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Do women even know what they want

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There is a woman in my local area who says that 'chivalry is a turn on' in her bio

So I dropped her message telling her how I 'abide to the rules and customs of medieval knighthood' and 'if she ever wanted to challenge me to a joust, I'd be up for it as soon as my horse is off heat'

She deleted the message and never replied.

Don't get you women sometimes. Riddles wrapped in enigmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she just didnt like the cut of your jib

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what I want and who I want

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe she just didnt like the cut of your jib"

There is nothing wrong with sails, a true knight would have shown her that, given the chance

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"There is a woman in my local area who says that 'chivalry is a turn on' in her bio

So I dropped her message telling her how I 'abide to the rules and customs of medieval knighthood' and 'if she ever wanted to challenge me to a joust, I'd be up for it as soon as my horse is off heat'

She deleted the message and never replied.

Don't get you women sometimes. Riddles wrapped in enigmas

"

maybe she was washing her armour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what I want

I know who I want

I know how to get what I want

I know it doesn't always work

I know I have to have patience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a woman in my local area who says that 'chivalry is a turn on' in her bio

So I dropped her message telling her how I 'abide to the rules and customs of medieval knighthood' and 'if she ever wanted to challenge me to a joust, I'd be up for it as soon as my horse is off heat'

She deleted the message and never replied.

Don't get you women sometimes. Riddles wrapped in enigmas

"

Clearly she should be courted not jousted?! Amateur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know what I want and who I want "
you can't have me

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Maybe she doesn't agree with what chivalry is now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a woman in my local area who says that 'chivalry is a turn on' in her bio

So I dropped her message telling her how I 'abide to the rules and customs of medieval knighthood' and 'if she ever wanted to challenge me to a joust, I'd be up for it as soon as my horse is off heat'

She deleted the message and never replied.

Don't get you women sometimes. Riddles wrapped in enigmas

"

Perhaps you should have/not have added a pic of your lance to the message

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is a woman in my local area who says that 'chivalry is a turn on' in her bio

So I dropped her message telling her how I 'abide to the rules and customs of medieval knighthood' and 'if she ever wanted to challenge me to a joust, I'd be up for it as soon as my horse is off heat'

She deleted the message and never replied.

Don't get you women sometimes. Riddles wrapped in enigmas

Clearly she should be courted not jousted?! Amateur "

Clearly I have much to learn

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"I know what I want and who I want you can't have me "

Alas the discussion gets serious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is a woman in my local area who says that 'chivalry is a turn on' in her bio

So I dropped her message telling her how I 'abide to the rules and customs of medieval knighthood' and 'if she ever wanted to challenge me to a joust, I'd be up for it as soon as my horse is off heat'

She deleted the message and never replied.

Don't get you women sometimes. Riddles wrapped in enigmas

Perhaps you should have/not have added a pic of your lance to the message "

Yea I do remember a thread where a woman was saying how men only send dick pics and never read their profile or something like, I don't know I wasn't really paying attention to her. Cracking norks though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She had a better offer from a White Knight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Understanding women.

Total cure for cancer.

Food that makes you thin.

A pill that makes you intelligent.

If anyone can do any of the above will have, God status.

Just go about your daily life accepting that some mysteries will never get solved.

I'm just going to sit back a receive the usual verbal slap on the face. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how many cakes there are to choose from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably thought you were being sarcastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a woman in my local area who says that 'chivalry is a turn on' in her bio

So I dropped her message telling her how I 'abide to the rules and customs of medieval knighthood' and 'if she ever wanted to challenge me to a joust, I'd be up for it as soon as my horse is off heat'

She deleted the message and never replied.

Don't get you women sometimes. Riddles wrapped in enigmas

"

Haha this cracked me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably thought you were being sarcastic "

No deadly serious, I would have jousted her good style

Bitches love Jousting

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