over the place its probably only a matter of time until it's treated as another essential for the home!..

..not in my house. ...the advert is horrendous also "

isn't it?...makes me feel slightly sick!

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By *huckz OP Man
over a year ago

spalding

"given peoples obsession with spraying hideous smelling chemicals all over the place its probably only a matter of time until it's treated as another essential for the home!..

..not in my house. ...the advert is horrendous also

isn't it?...makes me feel slightly sick!"
.....l think it will be in many it girls little handbags next to their little pooches lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but i probably should.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

No, it's a crap idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Considering I only go in my own house. No. I wouldn't. Plus, mine smells of freshly backed bread or vanilla. Sometimes fresh flowers and strawberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not only is the ad horrendous, it always seems to be on at dinner time

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"given peoples obsession with spraying hideous smelling chemicals all over the place its probably only a matter of time until it's treated as another essential for the home!..

..not in my house. ...the advert is horrendous also

isn't it?...makes me feel slightly sick!.....l think it will be in many it girls little handbags next to their little pooches lol"

Why assume it's a girly thing, that they have little handbags and little doggies.

I HAVE bought V.I.P poo.

I would NEVER use it at home.

I work in a place where there are about 30 women and 3 toilets.

There are no windows and no air con.

Sometimes they stink of shit when someone has been.

I hate it it makes me wretch. So I bought V.I.P poo so that I won't leave a stink for others.

It's a courtesy in my case. Not a vanity thing.

A couple of others in work have it for the same reason.

If I had my own private bog with ventilation in work i'd not have bought the V.I.P poo.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"given peoples obsession with spraying hideous smelling chemicals all over the place its probably only a matter of time until it's treated as another essential for the home!..

..not in my house. ...the advert is horrendous also

isn't it?...makes me feel slightly sick!.....l think it will be in many it girls little handbags next to their little pooches lol

Why assume it's a girly thing, that they have little handbags and little doggies.

I HAVE bought V.I.P poo.

I would NEVER use it at home.

I work in a place where there are about 30 women and 3 toilets.

There are no windows and no air con.

Sometimes they stink of shit when someone has been.

I hate it it makes me wretch. So I bought V.I.P poo so that I won't leave a stink for others.

It's a courtesy in my case. Not a vanity thing.

A couple of others in work have it for the same reason.

If I had my own private bog with ventilation in work i'd not have bought the V.I.P poo. "

At least you get a warm seat in winter

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Ha! Read Amazon reviews.. it sells.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"given peoples obsession with spraying hideous smelling chemicals all over the place its probably only a matter of time until it's treated as another essential for the home!..

..not in my house. ...the advert is horrendous also

isn't it?...makes me feel slightly sick!.....l think it will be in many it girls little handbags next to their little pooches lol

Why assume it's a girly thing, that they have little handbags and little doggies.

I HAVE bought V.I.P poo.

I would NEVER use it at home.

I work in a place where there are about 30 women and 3 toilets.

There are no windows and no air con.

Sometimes they stink of shit when someone has been.

I hate it it makes me wretch. So I bought V.I.P poo so that I won't leave a stink for others.

It's a courtesy in my case. Not a vanity thing.

A couple of others in work have it for the same reason.

If I had my own private bog with ventilation in work i'd not have bought the V.I.P poo. "

Yeah but a man just walks out with a big chuffed smile on his face if it stinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a God-send for people with Crohns Disease, IBS and bile acid malabsorption. It takes away the embarrassment of having to go somewhere that's public!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a God-send for people with Crohns Disease, IBS and bile acid malabsorption. It takes away the embarrassment of having to go somewhere that's public! "

I have bought the Poo Pourri version from QVC, it has natural oils to scent, not fake chemicals. I bought it for two friends who have a bowel condition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a God-send for people with Crohns Disease, IBS and bile acid malabsorption. It takes away the embarrassment of having to go somewhere that's public!

I have bought the Poo Pourri version from QVC, it has natural oils to scent, not fake chemicals. I bought it for two friends who have a bowel condition."

Yeah, it's really good! I think the oils mean that the smell can't escape, or something!

You're a good friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I announce to everyone that I'm going for a poo and it's best to stay away. If they smell it it's their own fault, they had their warning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a God-send for people with Crohns Disease, IBS and bile acid malabsorption. It takes away the embarrassment of having to go somewhere that's public!

I have bought the Poo Pourri version from QVC, it has natural oils to scent, not fake chemicals. I bought it for two friends who have a bowel condition.

Yeah, it's really good! I think the oils mean that the smell can't escape, or something!

You're a good friend! "

The oils coat the water surface, trap the smell. The surface disturbance, releases the oils scent. This was before VIP sprays were on the market

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, I announce to everyone that I'm going for a poo and it's best to stay away. If they smell it it's their own fault, they had their warning.

The friends I bought for, are elderly. They come from an era where they can't joke about pooh smells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine has. She constantly searches for stuff she could give an attacker a face full of, that she can claim she was carting because ...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It sounds ridiculous and I dislike the concept - I think I'm really not in their target market

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this sounds like something that'd be popular with festival goers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"given peoples obsession with spraying hideous smelling chemicals all over the place its probably only a matter of time until it's treated as another essential for the home!..

..not in my house. ...the advert is horrendous also

isn't it?...makes me feel slightly sick!.....l think it will be in many it girls little handbags next to their little pooches lol"

Many girls little handbags ?? Like you have to be childish or really girly dumb to buy it ? Next you will say only blonde bimbos. Such a stereo type. Hate men like yourself who think it's ok to say things like this.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Yes. It works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ad is hilarious. Little plasticine looking CGI no 2s and a Paris Hilton type gleefully skipping away from the scene of her smelly deposit.

Most women I know just carry little purse sized fragrance sprays like "impulse" or a pharmacy equivalent for bathroom visits while out.

Good idea but some would probably die of embarrassment if it spilled out of their bag and rolled along the pavement or interior floor in full view of others while out in a public setting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ad is hilarious. Little plasticine looking CGI no 2s and a Paris Hilton type gleefully skipping away from the scene of her smelly deposit.

Most women I know just carry little purse sized fragrance sprays like "impulse" or a pharmacy equivalent for bathroom visits while out.

Good idea but some would probably die of embarrassment if it spilled out of their bag and rolled along the pavement or interior floor in full view of others while out in a public setting."

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ad is hilarious. Little plasticine looking CGI no 2s and a Paris Hilton type gleefully skipping away from the scene of her smelly deposit.

Most women I know just carry little purse sized fragrance sprays like "impulse" or a pharmacy equivalent for bathroom visits while out.

Good idea but some would probably die of embarrassment if it spilled out of their bag and rolled along the pavement or interior floor in full view of others while out in a public setting.

Why?"

Most are modest about defecation.. it's perfectly natural and actually shows consideration for others to carry such a thing around but.. I'd guess most would blush at the idea of chasing a wayward can of "VIP poo" rolling along the pavement .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ad is hilarious. Little plasticine looking CGI no 2s and a Paris Hilton type gleefully skipping away from the scene of her smelly deposit.

Most women I know just carry little purse sized fragrance sprays like "impulse" or a pharmacy equivalent for bathroom visits while out.

Good idea but some would probably die of embarrassment if it spilled out of their bag and rolled along the pavement or interior floor in full view of others while out in a public setting.

Why?

I'm 38 and I think in all my life I've actually had the contents of my bag 'spilt ' for all to see about maybe once! and I'm mature enough to think as I would if I seen another ladies bag contents 'so what' for god sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's expensive!!!

Going for a dump is something most of us have to do. It's natural so why bother? Pretty much everyone does it.

The only time it smells bad enough to make others gag is if you have a bad diet. If you can't stand the smell of your own shit, change your diet!

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By *erfumedpornovampireWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

I just use matches! It burns up the gasses, takes all of two seconds and doesn't cost a fortune! Shame it's frowned on in public toilets! Also good for farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rip off at £5. Buy a cheap deodorant and carry that around instead

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