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By *ensualguy101 OP   Man
over a year ago

Orpington

On my way to Brussels with a Swedish friend, to meet a swinging couple. Just had my bag searched at Ebbsfleet International and the contents emptied. Toys, Shibari rope, etc, all put on the table. Anyone else suffered such embarrassment care of Customs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf r u for real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On my way to Brussels with a Swedish friend, to meet a swinging couple. Just had my bag searched at Ebbsfleet International and the contents emptied. Toys, Shibari rope, etc, all put on the table. Anyone else suffered such embarrassment care of Customs? "

after what's just happened in Manchester, perhaps people will be very happy that customs are being extra diligent. If you have to remove your belt to go through, they're not really going to allow ropes, etc.

we got stopped on our way through Stansted on Saturday. We thought it was the toy collection in our hand luggage, but it was the cosmetics in the plastic bag...

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados


"On my way to Brussels with a Swedish friend, to meet a swinging couple. Just had my bag searched at Ebbsfleet International and the contents emptied. Toys, Shibari rope, etc, all put on the table. Anyone else suffered such embarrassment care of Customs?

after what's just happened in Manchester, perhaps people will be very happy that customs are being extra diligent. If you have to remove your belt to go through, they're not really going to allow ropes, etc.

we got stopped on our way through Stansted on Saturday. We thought it was the toy collection in our hand luggage, but it was the cosmetics in the plastic bag... "

I often travel with rope and had this happen. When asked what for I just look them straight in the eyes and say "I like tying women up". Why squirm yourself when you can make others squirm.

Although I did come back from San Francisco with a big metal anal hook in my luggage, that was fun seeing it on the x-ray screen as my bag went through the scanner!

-Matt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago I was travelling to join a rig in Norway

I was accompanying an overly confident lippy young guy who was about to embark on his first trip offshore....

During the process of clearing customs the guys bag was searched revealing no contraband and the Norwegian customs politely wished us well on the rest of our journey....

The lippy idiot shouted back at the customs guys indicating he was far to clever to hide his stash in his luggage...

We were both frog marched to a room and strip searched .....

True story ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many years ago I was travelling to join a rig in Norway

I was accompanying an overly confident lippy young guy who was about to embark on his first trip offshore....

During the process of clearing customs the guys bag was searched revealing no contraband and the Norwegian customs politely wished us well on the rest of our journey....

The lippy idiot shouted back at the customs guys indicating he was far to clever to hide his stash in his luggage...

We were both frog marched to a room and strip searched .....

True story ... "

But did he have anything stashed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On my way to Brussels with a Swedish friend, to meet a swinging couple. Just had my bag searched at Ebbsfleet International and the contents emptied. Toys, Shibari rope, etc, all put on the table. Anyone else suffered such embarrassment care of Customs? "

Sounds like bull shit to me

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"On my way to Brussels with a Swedish friend, to meet a swinging couple. Just had my bag searched at Ebbsfleet International and the contents emptied. Toys, Shibari rope, etc, all put on the table. Anyone else suffered such embarrassment care of Customs? "

Haha, oh no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On my way to Brussels with a Swedish friend, to meet a swinging couple. Just had my bag searched at Ebbsfleet International and the contents emptied. Toys, Shibari rope, etc, all put on the table. Anyone else suffered such embarrassment care of Customs? "

Can just imagine your face !

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"On my way to Brussels with a Swedish friend, to meet a swinging couple. Just had my bag searched at Ebbsfleet International and the contents emptied. Toys, Shibari rope, etc, all put on the table. Anyone else suffered such embarrassment care of Customs? "

Blow up doll and handcuffs at Barcelona airport

But really taking any contents like that today was a bit thoughtless

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By *ensualguy101 OP   Man
over a year ago

Orpington


"Many years ago I was travelling to join a rig in Norway

I was accompanying an overly confident lippy young guy who was about to embark on his first trip offshore....

During the process of clearing customs the guys bag was searched revealing no contraband and the Norwegian customs politely wished us well on the rest of our journey....

The lippy idiot shouted back at the customs guys indicating he was far to clever to hide his stash in his luggage...

We were both frog marched to a room and strip searched .....

True story ... "

Hilarious That was asking for trouble!

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"On my way to Brussels with a Swedish friend, to meet a swinging couple. Just had my bag searched at Ebbsfleet International and the contents emptied. Toys, Shibari rope, etc, all put on the table. Anyone else suffered such embarrassment care of Customs? "

Happy to be embarrassed for five mins, to make people feel more secure and safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was out on a stag do and something similar happened.

Never be ashamed of your preferences if you like toys you like toys, sod anyone that tries to shame you for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the things happening in the world now a days... put your toys in check in bag ... unless you dont mind the security going through everything...

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By *ensualguy101 OP   Man
over a year ago

Orpington

As Lady Danger says, better that we're all safe, giving the terrible things that happen (obviously with reference to last night but also all the other appalling terrorist attacks that happen, especially in the Middle East)

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"On my way to Brussels with a Swedish friend, to meet a swinging couple. Just had my bag searched at Ebbsfleet International and the contents emptied. Toys, Shibari rope, etc, all put on the table. Anyone else suffered such embarrassment care of Customs?

after what's just happened in Manchester, perhaps people will be very happy that customs are being extra diligent. If you have to remove your belt to go through, they're not really going to allow ropes, etc.

we got stopped on our way through Stansted on Saturday. We thought it was the toy collection in our hand luggage, but it was the cosmetics in the plastic bag... "

So it was all cosmetic in the end then?

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest


"On my way to Brussels with a Swedish friend, to meet a swinging couple. Just had my bag searched at Ebbsfleet International and the contents emptied. Toys, Shibari rope, etc, all put on the table. Anyone else suffered such embarrassment care of Customs? "

I was Ebbsfleet International I think I'd be pretty embarrassed to be calling myself Ebsfleet International

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I had my case searched on both trips in and out of USA or DR had a card put in saying they had been through it. Left it in a real mess both times, screwed up clothing etc. I dont carry toys with me

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By *tarlord6969Man
over a year ago

stockport

On the way back from Turkey the woman asked if I had any electrical items in my washbasin. "no" I said, sure of the fact I had no such items. She proceeded to have a look inside and pulled out my cock ring with twin vibrating bullets I'd forgotten I'd left in there oops, I didn't know where to look. She was pretty attractive too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being intelligent enough to understand that all bags are -quite rightly too - liable to be thoroughly searched, I don't carry anything that would be embarrassing if found.

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

My guess is, after having people bend over for them to check when doing strip searches,a few sex toys hold no fear for customs officers.They've seen it all,literally,before.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"On my way to Brussels with a Swedish friend, to meet a swinging couple. Just had my bag searched at Ebbsfleet International and the contents emptied. Toys, Shibari rope, etc, all put on the table. Anyone else suffered such embarrassment care of Customs?

after what's just happened in Manchester, perhaps people will be very happy that customs are being extra diligent. If you have to remove your belt to go through, they're not really going to allow ropes, etc.

we got stopped on our way through Stansted on Saturday. We thought it was the toy collection in our hand luggage, but it was the cosmetics in the plastic bag...

I often travel with rope and had this happen. When asked what for I just look them straight in the eyes and say "I like tying women up". Why squirm yourself when you can make others squirm.

Although I did come back from San Francisco with a big metal anal hook in my luggage, that was fun seeing it on the x-ray screen as my bag went through the scanner!

-Matt"

I like your style!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds more like security than Customs......

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