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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If I was lucky enough to have you for company, what could I expect?

Is there a particular dish you'd cook me? A book you'd read aloud to me from? A poem that you'd introduce me to? A song you'd put on to listen or dance to? A movie that we would cuddle up and watch? Or something else?

I appreciate it shouldn't be about what you'd do for me, but I'm feeling in need of being indulged, treated, and fussed over. I promise I'll be very grateful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have the tv remote if I can't find anything interesting to watch

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Gin and cheese.

Girly talks and some spotify hunting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't cook sweetie, so we'd get a movie and a takeaway, whilst laid in bed cuddling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three course dinner, home cooked, Champagne, hot tub and massage service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was lucky enough to have you for company, what could I expect?

Is there a particular dish you'd cook me? A book you'd read aloud to me from? A poem that you'd introduce me to? A song you'd put on to listen or dance to? A movie that we would cuddle up and watch? Or something else?

I appreciate it shouldn't be about what you'd do for me, but I'm feeling in need of being indulged, treated, and fussed over. I promise I'll be very grateful "

Let's have a bottle of chilled prosecco sat in the sunshine in my garden. I will then get us some nibbles, some homemade breads, meats, olives, cheese and a Greek salad. I will then give you a slice of chocolate cake that I baked for you especially.

Once then sun has gone in we can go indoors and snuggle on the sofa with a bottle or two of wine, some comedies and some crisps x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was lucky enough to have you for company, what could I expect?

Is there a particular dish you'd cook me? A book you'd read aloud to me from? A poem that you'd introduce me to? A song you'd put on to listen or dance to? A movie that we would cuddle up and watch? Or something else?

I appreciate it shouldn't be about what you'd do for me, but I'm feeling in need of being indulged, treated, and fussed over. I promise I'll be very grateful

Let's have a bottle of chilled prosecco sat in the sunshine in my garden. I will then get us some nibbles, some homemade breads, meats, olives, cheese and a Greek salad. I will then give you a slice of chocolate cake that I baked for you especially.

Once then sun has gone in we can go indoors and snuggle on the sofa with a bottle or two of wine, some comedies and some crisps x"

Well that just sounds brilliant... can I steal you once she's done with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can have the tv remote if I can't find anything interesting to watch"

lmfaoooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make you a cup of tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill bring my guitar and serenade you. Only songs you love and will join in with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pear, walnut blue and blue cheese salad for a lovely hot day. Some sparkling champagne. The poems of Ted Hughes or e e cummings, followed by Il Postino ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont have any decent books currently but I do have the latest Lakeland catalogue so we could browse kitchen gadgetry together

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I will share my housework with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well for the food I'm not a bad cook...so anything you desire. And I have the kodi box so loads of films for you to choose....poetry I'm shite at but have i mentioned I have a great coffee machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was lucky enough to have you for company, what could I expect?

Is there a particular dish you'd cook me? A book you'd read aloud to me from? A poem that you'd introduce me to? A song you'd put on to listen or dance to? A movie that we would cuddle up and watch? Or something else?

I appreciate it shouldn't be about what you'd do for me, but I'm feeling in need of being indulged, treated, and fussed over. I promise I'll be very grateful

Let's have a bottle of chilled prosecco sat in the sunshine in my garden. I will then get us some nibbles, some homemade breads, meats, olives, cheese and a Greek salad. I will then give you a slice of chocolate cake that I baked for you especially.

Once then sun has gone in we can go indoors and snuggle on the sofa with a bottle or two of wine, some comedies and some crisps x

Well that just sounds brilliant... can I steal you once she's done with you? "

It's a girly sleepover sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can have the tv remote if I can't find anything interesting to watch"

That's pretty awesome! Tell me when you've finished measuring your cock, I know that's what you really meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont have any decent books currently but I do have the latest Lakeland catalogue so we could browse kitchen gadgetry together "

oh I say you kinky bitch Plastic shiny plastic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gin and cheese.

Girly talks and some spotify hunting "

Ooooft! Yeah!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd let you snuggle on my second sofa, with one of the dogs. I'd be on the other one, snoring my head off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can have the tv remote if I can't find anything interesting to watch

That's pretty awesome! Tell me when you've finished measuring your cock, I know that's what you really meant "

No point, they don't sell miniture remotes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't cook sweetie, so we'd get a movie and a takeaway, whilst laid in bed cuddling "

That's fine by me! What takeout are we getting - I love everything! - and what movie?

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

On a warm night, a blanket and somewhere where the sky is full of stars.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Three course dinner, home cooked, Champagne, hot tub and massage service "

Nice work! Are you cooking? What am I eating? Yum!!

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By *ambscouple2015Couple
over a year ago

Not in Wisbech but near


"I appreciate it shouldn't be about what you'd do for me, but I'm feeling in need of being indulged, treated, and fussed over. I promise I'll be very grateful "

Well if it was to be all about you then it would have to be that I would be your personal slave with no request being denied for the entire evening and would be expecting absolutely nothing in return as it would be all about you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was lucky enough to have you for company, what could I expect?

Is there a particular dish you'd cook me? A book you'd read aloud to me from? A poem that you'd introduce me to? A song you'd put on to listen or dance to? A movie that we would cuddle up and watch? Or something else?

I appreciate it shouldn't be about what you'd do for me, but I'm feeling in need of being indulged, treated, and fussed over. I promise I'll be very grateful

Let's have a bottle of chilled prosecco sat in the sunshine in my garden. I will then get us some nibbles, some homemade breads, meats, olives, cheese and a Greek salad. I will then give you a slice of chocolate cake that I baked for you especially.

Once then sun has gone in we can go indoors and snuggle on the sofa with a bottle or two of wine, some comedies and some crisps x"

I'm sold! This sounds glorious. You did good!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Well that just sounds brilliant... can I steal you once she's done with you? "

It was good, wasn't it?!

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

I do love a picnic, so weather ( and outdoor space) permitting, a selection of home made goodies and wine.

Poems by Shelley or Rudyard Kipling.

Massage available on request

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was lucky enough to have you for company, what could I expect?

Is there a particular dish you'd cook me? A book you'd read aloud to me from? A poem that you'd introduce me to? A song you'd put on to listen or dance to? A movie that we would cuddle up and watch? Or something else?

I appreciate it shouldn't be about what you'd do for me, but I'm feeling in need of being indulged, treated, and fussed over. I promise I'll be very grateful

Let's have a bottle of chilled prosecco sat in the sunshine in my garden. I will then get us some nibbles, some homemade breads, meats, olives, cheese and a Greek salad. I will then give you a slice of chocolate cake that I baked for you especially.

Once then sun has gone in we can go indoors and snuggle on the sofa with a bottle or two of wine, some comedies and some crisps x

I'm sold! This sounds glorious. You did good!"

I'm hungry now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can have the tv remote if I can't find anything interesting to watch

lmfaoooo "

Sometimes though this is the epitome of romance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make you a cup of tea!"

Lovely, splash of milk - no sugar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ill bring my guitar and serenade you. Only songs you love and will join in with. "

Rap guitar it is then! Awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Three course dinner, home cooked, Champagne, hot tub and massage service

Nice work! Are you cooking? What am I eating? Yum!! "

Home made chicken liver pate

Mozzarella Chicken with a cherry tomato sauce and saute potatoes

Creme Brulee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pear, walnut blue and blue cheese salad for a lovely hot day. Some sparkling champagne. The poems of Ted Hughes or e e cummings, followed by Il Postino ??"

Jeeeeez that's actually so inc_edibly me! My godparents live on the island where Il Postino was filmed. And excellent poet choices

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dont have any decent books currently but I do have the latest Lakeland catalogue so we could browse kitchen gadgetry together "

I do that when my Lakeland catalogue arrives! It's porn! Winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can have the tv remote if I can't find anything interesting to watch

lmfaoooo

Sometimes though this is the epitome of romance "

In my world this is almost a marriage proposal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will share my housework with you "

Yay! Turn the music up and let's go! I like to housework to The Specials

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if you came round to my flat now we could share last night's pizza, and I've half a bottle of left. When my shopping arrives you can help me put it all away then your getting kicked out so I can have my bath n go to bed.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Three course dinner, home cooked, Champagne, hot tub and massage service

Nice work! Are you cooking? What am I eating? Yum!!

Home made chicken liver pate

Mozzarella Chicken with a cherry tomato sauce and saute potatoes

Creme Brulee"

That sounds yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well for the food I'm not a bad cook...so anything you desire. And I have the kodi box so loads of films for you to choose....poetry I'm shite at but have i mentioned I have a great coffee machine "

I a good coffee

And homecooked food, yeah!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dont have any decent books currently but I do have the latest Lakeland catalogue so we could browse kitchen gadgetry together

oh I say you kinky bitch Plastic shiny plastic "

She's got taste

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Sat in the park on a nice sunny day, 3 quid meal deal, sharing an earphone listing to some tunes whilst watching the world go by.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd let you snuggle on my second sofa, with one of the dogs. I'd be on the other one, snoring my head off. "

That sounds perfect. I miss seeing my parents' dogsters so would be happy to snuggle yours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can have the tv remote if I can't find anything interesting to watch

That's pretty awesome! Tell me when you've finished measuring your cock, I know that's what you really meant

No point, they don't sell miniture remotes "

bless you!

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By *Ollyinone.Man
over a year ago

Warks.

Pick a cook book, lets pop to the shop. Trolley race of course and then cook together, try to keep the wine out the food by using our mouths and talk absolute nonsense until aforementioned wine makes it sensical.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On a warm night, a blanket and somewhere where the sky is full of stars."

So romantic! Stargazing, can you name them for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well for the food I'm not a bad cook...so anything you desire. And I have the kodi box so loads of films for you to choose....poetry I'm shite at but have i mentioned I have a great coffee machine

I a good coffee

And homecooked food, yeah!!"

Well that's the weekend sorted out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I appreciate it shouldn't be about what you'd do for me, but I'm feeling in need of being indulged, treated, and fussed over. I promise I'll be very grateful

Well if it was to be all about you then it would have to be that I would be your personal slave with no request being denied for the entire evening and would be expecting absolutely nothing in return as it would be all about you. "

Oooooh hello! That made me all perky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Three course dinner, home cooked, Champagne, hot tub and massage service

Nice work! Are you cooking? What am I eating? Yum!!

Home made chicken liver pate

Mozzarella Chicken with a cherry tomato sauce and saute potatoes

Creme Brulee That sounds yummy "

I can be booked for home delivery....if Estrella doesn't book first (she asked first )

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By *ickstributerMan
over a year ago

Ocala/Belleview/mayo

Option(G): all of the above! Or, if you're game, a "Redneck ..B.B.Q."..(A bottle and a bucket of chicken!) And chill.. kinda night? I DO offer cookies: but Skittles and Reese's must be earned! Then, of course... Me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do love a picnic, so weather ( and outdoor space) permitting, a selection of home made goodies and wine.

Poems by Shelley or Rudyard Kipling.

Massage available on request "

Deal!! And yes to the massage, please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'm sold! This sounds glorious. You did good! I'm hungry now "

Me too!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Three course dinner, home cooked, Champagne, hot tub and massage service

Nice work! Are you cooking? What am I eating? Yum!!

Home made chicken liver pate

Mozzarella Chicken with a cherry tomato sauce and saute potatoes

Creme Brulee"

Oooooft! *drools*

Spot on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can have the tv remote if I can't find anything interesting to watch

lmfaoooo

Sometimes though this is the epitome of romance

In my world this is almost a marriage proposal "

I do!

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By *ambscouple2015Couple
over a year ago

Not in Wisbech but near


"I appreciate it shouldn't be about what you'd do for me, but I'm feeling in need of being indulged, treated, and fussed over. I promise I'll be very grateful

Well if it was to be all about you then it would have to be that I would be your personal slave with no request being denied for the entire evening and would be expecting absolutely nothing in return as it would be all about you.

Oooooh hello! That made me all perky! "

As you can tell Mrs CC has me well trained

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well if you came round to my flat now we could share last night's pizza, and I've half a bottle of left. When my shopping arrives you can help me put it all away then your getting kicked out so I can have my bath n go to bed.

PTU xxx"

Hahaha!! Love it PTU!

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"On a warm night, a blanket and somewhere where the sky is full of stars.

So romantic! Stargazing, can you name them for me? "

Can I say the brightest, loveliest one is called Estella and she always seems to shine so bright? ,;)

I realise I'm on the edge of bring cheesy lop

But yes. Can name a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Three course dinner, home cooked, Champagne, hot tub and massage service

Nice work! Are you cooking? What am I eating? Yum!!

Home made chicken liver pate

Mozzarella Chicken with a cherry tomato sauce and saute potatoes

Creme Brulee That sounds yummy

I can be booked for home delivery....if Estrella doesn't book first (she asked first )"

if Estella agrees, I'll pay your petrol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sat in the park on a nice sunny day, 3 quid meal deal, sharing an earphone listing to some tunes whilst watching the world go by. "

Sounds fabulous. I love earphone sharing. And people watching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Three course dinner, home cooked, Champagne, hot tub and massage service

Nice work! Are you cooking? What am I eating? Yum!!

Home made chicken liver pate

Mozzarella Chicken with a cherry tomato sauce and saute potatoes

Creme Brulee

Oooooft! *drools*

Spot on! "

Available for home bookings

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"On a warm night, a blanket and somewhere where the sky is full of stars.

So romantic! Stargazing, can you name them for me?

Can I say the brightest, loveliest one is called Estella and she always seems to shine so bright? ,;)

I realise I'm on the edge of bring cheesy lop

But yes. Can name a few"

Bring cheesy lop! Ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pick a cook book, lets pop to the shop. Trolley race of course and then cook together, try to keep the wine out the food by using our mouths and talk absolute nonsense until aforementioned wine makes it sensical."

Oh my! I fantasise about cooking with someone. Adorable! I'm sold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well for the food I'm not a bad cook...so anything you desire. And I have the kodi box so loads of films for you to choose....poetry I'm shite at but have i mentioned I have a great coffee machine

I a good coffee

And homecooked food, yeah!!

Well that's the weekend sorted out "

Yeah baby!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Three course dinner, home cooked, Champagne, hot tub and massage service

Nice work! Are you cooking? What am I eating? Yum!!

Home made chicken liver pate

Mozzarella Chicken with a cherry tomato sauce and saute potatoes

Creme Brulee That sounds yummy

I can be booked for home delivery....if Estrella doesn't book first (she asked first )"

We should have a dinner party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have several episodes of Peppa Pig and some leftover Easter Eggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Option(G): all of the above! Or, if you're game, a "Redneck ..B.B.Q."..(A bottle and a bucket of chicken!) And chill.. kinda night? I DO offer cookies: but Skittles and Reese's must be earned! Then, of course... Me!"

Sounds like a plan! Chicken bucket? Phwoaaaar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fine bag of pork scratching washed down with some rough cider.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I appreciate it shouldn't be about what you'd do for me, but I'm feeling in need of being indulged, treated, and fussed over. I promise I'll be very grateful

Well if it was to be all about you then it would have to be that I would be your personal slave with no request being denied for the entire evening and would be expecting absolutely nothing in return as it would be all about you.

Oooooh hello! That made me all perky!

As you can tell Mrs CC has me well trained "

I can! Lucky lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On a warm night, a blanket and somewhere where the sky is full of stars.

So romantic! Stargazing, can you name them for me?

Can I say the brightest, loveliest one is called Estella and she always seems to shine so bright? ,;)

I realise I'm on the edge of bring cheesy lop

But yes. Can name a few"

Awww that's super cute

Love a bit of cheese

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

a nice take away, while we are waiting for the order, stick a film on the dvd (your choice.

watch film n eat, then a hot bath with loadsa suds followed by a nice long slow sensual massage from me to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Three course dinner, home cooked, Champagne, hot tub and massage service

Nice work! Are you cooking? What am I eating? Yum!!

Home made chicken liver pate

Mozzarella Chicken with a cherry tomato sauce and saute potatoes

Creme Brulee That sounds yummy

I can be booked for home delivery....if Estrella doesn't book first (she asked first ) if Estella agrees, I'll pay your petrol "

Go for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Three course dinner, home cooked, Champagne, hot tub and massage service

Nice work! Are you cooking? What am I eating? Yum!!

Home made chicken liver pate

Mozzarella Chicken with a cherry tomato sauce and saute potatoes

Creme Brulee

Oooooft! *drools*

Spot on!

Available for home bookings "

Yeah!!

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By *harliehobbesMan
over a year ago

Vlissingen

Indonesian food, because it's the Dutch equivalent of Curry for you guys and it's delicious.

As long as there is cuddling up I'll watch any movie! (bonus points for old movies)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I have loads of chicken from last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On a warm night, a blanket and somewhere where the sky is full of stars.

So romantic! Stargazing, can you name them for me?

Can I say the brightest, loveliest one is called Estella and she always seems to shine so bright? ,;)

I realise I'm on the edge of bring cheesy lop

But yes. Can name a few

Bring cheesy lop! Ffs "

I got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have several episodes of Peppa Pig and some leftover Easter Eggs"

Oink! That could work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A fine bag of pork scratching washed down with some rough cider.

"

Typical Tuesday for me. Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Three course dinner, home cooked, Champagne, hot tub and massage service

Nice work! Are you cooking? What am I eating? Yum!!

Home made chicken liver pate

Mozzarella Chicken with a cherry tomato sauce and saute potatoes

Creme Brulee That sounds yummy

I can be booked for home delivery....if Estrella doesn't book first (she asked first ) if Estella agrees, I'll pay your petrol

Go for it "

I can cook for both of you if you like, it would be a pleasure x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a nice take away, while we are waiting for the order, stick a film on the dvd (your choice.

watch film n eat, then a hot bath with loadsa suds followed by a nice long slow sensual massage from me to you"

Oooh you've made me blush Mr Pink lovely

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"On a warm night, a blanket and somewhere where the sky is full of stars.

So romantic! Stargazing, can you name them for me?

Can I say the brightest, loveliest one is called Estella and she always seems to shine so bright? ,;)

I realise I'm on the edge of bring cheesy lop

But yes. Can name a few

Awww that's super cute

Love a bit of cheese "

And if the space station flies over we can wave and laugh pretending we can be seen from space

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Indonesian food, because it's the Dutch equivalent of Curry for you guys and it's delicious.

As long as there is cuddling up I'll watch any movie! (bonus points for old movies)

"

I love a classic movie and the food sounds awesome. Let's do it!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'll pick you up and drive you to Shrewsbury whilst blaring cheesy songs. On the way we can get food. All the food. And sexy lingerie if that's what you're wanting. And then I'll drop you off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I have loads of chicken from last night "

Nods. Are you offering me your cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On a warm night, a blanket and somewhere where the sky is full of stars.

So romantic! Stargazing, can you name them for me?

Can I say the brightest, loveliest one is called Estella and she always seems to shine so bright? ,;)

I realise I'm on the edge of bring cheesy lop

But yes. Can name a few

Awww that's super cute

Love a bit of cheese

And if the space station flies over we can wave and laugh pretending we can be seen from space"

What fun!

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over a year ago


"Well I have loads of chicken from last night

Nods. Are you offering me your cock? "

That's fowl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll pick you up and drive you to Shrewsbury whilst blaring cheesy songs. On the way we can get food. All the food. And sexy lingerie if that's what you're wanting. And then I'll drop you off. "

You are too much! Love this. Except, I'd rather you came in - we need a buffer for our awkward shy and hella knows we both want to sex you up.

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over a year ago


"Well I have loads of chicken from last night

Nods. Are you offering me your cock?

That's fowl "

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"On a warm night, a blanket and somewhere where the sky is full of stars.

So romantic! Stargazing, can you name them for me?

Can I say the brightest, loveliest one is called Estella and she always seems to shine so bright? ,;)

I realise I'm on the edge of bring cheesy lop

But yes. Can name a few

Awww that's super cute

Love a bit of cheese

And if the space station flies over we can wave and laugh pretending we can be seen from space

What fun! "

And the next time it flies over we van hide under the blanket

That'll confuse them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I have loads of chicken from last night

Nods. Are you offering me your cock?

That's fowl

"

Or Coq

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On a warm night, a blanket and somewhere where the sky is full of stars.

So romantic! Stargazing, can you name them for me?

Can I say the brightest, loveliest one is called Estella and she always seems to shine so bright? ,;)

I realise I'm on the edge of bring cheesy lop

But yes. Can name a few

Awww that's super cute

Love a bit of cheese

And if the space station flies over we can wave and laugh pretending we can be seen from space

What fun!

And the next time it flies over we van hide under the blanket

That'll confuse them "

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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'd bake you your favourite cake.

I'd invite, a certain salopian male, tie him to my bed and let you have your wicked way.

You don't need to share your cake.

Dick and I would leave you two up to your own devices.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I have loads of chicken from last night

Nods. Are you offering me your cock?

That's fowl

Or Coq "

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over a year ago


"If I was lucky enough to have you for company, what could I expect?

Is there a particular dish you'd cook me? A book you'd read aloud to me from? A poem that you'd introduce me to? A song you'd put on to listen or dance to? A movie that we would cuddle up and watch? Or something else?

I appreciate it shouldn't be about what you'd do for me, but I'm feeling in need of being indulged, treated, and fussed over. I promise I'll be very grateful "

I will do two bottles of prosecco a box of milk tray oooooodles of cuddles ,my eyes will never leave yours my attention will be focused on you and we could watch the escort a surprisingly good film you'll love it

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over a year ago


"I'd bake you your favourite cake.

I'd invite, a certain salopian male, tie him to my bed and let you have your wicked way.

You don't need to share your cake.

Dick and I would leave you two up to your own devices.

"

Red!! This sounds amazing. But can't you and Dick come and play too?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Gin and cheese.

Girly talks and some spotify hunting

Ooooft! Yeah!! "

We can perv too, I'll bring chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was lucky enough to have you for company, what could I expect?

Is there a particular dish you'd cook me? A book you'd read aloud to me from? A poem that you'd introduce me to? A song you'd put on to listen or dance to? A movie that we would cuddle up and watch? Or something else?

I appreciate it shouldn't be about what you'd do for me, but I'm feeling in need of being indulged, treated, and fussed over. I promise I'll be very grateful I will do two bottles of prosecco a box of milk tray oooooodles of cuddles ,my eyes will never leave yours my attention will be focused on you and we could watch the escort a surprisingly good film you'll love it "

Lush

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over a year ago


"Gin and cheese.

Girly talks and some spotify hunting

Ooooft! Yeah!!

We can perv too, I'll bring chocolate "

Perving with you would no doubt be hilarious. And dangerous.

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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I'd bake you your favourite cake.

I'd invite, a certain salopian male, tie him to my bed and let you have your wicked way.

You don't need to share your cake.

Dick and I would leave you two up to your own devices.

Red!! This sounds amazing. But can't you and Dick come and play too? "

If you'd like us too x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Gin and cheese.

Girly talks and some spotify hunting

Ooooft! Yeah!!

We can perv too, I'll bring chocolate

Perving with you would no doubt be hilarious. And dangerous. "

Oh the things I could show you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd bake you your favourite cake.

I'd invite, a certain salopian male, tie him to my bed and let you have your wicked way.

You don't need to share your cake.

Dick and I would leave you two up to your own devices.

Red!! This sounds amazing. But can't you and Dick come and play too? "

Let me know how many to cater for and you can have a banquet of Coq, Dick and Cream pudding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd bake you your favourite cake.

I'd invite, a certain salopian male, tie him to my bed and let you have your wicked way.

You don't need to share your cake.

Dick and I would leave you two up to your own devices.

Red!! This sounds amazing. But can't you and Dick come and play too?

If you'd like us too x "

I'd love you too! Obviously --the sexytastic couple of Shrewsbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I have loads of chicken from last night

Nods. Are you offering me your cock? "

Well until yesterday I would be offering you Mr C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gin and cheese.

Girly talks and some spotify hunting

Ooooft! Yeah!!

We can perv too, I'll bring chocolate

Perving with you would no doubt be hilarious. And dangerous.

Oh the things I could show you "

I'm sca_ed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd bake you your favourite cake.

I'd invite, a certain salopian male, tie him to my bed and let you have your wicked way.

You don't need to share your cake.

Dick and I would leave you two up to your own devices.

Red!! This sounds amazing. But can't you and Dick come and play too?

Let me know how many to cater for and you can have a banquet of Coq, Dick and Cream pudding "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I have loads of chicken from last night

Nods. Are you offering me your cock?

Well until yesterday I would be offering you Mr C "

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"On a warm night, a blanket and somewhere where the sky is full of stars.

So romantic! Stargazing, can you name them for me?

Can I say the brightest, loveliest one is called Estella and she always seems to shine so bright? ,;)

I realise I'm on the edge of bring cheesy lop

But yes. Can name a few

Awww that's super cute

Love a bit of cheese

And if the space station flies over we can wave and laugh pretending we can be seen from space

What fun!

And the next time it flies over we van hide under the blanket

That'll confuse them

"

And next time we could flash some sort of message

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Gin and cheese.

Girly talks and some spotify hunting

Ooooft! Yeah!!

We can perv too, I'll bring chocolate

Perving with you would no doubt be hilarious. And dangerous.

Oh the things I could show you

I'm sca_ed. "

Don't be sca_ed, you'll like it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll pick you up and drive you to Shrewsbury whilst blaring cheesy songs. On the way we can get food. All the food. And sexy lingerie if that's what you're wanting. And then I'll drop you off.

You are too much! Love this. Except, I'd rather you came in - we need a buffer for our awkward shy and hella knows we both want to sex you up. "

Shush, there will be time to sex me up later. I'll hand you a condom as a buffer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd let you snuggle on my second sofa, with one of the dogs. I'd be on the other one, snoring my head off.

That sounds perfect. I miss seeing my parents' dogsters so would be happy to snuggle yours. "

I'll even give you the dog that doesn't fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if you came round to my flat now we could share last night's pizza, and I've half a bottle of left. When my shopping arrives you can help me put it all away then your getting kicked out so I can have my bath n go to bed.

PTU xxx

Hahaha!! Love it PTU! "

You know me nothing gets in the way of my bath n bed. xxx

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I still have that beetroot for you and sure I'll leave you watch Gone With The Wind here while I'm gone to the pub for a few hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll pick you up and drive you to Shrewsbury whilst blaring cheesy songs. On the way we can get food. All the food. And sexy lingerie if that's what you're wanting. And then I'll drop you off.

You are too much! Love this. Except, I'd rather you came in - we need a buffer for our awkward shy and hella knows we both want to sex you up.

Shush, there will be time to sex me up later. I'll hand you a condom as a buffer. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I still have that beetroot for you and sure I'll leave you watch Gone With The Wind here while I'm gone to the pub for a few hours "

You don't *give* a damn! I'm in for the beetroot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd let you snuggle on my second sofa, with one of the dogs. I'd be on the other one, snoring my head off.

That sounds perfect. I miss seeing my parents' dogsters so would be happy to snuggle yours.

I'll even give you the dog that doesn't fart "

Oh I can handle the horsy dog farts! It's like training for getting a boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well if you came round to my flat now we could share last night's pizza, and I've half a bottle of left. When my shopping arrives you can help me put it all away then your getting kicked out so I can have my bath n go to bed.

PTU xxx

Hahaha!! Love it PTU!

You know me nothing gets in the way of my bath n bed. xxx"

True story

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gin and cheese.

Girly talks and some spotify hunting

Ooooft! Yeah!!

We can perv too, I'll bring chocolate

Perving with you would no doubt be hilarious. And dangerous.

Oh the things I could show you

I'm sca_ed.

Don't be sca_ed, you'll like it "

I think I will.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

And if the space station flies over we can wave and laugh pretending we can be seen from space

What fun!

And the next time it flies over we van hide under the blanket

That'll confuse them

And next time we could flash some sort of message "

How intriguing

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West


"I still have that beetroot for you and sure I'll leave you watch Gone With The Wind here while I'm gone to the pub for a few hours

You don't *give* a damn! I'm in for the beetroot "

Sure if you're still there when I arrive back I must be doing something good xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best I've got today is a natter. If that's enough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I still have that beetroot for you and sure I'll leave you watch Gone With The Wind here while I'm gone to the pub for a few hours

You don't *give* a damn! I'm in for the beetroot

Sure if you're still there when I arrive back I must be doing something good xx "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The best I've got today is a natter. If that's enough. "

That's perfect Thank you

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"

And if the space station flies over we can wave and laugh pretending we can be seen from space

What fun!

And the next time it flies over we van hide under the blanket

That'll confuse them

And next time we could flash some sort of message

How intriguing "

Or moon them.. Bring space ppls they'd appreciate that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best I've got today is a natter. If that's enough.

That's perfect Thank you"

Your welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Estella, it would be an evening of Danny Elfman at the Royal Albert Hall, listening to all those famous film scores, like the original batman theme from the Michael Keaton film. A real jaunt through some of the eclectic range from Tim Burton's catalogue.

Followed by late drinks at The Gore Hotel on Queens Gate in its decadent wood panelled bar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Estella, it would be an evening of Danny Elfman at the Royal Albert Hall, listening to all those famous film scores, like the original batman theme from the Michael Keaton film. A real jaunt through some of the eclectic range from Tim Burton's catalogue.

Followed by late drinks at The Gore Hotel on Queens Gate in its decadent wood panelled bar.

"

Oh you know how to appeal to my sense of old school glamour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd take you out for a nice dinner and then bring you back home and keep you awake the whole night

- Mrs. J -

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over a year ago


"We'd take you out for a nice dinner and then bring you back home and keep you awake the whole night

- Mrs. J -"

Ooooerrr love it!

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By *helucifereffectMan
over a year ago

york


"Dont have any decent books currently but I do have the latest Lakeland catalogue so we could browse kitchen gadgetry together "

How about I bring the ikea catalogue and we can make a night of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dont have any decent books currently but I do have the latest Lakeland catalogue so we could browse kitchen gadgetry together

How about I bring the ikea catalogue and we can make a night of it "

What about me though?! Pfffft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hysterical literature perhaps?

You read, In You The Earth by Pablo Neruda.

I'll take care of the rest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hysterical literature perhaps?

You read, In You The Earth by Pablo Neruda.

I'll take care of the rest. "

Oh that just gave me cunt clench.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I refer the OP to my answer on the one hour with the person above thread. Although I would add I also make a mean chocolate cherry cheesecake and a cracking lemon tart as well as decent veggie curries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I refer the OP to my answer on the one hour with the person above thread. Although I would add I also make a mean chocolate cherry cheesecake and a cracking lemon tart as well as decent veggie curries."

Hell yes. I loved that answer. I want to foodie and music and natter with you. And if I can persuade you, I wanna play with your boobies too.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I refer the OP to my answer on the one hour with the person above thread. Although I would add I also make a mean chocolate cherry cheesecake and a cracking lemon tart as well as decent veggie curries.

Hell yes. I loved that answer. I want to foodie and music and natter with you. And if I can persuade you, I wanna play with your boobies too. "

If I shimmy hard enough I can make them sound like clackers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hysterical literature perhaps?

You read, In You The Earth by Pablo Neruda.

I'll take care of the rest.

Oh that just gave me cunt clench. "

It took me 20 minutes to decide on the poem.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Hysterical literature perhaps?

You read, In You The Earth by Pablo Neruda.

I'll take care of the rest.

Oh that just gave me cunt clench. "

Fabulous alliteration there darling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I refer the OP to my answer on the one hour with the person above thread. Although I would add I also make a mean chocolate cherry cheesecake and a cracking lemon tart as well as decent veggie curries.

Hell yes. I loved that answer. I want to foodie and music and natter with you. And if I can persuade you, I wanna play with your boobies too.

If I shimmy hard enough I can make them sound like clackers. "

Let's start a band!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hysterical literature perhaps?

You read, In You The Earth by Pablo Neruda.

I'll take care of the rest.

Oh that just gave me cunt clench.

Fabulous alliteration there darling.

"

I try

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hysterical literature perhaps?

You read, In You The Earth by Pablo Neruda.

I'll take care of the rest.

Oh that just gave me cunt clench.

It took me 20 minutes to decide on the poem. "

Haha! Love it. Roselet for the win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hysterical literature perhaps?

You read, In You The Earth by Pablo Neruda.

I'll take care of the rest.

Oh that just gave me cunt clench.

It took me 20 minutes to decide on the poem.

Haha! Love it. Roselet for the win "

Roselet was the deciding factor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hysterical literature perhaps?

You read, In You The Earth by Pablo Neruda.

I'll take care of the rest.

Oh that just gave me cunt clench.

It took me 20 minutes to decide on the poem.

Haha! Love it. Roselet for the win

Roselet was the deciding factor. "

I guessed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was lucky enough to have you for company, what could I expect?

Is there a particular dish you'd cook me? A book you'd read aloud to me from? A poem that you'd introduce me to? A song you'd put on to listen or dance to? A movie that we would cuddle up and watch? Or something else?

I appreciate it shouldn't be about what you'd do for me, but I'm feeling in need of being indulged, treated, and fussed over. I promise I'll be very grateful I will do two bottles of prosecco a box of milk tray oooooodles of cuddles ,my eyes will never leave yours my attention will be focused on you and we could watch the escort a surprisingly good film you'll love it

Lush "

do I win ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was lucky enough to have you for company, what could I expect?

Is there a particular dish you'd cook me? A book you'd read aloud to me from? A poem that you'd introduce me to? A song you'd put on to listen or dance to? A movie that we would cuddle up and watch? Or something else?

I appreciate it shouldn't be about what you'd do for me, but I'm feeling in need of being indulged, treated, and fussed over. I promise I'll be very grateful I will do two bottles of prosecco a box of milk tray oooooodles of cuddles ,my eyes will never leave yours my attention will be focused on you and we could watch the escort a surprisingly good film you'll love it

Lush do I win ?"

Hahaha, I'm not worth winning as such! But yes you did very well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was lucky enough to have you for company, what could I expect?

Is there a particular dish you'd cook me? A book you'd read aloud to me from? A poem that you'd introduce me to? A song you'd put on to listen or dance to? A movie that we would cuddle up and watch? Or something else?

I appreciate it shouldn't be about what you'd do for me, but I'm feeling in need of being indulged, treated, and fussed over. I promise I'll be very grateful I will do two bottles of prosecco a box of milk tray oooooodles of cuddles ,my eyes will never leave yours my attention will be focused on you and we could watch the escort a surprisingly good film you'll love it

Lush do I win ?

Hahaha, I'm not worth winning as such! But yes you did very well "

awwwww we should enact the date as I portrayed it x

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