FabSwingers.com forum: Chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Best and worst chat up lines... i bet you guys and girls have had the experience of crap chat up lines... lets here them

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Gizzashagyabitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you sit in sugar? Cos your ass is sweeeeet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gizzashagyabitch "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in the van.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Gizzashagyabitch

See? It works.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahaaa that did make me smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get in the van."

Did you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you sit in sugar? Cos your ass is sweeeeet!"

That did make me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best and worst chat up lines... i bet you guys and girls have had the experience of crap chat up lines... lets here them "
your tights are laddered is that the stairway to heaven

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best and worst chat up lines... i bet you guys and girls have had the experience of crap chat up lines... lets here them your tights are laddered is that the stairway to heaven"

That was pretty painful dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you sit in sugar? Cos your ass is sweeeeet!"

That's mine thief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best and worst chat up lines... i bet you guys and girls have had the experience of crap chat up lines... lets here them your tights are laddered is that the stairway to heaven

That was pretty painful dude"
exactly or are you just collecting a few to try them out see if they work ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a go on you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a go on you? "
of course you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a go on me...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Today I had "You wanna park by my lorry and flash and tease me then...'

I didn't read further.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best and worst chat up lines... i bet you guys and girls have had the experience of crap chat up lines... lets here them your tights are laddered is that the stairway to heaven

That was pretty painful dudeexactly or are you just collecting a few to try them out see if they work ?"

Haha nah dude one liners and crap chat up lines arnt my thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best and worst chat up lines... i bet you guys and girls have had the experience of crap chat up lines... lets here them your tights are laddered is that the stairway to heaven

That was pretty painful dudeexactly or are you just collecting a few to try them out see if they work ?

Haha nah dude one liners and crap chat up lines arnt my thing"
you asked the question ,I dont use chat up lines either really but they can work ,generally anything that makes a woman laugh gets her attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a go on you? of course you can "

lol generous of you

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By *oppy87Man
over a year ago

North West

Hi, I have huge feet.

(Worst by the way)

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By *oppy87Man
over a year ago

North West

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Jokeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish you were a bike, so I could ride you like I stole you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a camera? Cos you make me smile

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Did you hear about the polar bear?.... It broke the ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not tonight Josephine!, reverse psychology works a treat on most females

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fuck on first dates?

Does your dad own a brewery?

Can I feel your tits?

Or will you show em to me?

Cause you've got a nice face, and you look pretty honest, my face is leaving in quarter of an hour. I'd like you to be on it.

Credit: Kevin Wilson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a guy once who would beckon over a woman with his little finger and then say "if my finger can make you come then imagine what the rest of me could do". It didn't work but it did earn him a slap on at least one occasion.

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