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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If there was a pool nearby. Who's come skinny dipping?

Beers (it's 5 o clock somewere) tunes , I'm thinking nineties retro, maybe Chaka Demus/Kriss Kross/Hepburn/Shakespeare sister. Maybe ?

And a BBQ.

What can you bring to kick the summer off at the pool. How can a coax you to blow off work and get your cloths off

*im actually contemplating leaving for home.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I would take very little persuading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*slams door, jumps in car....

On my way...have you got suncream?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunshine and water is all I need, I've got a big inflatable, I'll bring that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a bit of skinny dipping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had me at pool, I'll bring some more ice to keep the drinks cold. And could bring some cake x

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I love a bit of skinny dipping "

That's because you never seem to have clothes on

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"If there was a pool nearby. Who's come skinny dipping?

Beers (it's 5 o clock somewere) tunes , I'm thinking nineties retro, maybe Chaka Demus/Kriss Kross/Hepburn/Shakespeare sister. Maybe ?

And a BBQ.

What can you bring to kick the summer off at the pool. How can a coax you to blow off work and get your cloths off

*im actually contemplating leaving for home. "

I'm just finishing work and on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, always up for a swim!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would take very little persuading "

Come on then. You too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*slams door, jumps in car....

On my way...have you got suncream?

Peach x"

Yes. I've got....some,cream. . I'll rub it in for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go naked but that'd just confuse everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sunshine and water is all I need, I've got a big inflatable, I'll bring that "

An inflatable what? Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there was a pool nearby. Who's come skinny dipping?

Beers (it's 5 o clock somewere) tunes , I'm thinking nineties retro, maybe Chaka Demus/Kriss Kross/Hepburn/Shakespeare sister. Maybe ?

And a BBQ.

What can you bring to kick the summer off at the pool. How can a coax you to blow off work and get your cloths off

*im actually contemplating leaving for home. "

I can do jerk chicken on the Bbq

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Sounds lovley .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd go naked but that'd just confuse everyone "

Just tuck it in between someone's legs. Get em off!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye go on then, space for me please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If there was a pool nearby. Who's come skinny dipping?

Beers (it's 5 o clock somewere) tunes , I'm thinking nineties retro, maybe Chaka Demus/Kriss Kross/Hepburn/Shakespeare sister. Maybe ?

And a BBQ.

What can you bring to kick the summer off at the pool. How can a coax you to blow off work and get your cloths off

*im actually contemplating leaving for home.

I can do jerk chicken on the Bbq "

I'm trying my best.,.....what the hell.

I'd love you to jerk my meat for me.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I'm in, always up for a swim! "

Is your shirt off yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there was a pool nearby. Who's come skinny dipping?

Beers (it's 5 o clock somewere) tunes , I'm thinking nineties retro, maybe Chaka Demus/Kriss Kross/Hepburn/Shakespeare sister. Maybe ?

And a BBQ.

What can you bring to kick the summer off at the pool. How can a coax you to blow off work and get your cloths off

*im actually contemplating leaving for home.

I can do jerk chicken on the Bbq

I'm trying my best.,.....what the hell.

I'd love you to jerk my meat for me. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love a bit of skinny dipping

That's because you never seem to have clothes on "

And you'd be correct today, working from home in my boxers

Forgot to say what I'd bring,my squirtgun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aye go on then, space for me please? "

On the BBQ or in the pool?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds lovley ."

It does doesn't it. I really need to build a pool in my garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just making lunch after cleaning the house - then it's outside for mowing the lawn and some naked sunbathing. The gym can wait until tonight once the suns gone down. Barbecues Nando's mango and lime chicken for dinner - bloody marvellous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked? In a swimming pool?

God no, think of the hygiene risks

Looks like I'm going to have to be health and safety officer too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*slams door, jumps in car....

On my way...have you got suncream?

Peach x

Yes. I've got....some,cream. . I'll rub it in for you. "

Especially the bits that don't see the sun very often....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Naked? In a swimming pool?

God no, think of the hygiene risks

Looks like I'm going to have to be health and safety officer too "

I'm not talking about a hot tub you know!! plus if we're all naked, it cancels out the risk doesn't it?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Naked? In a swimming pool?

God no, think of the hygiene risks

Looks like I'm going to have to be health and safety officer too "

I think I need a health check

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Nah I'm at the beach with all the hotties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd go naked but that'd just confuse everyone

Just tuck it in between someone's legs. Get em off!!! "

Nooooo. It stays firmly between my own.

I'll tuck the end into my ass.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I love a bit of skinny dipping

That's because you never seem to have clothes on

And you'd be correct today, working from home in my boxers

Forgot to say what I'd bring,my squirtgun "

I don't squirt, have you got a spare gun for me?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Nah I'm at the beach with all the hotties "

Enjoy

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Sounds lovley .

It does doesn't it. I really need to build a pool in my garden. "

I'll watch you do it

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By *lueeyes3434Couple
over a year ago

newbridge

On my way can I have the post code please.

I have packed the sun cream and the beers r chilled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love a bit of skinny dipping

That's because you never seem to have clothes on

And you'd be correct today, working from home in my boxers

Forgot to say what I'd bring,my squirtgun

I don't squirt, have you got a spare gun for me? "

You can operate mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd go naked but that'd just confuse everyone

Just tuck it in between someone's legs. Get em off!!!

Nooooo. It stays firmly between my own.

I'll tuck the end into my ass. "

After a few drinks. I think you should prove that you can do that! £5 says you can't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*slams door, jumps in car....

On my way...have you got suncream?

Peach x

Yes. I've got....some,cream. . I'll rub it in for you.

Especially the bits that don't see the sun very often...."

I've seen your pics. That doesn't leave many places!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I love a bit of skinny dipping

That's because you never seem to have clothes on

And you'd be correct today, working from home in my boxers

Forgot to say what I'd bring,my squirtgun

I don't squirt, have you got a spare gun for me?

You can operate mine "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On my way can I have the post code please.

I have packed the sun cream and the beers r chilled. "

We're here. Look under 'Local attractions'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aye go on then, space for me please?

On the BBQ or in the pool? "

I decided on a cold shower following the beach party

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aye go on then, space for me please?

On the BBQ or in the pool?

I decided on a golden shower following the beach party "

;-).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in, always up for a swim!

Is your shirt off yet? "

I could use a hand getting it off

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I'm in, always up for a swim!

Is your shirt off yet?

I could use a hand getting it off "

Yes I only need one hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aye go on then, space for me please?

On the BBQ or in the pool?

I decided on a golden shower following the beach party

;-). "

You bad man well I am quite partial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naked? In a swimming pool?

God no, think of the hygiene risks

Looks like I'm going to have to be health and safety officer too

I think I need a health check "

Say aaah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aye go on then, space for me please?

On the BBQ or in the pool?

I decided on a golden shower following the beach party

;-).

You bad man well I am quite partial "

When did I ever say I was good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sunshine and water is all I need, I've got a big inflatable, I'll bring that

An inflatable what? Lol. "

Octipuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*slams door, jumps in car....

On my way...have you got suncream?

Peach x

Yes. I've got....some,cream. . I'll rub it in for you.

Especially the bits that don't see the sun very often....

I've seen your pics. That doesn't leave many places! "

You're right, cover me in your cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there was a pool nearby. Who's come skinny dipping?

Beers (it's 5 o clock somewere) tunes , I'm thinking nineties retro, maybe Chaka Demus/Kriss Kross/Hepburn/Shakespeare sister. Maybe ?

And a BBQ.

What can you bring to kick the summer off at the pool. How can a coax you to blow off work and get your cloths off

*im actually contemplating leaving for home. "

where I am you can swim without clothes anyway so bring the beer

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Sunshine and water is all I need, I've got a big inflatable, I'll bring that

An inflatable what? Lol.

Octipussy "

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in, always up for a swim!

Is your shirt off yet?

I could use a hand getting it off

Yes I only need one hand "

What's the other hand doing?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Naked? In a swimming pool?

God no, think of the hygiene risks

Looks like I'm going to have to be health and safety officer too

I think I need a health check

Say aaah "

*moaning with pleasure

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I'm in, always up for a swim!

Is your shirt off yet?

I could use a hand getting it off

Yes I only need one hand

What's the other hand doing? "

Looking for precum

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

On my way!!! Anyone wanna give me a piggy back? I'm too lazy to walk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*slams door, jumps in car....

On my way...have you got suncream?

Peach x

Yes. I've got....some,cream. . I'll rub it in for you.

Especially the bits that don't see the sun very often....

I've seen your pics. That doesn't leave many places!

You're right, cover me in your cream

"

You know how the sun cream always takes your breath away when it's cold.

Mine isn't cold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On my way!!! Anyone wanna give me a piggy back? I'm too lazy to walk."

Will your boobs push into the back of my head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On my way!!! Anyone wanna give me a piggy back? I'm too lazy to walk."

Sure hope on....only if you grope my boobies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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You can grope my boobies too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Persuading? For that?

None needed, give me the postcode for my sat nav lol. I'd bring some ice cubes, useful for many reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naked? In a swimming pool?

God no, think of the hygiene risks

Looks like I'm going to have to be health and safety officer too

I think I need a health check

Say aaah

*moaning with pleasure "

You will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would take very little persuading "

Same here. Though I'm not sure people would appreciate the full glory of me skinny dipping

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 25/05/17 12:38:55]

You can grope my boobies too "

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*slams door, jumps in car....

On my way...have you got suncream?

Peach x

Yes. I've got....some,cream. . I'll rub it in for you.

Especially the bits that don't see the sun very often....

I've seen your pics. That doesn't leave many places!

You're right, cover me in your cream

You know how the sun cream always takes your breath away when it's cold.

Mine isn't cold. "

Exactly how I like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Persuading? For that?

None needed, give me the postcode for my sat nav lol. I'd bring some ice cubes, useful for many reasons "

No funny business with the ice cubes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Persuading? For that?

None needed, give me the postcode for my sat nav lol. I'd bring some ice cubes, useful for many reasons

No funny business with the ice cubes. "

Always funny businesss with the ice cubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Persuading? For that?

None needed, give me the postcode for my sat nav lol. I'd bring some ice cubes, useful for many reasons

No funny business with the ice cubes.

Always funny businesss with the ice cubes "

Can I be first for the ice cube funny business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Persuading? For that?

None needed, give me the postcode for my sat nav lol. I'd bring some ice cubes, useful for many reasons

No funny business with the ice cubes. "

But but I've just had my first experience with ice

It was a lot of fun

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Naked? In a swimming pool?

God no, think of the hygiene risks

Looks like I'm going to have to be health and safety officer too

I think I need a health check

Say aaah

*moaning with pleasure

You will "

*Dripping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Persuading? For that?

None needed, give me the postcode for my sat nav lol. I'd bring some ice cubes, useful for many reasons

No funny business with the ice cubes.

But but I've just had my first experience with ice

It was a lot of fun "

I love ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Persuading? For that?

None needed, give me the postcode for my sat nav lol. I'd bring some ice cubes, useful for many reasons

No funny business with the ice cubes.

Always funny businesss with the ice cubes

Can I be first for the ice cube funny business "

Of course you can mr monkey, lay down and ill be with you in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SPLASH!! I've just drive bombed into the pool. Aww man I'm all wet now

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"SPLASH!! I've just drive bombed into the pool. Aww man I'm all wet now "

Health and safety made me drip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Persuading? For that?

None needed, give me the postcode for my sat nav lol. I'd bring some ice cubes, useful for many reasons

No funny business with the ice cubes.

But but I've just had my first experience with ice

It was a lot of fun "

No. I hate the cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can always lifeguard, I could definitely rock some red Speedos

Doesn't mean I won't be jumping in too though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Persuading? For that?

None needed, give me the postcode for my sat nav lol. I'd bring some ice cubes, useful for many reasons

No funny business with the ice cubes.

Always funny businesss with the ice cubes

Can I be first for the ice cube funny business

Of course you can mr monkey, lay down and ill be with you in a minute "

I'll be on the sun lounger waiting

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Persuading? For that?

None needed, give me the postcode for my sat nav lol. I'd bring some ice cubes, useful for many reasons

No funny business with the ice cubes.

But but I've just had my first experience with ice

It was a lot of fun

No. I hate the cold. "

You've never played hot and cold?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Persuading? For that?

None needed, give me the postcode for my sat nav lol. I'd bring some ice cubes, useful for many reasons

No funny business with the ice cubes.

Always funny businesss with the ice cubes

Can I be first for the ice cube funny business

Of course you can mr monkey, lay down and ill be with you in a minute

I'll be on the sun lounger waiting "

I'll keep you company

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I can always lifeguard, I could definitely rock some red Speedos

Doesn't mean I won't be jumping in too though "

What about jumping on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can always lifeguard, I could definitely rock some red Speedos

Doesn't mean I won't be jumping in too though "

Lifeguards are for eye candy. Are you sure your up for the job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can always lifeguard, I could definitely rock some red Speedos

Doesn't mean I won't be jumping in too though

What about jumping on? "

Are you asking for mouth to mouth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Persuading? For that?

None needed, give me the postcode for my sat nav lol. I'd bring some ice cubes, useful for many reasons

No funny business with the ice cubes.

But but I've just had my first experience with ice

It was a lot of fun

No. I hate the cold.

You've never played hot and cold? "

Is that where you find a button someone had his in the room?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can always lifeguard, I could definitely rock some red Speedos

Doesn't mean I won't be jumping in too though

Lifeguards are for eye candy. Are you sure your up for the job? "

I'm sure I'd be up... that counts too right?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Persuading? For that?

None needed, give me the postcode for my sat nav lol. I'd bring some ice cubes, useful for many reasons

No funny business with the ice cubes.

But but I've just had my first experience with ice

It was a lot of fun

No. I hate the cold.

You've never played hot and cold?

Is that where you find a button someone had his in the room? "

You're cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naked? In a swimming pool?

God no, think of the hygiene risks

Looks like I'm going to have to be health and safety officer too "

I'm running at the side of the pool, what you gonna do about it Mr Health and safety.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I can always lifeguard, I could definitely rock some red Speedos

Doesn't mean I won't be jumping in too though

What about jumping on?

Are you asking for mouth to mouth? "

Mouth to pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Persuading? For that?

None needed, give me the postcode for my sat nav lol. I'd bring some ice cubes, useful for many reasons

No funny business with the ice cubes.

But but I've just had my first experience with ice

It was a lot of fun

No. I hate the cold. "

Really?

Even on a hot day....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Persuading? For that?

None needed, give me the postcode for my sat nav lol. I'd bring some ice cubes, useful for many reasons

No funny business with the ice cubes.

But but I've just had my first experience with ice

It was a lot of fun

No. I hate the cold.

You've never played hot and cold?

Is that where you find a button someone had his in the room?

You're cold "

I thought so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to come please. Do I need to wear clothes? I like the sun on my naked skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can always lifeguard, I could definitely rock some red Speedos

Doesn't mean I won't be jumping in too though

What about jumping on?

Are you asking for mouth to mouth?

Mouth to pussy "

I thought you might. I'm sure you'll get all the precum you want too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like to come please. Do I need to wear clothes? I like the sun on my naked skin. "

Only if you're feeling shy

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

Hot tube barbque and beers on saturday cnt wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Persuading? For that?

None needed, give me the postcode for my sat nav lol. I'd bring some ice cubes, useful for many reasons

No funny business with the ice cubes.

But but I've just had my first experience with ice

It was a lot of fun

No. I hate the cold.

Really?

Even on a hot day.... "

You put that ice near me and we fall out quickly.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I can always lifeguard, I could definitely rock some red Speedos

Doesn't mean I won't be jumping in too though

What about jumping on?

Are you asking for mouth to mouth?

Mouth to pussy

I thought you might. I'm sure you'll get all the precum you want too "

*Pussy twitching, mouth watering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Persuading? For that?

None needed, give me the postcode for my sat nav lol. I'd bring some ice cubes, useful for many reasons

No funny business with the ice cubes.

But but I've just had my first experience with ice

It was a lot of fun

No. I hate the cold.

Really?

Even on a hot day....

You put that ice near me and we fall out quickly. "

ok I'll behave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like to come please. Do I need to wear clothes? I like the sun on my naked skin.

Only if you're feeling shy "

Im never shy about my body just nobody speak to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id like to come please. Do I need to wear clothes? I like the sun on my naked skin. "

You want to come? I'd like to help you with that.

Get your kit off. The sun is a lucky sod on your naked skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A paddling pool full of ice to keep the drinks chilled. If you want yr bits shrivelled you can sit in it afterwards too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naked? In a swimming pool?

God no, think of the hygiene risks

Looks like I'm going to have to be health and safety officer too

I'm running at the side of the pool, what you gonna do about it Mr Health and safety. "

I'm going to have to take you to one side for some training I think. Let me just grab my belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again "

Sounds like you could use some lotion on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

Sounds like you could use some lotion on you "

Are you a volunteer to help me with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like to come please. Do I need to wear clothes? I like the sun on my naked skin.

Only if you're feeling shy

Im never shy about my body just nobody speak to me "

Okay, no talking...

What about a damn good perving?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

Sounds like you could use some lotion on you

Are you a volunteer to help me with it? "

Oh I'm always happy to lend a hand or two... or whatever you need

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I'll bring cocktails and cold beers.... And my chilli & lime prawn skewers for the BBQ...

Just need someone to help me with the sun cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll bring cocktails and cold beers.... And my chilli & lime prawn skewers for the BBQ...

Just need someone to help me with the sun cream "

Well I'm already helping out Foxy so assume the position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again "

Oh my days...I have a obsession for picking off peeling skin..come sit between my legs foxy and let me play

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naked? In a swimming pool?

God no, think of the hygiene risks

Looks like I'm going to have to be health and safety officer too

I'm running at the side of the pool, what you gonna do about it Mr Health and safety.

I'm going to have to take you to one side for some training I think. Let me just grab my belt"

Ooo I love it when the belt comes out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

Oh my days...I have a obsession for picking off peeling skin..come sit between my legs foxy and let me play

Peach x"

I have an obsession at watching woman bath topless.

Win win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Persuading? For that?

None needed, give me the postcode for my sat nav lol. I'd bring some ice cubes, useful for many reasons

No funny business with the ice cubes.

Always funny businesss with the ice cubes

Can I be first for the ice cube funny business

Of course you can mr monkey, lay down and ill be with you in a minute

I'll be on the sun lounger waiting

I'll keep you company "

I'm heading over now, are you ready? Both of you? This could be lots of fun!! Shall we put on a little public show for everyone else? I would put my pvc dress on, alas it's too hot today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

Sounds like you could use some lotion on you

Are you a volunteer to help me with it?

Oh I'm always happy to lend a hand or two... or whatever you need "

Show me what you got and we can maybe use it as well...I need a lot of cream between my boobs just if you see my hard nipples I'm just cold definitely not excited

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I'll bring cocktails and cold beers.... And my chilli & lime prawn skewers for the BBQ...

Just need someone to help me with the sun cream

Well I'm already helping out Foxy so assume the position"

Don't drip any precum on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh this sounds like fun. Can I come please??

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've just got in. I'm on my way? Just tell me where!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

Oh my days...I have a obsession for picking off peeling skin..come sit between my legs foxy and let me play

Peach x"

Do I need to sit there? I can have my head between your legs and you can peeling off skin from my back. Both of us can play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Persuading? For that?

None needed, give me the postcode for my sat nav lol. I'd bring some ice cubes, useful for many reasons

No funny business with the ice cubes.

Always funny businesss with the ice cubes

Can I be first for the ice cube funny business

Of course you can mr monkey, lay down and ill be with you in a minute

I'll be on the sun lounger waiting

I'll keep you company

I'm heading over now, are you ready? Both of you? This could be lots of fun!! Shall we put on a little public show for everyone else? I would put my pvc dress on, alas it's too hot today "

I'm always ready for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

Sounds like you could use some lotion on you

Are you a volunteer to help me with it?

Oh I'm always happy to lend a hand or two... or whatever you need

Show me what you got and we can maybe use it as well...I need a lot of cream between my boobs just if you see my hard nipples I'm just cold definitely not excited "

Well there's not much room in these Speedos but I'll see what I can find for you

Oh I'll keep it in mind...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

Oh my days...I have a obsession for picking off peeling skin..come sit between my legs foxy and let me play

Peach x

I have an obsession at watching woman bath topless.

Win win. "

Keep that cream coming mrb, no slacking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

Oh my days...I have a obsession for picking off peeling skin..come sit between my legs foxy and let me play

Peach x

I have an obsession at watching woman bath topless.

Win win. "

I usually bath naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll bring cocktails and cold beers.... And my chilli & lime prawn skewers for the BBQ...

Just need someone to help me with the sun cream

Well I'm already helping out Foxy so assume the position

Don't drip any precum on them "

I can't promise anything with all these lovely ladies playing together... might need someone to clean up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

Oh my days...I have a obsession for picking off peeling skin..come sit between my legs foxy and let me play

Peach x

Do I need to sit there? I can have my head between your legs and you can peeling off skin from my back. Both of us can play "

My idea of heaven

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I'll bring cocktails and cold beers.... And my chilli & lime prawn skewers for the BBQ...

Just need someone to help me with the sun cream

Well I'm already helping out Foxy so assume the position

Don't drip any precum on them

I can't promise anything with all these lovely ladies playing together... might need someone to clean up "

My speciality but generally it causes more dripping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've made a carrier bag full of sandwiches. There's spam, dairylea cheese, sardine and tomato paste and jam. Washed down with a bottle of orange squash-it's a bit warm though, I had to walk here, my mum wouldn't give me my bus fare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

Sounds like you could use some lotion on you

Are you a volunteer to help me with it?

Oh I'm always happy to lend a hand or two... or whatever you need

Show me what you got and we can maybe use it as well...I need a lot of cream between my boobs just if you see my hard nipples I'm just cold definitely not excited

Well there's not much room in these Speedos but I'll see what I can find for you

Oh I'll keep it in mind... "

You should take them off, they are useless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

Oh my days...I have a obsession for picking off peeling skin..come sit between my legs foxy and let me play

Peach x

Do I need to sit there? I can have my head between your legs and you can peeling off skin from my back. Both of us can play

My idea of heaven "

I'm on my way, see you next to pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naked? In a swimming pool?

God no, think of the hygiene risks

Looks like I'm going to have to be health and safety officer too

I'm running at the side of the pool, what you gonna do about it Mr Health and safety.

I'm going to have to take you to one side for some training I think. Let me just grab my belt

Ooo I love it when the belt comes out "

Yes. You will

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

Oh my days...I have a obsession for picking off peeling skin..come sit between my legs foxy and let me play

Peach x

I have an obsession at watching woman bath topless.

Win win.

I usually bath naked "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've made a carrier bag full of sandwiches. There's spam, dairylea cheese, sardine and tomato paste and jam. Washed down with a bottle of orange squash-it's a bit warm though, I had to walk here, my mum wouldn't give me my bus fare. "

Dairylea sandwiches. will you be my best friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

Sounds like you could use some lotion on you

Are you a volunteer to help me with it?

Oh I'm always happy to lend a hand or two... or whatever you need

Show me what you got and we can maybe use it as well...I need a lot of cream between my boobs just if you see my hard nipples I'm just cold definitely not excited

Well there's not much room in these Speedos but I'll see what I can find for you

Oh I'll keep it in mind...

You should take them off, they are useless "

Naked lifeguarding / cream applier it is then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll bring cocktails and cold beers.... And my chilli & lime prawn skewers for the BBQ...

Just need someone to help me with the sun cream

Well I'm already helping out Foxy so assume the position

Don't drip any precum on them

I can't promise anything with all these lovely ladies playing together... might need someone to clean up

My speciality but generally it causes more dripping "

Oh, what a shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

Oh my days...I have a obsession for picking off peeling skin..come sit between my legs foxy and let me play

Peach x

Do I need to sit there? I can have my head between your legs and you can peeling off skin from my back. Both of us can play

My idea of heaven

I'm on my way, see you next to pool "

Already there, I'm the one having mrb's special hot cream rubbed in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

Sounds like you could use some lotion on you

Are you a volunteer to help me with it?

Oh I'm always happy to lend a hand or two... or whatever you need

Show me what you got and we can maybe use it as well...I need a lot of cream between my boobs just if you see my hard nipples I'm just cold definitely not excited

Well there's not much room in these Speedos but I'll see what I can find for you

Oh I'll keep it in mind...

You should take them off, they are useless

Naked lifeguarding / cream applier it is then! "

Are you good in multitasking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds extremely tempting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got myself an early finish from work. Couldn't be happier.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I'll bring cocktails and cold beers.... And my chilli & lime prawn skewers for the BBQ...

Just need someone to help me with the sun cream

Well I'm already helping out Foxy so assume the position

Don't drip any precum on them

I can't promise anything with all these lovely ladies playing together... might need someone to clean up

My speciality but generally it causes more dripping

Oh, what a shame"

More work for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

Sounds like you could use some lotion on you

Are you a volunteer to help me with it?

Oh I'm always happy to lend a hand or two... or whatever you need

Show me what you got and we can maybe use it as well...I need a lot of cream between my boobs just if you see my hard nipples I'm just cold definitely not excited

Well there's not much room in these Speedos but I'll see what I can find for you

Oh I'll keep it in mind...

You should take them off, they are useless

Naked lifeguarding / cream applier it is then!

Are you good in multitasking? "

I'm pretty good, although I can't promise that I won't get distracted with you spread out under me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll bring cocktails and cold beers.... And my chilli & lime prawn skewers for the BBQ...

Just need someone to help me with the sun cream

Well I'm already helping out Foxy so assume the position

Don't drip any precum on them

I can't promise anything with all these lovely ladies playing together... might need someone to clean up

My speciality but generally it causes more dripping

Oh, what a shame

More work for me "

Greedy girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

Sounds like you could use some lotion on you

Are you a volunteer to help me with it?

Oh I'm always happy to lend a hand or two... or whatever you need

Show me what you got and we can maybe use it as well...I need a lot of cream between my boobs just if you see my hard nipples I'm just cold definitely not excited

Well there's not much room in these Speedos but I'll see what I can find for you

Oh I'll keep it in mind...

You should take them off, they are useless

Naked lifeguarding / cream applier it is then!

Are you good in multitasking?

I'm pretty good, although I can't promise that I won't get distracted with you spread out under me "

That's exactly how I want you though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

Sounds like you could use some lotion on you

Are you a volunteer to help me with it?

Oh I'm always happy to lend a hand or two... or whatever you need

Show me what you got and we can maybe use it as well...I need a lot of cream between my boobs just if you see my hard nipples I'm just cold definitely not excited

Well there's not much room in these Speedos but I'll see what I can find for you

Oh I'll keep it in mind...

You should take them off, they are useless

Naked lifeguarding / cream applier it is then!

Are you good in multitasking?

I'm pretty good, although I can't promise that I won't get distracted with you spread out under me

That's exactly how I want you though "

Well whatever the lady wants. We can talk about the first thing that comes up...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just got myself an early finish from work. Couldn't be happier. "

I'm home. How good does this feel!

Shandy in my hand in less than 30 seconds.

*we need a shandy emoji.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

Sounds like you could use some lotion on you

Are you a volunteer to help me with it?

Oh I'm always happy to lend a hand or two... or whatever you need

Show me what you got and we can maybe use it as well...I need a lot of cream between my boobs just if you see my hard nipples I'm just cold definitely not excited

Well there's not much room in these Speedos but I'll see what I can find for you

Oh I'll keep it in mind...

You should take them off, they are useless

Naked lifeguarding / cream applier it is then!

Are you good in multitasking?

I'm pretty good, although I can't promise that I won't get distracted with you spread out under me

That's exactly how I want you though

Well whatever the lady wants. We can talk about the first thing that comes up... "

Be careful with "whatever the lady wants" words lady hasn't had sex for a long time so you can be used lifeguard and cream applier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

Sounds like you could use some lotion on you

Are you a volunteer to help me with it?

Oh I'm always happy to lend a hand or two... or whatever you need

Show me what you got and we can maybe use it as well...I need a lot of cream between my boobs just if you see my hard nipples I'm just cold definitely not excited

Well there's not much room in these Speedos but I'll see what I can find for you

Oh I'll keep it in mind...

You should take them off, they are useless

Naked lifeguarding / cream applier it is then!

Are you good in multitasking?

I'm pretty good, although I can't promise that I won't get distracted with you spread out under me

That's exactly how I want you though

Well whatever the lady wants. We can talk about the first thing that comes up...

Be careful with "whatever the lady wants" words lady hasn't had sex for a long time so you can be used lifeguard and cream applier "

I stand by what I said, sounds like you could use some release anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

Sounds like you could use some lotion on you

Are you a volunteer to help me with it?

Oh I'm always happy to lend a hand or two... or whatever you need

Show me what you got and we can maybe use it as well...I need a lot of cream between my boobs just if you see my hard nipples I'm just cold definitely not excited

Well there's not much room in these Speedos but I'll see what I can find for you

Oh I'll keep it in mind...

You should take them off, they are useless

Naked lifeguarding / cream applier it is then!

Are you good in multitasking?

I'm pretty good, although I can't promise that I won't get distracted with you spread out under me

That's exactly how I want you though

Well whatever the lady wants. We can talk about the first thing that comes up...

Be careful with "whatever the lady wants" words lady hasn't had sex for a long time so you can be used lifeguard and cream applier

I stand by what I said, sounds like you could use some release anyway "

Loads of fun with you Mr.Cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came back from Caribbean 2 days ago and my skin is peeling off I need more sun to stop looking like a world map can I come? but at least topless I need tan on my chest again

Sounds like you could use some lotion on you

Are you a volunteer to help me with it?

Oh I'm always happy to lend a hand or two... or whatever you need

Show me what you got and we can maybe use it as well...I need a lot of cream between my boobs just if you see my hard nipples I'm just cold definitely not excited

Well there's not much room in these Speedos but I'll see what I can find for you

Oh I'll keep it in mind...

You should take them off, they are useless

Naked lifeguarding / cream applier it is then!

Are you good in multitasking?

I'm pretty good, although I can't promise that I won't get distracted with you spread out under me

That's exactly how I want you though

Well whatever the lady wants. We can talk about the first thing that comes up...

Be careful with "whatever the lady wants" words lady hasn't had sex for a long time so you can be used lifeguard and cream applier

I stand by what I said, sounds like you could use some release anyway

Loads of fun with you Mr.Cute "

I'll do my best to make sure you have a good time. Customer service and all that

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over a year ago

At the pool limericks

We've gone topless, and we're diving in.

we've got calypso's and Jerk chicken.

The nominated lifeguard

will come down on you hard

if he sees any horse play, or catches you running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At the pool limericks

We've gone topless, and we're diving in.

we've got calypso's and Jerk chicken.

The nominated lifeguard

will come down on you hard

if he sees any horse play, or catches you running

"

Who's the nominated lifeguard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At the pool limericks

We've gone topless, and we're diving in.

we've got calypso's and Jerk chicken.

The nominated lifeguard

will come down on you hard

if he sees any horse play, or catches you running

Who's the nominated lifeguard? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Before you go, thanks for coming.

can you take your rubbish or put it in the bin.

I've had a blast

but it can never last

I've still got cream if you want it rubbing in

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Who's the nominated lifeguard? "

the one which is cute

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Before you go, thanks for coming.

can you take your rubbish or put it in the bin.

I've had a blast

but it can never last

I've still got cream if you want it rubbing in "

There might be a few places you can reach better than me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At the pool limericks

We've gone topless, and we're diving in.

we've got calypso's and Jerk chicken.

The nominated lifeguard

will come down on you hard

if he sees any horse play, or catches you running

Who's the nominated lifeguard?

"

Are you going to come down hard on me if I misbehave? Because let's face it, there's a high chance of me misbehaving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I play

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Before you go, thanks for coming.

can you take your rubbish or put it in the bin.

I've had a blast

but it can never last

I've still got cream if you want it rubbing in

There might be a few places you can reach better than me.... "

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Can I play "

What would you like to play?

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over a year ago


"Before you go, thanks for coming.

can you take your rubbish or put it in the bin.

I've had a blast

but it can never last

I've still got cream if you want it rubbing in "

Thanks mrb, had a great time though I'm now covered in your cream and foxys dead skin

Off for a shower and work :-x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I play

What would you like to play? "

I'm open to suggestions but I may not be able to leave the pool for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At the pool limericks

We've gone topless, and we're diving in.

we've got calypso's and Jerk chicken.

The nominated lifeguard

will come down on you hard

if he sees any horse play, or catches you running

Who's the nominated lifeguard?

Are you going to come down hard on me if I misbehave? Because let's face it, there's a high chance of me misbehaving "

Oh I'm sure the punishment will be hard, and there'll a fair bit of cumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like to come please. Do I need to wear clothes? I like the sun on my naked skin.

Only if you're feeling shy

Im never shy about my body just nobody speak to me

Okay, no talking...

What about a damn good perving? "

That's cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Shows up late with a rubber ring and flippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Shows up late with a rubber ring and flippers "

Be careful not to slip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rolling down my swimming costume and half skinny dipping!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm rolling down my swimming costume and half skinny dipping! "

My mirror shades are on. I'm

Not looking...,honest

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Can I play

What would you like to play?

I'm open to suggestions but I may not be able to leave the pool for a while "

Hot and cold might be fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I play

What would you like to play?

I'm open to suggestions but I may not be able to leave the pool for a while

Hot and cold might be fun "

What is this game?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow this sounds like a bloody good party!! Can I come too.... promise I won't in the pool

Mind you... some of your guests!?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Can I play

What would you like to play?

I'm open to suggestions but I may not be able to leave the pool for a while

Hot and cold might be fun

What is this game? "

I'll give you a demonstration

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Wow this sounds like a bloody good party!! Can I come too.... promise I won't in the pool

Mind you... some of your guests!?

"

Thought you weren't going to cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow this sounds like a bloody good party!! Can I come too.... promise I won't in the pool

Mind you... some of your guests!?

Thought you weren't going to cum "

Well it's hard / rude not to... Precum sis ... uncontrollable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I play

What would you like to play?

I'm open to suggestions but I may not be able to leave the pool for a while

Hot and cold might be fun

What is this game?

I'll give you a demonstration "

Is this where we all get in the pool for aerobics?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Wow this sounds like a bloody good party!! Can I come too.... promise I won't in the pool

Mind you... some of your guests!?

Thought you weren't going to cum

Well it's hard / rude not to... Precum sis ... uncontrollable "

I'd love some bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm rolling down my swimming costume and half skinny dipping!

My mirror shades are on. I'm

Not looking...,honest "

Can you help me with my suncream?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Can I play

What would you like to play?

I'm open to suggestions but I may not be able to leave the pool for a while

Hot and cold might be fun

What is this game?

I'll give you a demonstration

Is this where we all get in the pool for aerobics? "

Pffft

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