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By *oul Brotha OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

Just wondering what area the wonderful people of Fab work in?

I'm trying to get into Procurement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering what area the wonderful people of Fab work in?

I'm trying to get into Procurement."

Customer Service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Senior Design Engineer, I design power stations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dreams and rainbows.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Him - Dolphin shaver

Her - Sex kitten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Transportation of the entertainment industry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harbour Master

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lollypop man/woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give people advice that they choose not to listen to mostly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Verbal punch bag (hospitality and customer service)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delivery driver of fine food ingredient in Brighton an Hove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social care

Poppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lollypop man/woman

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so always a lolly pop to lick xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look at boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Master Farrier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Master Farrier"

I used to help out in a swingers club untill it closed down..

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By *ofia2014Woman
over a year ago

Galashiels

"Harbour Master"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a warehouse assistant and I unload the lorries and sort the food from the pallets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I run around like a blue arsed fly making sure you don't have dirty plates in front of you, I also ring you calorie filled bowls of cakes and stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shrink

I've a lovely couch....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a fairy

I have another 9-5 job too but its no where near as sparkly

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Car transporter driver ,delivering quality vehicles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Virgin tv engineer, I install your box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Master carpenter n time served brickie x

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Eternal optimist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Virgin tv engineer, I install your box "

But ...your remote isn't as big as sky'sports

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional drug dealer

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By *ade_of_StarsCouple
over a year ago

Whitburn

High school teacher and student. No not at the same place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Property management

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Virgin tv engineer, I install your box

But ...your remote isn't as big as sky'sports

No remotes on me, they are way too big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/05/17 20:47:07]

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over a year ago

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By *oul Brotha OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

"I look at boobs "

That's a damn good job. Any vacancies going?

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By *ango0505Woman
over a year ago

Dumfries

I'm a Vampire

(Phlebotomist)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Vampire

(Phlebotomist)"
i still get called blood sucker to this day by some....I worked for the blood transfusion service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auto cad technician/ lead designer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Auto cad technician/ lead designer

CAD Monkey then

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm a feeder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aircraft engineer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know the humping noises you hear in porn? That's me slapping two steaks together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zoo keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pirate

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Im a student, at Sydney University

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I do a lot of driving xx

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By *uymartinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Vehicle technician

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"I'm a Vampire

(Phlebotomist)"

Military used to have:

British

Army

Transfusion

Service

And yes the unit badge was one!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I had a message recently from a bloke who was so worried about losing his job, he just wouldn't upload a pic here. After some discussion of professional responsibilities, he sent me a face pic....of him in his coppers uniform, on duty, at the wheel of his patrol car.

I'm a retired Midwife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I give people advice that they choose not to listen to mostly

Sounds similar to my profession, except mine mostly just don't like the advice I give them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in procurement.

Ginger

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By *targirl1000Woman
over a year ago

Cannock

look after naughty boys in Her majesty hotels

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

It's a secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend on here who is a Penetration Tester. It's a thing, a big thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

University student

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in the events industry, but care at the moment mainly, have taken a reduced roll at work for a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/05/17 22:33:11]

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My Fab occupation is forumite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in the events industry, but care at the moment mainly, have taken a reduced roll at work for a bit."
keep seeing your posts on these, what you do in events?? I'll keep eye out for ya and say hello if I bump into ya....in a bloke sort of way though haha

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I drive an ice cream van, but it's just a front for GCHQ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Semi retired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mechanical Engineer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Power Tool Repair....amongst other things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handyman

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I drive an ice cream van, but it's just a front for GCHQ."

Where is the front? It's such a funny shaped building your ice cream van must be awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mental health support worker and i volunteer at the Samaritan's x

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By *ourHotSpotMan
over a year ago

Horny Hornchurch

Full time Surveyor, part time Stripper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in the events industry, but care at the moment mainly, have taken a reduced roll at work for a bit.keep seeing your posts on these, what you do in events?? I'll keep eye out for ya and say hello if I bump into ya....in a bloke sort of way though haha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full time Rock Star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep the upper class mobile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purveyor of dodgy snake oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pornography historian and Part time sperm donor

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By *hirazxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Pleasure supplier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painter & decorator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pen pusher.

-Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

health care worker for severe dementia and brain injury sufferers

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

I have a particular set of skills i have acquired of the years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a particular set of skills i have acquired of the years

Now why does that turn me on?

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

P is a carer and I mend fairground rides.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my main work in summer is with a company that provide volunteer staff for festivals and the odd gig, from glastonbury down to some smaller festivals like balladrum, the invictus games we covered too oddly. i'm only on site for three gigs now this year, camp bestival, belladrum and creamfields if your at any of those? considerably down from my usual 12-14 a year plus the odd other bits and pieces i often get roped into in between! but i have stuff going on at home so needs must and all that. "
nice, at none of them this year sadly, I'm in the office now as transport manager but am going out to do a bit during the silly season, tour truck driver by the way, got the WWE wrestling tour coming up, then Gladys knight uk tour the tail end on coldplay as one of our drivers decides to get married then haha

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By *lueeyes3434Couple
over a year ago

newbridge

Mr.... is long distance lorry Driver.

Mrs.... Administrator / stay at home mummy. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I told you I'd have to kill you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Risk Management

Mindfulness Teacher

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

"I have a particular set of skills i have acquired of the years

Now why does that turn me on? "

That is over the years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Health and safety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bicycle mechanic and I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional first aider and part time student (soon to be full time)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my main work in summer is with a company that provide volunteer staff for festivals and the odd gig, from glastonbury down to some smaller festivals like balladrum, the invictus games we covered too oddly. i'm only on site for three gigs now this year, camp bestival, belladrum and creamfields if your at any of those? considerably down from my usual 12-14 a year plus the odd other bits and pieces i often get roped into in between! but i have stuff going on at home so needs must and all that. nice, at none of them this year sadly, I'm in the office now as transport manager but am going out to do a bit during the silly season, tour truck driver by the way, got the WWE wrestling tour coming up, then Gladys knight uk tour the tail end on coldplay as one of our drivers decides to get married then haha"

that's cool, your not with the company with the bats on the trucks are ya? i've been in and out of the back of a couple of those, done a couple of load in/outs over the years, though anything near the stage isn't normally my thing.

wwe would sounds quite cool actually, nothing like i've done before, pure theatre!

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'd be the guy who approves the ladies photos, and i would be doing image searches to verify that they are genuine and original.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I work for a charity. I try to make things better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I phone people up pretending to be Microsoft and try and steal their bank details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis enlargement department

now mine drags on the floor lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering what area the wonderful people of Fab work in?

I'm trying to get into Procurement."

You have to buy your way in....arf arf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my main work in summer is with a company that provide volunteer staff for festivals and the odd gig, from glastonbury down to some smaller festivals like balladrum, the invictus games we covered too oddly. i'm only on site for three gigs now this year, camp bestival, belladrum and creamfields if your at any of those? considerably down from my usual 12-14 a year plus the odd other bits and pieces i often get roped into in between! but i have stuff going on at home so needs must and all that. nice, at none of them this year sadly, I'm in the office now as transport manager but am going out to do a bit during the silly season, tour truck driver by the way, got the WWE wrestling tour coming up, then Gladys knight uk tour the tail end on coldplay as one of our drivers decides to get married then haha

wwe would sounds quite cool actually, nothing like i've done before, pure theatre!

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no not with them but work with them sometimes, WWE is a bit boring if wrestling and big muscley blokes ain't your thing haha, but it's only a weeks worth so nothing too strenuous

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I give advice to employers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I own a well known chain of cake shops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Condom Tester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I unblock your pipes and bore new ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a sniffer dog for fakes and frauds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im.......hmmm maybe not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painter & Decorator,

So if anyone needs work done, I'm your guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Military

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two jobs, by day I'm a mild mannered assistant curator. But by night I'm Bartenderman!

Watch for my signal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unicorn trainer and online hen's teeth trader.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

We run our own company.

Can't say what We do but been doing it since 1982 and still going strong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chef and personal trainer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Condom Tester. "

Business must be good?!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm security supervisor on a large warehouse

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By *AA123Couple
over a year ago

Lichfield

Cat Herder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a full-time idiot alongside repairing and restoring vehicles and machinery

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Plofffesssional stewdent

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

Warehouse manager

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Computer geek x

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Whorehouse manager.

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

Technician for the ambulance service

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Hubby is a postie, I'm an optical dispenser for a well known high street opticians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pharmacy work and agony aunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are all the bunny tail fluffers? I have a position to fill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get paid enough for what I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get paid enough for what I do. "

I don't either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Public sector fun spoiler

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

"I'm a Vampire

(Phlebotomist)"
me. Too... nhs vampire... kaz

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

I work at a place that puts juice into your cars, but I also have a qualification to jump into a trench with a trowel and dig up bones.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I'm a cement mixer, mixer upperer.

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