FabSwingers.com forum: The crumpet has landed 7 days ta d day xx

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over a year ago

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I no understand

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

aw naw!!! Dig the trenches....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I no understand

think about it

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

great news..... one of the funniest posters ever ever ever.

disclaimer... not kissing ass, I genuinely liked the lady

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

altho the reek of her pissy pants was a tad overpowering...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

They all come back eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" They all come back eventually"

Oh I hope not 'all'.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who is it anyway? I wanna know if I'm safe or need to run.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"who is it anyway? I wanna know if I'm safe or need to run.

Blimey whos woke you up xx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

interesting

buttered up both sides?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who is it anyway? I wanna know if I'm safe or need to run.

Blimey whos woke you up xx

I sneaked on PC whilst my nan wasn't looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

der, what a dope, I just realised who you meant, the lovable scouser (and we know there's only one of those

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Don't tell me, they've finally unlocked that Welsh carpark?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grandma, we luff yooo..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grandma, we luff yooo..

You love anyone ya tart xx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Is this crumpet tied to some pussy and which way is it gonna lay, legs up or down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grandma, we luff yooo..

You love anyone ya tart xx

Well, at first.. then it just becomes lust.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I like crumpet

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I like crumpet

Plenty of holes for all the melty stuff

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"I like crumpet

Plenty of holes for all the melty stuff

exactly...where you have to dig right in with your tongue to reach the nice bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back Granny, get your tongue sharpened and ready

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

.....Grandma, we do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no-one quite like grandma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yipppeeee!!!

The Scouse silhouette is coming back...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

God help us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

granny definately had my favourite post last year ..she posted a reply to a guy who had insulted me a little and worded it in such a way that the first letter of each line spelled out the c word ...it was sheer genius !!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"granny definately had my favourite post last year ..she posted a reply to a guy who had insulted me a little and worded it in such a way that the first letter of each line spelled out the c word ...it was sheer genius !! "

oh shit,she just called me cunt.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

did i say,oh shit.

i just hope there's been an attitude change,i've really been trying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grannys baaaack! wooo hooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it only me that can hear the theme music from Jaws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"did i say,oh shit.

i just hope there's been an attitude change,i've really been trying.

Oh Granny... If you only knew How trying...

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I'm glad she is back, I Loved her posts, it was worth the logging on to this site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An acronymical response. I like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Six days and counting xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An acronymical response. I like that.

im gonna share it with you all it was forum gold !!!

Certainly there are many who

Undeniably seek older women

Not because they cannot find anyone else

They actively seek them out.

im not sure the guy in question got it ,but i did it had me smiling for days !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wonder if i'll get my granny snog I've been waiting for or whether she's gone off me

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

[Removed by poster at 20/07/11 17:33:57]

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"did i say,oh shit.

i just hope there's been an attitude change,i've really been trying.

Oh Granny... If you only knew How trying...

i heard granny say that,as soon as i wrote it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant

GC is making a return... the creator of my favourite "Poom"!!!

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/50252

Welcome back Granny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One day of peace left stand by ya beds lol xx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Brilliant

GC is making a return... the creator of my favourite "Poom"!!!

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/50252

Welcome back Granny

xx"

Thought i'd seen that before. I have, 5 days ago lol

Soapy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im just off to work...

Is it going to be safe to log in later...

(

... Just in case... )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope her car ain't locked in anywhere and she can't get to her comp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yaaay Granny, welcome back to forum land.

Not being a snitch or anything..... well I am actually....... but you see that Snoggy?

He's got such a fixation for sausages, if I were you I'd keep your chipolatas under lock and key.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yaaay Granny, welcome back to forum land.

Not being a snitch or anything..... well I am actually....... but you see that Snoggy?

He's got such a fixation for sausages, if I were you I'd keep your chipolatas under lock and key. "

As you well know it's a large well done porker not a small chipolata.Tut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well according to GC herself, she will be allowed to post this evening. God help us all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well according to GC herself, she will be allowed to post this evening. God help us all

Well i shall be on me way back home

So im safe fa a bit xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well according to GC herself, she will be allowed to post this evening. God help us all

Well i shall be on me way back home

So im safe fa a bit xx

your never safe, be afraid, very afraid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well according to GC herself, she will be allowed to post this evening. God help us all

Well i shall be on me way back home

So im safe fa a bit xx

your never safe, be afraid, very afraid

Yeah and you are never right

pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Crumpet for supper then

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Crumpet for supper then

Buttered both sides?

M Brando

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i just had a wee look at her profile,

she's not changed a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who's this granny you speak of? is she wayne rooneys bit on the side??

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

"who's this granny you speak of? is she wayne rooneys bit on the side??"

ohh GC ,

why... only the bestest, most wonderful, straight to the point ,famous forum fabster of them all.....

* off to rest her knees after that sad show of sucking up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who's this granny you speak of? is she wayne rooneys bit on the side??

ohh GC ,

why... only the bestest, most wonderful, straight to the point ,famous forum fabster of them all.....

* off to rest her knees after that sad show of sucking up...

i'm very intrigued to see what she has to say etc then judging by the thread full of adoring fans for her lol

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