FabSwingers.com forum: Bees

By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Ok I know we are supposed to leave them alone they do no harm and supposedly endangered bla bla bla but the little fuckers have made a home right above my bed in the roof. Can't have been there more than a week but They're pushing their blasted luck now. Wouldn't mind so much but they've not even coughed up any rent....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh hem.

Your from Manchester. You should know better

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

bees are gentlemen

wasps are evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I know we are supposed to leave them alone they do no harm and supposedly endangered bla bla bla but the little fuckers have made a home right above my bed in the roof. Can't have been there more than a week but They're pushing their blasted luck now. Wouldn't mind so much but they've not even coughed up any rent...."

Oh come off it you big softie .... they are more frightened of you than you should be frightened of them......

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

"bees are gentlemen

Even queen bees?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bees are good . You could always ask if there's any local bee keepers that could collect them x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Can you hear them buzzing at night time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Local bee keepers might be able to come and collect them

I love bees, booked in on Sunday for my Manchester bee tattoo

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"bees are gentlemen

Even queen bees?

hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Local bee keepers might be able to come and collect them

I love bees, booked in on Sunday for my Manchester bee tattoo"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mrbee "

Ta.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Can you hear them buzzing at night time?

Day and night. Might as well be in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bees are gentlemen

Even queen bees?

hmmm"

The 'trans' community spreads far and wide'

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By *oderndaylivesCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Bees are good . You could always ask if there's any local bee keepers that could collect them x "

Go on national beekeepers association website and someone will come and get them

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Can you hear them buzzing at night time?

Day and night. Might as well be in my bed"

Oh no!!! That would give me nightmares, you know about one massive bee type thing

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Can you hear them buzzing at night time?

Day and night. Might as well be in my bed

Oh no!!! That would give me nightmares, you know about one massive bee type thing

He's on here isn't he. Well not sure how massive he is but hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U cant touch them. Bit like MC HAMMER!!!!!

U have to leave till sept oct but by then they may have gone.

Had a nest last summer ... got a bee keeper to come round. Nest was to small only had small number of bees 150.. if bigger he would of taken the nest....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bzzzz Bzzzz

Oh what a glorious

thing to be

a healthy grown up

busy busy bee

Whiling away

the passing hours

pinching all the pollen

from the cauliflowers

I'd like to be

a busy busy bee

being just as busy

as a bee can be

Flying round the garden

sweetest ever seen

taking back the honey

to the dear old queen

Bz bz bz bz

honey bee, honey bee

bz if you like

but don't sting me

Bz bz bz bz

honey bee, honey bee

bz if you like

but don't sting me

Bzzzz Bzzzz

Oh what a glorious

thing to be

a healthy grown up

busy busy bee

Making hay

while time is ripe

building up the

honeycomb just like tripe

I'd like to be

a busy little bee

being just as busy

as a bee can be

Flying all around

the wild hedgerows

stinging all the cows

upon the parson's nose

Bz bz bz bz

honey bee, honey bee

bz if you like

but don't sting me

Bz bz bz bz

honey bee, honey bee

bz if you like

but don't sting me

Bzzzz Bzzzz

Oh what a glorious

thing to be

a healthy grown up

busy busy bee

Visiting the picnics

quite a little tease

raising little lumps

upon the boy-scout's

knees

I'd like to be a

busy little bee

being just as busy

as a bee can be

Flirting with the butterfly

strong upon the wing

whoopee! oh death

where is thy sting?

Bz bz bz bz

honey bee, honey bee

bz if you like

but don't sting me

Bz bz bz bz

honey bee, honey bee

bz if you like

but don't sting me

Bzzzz Bzzzz

Oh what a glorious

thing to be

a nice obedient

busy busy bee

To be able to be

one must contrive

for bees in a beehive

must behive

But maybe

I wouldn't be a bee

bees are all right

when alive, you see

But when bees die

you really should

see 'em

pinned on a card

in a mucky museum

Bz bz bz bz

honey bee, honey bee

bz if you like

but don't sting me

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

The bees!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Piss takes the lot of ye. Can't touch em haha ye right

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

Look after any honey bees we need every one we,ve got in this country the bumblebees can,t do it all...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Have you told them to buzz off?!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Bees need protecting.

OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bees need protecting.

OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?"

Yes and I asked nicely. 3 nights with no sleep and Mr nice has fucked right off. Sorry Mr bee your time is up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite type of bees are boo-bees!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Bees need protecting.

OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?

Yes and I asked nicely. 3 nights with no sleep and Mr nice has fucked right off. Sorry Mr bee your time is up "

Ok but have them removed properly, please don't kill them

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Honeybees

Other bees can fuck off

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bees need protecting.

OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?

Yes and I asked nicely. 3 nights with no sleep and Mr nice has fucked right off. Sorry Mr bee your time is up

Ok but have them removed properly, please don't kill them

I honestly wish I could but where they are means taking my roof off to get to them. Trust me I'm not happy about it ether

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By *erfect TenWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

If they are honey bees then the local society or bee-keeper will gladly remove them for you my dad had this problem in 2011 and they sorted it in days.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"My favourite type of bees are boo-bees!

My yr 6 daughters head teacher told the class a joke with the same punchline.

'What kind of bees make milk?'

I thought that was a bit weird. Sorry.....carry on grumpy pants

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Bees need protecting.

OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?

Yes and I asked nicely. 3 nights with no sleep and Mr nice has fucked right off. Sorry Mr bee your time is up

Ok but have them removed properly, please don't kill them

I honestly wish I could but where they are means taking my roof off to get to them. Trust me I'm not happy about it ether

Don't you have a loft hatch?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Bees need protecting.

OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?

Yes and I asked nicely. 3 nights with no sleep and Mr nice has fucked right off. Sorry Mr bee your time is up

Ok but have them removed properly, please don't kill them

I honestly wish I could but where they are means taking my roof off to get to them. Trust me I'm not happy about it ether

Donate enough money to a bee charity to create another hive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bees need protecting.

OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?

Yes and I asked nicely. 3 nights with no sleep and Mr nice has fucked right off. Sorry Mr bee your time is up "

Harsh.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Send them to Christine Hamilton, Dave Gorman thought it was quite funny

https://www.comedy.co.uk/tv/dave_gorman_modern_life/episodes/3/

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Bees need protecting.

OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?

Yes and I asked nicely. 3 nights with no sleep and Mr nice has fucked right off. Sorry Mr bee your time is up

Harsh.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bees need protecting.

OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?

Yes and I asked nicely. 3 nights with no sleep and Mr nice has fucked right off. Sorry Mr bee your time is up

Ok but have them removed properly, please don't kill them

I honestly wish I could but where they are means taking my roof off to get to them. Trust me I'm not happy about it ether

Don't you have a loft hatch?"

Flat roof where they are so as I said roof would have to come off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bees are gentlemen

Even queen bees?

"
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There all female, well all the bees you see are anyhow.

The drones (males) never leave the hive.

They were ahead of the curve on stay at home dads

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bees need protecting.

OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?

Yes and I asked nicely. 3 nights with no sleep and Mr nice has fucked right off. Sorry Mr bee your time is up

Ok but have them removed properly, please don't kill them

I honestly wish I could but where they are means taking my roof off to get to them. Trust me I'm not happy about it ether

Donate enough money to a bee charity to create another hive?"

Yes sound fair. What was it 150 I'll give 200 how's that

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Bees need protecting.

OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?

Yes and I asked nicely. 3 nights with no sleep and Mr nice has fucked right off. Sorry Mr bee your time is up

Ok but have them removed properly, please don't kill them

I honestly wish I could but where they are means taking my roof off to get to them. Trust me I'm not happy about it ether

Donate enough money to a bee charity to create another hive?

Yes sound fair. What was it 150 I'll give 200 how's that

No idea, speak to a bee charity or local beekeeper?

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

I love that bee song ....Arthur askey .....I remember it from my childhood .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a flame thrower and set fire to your roof.. Better to take no chances I say!

I mean they could buzz you at any minute

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Get a flame thrower and set fire to your roof.. Better to take no chances I say!

I mean they could buzz you at any minute

Sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a flame thrower and set fire to your roof.. Better to take no chances I say!

I mean they could buzz you at any minute

Sick.

"
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I don't know where I dreamed the name up from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a bee count app that you use to count bee's (funnily enough!) that you see. Get counting and help save our wildlife (or something like that)...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Bees need protecting.

OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?

Yes and I asked nicely. 3 nights with no sleep and Mr nice has fucked right off. Sorry Mr bee your time is up

Ok but have them removed properly, please don't kill them

I honestly wish I could but where they are means taking my roof off to get to them. Trust me I'm not happy about it ether

Don't you have a loft hatch?

Flat roof where they are so as I said roof would have to come off..."

Little feckers!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bees need protecting.

OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?

Yes and I asked nicely. 3 nights with no sleep and Mr nice has fucked right off. Sorry Mr bee your time is up

Ok but have them removed properly, please don't kill them

I honestly wish I could but where they are means taking my roof off to get to them. Trust me I'm not happy about it ether

Don't you have a loft hatch?

Flat roof where they are so as I said roof would have to come off...

Little feckers!

Noisy fuckers to believe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have bees up my chimney!

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By *he ProletariatMan
over a year ago

axminster

God made the bee...devil made the wasp!.

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

"bees are gentlemen

wasps are evil"
How can the queen bee be a gentleman?

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