FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Beach Party

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The weather's almost as hot as all of you luvverly fab folk! The beach is calling and a splash and play in the waves is beckoning methinks!

Bring your towels and skimpiest of swim wear (or not, if you fancy au naturale)

Who's sorting the music? Anyone fancy being the fab-chef on bbq duty?

Games and frolics aplenty please.

And not forgetting the all important sun cream application specialists, of course (I will be willing to offer to help out there. Because I am nice like that)

Come on down you sizzling hot and sexy people. The waters lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already attending the pool party sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring the ice cream van... very happy to provide something tasty for everyone to lick

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Already attending the pool party sorry."

Me too and I hate sand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Already attending the pool party sorry."

There's a pool party?! Damn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit torn between the two now.

I have a generator and a full PA system. Mixing deck. The works.

Always prepared to provide some banging tunes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring the ice cream van... very happy to provide something tasty for everyone to lick

Oh perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring the ice cream van... very happy to provide something tasty for everyone to lick

Well that is so thoughtful of you...

What tune does your van play Minxy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a bit torn between the two now.

I have a generator and a full PA system. Mixing deck. The works.

Always prepared to provide some banging tunes.

Get your set sorted! Free drinks for the DJ

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Already attending the pool party sorry.

Me too and I hate sand

There's no denying that stuff can get everywhere...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring the ice cream van... very happy to provide something tasty for everyone to lick

Oh perfect

Oh!... You've changed already! Perfect

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Oh can I put my bikini on?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

I like being on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring the ice cream van... very happy to provide something tasty for everyone to lick

Oh perfect

Oh!... You've changed already! Perfect

Yep, I'm a little eager

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh can I put my bikini on?

Like you need to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The weather's almost as hot as all of you luvverly fab folk! The beach is calling and a splash and play in the waves is beckoning methinks!

Bring your towels and skimpiest of swim wear (or not, if you fancy au naturale)

Who's sorting the music? Anyone fancy being the fab-chef on bbq duty?

Games and frolics aplenty please.

And not forgetting the all important sun cream application specialists, of course (I will be willing to offer to help out there. Because I am nice like that)

Come on down you sizzling hot and sexy people. The waters lovely

I'm doing jerk chicken for the other, but I suppose I can spare a few pieces of chicken for yours

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh can I put my bikini on?

Like you need to ask

Will you take it off later?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh shall I put my swimming costume on? Be warned I like to roll down the top half....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like being on the beach

That's simply because it's the best place to be!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The weather's almost as hot as all of you luvverly fab folk! The beach is calling and a splash and play in the waves is beckoning methinks!

Bring your towels and skimpiest of swim wear (or not, if you fancy au naturale)

Who's sorting the music? Anyone fancy being the fab-chef on bbq duty?

Games and frolics aplenty please.

And not forgetting the all important sun cream application specialists, of course (I will be willing to offer to help out there. Because I am nice like that)

Come on down you sizzling hot and sexy people. The waters lovely

I'm doing jerk chicken for the other, but I suppose I can spare a few pieces of chicken for yours

Most kind M'lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring the ice cream van... very happy to provide something tasty for everyone to lick

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that's very generous of you .....on my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh can I put my bikini on?

Like you need to ask

Will you take it off later?

Can I take it off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Swimsuit removed by poster at 25/05/17 11:56:45]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make everyone cocktails

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh shall I put my swimming costume on? Be warned I like to roll down the top half...."

I think that is a most definite then Miss Estella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh can I put my bikini on?

Like you need to ask

Will you take it off later?

Can I take it off?

For sun cream application purposes?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh good clothing optional - I'll rock up with my cock up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring the ice cream van... very happy to provide something tasty for everyone to lick

Well that is so thoughtful of you...

What tune does your van play Minxy? "

Before dark... Kiss - Lick it Up... after dark it plays Khia... My Neck, My Back... lick my...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll make everyone cocktails "

Now we're talking!

Welcome to the party Foxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooh shall I put my swimming costume on? Be warned I like to roll down the top half....

I think that is a most definite then Miss Estella

Ok gimme a minute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh good clothing optional - I'll rock up with my cock up

keeping it real Doc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh can I put my bikini on?

Like you need to ask

Will you take it off later?

Can I take it off?

For sun cream application purposes?...

Yes and no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voila!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a bit torn between the two now.

I have a generator and a full PA system. Mixing deck. The works.

Always prepared to provide some banging tunes.

Get your set sorted! Free drinks for the DJ

The dj always drinks for free in my experience.

Standby folks. Things are gunna get LOUD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll make everyone cocktails

Now we're talking!

Welcome to the party Foxy

Why thank you. Cocktails and slices of melon. I think we need something fruity too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring the ice cream van... very happy to provide something tasty for everyone to lick

Well that is so thoughtful of you...

What tune does your van play Minxy?

Before dark... Kiss - Lick it Up... after dark it plays Khia... My Neck, My Back... lick my...

Lick-tastic tunes there Minxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring the ice cream van... very happy to provide something tasty for everyone to lick

would love to taste you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh can I put my bikini on?

Like you need to ask

Will you take it off later?

Can I take it off?

It's looking that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Voila! "

Beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Voila! "

Hang on... We need to get those sun cream applicators sorted asap... come along folks. Can I get a couple of fabbers to assist? Purely in the interest of keeping those harmful rays at bay, of course...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Who wants to skinny dip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to skinny dip? "

Ooo me, in fact I'm just off for a cold shower to cool down

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Who wants to skinny dip?

Ooo me, in fact I'm just off for a cold shower to cool down

Oh I like a shower, can I join you? I've got sand in places one shouldn't get sand.

Sahara vagina

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a bit torn between the two now.

I have a generator and a full PA system. Mixing deck. The works.

Always prepared to provide some banging tunes.

Get your set sorted! Free drinks for the DJ

The dj always drinks for free in my experience.

Standby folks. Things are gunna get LOUD

Excellent! Anyone wanting to get a wiggle on, get yourselves out there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll make everyone cocktails

Now we're talking!

Welcome to the party Foxy

Why thank you. Cocktails and slices of melon. I think we need something fruity too x"

Oh, fruity... most definitely

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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The phone signal is shocking here...I may have to go up on the cliff and make a phone call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have ice cream and cocktails, I'm in. Save me a shaded spot wouldn't want to burn my bits x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to skinny dip?

Ooo me, in fact I'm just off for a cold shower to cool down

Oh I like a shower, can I join you? I've got sand in places one shouldn't get sand.

Sahara vagina

Of course, there's place for anoytger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Voila!

Are you creaming my breasts, g3orgie?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to skinny dip? "

Always up for skinny dipping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to skinny dip?

Ooo me, in fact I'm just off for a cold shower to cool down

Oh I like a shower, can I join you? I've got sand in places one shouldn't get sand.

Sahara vagina

Of course, there's place for anoytger

Another *

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have ice cream and cocktails, I'm in. Save me a shaded spot wouldn't want to burn my bits x

Get yourself over to the sun cream tent. There seems to be a few folk requiring attention..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The phone signal is shocking here...I may have to go up on the cliff and make a phone call

Hold your phone up in the air, full stretch. That's sure to work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to skinny dip?

Ooo me, in fact I'm just off for a cold shower to cool down

Oh I like a shower, can I join you? I've got sand in places one shouldn't get sand.

Sahara vagina

Of course, there's place for anoytger

You could both come join me in the sea and cool down a lil bit...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Voila!

Are you creaming my breasts, g3orgie?!"

Yes, yes I am indeed Miss Estella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's on BBQ duty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Voila!

Are you creaming my breasts, g3orgie?!

Yes, yes I am indeed Miss Estella

That's going to turn me on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bringing the hot dog van. Everyone will want a nibble at some point x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's on BBQ duty? "

Get yourself on the grill my friend. And grab a cocktail from Miss Redfox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to skinny dip?

Ooo me, in fact I'm just off for a cold shower to cool down

Oh I like a shower, can I join you? I've got sand in places one shouldn't get sand.

Sahara vagina

Of course, there's place for another

You could both come join me in the sea and cool down a lil bit...

How can I refuse an offer like that? I'll just pop my bikini back on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Voila!

Are you creaming my breasts, g3orgie?!

Yes, yes I am indeed Miss Estella

That's going to turn me on! "

oops...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bringing the hot dog van. Everyone will want a nibble at some point x"

Nicely done! Anyone wanting to nibble on a sausage, this way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to skinny dip?

Ooo me, in fact I'm just off for a cold shower to cool down

Oh I like a shower, can I join you? I've got sand in places one shouldn't get sand.

Sahara vagina

Of course, there's place for another

You could both come join me in the sea and cool down a lil bit...

How can I refuse an offer like that? I'll just pop my bikini back on

Bikini is optional...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to skinny dip?

Ooo me, in fact I'm just off for a cold shower to cool down

Oh I like a shower, can I join you? I've got sand in places one shouldn't get sand.

Sahara vagina

Of course, there's place for another

You could both come join me in the sea and cool down a lil bit...

How can I refuse an offer like that? I'll just pop my bikini back on

Bikini is optional...

Doubt I'll be needing it so you will have to help me out of it now though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to skinny dip?

Always up for skinny dipping

Get yourself amongst it Pat

Grab a drink once you've had a frolic in the waves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bringing the hot dog van. Everyone will want a nibble at some point x

Nicely done! Anyone wanting to nibble on a sausage, this way

Come and get your sausage here, something for everyone. All sausages are inclosed rolls for your protection (from sauce spillages obviously)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Who wants to skinny dip?

Ooo me, in fact I'm just off for a cold shower to cool down

Oh I like a shower, can I join you? I've got sand in places one shouldn't get sand.

Sahara vagina

Of course, there's place for anoytger

You could both come join me in the sea and cool down a lil bit...

I think you might require help with both of us

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Who wants to skinny dip?

Always up for skinny dipping

Oh happy days

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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G3orgie...have you gone home?

You appear to be in the shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"G3orgie...have you gone home?

You appear to be in the shower "

Oops! Must change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"G3orgie...have you gone home?

You appear to be in the shower

Oops! Must change

Hurry back to the beach, I need cream rubbing in, any offers please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to skinny dip?

Ooo me, in fact I'm just off for a cold shower to cool down

Oh I like a shower, can I join you? I've got sand in places one shouldn't get sand.

Sahara vagina

Of course, there's place for another

You could both come join me in the sea and cool down a lil bit...

How can I refuse an offer like that? I'll just pop my bikini back on

Bikini is optional...

Doubt I'll be needing it so you will have to help me out of it now though

*flexes fingers* right then!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to skinny dip?

Ooo me, in fact I'm just off for a cold shower to cool down

Oh I like a shower, can I join you? I've got sand in places one shouldn't get sand.

Sahara vagina

Of course, there's place for anoytger

You could both come join me in the sea and cool down a lil bit...

I think you might require help with both of us "

*ahem*... anyone care to lend a hand here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little late but I brought my bucket and spade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade

Prizes for best sand sculpture

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I come?

M'lady, of course you can come

Fancy a dip?

In the sea I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade

Prizes for best sand sculpture

Ooo what do we win?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade

Prizes for best sand sculpture

Ooo what do we win? "

An ice cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade

Prizes for best sand sculpture

Ooo what do we win? "

First prize is a hotel stay with dinner and wine, followed by a massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade

Prizes for best sand sculpture

Ooo what do we win?

An ice cream

Only if I can lick it off you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"G3orgie...have you gone home?

You appear to be in the shower

Oops! Must change

Hurry back to the beach, I need cream rubbing in, any offers please?

I'm having terrible trouble, I touched the top and it squirted everywhere. I've got it all of my hand and up my arm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade

Prizes for best sand sculpture

Ooo what do we win?

First prize is a hotel stay with dinner and wine, followed by a massage

Trickery.

Travelodge with a happy meal and a foot tickle he means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I come?

M'lady, of course you can come

Fancy a dip?

In the sea I mean

Yes why thank you. That sounds delightful

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade

Prizes for best sand sculpture

Ooo what do we win?

An ice cream

Only if I can lick it off you

It melted down my chest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade

Prizes for best sand sculpture

Ooo what do we win?

An ice cream

Every entrant gets a lickable treat off of Minxy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Hope he is wearing little trunks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone say beach?? I'm ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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Hope he is wearing little trunks

Trunks?... what trunks?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone say beach?? I'm ready

Looking awesome there fella

Pull up a bit of sand and grab a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade

Prizes for best sand sculpture

Ooo what do we win?

An ice cream

Only if I can lick it off you

It melted down my chest

Let me just get that for you

. You may need to remove that bikini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring a pop up tent so anyone nude can use it to stop their cock from burning in the midday sun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone say beach?? I'm ready

Looking awesome there fella

Pull up a bit of sand and grab a drink

"
cheers...it's this years beach wear look apparently haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I come?

M'lady, of course you can come

Fancy a dip?

In the sea I mean

Yes why thank you. That sounds delightful

*grabs Sexyspecs by the hand and runs in the waves*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring a pop up tent so anyone nude can use it to stop their cock from burning in the midday sun.

Most considerate of you Ma'am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I can fly my kite

Anyone can have a turn .... it's a big fab one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring a pop up tent so anyone nude can use it to stop their cock from burning in the midday sun.

I will rub in sun cream to any cocks without it on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring a pop up tent so anyone nude can use it to stop their cock from burning in the midday sun.

I will rub in sun cream to any cocks without it on.

"
mine will need some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade

Prizes for best sand sculpture

Ooo what do we win?

An ice cream

Every entrant gets a lickable treat off of Minxy

Y'all have to be quick... those lickable treats are melting and starting to drip.... it could get a lil messy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade

Prizes for best sand sculpture

Ooo what do we win?

An ice cream

tongue is at the ready

Every entrant gets a lickable treat off of Minxy

Y'all have to be quick... those lickable treats are melting and starting to drip.... it could get a lil messy!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh I can fly my kite

Anyone can have a turn .... it's a big fab one

Oooh... I have kite envy!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring a pop up tent so anyone nude can use it to stop their cock from burning in the midday sun.

I will rub in sun cream to any cocks without it on.

There may be a rather long line at this tent methinks...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade

Prizes for best sand sculpture

Ooo what do we win?

An ice cream

Every entrant gets a lickable treat off of Minxy

Y'all have to be quick... those lickable treats are melting and starting to drip.... it could get a lil messy!"

Better get licking real quick then...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign

Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign

Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach

If you insist

Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I'm there!! Just don't fall asleep in the sun around me... I warn you, I'll place seashells randomly on your body so you end up with bizarre tan lines

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign

Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach

If you insist

Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?"

That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm there!! Just don't fall asleep in the sun around me... I warn you, I'll place seashells randomly on your body so you end up with bizarre tan lines

Cruel and unusual shenanigans!

I like it! You're in

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"[wetsuitRemoved by poster at 25/05/17 13:09:20]

Hope he is wearing little trunks

Trunks?... what trunks?...

Do you want to borrow mine?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign

Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach

If you insist

Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?

That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady

Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Can we play rounders please?

Bagsy bowler, I have a knack with a ball

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Is the beach party with the pool party nearby? Where's the best place to park now, in the shade preferably?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign

Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach

If you insist

Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?

That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady

Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses

I'm doing the same but with your bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we play rounders please?

Bagsy bowler, I have a knack with a ball

what are we using for bats

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign

Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach

If you insist

Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?

That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady

Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses

I'm doing the same but with your bottom

I like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[wetsuitRemoved by poster at 25/05/17 13:09:20]

Hope he is wearing little trunks

Trunks?... what trunks?...

Do you want to borrow mine? "

They may cut in a lil bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign

Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach

If you insist

Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?

That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady

Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses

Aren't sunglasses just pervingly perfect!

Also, Man Wang. Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we play rounders please?

Bagsy bowler, I have a knack with a ball

Mixed teams then. No ball tampering there Miss H!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is the beach party with the pool party nearby? Where's the best place to park now, in the shade preferably?

Why Not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign

Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach

If you insist

Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?

That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady

Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses

I'm doing the same but with your bottom

*tuts* Such shameless perving

*whilst eyes zig zag behind shades*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we play rounders please?

Bagsy bowler, I have a knack with a ball

what are we using for bats

The thought just brought tears to my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already on the beach...cant find no party...no people...

Just me and my dogs...

Feel a like heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I fell asleep, what was I doing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry I fell asleep, who was I doing?

*tuts* asleep on the job

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign

Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach

If you insist

Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?

That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady

Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses

Aren't sunglasses just pervingly perfect!

Also, Man Wang. Brilliant!

pervingly perfect indeed.

I would much like to suck on an ice cream covered flake if the van is still trading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i come please can someone pre warn greenpeace.. think they bloody hate me by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got sand in my crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I fell asleep, who was I doing?

*tuts* asleep on the job

Cheeky

what's next?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"[wetsuitRemoved by poster at 25/05/17 13:09:20]

Hope he is wearing little trunks

Trunks?... what trunks?...

Do you want to borrow mine?

They may cut in a lil bit

We'll have to be naked then, now let me play with your balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got sand in my crack

I'll show you the way to the showers lovely....careful though I have wandering hands and get distracted easily!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I've got sand in my crack

Want me to piss on you to wash it out?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Can we play rounders please?

Bagsy bowler, I have a knack with a ball

what are we using for bats

The thought just brought tears to my eyes

Well not man wangs...ouch

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Can we play rounders please?

Bagsy bowler, I have a knack with a ball

Mixed teams then. No ball tampering there Miss H!

I promise to play fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got sand in my crack

I'll show you the way to the showers lovely....careful though I have wandering hands and get distracted easily!

Oh, I can deal with that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got sand in my crack

Want me to piss on you to wash it out?

You're a good forum friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign

Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach

If you insist

Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?

That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady

Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses

Aren't sunglasses just pervingly perfect!

Also, Man Wang. Brilliant!

pervingly perfect indeed.

I would much like to suck on an ice cream covered flake if the van is still trading."

I'm sure Minxy will oblige you there. I hope you don't mind it being all melty and dribbly though...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign

Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach

If you insist

Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?

That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady

Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses

Aren't sunglasses just pervingly perfect!

Also, Man Wang. Brilliant!

pervingly perfect indeed.

I would much like to suck on an ice cream covered flake if the van is still trading.

I'm sure Minxy will oblige you there. I hope you don't mind it being all melty and dribbly though..."

Dribbly.... mmmmmmm

If I drip a bit on my breastages I'm sure someone will lick it clean for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry I fell asleep, who was I doing?

*tuts* asleep on the job

Cheeky

what's next?

If you can stay awake, Miss H has a game of rounders happening once she has finished fecking about with some balls

Minxy might be out of lickables soon and Awkwardpeach has made short work of all the sun cream!

DJ Rachael is pissed already and Blueyes has managed to get sand literally everywhere! Otherwise it all grand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I fell asleep, who was I doing?

*tuts* asleep on the job

Cheeky

what's next?

If you can stay awake, Miss H has a game of rounders happening once she has finished fecking about with some balls

Minxy might be out of lickables soon and Awkwardpeach has made short work of all the sun cream!

DJ Rachael is pissed already and Blueyes has managed to get sand literally everywhere! Otherwise it all grand

I've already licked Minxy and helped Blueyes with the showers for the sand, my hands wandered. And now I appear to have lost my bikini

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would like to cum

Join the party Ma'am

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign

Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach

If you insist

Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?

That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady

Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses

Aren't sunglasses just pervingly perfect!

Also, Man Wang. Brilliant!

pervingly perfect indeed.

I would much like to suck on an ice cream covered flake if the van is still trading.

I'm sure Minxy will oblige you there. I hope you don't mind it being all melty and dribbly though...

Dribbly.... mmmmmmm

If I drip a bit on my breastages I'm sure someone will lick it clean for me

This beach party seems to be all about the lickin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'll be applying sun cream to any ladies who require it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign

Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach

If you insist

Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?

That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady

Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses

Aren't sunglasses just pervingly perfect!

Also, Man Wang. Brilliant!

pervingly perfect indeed.

I would much like to suck on an ice cream covered flake if the van is still trading.

I'm sure Minxy will oblige you there. I hope you don't mind it being all melty and dribbly though...

Dribbly.... mmmmmmm

If I drip a bit on my breastages I'm sure someone will lick it clean for me

This beach party seems to be all about the lickin'

Not my fault.... honest guv'nor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I'll be applying sun cream to any ladies who require it

Have a word with Awkwardpeach would you PP? She's using it all up being far too liberal with applying it to fellas white bits!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign

Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach

If you insist

Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?

That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady

Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses

Aren't sunglasses just pervingly perfect!

Also, Man Wang. Brilliant!

pervingly perfect indeed.

I would much like to suck on an ice cream covered flake if the van is still trading.

I'm sure Minxy will oblige you there. I hope you don't mind it being all melty and dribbly though...

Dribbly.... mmmmmmm

If I drip a bit on my breastages I'm sure someone will lick it clean for me

This beach party seems to be all about the lickin'

Not my fault.... honest guv'nor!

There be horns holding that halo aloft fer sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im in!

Welcome to the party lil Miss Bunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been a blast, now I'm sticky from the ice cream, covered in other cream so I need a shower. Gotta get my latex dress on in this heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign

Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach

If you insist

Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?

That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady

Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses

Aren't sunglasses just pervingly perfect!

Also, Man Wang. Brilliant!

pervingly perfect indeed.

I would much like to suck on an ice cream covered flake if the van is still trading.

I'm sure Minxy will oblige you there. I hope you don't mind it being all melty and dribbly though...

Dribbly.... mmmmmmm

If I drip a bit on my breastages I'm sure someone will lick it clean for me

This beach party seems to be all about the lickin'

Not my fault.... honest guv'nor!

There be horns holding that halo aloft fer sure

Well something is a lil horny round here that is for sure!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's been a blast, now I'm sticky from the ice cream, covered in other cream so I need a shower. Gotta get my latex dress on in this heat

Latex?!... in this heat?!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign

Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach

If you insist

Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?

That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady

Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses

Aren't sunglasses just pervingly perfect!

Also, Man Wang. Brilliant!

pervingly perfect indeed.

I would much like to suck on an ice cream covered flake if the van is still trading.

I'm sure Minxy will oblige you there. I hope you don't mind it being all melty and dribbly though...

Dribbly.... mmmmmmm

If I drip a bit on my breastages I'm sure someone will lick it clean for me

This beach party seems to be all about the lickin'

Not my fault.... honest guv'nor!

There be horns holding that halo aloft fer sure

Well something is a lil horny round here that is for sure!

I put it all down to the sun and heat. It's like a switch has been flipped from horny to full on rampant around here

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's been a blast, now I'm sticky from the ice cream, covered in other cream so I need a shower. Gotta get my latex dress on in this heat

I like that dress

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign

Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach

If you insist

Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?

That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady

Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses

Aren't sunglasses just pervingly perfect!

Also, Man Wang. Brilliant!

pervingly perfect indeed.

I would much like to suck on an ice cream covered flake if the van is still trading.

I'm sure Minxy will oblige you there. I hope you don't mind it being all melty and dribbly though...

Dribbly.... mmmmmmm

If I drip a bit on my breastages I'm sure someone will lick it clean for me

This beach party seems to be all about the lickin'

Not my fault.... honest guv'nor!

There be horns holding that halo aloft fer sure

Well something is a lil horny round here that is for sure!

I put it all down to the sun and heat. It's like a switch has been flipped from horny to full on rampant around here

It's too hot for sex, isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's been a blast, now I'm sticky from the ice cream, covered in other cream so I need a shower. Gotta get my latex dress on in this heat

Latex?!... in this heat?!!

Yeah I know!

its far too hot to be wearing a latex dress but it is the theme of the event that I'm attending.

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over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/05/17 17:03:32]

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over a year ago

"It's been a blast, now I'm sticky from the ice cream, covered in other cream so I need a shower. Gotta get my latex dress on in this heat

I like that dress

I'll send you a picture once my mate has helped me into it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"[sexy B helped into latex by Honey at 25/05/17 17:03:32]"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"It's been a blast, now I'm sticky from the ice cream, covered in other cream so I need a shower. Gotta get my latex dress on in this heat

I like that dress

I'll send you a picture once my mate has helped me into it

Oofft wank fodder

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over a year ago

"[sexy B helped into latex by Honey at 25/05/17 17:03:32]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's been a blast, now I'm sticky from the ice cream, covered in other cream so I need a shower. Gotta get my latex dress on in this heat

I like that dress

I'll send you a picture once my mate has helped me into it

Oofft wank fodder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like the pool party's over. Room for another at the beach?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Looks like the pool party's over. Room for another at the beach?

Yes yes indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign

Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach

If you insist

Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?

That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady

Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses

Aren't sunglasses just pervingly perfect!

Also, Man Wang. Brilliant!

pervingly perfect indeed.

I would much like to suck on an ice cream covered flake if the van is still trading.

I'm sure Minxy will oblige you there. I hope you don't mind it being all melty and dribbly though...

Dribbly.... mmmmmmm

If I drip a bit on my breastages I'm sure someone will lick it clean for me

This beach party seems to be all about the lickin'

Not my fault.... honest guv'nor!

There be horns holding that halo aloft fer sure

Well something is a lil horny round here that is for sure!

I put it all down to the sun and heat. It's like a switch has been flipped from horny to full on rampant around here

It's too hot for sex, isn't it?

Nah! Is that even possible?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need more suncream, g3orgie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's been a blast, now I'm sticky from the ice cream, covered in other cream so I need a shower. Gotta get my latex dress on in this heat

Latex?!... in this heat?!!

Yeah I know!

its far too hot to be wearing a latex dress but it is the theme of the event that I'm attending. "

The price you pay for looking damn hot (because of the weather I mean)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like the pool party's over. Room for another at the beach?

Fee sure Geezer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need more suncream, g3orgie

Just lay yourself back and relax M'lady Estella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need more suncream, g3orgie

Just lay yourself back and relax M'lady Estella

You're going to arouse me again. I may ask if you can give me a little relief. Just slip your hand down here...

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over a year ago

"I need more suncream, g3orgie

Just lay yourself back and relax M'lady Estella

You're going to arouse me again. I may ask if you can give me a little relief. Just slip your hand down here..."

Is Madame requesting a happy ending?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need more suncream, g3orgie

Just lay yourself back and relax M'lady Estella

You're going to arouse me again. I may ask if you can give me a little relief. Just slip your hand down here...

Is Madame requesting a happy ending?

Yes. Would you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like the pool party's over. Room for another at the beach?

Yes yes indeed "

What's the etiquette for swimwear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like the pool party's over. Room for another at the beach?

Yes yes indeed

What's the etiquette for swimwear?

Get nekkid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I may have to start up a V.I.P. Happy Endings Massage Service

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Happy endings... I like those.

Can you guarantee them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be your first customer, g3orgie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be your second customer, g3orgie.

FTFM

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

This one time in Bristol...

That massage ended happily

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd best make it clear that I am not touting for business here!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'll be last...just when you think you are spent I'll squeeze a little more out of you.

Until then, I shall assist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Although I may have my first day fully booked just by you at this rate M'lady Estella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I hold you to that Miss H?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I like it when you hold me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surfs up dudes

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