FabSwingers.com forum: I'm off to the ice cream van!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's blooming boiling.

I'm getting a 99 with a flake.

What you having ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cornetto please

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A fab please but not the one private parts is using.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a white chocolate magnum please? Ot a massive ice cream fan but these are lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's blooming boiling.

I'm getting a 99 with a flake.

What you having ? "

Ooh I'll have the same, not had one of them in years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh get me a funky foot, no a zap, no a cider lolly, no a feast ahh fuck it I'll have a cornetto.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"It's blooming boiling.

I'm getting a 99 with a flake.

What you having ? "

just a 69 for us please

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Ooh a Solero please, do they still make those?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calippo please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calippo please"

Can I have a suck?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A dark choc magnum please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemonade ice lolly please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calippo please

Can I have a suck?"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calippo please

Can I have a suck?

Of course

I don't like Calippos though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calippo please

Can I have a suck?

Of course

I don't like Calippos though.

I wasn't sharing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twister please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh a Solero please, do they still make those?"

Yes I'm sure they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's blooming boiling.

I'm getting a 99 with a flake.

What you having ?

just a 69 for us please

Dammit, you beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cornetto please "

Which one though ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calippo please

Can I have a suck?

Of course

I don't like Calippos though.

I wasn't sharing it."

Phwoaaaar. Hatter, you so dominant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's blooming boiling.

I'm getting a 99 with a flake.

What you having ? "

Nothing. He's not here yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fab please but not the one private parts is using. "

What's he doing with his ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a white chocolate magnum please? Ot a massive ice cream fan but these are lovely x"

Magnums are lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nobbly bobbly for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's blooming boiling.

I'm getting a 99 with a flake.

What you having ?

Ooh I'll have the same, not had one of them in years."

I had one recently was lovely.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I quite fancy a nobbly wobbly please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh get me a funky foot, no a zap, no a cider lolly, no a feast ahh fuck it I'll have a cornetto. "

Choc and nut, strawberry or mint ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes I love a 99! But in the absence of a real ice cream van I'll have to make do with a classic Magnum out of my freezer. Things could be worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh jealous!

Can I have a mint magnum please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Popeye please! That way we can share

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"I quite fancy a nobbly wobbly please

Noted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calippo please

Can I have a suck?

Of course

I don't like Calippos though.

I wasn't sharing it.

Phwoaaaar. Hatter, you so dominant.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I quite fancy a nobbly wobbly please

Noted.

Or a double 99

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

A double caramel magnum please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me go to my freezer..... I have a secret supply of various magnums there. If anyone wants one give me a shout!

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Can i have a crunchie blast please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twister please mmmmmmmm xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Popeye for me please!

(whippy cone with a rocket icelolly in it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calippo please

Can I have a suck?

Of course

I don't like Calippos though.

I wasn't sharing it.

Phwoaaaar. Hatter, you so dominant.

Seriously, I got tingles

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

A screwball, please, red ball if there's a choice. It reminds me of lunchtimes at school, the only bit about school that's a good memory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a Funny Feet or a Mini Milk please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a Funny Feet or a Mini Milk please!"

Get me one please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a Funny Feet or a Mini Milk please!

Get me one please

Will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have an Oyster please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69 please with two flakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have an Oyster please?"

Lick my oyster!

#euphemism

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By *eordie JoJoTV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

Sugar cone 99 please ... with monkeys blood and 100's and 1000's

thank you ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have an Oyster please?

Lick my oyster!

#euphemism"

When I was younger we used to call them 'hamsters'

I'm definitely not doing that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have an Oyster please?

Lick my oyster!

#euphemism

When I was younger we used to call them 'hamsters'

I'm definitely not doing that! "

Oh go on, I'll squeak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have an Oyster please?

Lick my oyster!

#euphemism

When I was younger we used to call them 'hamsters'

I'm definitely not doing that!

Oh go on, I'll squeak!"

Eek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have an Oyster please?

Lick my oyster!

#euphemism

When I was younger we used to call them 'hamsters'

I'm definitely not doing that!

Oh go on, I'll squeak!"

Sold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cider lolly please.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I have the Aldi G&T and Prosecco and Peach Bellini Popsicles waiting for me when I get home...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Unless it's from the Ben and Jerry festival or a big tub I'll pass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh a Feast for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salted caramel. Yum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A screwball, please, red ball if there's a choice. It reminds me of lunchtimes at school, the only bit about school that's a good memory.

Yep you can still get screwballs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have the Aldi G&T and Prosecco and Peach Bellini Popsicles waiting for me when I get home...

You don't want much do you

good job I know you so I'll sort your request

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lemonade ice lolly please"

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dark choc magnum please. "

Magnum on its way

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can I have an Oyster please?"

Yes I was thinking the same

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By *nicker manMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"It's blooming boiling.

I'm getting a 99 with a flake.

What you having ? "

I would happy with just a lick of you.. sorry meant yours lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I quite fancy a nobbly wobbly please

Nobbly bobbly ? Like a the top of a fab all over

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"I have the Aldi G&T and Prosecco and Peach Bellini Popsicles waiting for me when I get home...

You don't want much do you

good job I know you so I'll sort your request

You're the best

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I have the Aldi G&T and Prosecco and Peach Bellini Popsicles waiting for me when I get home...

They're quite nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben and Jerry's Phish food for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tutti frutti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a little tub of whippy ice cream please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cider ice lolly please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An oyster with chocolate sauce and nuts x

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"A screwball, please, red ball if there's a choice. It reminds me of lunchtimes at school, the only bit about school that's a good memory.

Yep you can still get screwballs

Oh yes, Tesco, 6 for £1.00, which translates to 3 servings, or less if it's a stressful day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sugar cone 99 please ... with monkeys blood and 100's and 1000's

thank you ....

What's monkeys blood ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twister please x"

Can't beat a twister.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contents of the till please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have an Oyster please?"

With sprinkled nuts ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want a Funny Feet or a Mini Milk please!"

I haven't seen Funny Feet for ages but mini milk I can do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh jealous!

Can I have a mint magnum please

I didn't realise they do one, I guess it's like an after eight on a stick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cider lolly please.

If you can still get them I'll order it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unless it's from the Ben and Jerry festival or a big tub I'll pass.

Wholly Couch ok? vanilla ice cream, cara_elised pecans, blondie brownies and salted caramel swirl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A witches hat for me. Not to be confused with a wizard's sleeve!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have an Oyster please?

Yes I was thinking the same "

Sprinkles and sauce ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ben and Jerry's Phish food for me

Little tub on its way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"tutti frutti

Aren't they a sweet Soxy?

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

Definitely a 99 for now, but for later...

Goes off to stock freezer with Feasts, Cornettos, Magnums, etc for the summer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a little tub of whippy ice cream please x "

Vanilla ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cider ice lolly please

I've not seen those around recently. I'll see if they're in stock

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By *pitfiresimmoMan
over a year ago

wellingborough

I'd be happy to lick your oyster, but I mite end up eating to much??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An oyster with chocolate sauce and nuts x"

And a little spoon to eat it with. On its way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A witches hat for me. Not to be confused with a wizard's sleeve!

What's a witches hat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely a 99 for now, but for later...

Goes off to stock freezer with Feasts, Cornettos, Magnums, etc for the summer."

Get it quick they all go mad buying it as soon as we get a day of sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A witches hat for me. Not to be confused with a wizard's sleeve!

What's a witches hat?"

Like the Popeye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a little tub of whippy ice cream please x

Vanilla ?"

Yes please, and a little squirt of raspberry juice x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've completely lost track now. So if I've missed you, apologies, I'll get what you requested. I'll just send the ice cream van on a Fab tour. You can have the driver with your request .

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over a year ago

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"I've completely lost track now. So if I've missed you, apologies, I'll get what you requested. I'll just send the ice cream van on a Fab tour. You can have the driver with your request .

Is it a Mistress Whippy van?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A witches hat for me. Not to be confused with a wizard's sleeve!

What's a witches hat?

Like the Popeye. "

A small whippy cone with a rocket lolly pushed in it. Is that what a Popeye is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A witches hat for me. Not to be confused with a wizard's sleeve!

What's a witches hat?

Like the Popeye.

A small whippy cone with a rocket lolly pushed in it. Is that what a Popeye is?

Yup

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"A witches hat for me. Not to be confused with a wizard's sleeve!

What's a witches hat?

Like the Popeye.

A small whippy cone with a rocket lolly pushed in it. Is that what a Popeye is?

Yup

So, not an Olive Oyl ice cream with spinach and garnished with a Swee'Pea?

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