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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So on this beautiful sunny Monday tell me; what amazing,funny,sexy thing you would love to see, but know that it's really very unlikely?!

Randomly, I would like to see all you fabbers naked in a huge swimming pool full of strawberry jelly....

Use your imagination and go.....

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For one of my customers to say they can't afford to pay me and offer me sexual favours instead.

It's the only reason I got into plumbing. Not seen any action yet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For someone super sexy to bring me a cup of tea and offer me a massage. My imagination is too tired for more than that right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For one of my customers to say they can't afford to pay me and offer me sexual favours instead.

It's the only reason I got into plumbing. Not seen any action yet... "

My loo seat has come loose and I'm skint....probably only cost me a wink...

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"So on this beautiful sunny Monday tell me; what amazing,funny,sexy thing you would love to see, but know that it's really very unlikely?!

Randomly, I would like to see all you fabbers naked in a huge swimming pool full of strawberry jelly....

Use your imagination and go.....

Peach x"

I'd like to be able to look at myself in a mirror and genuinely think 'yep, you're an amazing, funny, sexy, thing'!

Failing that, I'd be very happy to see Simon Neil fully naked in close proximity ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For someone super sexy to bring me a cup of tea and offer me a massage. My imagination is too tired for more than that right now "

Morning bunny I can stretch to a cuppa and some chocolate digestives, maybe cold by the time I get to you though!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So on this beautiful sunny Monday tell me; what amazing,funny,sexy thing you would love to see, but know that it's really very unlikely?!

Randomly, I would like to see all you fabbers naked in a huge swimming pool full of strawberry jelly....

Use your imagination and go.....

Peach x

I'd like to be able to look at myself in a mirror and genuinely think 'yep, you're an amazing, funny, sexy, thing'!

Failing that, I'd be very happy to see Simon Neil fully naked in close proximity ..."

You are a beautiful, sexy woman lfv, don't let anyone tell you otherwise

As for Simon Neil.... Leave it to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For someone super sexy to bring me a cup of tea and offer me a massage. My imagination is too tired for more than that right now "

The offer is there! I just hope you can wait for delivery...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For one of my customers to say they can't afford to pay me and offer me sexual favours instead.

It's the only reason I got into plumbing. Not seen any action yet...

My loo seat has come loose and I'm skint....probably only cost me a wink... "

(Sucks air through teeth) "it's gonna cost you!"

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By *obitoutMan
over a year ago

somewhere in the middle


"For one of my customers to say they can't afford to pay me and offer me sexual favours instead.

It's the only reason I got into plumbing. Not seen any action yet... "

Keep in there.. my mates a heating engineer and this actually did happen to him just the other week !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get a reply from a carefully worded message!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To get a reply from a carefully worded message!"

Which reminds me, I have to reply to a carefully worded msg....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I would like to have a nap, when I wake my house is clean, tidy and being decorated by lots of stunning naked bodies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For one of my customers to say they can't afford to pay me and offer me sexual favours instead.

It's the only reason I got into plumbing. Not seen any action yet...

Keep in there.. my mates a heating engineer and this actually did happen to him just the other week ! "

Ha! Thanks for the encouragement brother!!! I'll persevere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to have a nap, when I wake my house is clean, tidy and being decorated by lots of stunning naked bodies."

I love cleaning! Ill bring friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For someone super sexy to bring me a cup of tea and offer me a massage. My imagination is too tired for more than that right now

The offer is there! I just hope you can wait for delivery... "

Erm...you can make it when you get here? Bringing it from the kitchen still counts

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I would like to have a nap, when I wake my house is clean, tidy and being decorated by lots of stunning naked bodies.

I love cleaning! Ill bring friends "

I'll neck a couple of sleeping pills. You lot better be here when I wake!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would like to have a nap, when I wake my house is clean, tidy and being decorated by lots of stunning naked bodies.

I love cleaning! Ill bring friends

I'll neck a couple of sleeping pills. You lot better be here when I wake!"

Got a feeling not much work will be done....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For someone super sexy to bring me a cup of tea and offer me a massage. My imagination is too tired for more than that right now

The offer is there! I just hope you can wait for delivery...

Erm...you can make it when you get here? Bringing it from the kitchen still counts "

You want tea and massage before or after dessert?

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