FabSwingers.com forum: Limerick Fun 2

By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Well it's been several weeks since the last one and it was a good giggle so thought it was time for a revival of my limerick thread.

Inject a bit of fun back into the forum

So honour your face formuties with a little ode but please play nicely

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

There's a lady known as bunnyhop

Her trademark is cuteness non-stop

At the moment not meetings a chore

As upon a lip she as a cold sore

So please don't write her off as a bore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay!! Love these. Bookmarking to come back to

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

There's this site that we use called Fabswingers

Where occasionally we see a few mingers

Luckily our meets

Have all been a treat

And the memories, boy do they linger.

Please don't shoot me down as there's not many rhymes ending in 'inger'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a lady known as bunnyhop

Her trademark is cuteness non-stop

At the moment not meetings a chore

As upon a lip she as a cold sore

So please don't write her off as a bore "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

ErectJim and his nocturnal thread

At a time when most are in bed

Sometimes needs a new host

As Jim is a ghost

So Estella knocks one up instead.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Can I just say yaaaaaay, I

these threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a cute girl called Estella

She went crazy over a fella

She shouted "Hey Jim,

Come look at my quim,

It's crazy for you i can tell ya!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's this site that we use called Fabswingers

Where occasionally we see a few mingers

Luckily our meets

Have all been a treat

And the memories, boy do they linger.

Please don't shoot me down as there's not many rhymes ending in 'inger'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wonderful chap Shag Tonight,

whose musings are Total delights.

He loves Haribo,

lives in Penge don't you know.

In Big Brother he would shine like a light.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay, love these though I'm no good at composing any x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

A girl of the bunnyhop kind

Isn't so easy to find

She's cute as can be

All Scottish and wee

I'm sure the blokes wank themselves blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a cute girl called Estella

She went crazy over a fella

She shouted "Hey Jim,

Come look at my quim,

It's crazy for you i can tell ya!""

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once a guy called mojo,

He found that his days went too slow

He signed up to chat

But found better than that

And now he's a fabswingers pro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A girl of the bunnyhop kind

Isn't so easy to find

She's cute as can be

All Scottish and wee

I'm sure the blokes wank themselves blind"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm going to come back to this soon!

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

There's a lil miss who's known as Tink

She so cute that at her we can't help but wink

When forums seem in the shitter

Along she comes with her glitter

And makes everything better, don't ya think?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

In true baldrick style...

Ahem...

Boom boom boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love 'em!!!

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Fantastic!! I'm going to try really hard, but this really isn't where my talents lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The beauty that is _rincess peach

Has a derriere so hard to reach

She makes it a toil

To cover in oil

Makes you apply for the job with a speech!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man from Nantucket,

Who's cock was so long he could suck it,

He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,

If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"The beauty that is _rincess peach

Has a derriere so hard to reach

She makes it a toil

To cover in oil

Makes you apply for the job with a speech!"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

The foot that is Brighton Steve

Has a picture that's hard to achieve

Today it's a flower

There's one in the shower

But where is the one with a weave?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Some forum folk like to keep tabs

On those other forumites grab

But everything's rosy

They're nice folk, just nosey

And part of the patchwork of Fab

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

For witty retorts there's Miss Honey,

Her quim won't cost you too much money,

Just remortgage for food,

And she will exude,

That sarkiness that makes her so funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To honour our Curvy OP,

I've written this cheesy ditty.

She's a saucy strumpet,

a fine bit of crumpet.

Just don't steal her last strawberry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man they called Lib

There were no shits that he did give

He said very few words

But was loved by the birds

They fawned over all that he did.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"For witty retorts there's Miss Honey,

Her quim won't cost you too much money,

Just remortgage for food,

And she will exude,

That sarkiness that makes her so funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a dear bloke called Witch Doc

Who liked to post pics of his cock

But the pics far too clever

Put halt t'endeavour

Now he's careful in how to peacock!

Happy birthday Ye Olde Witch Doc

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"There was a dear bloke called Witch Doc

Who liked to post pics of his cock

But the pics far too clever

Put halt t'endeavour

Now he's careful in how to peacock!

Happy birthday Ye Olde Witch Doc

Yaaaaaaaay!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young man they called Lib

There were no shits that he did give

He said very few words

But was loved by the birds

They *fapped* over all that he did.

FTFY

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

This lady goes by The name Frisky-mare

She desires a man with intellectual flare

She's a good old fashioned country girl

That can send all your senses into a whirl

So try to impress her if only you dare

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"To honour our Curvy OP,

I've written this cheesy ditty.

She's a saucy strumpet,

a fine bit of crumpet.

Just don't steal her last strawberry.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Marc.Courtney - about bloody time!

They now have a name I can rhyme.

American Gods,

Rhymes with wads, sods and plods,

But their use in an ode is a crime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young man they called Lib

There were no shits that he did give

He said very few words

But was loved by the birds

They *fapped* over all that he did.

FTFY

Much better! We make a good team x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now Bold Girl she had epic nips

And a penchant for quick-witted quips

She gave a wee shimmy

Which satisfied Jimi

Phwoaaaar, wish she'd give me some tips!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now what can we say about Meli?

She turned my poor legs into jelly

I once was afraid

Of the things that she said

But she now makes me laugh to my belly.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

DanBerks is a hard one to cover

Is it Berks as in Barks or the other?

Just move words around

And avoid how they sound

And you might find him posting above ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are not one of the clique,

You'll find you are often unique,

You dont give a toss,

About reading the dross

And no one will hear when you speak!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Now what can we say about Meli?

She turned my poor legs into jelly

I once was afraid

Of the things that she said

But she now makes me laugh to my belly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got a crush on Misterbee

But why will he not fall for me?

The sight of his cream

Fills all of my dreams

Id be good for him why can't he see?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offered a lady my willy

She laughed and said don't be so silly

I'll continue to mock

That pitiful cock

My excuse was that it was quite chilly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A twosome so naughty from Stoke,

many ladies they'd both to poke.

With a bit of good luck,

you'll fancy a fuck.

If we ply you with vodka and .

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BlueEyedGirl, now she's lush as fuck

Cheeky and calls out a schmuck

She does it with grace

Allows peeps to save face

Air quotes to avoid any ruck!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ligeia in her corsets and rope

Make me tempted to give her a grope

She's a fine one that's true

And a fabber or two

Go about their day living in hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love reading these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive got a crush on Misterbee

But why will he not fall for me?

The sight of his cream

Fills all of my dreams

Id be good for him why can't he see?

Bunny! I think you proper fit

My cream? I'll give you a bit

I'll show you around

My beloved home town

And we'll stoke this fire you've lit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offered a lady my willy

She laughed and said don't be so silly

I'll continue to mock

That pitiful cock

My excuse was that it was quite chilly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear about young brightonsteve

He did something you wouldn't believe

Popped out of a hedge

And while waving his veg

Shouted 'let me see your wizards sleeve'

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

For those who can get in a tizz,

Some favourite fab questions, a quiz.

Is squirting just pissing?

Is oral posh kissing?

Is facecream less useful than jizz?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a Dear poster called Hatter

Who I'm sure loves a good natter

With his delights of tea

You'd surely agree

He's really a delightful chap.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

There once was a posh woman named Roxi,

At the Tea Party she really was quite foxy

I know she's fab straight

But I'm patient, I'll wait

As sexing men she does with such moxie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For those who can get in a tizz,

Some favourite fab questions, a quiz.

Is squirting just pissing?

Is oral posh kissing?

Is facecream less useful than jizz? "

superb

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Sexyspecs or Virginia Foof

Is gorgeous and I've seen the proof

On a thread titled voices

She's one of my choices

To spend the night under my roof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a fine lass called estella

Who went stalking that Jim,poor old fella

She created a thread

To entice him to bed

But he bolted just like cinderella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I log on to fab everyday

Hoping a sexy woman will play

'Do you want to meet?'

Is met with delete!

I'll tell you more about it on Thursday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of sarcasm Clem is a culprit

Whether post is re life, cock or tit

He's a dirty ol' fuck

Often acting the cuck

But only does so when takin' a shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"For those who can get in a tizz,

Some favourite fab questions, a quiz.

Is squirting just pissing?

Is oral posh kissing?

Is facecream less useful than jizz? "

That's brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a fine lass called estella

Who went stalking that Jim,poor old fella

She created a thread

To entice him to bed

But he bolted just like cinderella"

True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexyspecs she's from the south west,

she has really incredible breasts.

Her bum's quite nice too,

but we've not seen her foo.

For the last, she's saved us her best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't meet, it's all just to far

Why yes I can drive in a car

Or hop on a train

Let a plane take the strain

But whining here is right on par

Meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their was a young lady called peach

For me shes way out of reach

I have talents I would like for to teach that sexy woman called peach

Anyways ive lay in the sun

And ive burnt my cute bum

I'm on my way home and no not to Rome

So peach make me screach

Or at least make me moan

Maybe speak on the phone

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Snog, marry, fuck, or avoid?

It's a question I've never enjoyed.

It's so hard to know,

When all that's on show,

Is a close up that looks like a 'roid.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

With a fine arse there's Scarlet Seduction,

Her blunt words can often create ruction,

A hot wife is she

(Black preferably)

Insult minge pics and she'll cause your destruction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now there's a lady called Sexybrunette

Who's really quite a Toughie

Ripped trousers and ribbons on show

Are just some of her delights, just so you know

But her voice will makes you go all mushy

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I can't meet, it's all just to far

Why yes I can drive in a car

Or hop on a train

Let a plane take the strain

But whining here is right on par

Meh"

*snort snort*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snog, marry, fuck, or avoid?

It's a question I've never enjoyed.

It's so hard to know,

When all that's on show,

Is a close up that looks like a 'roid."

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Snog, marry, fuck, or avoid?

It's a question I've never enjoyed.

It's so hard to know,

When all that's on show,

Is a close up that looks like a 'roid."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexyspecs or Virginia Foof

Is gorgeous and I've seen the proof

On a thread titled voices

She's one of my choices

To spend the night under my roof "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexyspecs she's from the south west,

she has really incredible breasts.

Her bum's quite nice too,

but we've not seen her foo.

For the last, she's saved us her best. "

I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're all bastards. I am more than my love for Jim. Rage!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Ode to Fab, aimed at men,)

There are cuddly ladies to ride you,

And princesses who just deride you.

The forum's a farce,

Talking out of your arse,

So that into vaginas they'll guide you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

One day it's sunshine and flowers

Other days they moan on for hours

the folk of the forum

Oh how I adore them

Apart from the twats with no decorum

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By *llNatural36FWoman
over a year ago

Denbighshire

This is brilliant, turned my super shit day around.

I will try and join in but thank you everybody so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BlueEyedGirl, now she's lush as fuck

Cheeky and calls out a schmuck

She does it with grace

Allows peeps to save face

Air quotes to avoid any ruck!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A feisty young lass is our _eli

And more fun than watching the telly

She's quick to retort

Even making you snort

When she says "fuck off! Not on your nelly!"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

There once was a fella named Papi

He made us all giggle and happy

His threads were pure gold

Future legends of old

Oh my, I sure miss that chappy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's certainly Sassy n Cute

To lose weight she is resolute

Now her horn is reviving

No buggers surviving

Especially those in a suit

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"There was a fine lass called estella

Who went stalking that Jim,poor old fella

She created a thread

To entice him to bed

But he bolted just like cinderella"

Brilliant!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

The thing fab really does lack

Are men who like to bare back

I love a cream pie

And spunk down my thigh

So someone please fill my crack

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I've run out of rhyme inspiration

My poetry muse in cessation

Gorging on cock

Might just clear this block

Or at least provide me with elation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's cum that you're after, miss honey,

Here's something you might find quite funny

I've found after a while

It smells rather vile

And really does go terribly runny!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A feisty young lass is our _eli

And more fun than watching the telly

She's quick to retort

Even making you snort

When she says "fuck off! Not on your nelly!"

I'm so happy right now! Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horny senorita called Mrs SB

Who's forum threads left us with glee

From fancy a fuck to the weekend challenges

I think we can all agree

She's one fantastic lady.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"If it's cum that you're after, miss honey,

Here's something you might find quite funny

I've found after a while

It smells rather vile

And really does go terribly runny! "

Oh I don't like runny cream

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

A beauty known as Lady Lick

Is one all the fellas would pick

She's got skills with a lolly

Makes me cry out 'good golly'

I wanna snatch this one up quick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me tell you about KinkyMinx

With the hot men she likes some hijinks

Long haired luscious locks

On nubile bi-cocks

Will generate a lot more than winks!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Some like it others may not

A willy dripping with cock snot

On the hot pics of men

Time and time again

You can see them rather a lot

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

The bearded and fabulous one

Must be somewhere enjoying the sun

Has he gone to Tinder

With his buenos of kinder

Or maybe Joe got to his bum

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

In the lounge u find the best threads

Not all are kiss fuck take me to bed

With opinions abound

Some resolutions can be found

While other posters are just looking some head

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

There is a fine chap from North Wales

He wanders up hills and down dales

WalkingTaff and his pooch

I'd both like to cwtch

His threads make me smile without fails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now Bold Girl she had epic nips

And a penchant for quick-witted quips

She gave a wee shimmy

Which satisfied Jimi

Phwoaaaar, wish she'd give me some tips!

Love it!

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

The limericks tonight have been 'Fab'

So good that I gave some a dab

It's so good to see

That our community

Can have fun and not moan and nag.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"There is a fine chap from North Wales

He wanders up hills and down dales

WalkingTaff and his pooch

I'd both like to cwtch

His threads make me smile without fails"

big up the Taff

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

The manc by the name MisterBee

He posts often flirtatiously

But his 'your' not 'you're'

It's gone on too far

Please, give him an apostrophe!

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By *akspeedCouple
over a year ago

blackdown hills

There once was a man named O'Dwyer,

Who was sat by a roaring log fire,

He let out a fart, and a fire did start,

And that was the end of O'Dwyer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licketysplits she's an absolute star

Caring and clever and phwoaaaar

Her insightful threads cause

Reflection and pause

She should be beeping your sexual radar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a lady asks fancy a fuck,

There's always a scrum or a ruck.

But when a guy dares to ask,

unless he wants cock up his ass.

Then he's totally shit out of luck.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

That young buck Piece of cake

Sometimes the piss he will take

With his threads made for fun

I'd sure give him one

Then send to the kitchen to bake

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

That hot Scottish lass bunnyhop

Makes my heart beat so fast it won't stop

I'll make it my mission

To try many positions

I think she'd be perfect on top

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Now for a forum legend to remember

Among us older formuity members

It's the infamous miss Tina Titz

Who's humour would leave you dying in bits

But don't fear, for insurance forms she does render

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I once got myself in a muddle

While _rincess peach and I shared a cuddle

Her kisses did linger

So in went my finger

And my god did she make a puddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marc.Courtney - about bloody time!

They now have a name I can rhyme.

American Gods,

Rhymes with wads, sods and plods,

But their use in an ode is a crime. "

Oh!

I wish I was better at this stuff so I could write some!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are all fantastic

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I once got myself in a muddle

While _rincess peach and I shared a cuddle

Her kisses did linger

So in went my finger

And my god did she make a puddle "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband is Mr fandango

He once tried to teach me to tango

He stood on my toes

Shot spunk up my nose

And said "next time we'll include a mango!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The reading lass Miss innocent,

Whose tits are magnificent.

If you look long enough,

You'll find it quite tough.

To stop your cock making a tent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen _workout he's so hot!

He loves showing off what he's got

I saw him on cam

He's one hell of a man

Now I can't wait to fuck him a lot!

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Have you seen _workout he's so hot!

He loves showing off what he's got

I saw him on cam

He's one hell of a man

Now I can't wait to fuck him a lot!

Oh my

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Tonight the forumites of Fab did compose

All kinds of outrageous prose

Their hilarious wit

And other such shit

Made me snort wine right out of my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The reading lass Miss innocent,

Whose tits are magnificent.

If you look long enough,

You'll find it quite tough.

To stop your cock making a tent. "

Love it

Thank you

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Iworkout is more than good looks

Go to his house and he cooks

A mighty fine chilli

Then next thing his willy

Is giving you leg shaking fooks

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Now I don't mean to whine or nit pick

But there's something some guys need to fix quick

Popping up in the forum

With zero decorum

Why the fuck is your avatar a dick pic?

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Iworkout is more than good looks

Go to his house and he cooks

A mighty fine chilli

Then next thing his willy

Is giving you leg shaking fooks

You're too kind

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

There was a young man who joined Fab

Who thought he'd the gift of the gab

With no offers Sunday Eve

He decided to leave

He's gone now, so there's no point in finishing this limerick. Fake profile - time waster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ms Mac75 -- she's a hoot

A laugh and a splendiferous beaut

That hand on her breast

Is her pic I love best

With her I'd like to cause disrepute!

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

The weeks rolled round once again

For some hey exclaim amen

As the Zero club meeters

All come us to great us

insread of being home making another wank stain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As Tushy Lover he once was known

Incredibly handsome, from neck to toe

His thighs were his glory, a wettening memory

He flirt through the forums, his charm was enormous

He broke many hearts and shattered some ice

A farewell was said when his soul left.

I call this piece "A bit of self love"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a dear bloke called Witch Doc

Who liked to post pics of his cock

But the pics far too clever

Put halt t'endeavour

Now he's careful in how to peacock!

Happy birthday Ye Olde Witch Doc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a hottie named Estella, whose smile made me feel light as a feather

A lover of brass, with a damn fine arse

In the future I'm hoping to bed her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a hottie named Estella, whose smile made me feel light as a feather

A lover of brass, with a damn fine arse

In the future I'm hoping to bed her!

Bwahahahaaa epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These limericks are great - very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met a lass from Auld Reekie, who turned out to be surprisingly cheeky

She was as cute as a bunny and she tasted of honey

And we spent the rest of our days getting freaky...

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I'll admit while this is great

It's starting to get a bit late

And though it's good reading

There's more that I'm needing

Excuse me while I masturbate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As Tushy Lover he once was known

Incredibly handsome, from neck to toe

His thighs were his glory, a wettening memory

He flirt through the forums, his charm was enormous

He broke many hearts and shattered some ice

A farewell was said when his soul left.

I call this piece "A bit of self love"

Ffs...expired people are getting more limericks than I am! !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As Tushy Lover he once was known

Incredibly handsome, from neck to toe

His thighs were his glory, a wettening memory

He flirt through the forums, his charm was enormous

He broke many hearts and shattered some ice

A farewell was said when his soul left.

I call this piece "A bit of self love"

Ffs...expired people are getting more limericks than I am! !!

Matured not expired, thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll admit while this is great

It's starting to get a bit late

And though it's good reading

There's more that I'm needing

Excuse me while I masturbate"

+50 points

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Ms Mac75 -- she's a hoot

A laugh and a splendiferous beaut

That hand on her breast

Is her pic I love best

With her I'd like to cause disrepute!"

Aww thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Princess peach I fancy you a bit

I'll grope your arse or even a tit

The fun will be crazy

But if you're feeling lazy

I'll just scream JUST DO IT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massive love to Estella for including everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As Tushy Lover he once was known

Incredibly handsome, from neck to toe

His thighs were his glory, a wettening memory

He flirt through the forums, his charm was enormous

He broke many hearts and shattered some ice

A farewell was said when his soul left.

I call this piece "A bit of self love"

Ffs...expired people are getting more limericks than I am! !!

At least you got one you didn't write for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As Tushy Lover he once was known

Incredibly handsome, from neck to toe

His thighs were his glory, a wettening memory

He flirt through the forums, his charm was enormous

He broke many hearts and shattered some ice

A farewell was said when his soul left.

I call this piece "A bit of self love"

Ffs...expired people are getting more limericks than I am! !!

At least you got one you didn't write for yourself

Haters gonna hate

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'll admit while this is great

It's starting to get a bit late

And though it's good reading

There's more that I'm needing

Excuse me while I masturbate"

Admittedly times ticking fast

But wanking your cock at half mast

At least wait for a chick

To suck on your dick

It's such a waste when its half arsed

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

It's tough as a single fab guy

A fact that no one can deny

That horny desperation

To avoid masturbation

By clicking on "who's nearby"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As Tushy Lover he once was known

Incredibly handsome, from neck to toe

His thighs were his glory, a wettening memory

He flirt through the forums, his charm was enormous

He broke many hearts and shattered some ice

A farewell was said when his soul left.

I call this piece "A bit of self love"

Ffs...expired people are getting more limericks than I am! !!

At least you got one you didn't write for yourself

Haters gonna hate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's tough as a single fab guy

A fact that no one can deny

That horny desperation

To avoid masturbation

By clicking on "who's nearby""

Genius

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Licketysplits she's an absolute star

Caring and clever and phwoaaaar

Her insightful threads cause

Reflection and pause

She should be beeping your sexual radar!"

Thank you. I think I might be flying under the radar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's this site that we use called Fabswingers

Where occasionally we see a few mingers

Luckily our meets

Have all been a treat

And the memories, boy do they linger.

Please don't shoot me down as there's not many rhymes ending in 'inger'

Fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scarlet Seduction is the Salisbury siren

Her curvy bod gets those pulses risin',

Her arse is perfection

Causing many an erection

Wonder if she sucks like a Dyson?

apologies best my brain could do right now

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"I'll admit while this is great

It's starting to get a bit late

And though it's good reading

There's more that I'm needing

Excuse me while I masturbate

Admittedly times ticking fast

But wanking your cock at half mast

At least wait for a chick

To suck on your dick

It's such a waste when its half arsed"

I know I've just looked at the time

But it helped me come up with a rhyme

You know I'm not far by bus or by car

Now get your ass over to mine

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Some are just so hard to rhyme. I would like to put a new rule that everyone must have a name that rhymes with at least 3 other words.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Some are just so hard to rhyme. I would like to put a new rule that everyone must have a name that rhymes with at least 3 other words.

"
.

That's me buggered (Ligeia rhymes with big player by the way for future reference).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some are just so hard to rhyme. I would like to put a new rule that everyone must have a name that rhymes with at least 3 other words.

EnigmaticOrange sounds tempting

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'll admit while this is great

It's starting to get a bit late

And though it's good reading

There's more that I'm needing

Excuse me while I masturbate

Admittedly times ticking fast

But wanking your cock at half mast

At least wait for a chick

To suck on your dick

It's such a waste when its half arsed

I know I've just looked at the time

But it helped me come up with a rhyme

You know I'm not far by bus or by car

Now get your ass over to mine"

I would but unfortunately

Mother nature arrived wickedly

She struck me this morn

While I had the horn

That bitch has has it right in for me

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Some are just so hard to rhyme. I would like to put a new rule that everyone must have a name that rhymes with at least 3 other words.

That's me buggered (Ligeia rhymes with big player by the way for future reference). "

I did one for you earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now Retrosexuals, they're both from the Toon

Mr fears he's p'raps a buffoon

But fun, sexy and smart

His retorts are an art

And with him I'd like to spoon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scarlet Seduction, she's a bit of alright

Her shoes make me jealous, just look at the height

I'm going on a whim

But I think she likes gin

Maybe that's why she loves a good fight.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Some are just so hard to rhyme. I would like to put a new rule that everyone must have a name that rhymes with at least 3 other words.

That's me buggered (Ligeia rhymes with big player by the way for future reference).

I did one for you earlier

I saw. I

'd it. And you managed not to have to rhyme it. Genius!

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"I'll admit while this is great

It's starting to get a bit late

And though it's good reading

There's more that I'm needing

Excuse me while I masturbate

Admittedly times ticking fast

But wanking your cock at half mast

At least wait for a chick

To suck on your dick

It's such a waste when its half arsed

I know I've just looked at the time

But it helped me come up with a rhyme

You know I'm not far by bus or by car

Now get your ass over to mine

I would but unfortunately

Mother nature arrived wickedly

She struck me this morn

While I had the horn

That bitch has has it right in for me

Damn that bitch make me sick

But I know you have skills with a dick

We'll postpone the fucking

Your incredible sucking

Will more than do the trick

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

This guys known as a bit of a loon

And for sporting a fine red balloon

His posts are never lame

for DanBerks is his name

If only he could find a lady that's game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder about our _igeia,

With Something different beneath every layer,

She is pretty radical

With an exquisite clavicle

Am I clever enough to out-play her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a peach who's a little awkward

To call her ugly would be very abserd

She makes me sexy videos

I almost came in my Cheerios

Any more and my vision will blur

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'll admit while this is great

It's starting to get a bit late

And though it's good reading

There's more that I'm needing

Excuse me while I masturbate

Admittedly times ticking fast

But wanking your cock at half mast

At least wait for a chick

To suck on your dick

It's such a waste when its half arsed

I know I've just looked at the time

But it helped me come up with a rhyme

You know I'm not far by bus or by car

Now get your ass over to mine

I would but unfortunately

Mother nature arrived wickedly

She struck me this morn

While I had the horn

That bitch has has it right in for me

Damn that bitch make me sick

But I know you have skills with a dick

We'll postpone the fucking

Your incredible sucking

Will more than do the trick"

Even though your great in the sack

I need a new form of attack

My brain's not at it's best

It's in need of a rest

So suck it yourself you great spak

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I wonder about our _igeia,

With Something different beneath every layer,

She is pretty radical

With an exquisite clavicle

Am I clever enough to out-play her?

Boooom!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I wonder about our _igeia,

With Something different beneath every layer,

She is pretty radical

With an exquisite clavicle

Am I clever enough to out-play her?

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"I'll admit while this is great

It's starting to get a bit late

And though it's good reading

There's more that I'm needing

Excuse me while I masturbate

Admittedly times ticking fast

But wanking your cock at half mast

At least wait for a chick

To suck on your dick

It's such a waste when its half arsed

I know I've just looked at the time

But it helped me come up with a rhyme

You know I'm not far by bus or by car

Now get your ass over to mine

I would but unfortunately

Mother nature arrived wickedly

She struck me this morn

While I had the horn

That bitch has has it right in for me

Damn that bitch make me sick

But I know you have skills with a dick

We'll postpone the fucking

Your incredible sucking

Will more than do the trick

Even though your great in the sack

I need a new form of attack

My brain's not at it's best

It's in need of a rest

So suck it yourself you great spak "

I would but I can't, I've tried

Hurt my back so much I even cried

No I won't deny it

I did really try it

And damaged both my spine and my pride

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Princess peach and I hijacked the thread

We may have killed it dead

I think they got bored

Of our flirting galore

And all buggered off to bed

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Princess peach and I hijacked the thread

We may have killed it dead

I think they got bored

Of our flirting galore

And all buggered off to bed"

I'm afraid you couldn't be more mistaken

I was merely distracted by a thread mentioning bacon

But now I've returned

So you aspirations are spurned

You my dear friend just got burned

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'll admit while this is great

It's starting to get a bit late

And though it's good reading

There's more that I'm needing

Excuse me while I masturbate

Admittedly times ticking fast

But wanking your cock at half mast

At least wait for a chick

To suck on your dick

It's such a waste when its half arsed

I know I've just looked at the time

But it helped me come up with a rhyme

You know I'm not far by bus or by car

Now get your ass over to mine

I would but unfortunately

Mother nature arrived wickedly

She struck me this morn

While I had the horn

That bitch has has it right in for me

Damn that bitch make me sick

But I know you have skills with a dick

We'll postpone the fucking

Your incredible sucking

Will more than do the trick

Even though your great in the sack

I need a new form of attack

My brain's not at it's best

It's in need of a rest

So suck it yourself you great spak

I would but I can't, I've tried

Hurt my back so much I even cried

No I won't deny it

I did really try it

And damaged both my spine and my pride

Well that was a fail right there

I'll fix it for you don't despair

It won't be tonight

As I'll give you a fright

With no make up on and bad hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruggers is one of the mods

To the naughty step she sends those sods

Who flout forum rules

They really are fools

Unlike our American Gods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a peach who's a little awkward

To call her ugly would be very abserd

She makes me sexy videos

I almost came in my Cheerios

Any more and my vision will blur"

That's crap

There was a young man who liked cake,

But others believed that was fake,

Instead he would say,

Can I watch Peach play,

That silly young man who liked cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The manc by the name MisterBee

He posts often flirtatiously

But his 'your' not 'you're'

It's gone on too far

Please, give him an apostrophe! "

Your good at limericks, I can tell

And I think your really swell.

So I say this with fun,

You can kiss my bum.

Do you play with me, or a 'speak and spell?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He didn't get a reply,

So for hours he would cry,

Sitting home alone,

Until the forums he would choose to moan.

I'm quite proud of that considering the time of day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Whoa is me', the single man said

All my messages are deleted, unread

I don't know what to do

Women treat me like poo

"Have you tried fab straight instead".

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

I knew a lass called Mary

Who's fanny was big and hairy

I sucked her bending I fucked her lying

If she had wings I would have fucked flying

But now she's dead and forgotten

So I dug her up and fucked her rotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli, there's no doubt your a clever lass

When you debate and discuss, you surpass.

If I had one wish

It would be for this...

That I could slap your wonderful ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you are not one of the clique,

You'll find you are often unique,

You dont give a toss,

About reading the dross

And no one will hear when you speak!

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I wouldn't believe my luck

If awkward peach and I were to fuck

But single men she does block

So my hard throbbing cock

I guess she never will suck

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Meli, there's no doubt your a clever lass

When you debate and discuss, you surpass.

If I had one wish

It would be for this...

That I could slap your wonderful ass. "

Oh Bee, poetry is the way to my quim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once knew a woman called _eli

She was incredibly smelly

I gave her a wash

And stuck soap in her tosh

Shes now worth some dosh

And comes across posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meli, there's no doubt your a clever lass

When you debate and discuss, you surpass.

If I had one wish

It would be for this...

That I could slap your wonderful ass.

Oh Bee, poetry is the way to my quim.

Oh brilliant! I didn't know.

I would have started ages ago.

It comes with ease

The way that you tease

And you make a mans pencil grow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a romance is Meli and Mister Bee

Soon they'll be K I S S I N G

Then making her cum

While slapping her bum

And sliding into her quim rear entry

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