FabSwingers.com forum: Might sound a bit stupid but...

By *otolin0 OP Man
over a year ago

holt

....sunny weekend is coming. Anyone available to go have some fun on a beach?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*packs bucket & spade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be donkey rides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring my deck chairs and a picnic.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Can I drive the ice cream van then pull away just as people are approaching?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be donkey rides

Now some will want bareback and others will want a saddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will there be fish and chips

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By *otolin0 OP Man
over a year ago

holt

"Will there be donkey rides

If you behave... no

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By *otolin0 OP Man
over a year ago

holt

"Can I drive the ice cream van then pull away just as people are approaching?"

If you insist yes

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Will there be paddling? I live a good paddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I drive the ice cream van then pull away just as people are approaching?"

Will you selling Fab ice lollies

With a sign on the back saying

'Mind that fabber'

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By *otolin0 OP Man
over a year ago

holt

"I'll bring my deck chairs and a picnic.

Prosecco's on me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"will there be fish and chips "

I hope so. Can I pinch a chip please

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By *otolin0 OP Man
over a year ago

holt

"Will there be paddling? I live a good paddle

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to collect some shells and fashion myself a bikini a-la the little mermaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....sunny weekend is coming. Anyone available to go have some fun on a beach? "

Yes. Where?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Id like to collect some shells and fashion myself a bikini a-la the little mermaid "

I'm sure they sell them on the sea shore

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Can I drive the ice cream van then pull away just as people are approaching?

Will you selling Fab ice lollies

With a sign on the back saying

'Mind that fabber'

Oh yes!

My tune would be "blame it on the boom boom" though, none of that regular Mr Herbert from Family Guy stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id like to collect some shells and fashion myself a bikini a-la the little mermaid

I'm sure they sell them on the sea shore

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Yeah . The sea shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"....sunny weekend is coming. Anyone available to go have some fun on a beach?

Yes. Where? "

It's in the sand!, I'm not helping much am I dad?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBKcr1lM3rQ

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"*packs bucket & spade

Don't forget your rubber ring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I drive the ice cream van then pull away just as people are approaching?

Will you selling Fab ice lollies

With a sign on the back saying

'Mind that fabber'

Oh yes!

My tune would be "blame it on the boom boom" though, none of that regular Mr Herbert from Family Guy stuff."

Hurrah

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Id like to collect some shells and fashion myself a bikini a-la the little mermaid

I'm sure they sell them on the sea shore

Yeah . The sea shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure

Can we listen to She Sells Sanctuary while we're there please Daddy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I8mWG6HlmU

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By *otolin0 OP Man
over a year ago

holt

So nobody ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*packs bucket & spade

Don't forget your rubber ring!"
We are talking about a lovely day out on the beach . And all you can think about is sex toys . Pffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we're talking southwest, rock pools and pastys, oh, yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*packs bucket & spade

Don't forget your cock ring!"

FTFY

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"*packs bucket & spade

Don't forget your rubber ring! We are talking about a lovely day out on the beach . And all you can think about is sex toys . Pffft

Well you have to be prepared for everything don't you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*packs bucket & spade

Don't forget your rubber ring! We are talking about a lovely day out on the beach . And all you can think about is sex toys . Pffft

Well you have to be prepared for everything don't you!

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True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*packs bucket & spade

Don't forget your cock ring!

FTFY

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It's alway's a pain in the bum trying to park at a beach on a hot day

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"*packs bucket & spade

Don't forget your rubber ring!"

Calamari rings are preferable

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"SKINNY DIPPING".

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"*packs bucket & spade

Don't forget your cock ring!

FTFY

Now that's just plain rude!

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

If there's enough we can get beach volleyball or beach cricket going

Splendid

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Anyone know if there's a park and ride near Cleethorpes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like a guy in a wet suit.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"If there's enough we can get beach volleyball or beach cricket going

Splendid "

Too energetic!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"So nobody ?"

Yeah, go on then. Let's alll be serious people and have a beach party at Skegness. What could possibly go wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone know if there's a park and ride near Cleethorpes?

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Is that code for dogging ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's alway's a pain in the bum trying to park at a beach on a hot day

We could take the fab bus.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Anyone know if there's a park and ride near Cleethorpes?

Is that code for dogging ?

Err what was you saying a while ago,you have sex on the brain!

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"If there's enough we can get beach volleyball or beach cricket going

Splendid

Too energetic!"

How else are you going to earn your fish and chip supper?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"It's alway's a pain in the bum trying to park at a beach on a hot day

We could take the fab bus.

Yeah Tosh is driving it for being cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be donkey rides

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at Weymouth yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's alway's a pain in the bum trying to park at a beach on a hot day

We could take the fab bus.

Yeah Tosh is driving it for being cheeky!"
I've not been on a bus for years . There full of the great unwashed

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

It's great being on a beach

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"It's alway's a pain in the bum trying to park at a beach on a hot day

We could take the fab bus.

Yeah Tosh is driving it for being cheeky! I've not been on a bus for years . There full of the great unwashed

Is that why they spray the phoneboxes white in Ull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be donkey rides

If Ace is going then totally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel sorry for them poor donkeys on the beach . Do you know what the give them for dinner ????????????????????

Half a hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like a guy in a gimp suit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like a guy in a gimp suit.

If it's the beach I'm going to demand he's in a shrimp suit

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"If there's enough we can get beach volleyball or beach cricket going

Splendid

Too energetic!

How else are you going to earn your fish and chip supper? "

Well I can earn it by slapping lotion on those that need it I suppose,nothing more energetic then that though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like a guy in a gimp suit.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"It's alway's a pain in the bum trying to park at a beach on a hot day

We could take the fab bus.

Yeah Tosh is driving it for being cheeky! I've not been on a bus for years . There full of the great unwashed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like a guy in a gimp suit.

If it's the beach I'm going to demand he's in a shrimp suit

Now I'm thinking Futurama.

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"If there's enough we can get beach volleyball or beach cricket going

Splendid

Too energetic!

How else are you going to earn your fish and chip supper?

Well I can earn it by slapping lotion on those that need it I suppose,nothing more energetic then that though

Bring a trough and roller if you are doing me

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