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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

The housework.... My arch enemy.

The time has come to beat my formidable foe and send it to the depths of hell.

Words of encouragement please!

Today's housework efforts are sponsored by a piece of cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JUST DO IT!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"JUST DO IT!"

I have moved to the kitchen and about to put the washing on the line. Boom!

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By *oyuer99Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

Duo balls may help.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Duo balls may help."

Oh come on. Now I'm thinking of balls. This is not good for my motivation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go peachy, go peachy, go peachy!

(Im doing my cheerleading routine too you just can't see it, it's pompoms a go-go over here)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Duo balls may help.

Oh come on. Now I'm thinking of balls. This is not good for my motivation!"

IF YOU DO NOT THRIVE TO BE THE BEST! YOU WILL ACHIEVE NOTHING!

- some toothless redneck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you gonna do it naked?

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By *oyuer99Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

Well vibrating ones may help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is this website called habitica. It takes habits and tasks that you have to do and makes a sort of internet game out of it. You gain experience for your avatar when you complete tasks. If you don't do your work, your avatar dies. You can fight bosses, etc.

Marc got me into using it and now I'm hooked. It's a bit nerdy, but it works really well for household chores. You could give it a try.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"There is this website called habitica. It takes habits and tasks that you have to do and makes a sort of internet game out of it. You gain experience for your avatar when you complete tasks. If you don't do your work, your avatar dies. You can fight bosses, etc.

Marc got me into using it and now I'm hooked. It's a bit nerdy, but it works really well for household chores. You could give it a try.

That sounds like something I need in my life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's 2 types of cleaning.

Round cleaning- where you clean round everything and square cleaning where you move everything and get in the corners.

Which are you planning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you have to do? Full house or certain rooms, laundry/ironing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's too hot for housework!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What do you have to do? Full house or certain rooms, laundry/ironing?"

Full house

Mega spring clean.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"There's 2 types of cleaning.

Round cleaning- where you clean round everything and square cleaning where you move everything and get in the corners.

Which are you planning?"

Sqaure... needs a sqaure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional cleanaholic here and at your service. I will not finish till every inch of the house is smelling of bleach. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marc got me into using it and now I'm hooked. It's a bit nerdy, but it works really well for household chores. You could give it a try.

That sounds like something I need in my life!"

I just need a cleaner

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Wash number 1 is on the line, wash number 2 is in the machine.

I have opened every window in the house and brought the radio down to give me a boost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a naked maid. Male or female.

You will enjoy house work so much more.

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I require proof, although your garden area is very neatly trimmed now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a fitness buddy. Someone to go for a run with or work out with (none sexually)

If anyone wants to help i'll clean their house for them in return

My goal is to have my 6pack back before 1st of July

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I require proof, although your garden area is very neatly trimmed now

Slipper free now too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you have to do? Full house or certain rooms, laundry/ironing?

Full house

Mega spring clean."

Start high so upstairs first. Strip all beds, empty all bins, take all glasses down if it's anything like my house. Feather dust preferably with a high sister around all corners and ceilings, around light fittings etc. Dust and polish all surfaces. Door frames, skirting boards, wipe pvc on windows and seals, clean inside of the glass. Bathrooms and easy and self explanatory. Hoover/mop everywhere last. Wash radiators with fabric softener so the smell goes through the house when they're on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High sister? High duster fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My washing is done and dishes are in the dishwasher...can i go back to bed now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's 2 types of cleaning.

Round cleaning- where you clean round everything and square cleaning where you move everything and get in the corners.

Which are you planning?

Sqaure... needs a sqaure!"

That means pulling everything out and hoovering and dusting before you put back, sorting and tidying as you go! It looks worse before it looks better! Maybe one room a day? x

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"There's 2 types of cleaning.

Round cleaning- where you clean round everything and square cleaning where you move everything and get in the corners.

Which are you planning?

Sqaure... needs a sqaure!

That means pulling everything out and hoovering and dusting before you put back, sorting and tidying as you go! It looks worse before it looks better! Maybe one room a day? x"

I'm back at work Friday!! I don't have long. Better move quick.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What do you have to do? Full house or certain rooms, laundry/ironing?

Full house

Mega spring clean.

Started upstairs. Will strip beds once this wash has finished

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Professional cleanaholic here and at your service. I will not finish till every inch of the house is smelling of bleach. X"

Get your butt over here then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you have to do? Full house or certain rooms, laundry/ironing?

Full house

Mega spring clean.

Started upstairs. Will strip beds once this wash has finished

Go outside for a minute and walk back in to your house and start cleaning immediately. Put your phone away and crack on!

It's the only way I can clean is if I do it as soon as I get in. If I sit down or have a cuppa tea that's it then, phones out, candy crush is being played, fucking about on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional cleanaholic here and at your service. I will not finish till every inch of the house is smelling of bleach. X"

Are you available to clean my place?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Update.... 2nd wash just finished. About to put it on the line then get bedding in the machine. Go me! Go you guys

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I spent the most of last weekend gutting my kitchen (alone) and I am now without a kitchen, well it's in my front room, til maybe this time next week... I need cake... lots of it

Oh my kitchen (the room formerly known as was) spotless when I left it this morning for the fitter to do his thing.

I still need cake....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Can you keep the noise down I'm still in bed

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I spent the most of last weekend gutting my kitchen (alone) and I am now without a kitchen, well it's in my front room, til maybe this time next week... I need cake... lots of it

Oh my kitchen (the room formerly known as was) spotless when I left it this morning for the fitter to do his thing.

I still need cake....

Come to mine for take away?

although I do have clean plates now though and cutlery!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Can you keep the noise down I'm still in bed

*cranks music up one more notch*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm way too busy (by busy I mean lazy) to do housework.Paying someone else to do it is a better option by far!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Can you keep the noise down I'm still in bed

*cranks music up one more notch*

Not fucking abba again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find a slave for naked cleaning will always do as you tell them and sit back with a slice of cake a brew and just enjoy the day go by.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"I spent the most of last weekend gutting my kitchen (alone) and I am now without a kitchen, well it's in my front room, til maybe this time next week... I need cake... lots of it

Oh my kitchen (the room formerly known as was) spotless when I left it this morning for the fitter to do his thing.

I still need cake....

Come to mine for take away?

although I do have clean plates now though and cutlery! "

If you were closer... i wouldn't hesitate... lucky for me we have gorgeous weather so picnics and BBQ's it is... Woo hoo a week to be a genuine animal slob pig

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

I have far from finished but it's definitely better than it was!! Thank you all for your encouragement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm way too busy (by busy I mean lazy) to do housework.Paying someone else to do it is a better option by far!!

And this is what will make me rich!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm way too busy (by busy I mean lazy) to do housework.Paying someone else to do it is a better option by far!!

And this is what will make me rich!!

More than happy to help someone else get rich if it means I don't have to do housework

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have far from finished but it's definitely better than it was!! Thank you all for your encouragement

Go on Peach, you can do it, get on your hands and knees and get right into those cracks and crevices!

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