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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Someone to do the hoovering, I can offer you food and a massage in return.

Anyone else fancy a trade off?

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By *helucifereffectMan
over a year ago

york

I'll put forward my hoovering services for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like hoovering.

If someone could come do my staff rota I could run them a bath and light some candles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would but I am terribly tired after work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to do the hoovering, I can offer you food and a massage in return.

Anyone else fancy a trade off? "

I'll hoover and offer you a massage too...in return some good company x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I quite like hoovering.

If someone could come do my staff rota I could run them a bath and light some candles? "

Oh I love a staff rota, I'll do it from the tub whilst you hoover

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By *helucifereffectMan
over a year ago

york

How about I run you the bath and light the candles before I start to hoover

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll put forward my hoovering services for sure

Henry is waiting for you

What food would you like?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I would but I am terribly tired after work

Come have a cuddle

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Someone to do the hoovering, I can offer you food and a massage in return.

Anyone else fancy a trade off?

I'll hoover and offer you a massage too...in return some good company x"

Sounds like a plan, I'm not great company though....I talk nonsense

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By *helucifereffectMan
over a year ago

york

I'm easily pleased surprise me with a fillet steak and some green beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dyson is ace and I've just emptied it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to do the hoovering, I can offer you food and a massage in return.

Anyone else fancy a trade off?

I'll hoover and offer you a massage too...in return some good company x

Sounds like a plan, I'm not great company though....I talk nonsense "

How's your sign language?

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Could someone finish this work report for me... I've been fab-stracted all afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could someone finish this work report for me... I've been fab-stracted all afternoon

Will you take me out for a run if I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could shake and vac and put the freshness back.

In other news I just had the most epic ladywank!

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Could someone finish this work report for me... I've been fab-stracted all afternoon

Will you take me out for a run if I do?"

I will take you out even if you don't

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"My dyson is ace and I've just emptied it "

The relief of emptying your load

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I could shake and vac and put the freshness back.

In other news I just had the most epic ladywank!

I'm counting down to lady wank time

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"I could shake and vac and put the freshness back.

In other news I just had the most epic ladywank!

I'm counting down to lady wank time

Is there a difference between the styles of lady wank vs girly wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could shake and vac and put the freshness back.

In other news I just had the most epic ladywank!

I'm counting down to lady wank time

Obviously I wasn't working today. Just to clarify.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could shake and vac and put the freshness back.

In other news I just had the most epic ladywank!

I'm counting down to lady wank time

Obviously I wasn't working today. Just to clarify.

I need someone to hold the camera whilst I have my ladywank

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"I could shake and vac and put the freshness back.

In other news I just had the most epic ladywank!

I'm counting down to lady wank time

Obviously I wasn't working today. Just to clarify.

I need someone to hold the camera whilst I have my ladywank

Could loan you my tripod

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I can hoover like a dyson a few different ways

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By *ittle miss belleWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had a stupid allergic reaction to pesto! My lip is swollen and needs kissed better.

I can offer a spoonful of my ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had a stupid allergic reaction to pesto! My lip is swollen and needs kissed better.

I can offer a spoonful of my ice cream

Pesto wishes for your speedy recovery

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"I just had a stupid allergic reaction to pesto! My lip is swollen and needs kissed better.

I can offer a spoonful of my ice cream

I shall take that offer and raise you a suck on my hazelnut magnum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had a stupid allergic reaction to pesto! My lip is swollen and needs kissed better.

I can offer a spoonful of my ice cream

Pesto wishes for your speedy recovery

God damn it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I want is someone to join me in the restaurant. Fed up of eating alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a great big hug feeling very down tonight the tears are rolling x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really need someone to cook for me, I do it all the time and tonight, I really don't feel like it.

Will swap prepared food for sexual favours or alternative household chores than cooking.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I just had a stupid allergic reaction to pesto! My lip is swollen and needs kissed better.

I can offer a spoonful of my ice cream

Pesto wishes for your speedy recovery

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Just a great big hug feeling very down tonight the tears are rolling x"

Im there with you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a great big hug feeling very down tonight the tears are rolling x"

((((Hugs))))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a great big hug feeling very down tonight the tears are rolling x

Im there with you xxx"

((((Hugs))))

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Just a great big hug feeling very down tonight the tears are rolling x

Im there with you xxx

((((Hugs))))"

Go onto the smiles and hug thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a great big hug feeling very down tonight the tears are rolling x"

Tried sending you hug. Filter won't let me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to do the hoovering, I can offer you food and a massage in return.

Anyone else fancy a trade off? "
depends where you are but no problem hoovering here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will Hoover for you if you can come win the argument with my 3year old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to do the hoovering, I can offer you food and a massage in return.

Anyone else fancy a trade off? "

Trick is to get your mother to babysit once a week and the house magically transforms

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"I will Hoover for you if you can come win the argument with my 3year old

Don't it's a trap!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A all over massage, some dinner , a cup of tea, a holiday and a haircut

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I will Hoover for you if you can come win the argument with my 3year old

All in a days work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a great big hug feeling very down tonight the tears are rolling x

Im there with you xxx"

Snuggles on the sofa? Xxx

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"I just had a stupid allergic reaction to pesto! My lip is swollen and needs kissed better.

I can offer a spoonful of my ice cream

If it's Oreo ice cream you gave a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A foot spa my feet are killing me

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

A poo.... or it's just a big fart. Either way it's pretty uncomfortable

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By *ellblessMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

Some rose wine and some female company to flirt with x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll hoover all day long. Dusting is my nemesis, any takers?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll hoover all day long. Dusting is my nemesis, any takers?

I need you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Providing it's got a good suck then I quite enjoy hoovering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will Hoover for you if you can come win the argument with my 3year old

Don't it's a trap!!!!!!

Damn you

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"I will Hoover for you if you can come win the argument with my 3year old

Don't it's a trap!!!!!!

Damn you

Ha ha

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