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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Horror of horrors!

I went to make a cuppa at work and the milk oozed and glooped out of the bottle.

Sorry folks no tea or coffee at mine for the rest of today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horror of horrors!

I went to make a cuppa at work and the milk oozed and glooped out of the bottle.

Sorry folks no tea or coffee at mine for the rest of today!

But, but, but you're a shopkeeper? Is there none there?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horror of horrors!

I went to make a cuppa at work and the milk oozed and glooped out of the bottle.

Sorry folks no tea or coffee at mine for the rest of today!

But, but, but you're a shopkeeper? Is there none there?! "

Maybe he just works in a magical clothes shop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horror of horrors!

I went to make a cuppa at work and the milk oozed and glooped out of the bottle.

Sorry folks no tea or coffee at mine for the rest of today!

But, but, but you're a shopkeeper? Is there none there?! "

I'm suspicious of his shopkeeping skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horror of horrors!

I went to make a cuppa at work and the milk oozed and glooped out of the bottle.

Sorry folks no tea or coffee at mine for the rest of today!

But, but, but you're a shopkeeper? Is there none there?!

Maybe he just works in a magical clothes shop? "

Sounds more like a little shop of horrors, than Mr Benn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol not unless you fancy a 10" bright pink dong in your cuppa, or maybe some vibrating nipple clamps in your mocha

I'm a purveyor of smut, toys and poppers

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Ewwww that happened to my little person when he poured milk onto his cereal. 'Mum why is there yoghurt in the milk bottle?'

I'd only bought it the day before.

Not from the OP's shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol not unless you fancy a 10" bright pink dong in your cuppa, or maybe some vibrating nipple clamps in your mocha

I'm a purveyor of smut, toys and poppers

Oh I say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't do without a good cuppa & certainly can't do without milk in my tea. Guess you gotta go to the shop & buy some more lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol not unless you fancy a 10" bright pink dong in your cuppa, or maybe some vibrating nipple clamps in your mocha

I'm a purveyor of smut, toys and poppers

One way to froth your milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just strain the gloopy bits through your teeth........ sheesh some folk are so fussy

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