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"For one of my customers to say they can't afford to pay me and offer me sexual favours instead. It's the only reason I got into plumbing. Not seen any action yet... " My loo seat has come loose and I'm skint....probably only cost me a wink... | |||
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"So on this beautiful sunny Monday tell me; what amazing,funny,sexy thing you would love to see, but know that it's really very unlikely?! Randomly, I would like to see all you fabbers naked in a huge swimming pool full of strawberry jelly.... Use your imagination and go..... Peach x" I'd like to be able to look at myself in a mirror and genuinely think 'yep, you're an amazing, funny, sexy, thing'! Failing that, I'd be very happy to see Simon Neil fully naked in close proximity ... | |||
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"For someone super sexy to bring me a cup of tea and offer me a massage. My imagination is too tired for more than that right now " Morning bunny I can stretch to a cuppa and some chocolate digestives, maybe cold by the time I get to you though! Peach x | |||
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"So on this beautiful sunny Monday tell me; what amazing,funny,sexy thing you would love to see, but know that it's really very unlikely?! Randomly, I would like to see all you fabbers naked in a huge swimming pool full of strawberry jelly.... Use your imagination and go..... Peach x I'd like to be able to look at myself in a mirror and genuinely think 'yep, you're an amazing, funny, sexy, thing'! Failing that, I'd be very happy to see Simon Neil fully naked in close proximity ..." You are a beautiful, sexy woman lfv, don't let anyone tell you otherwise As for Simon Neil.... Leave it to me lol | |||
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"For someone super sexy to bring me a cup of tea and offer me a massage. My imagination is too tired for more than that right now " The offer is there! I just hope you can wait for delivery... | |||
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"For one of my customers to say they can't afford to pay me and offer me sexual favours instead. It's the only reason I got into plumbing. Not seen any action yet... My loo seat has come loose and I'm skint....probably only cost me a wink... " (Sucks air through teeth) "it's gonna cost you!" | |||
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"For one of my customers to say they can't afford to pay me and offer me sexual favours instead. It's the only reason I got into plumbing. Not seen any action yet... " Keep in there.. my mates a heating engineer and this actually did happen to him just the other week ! | |||
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"To get a reply from a carefully worded message!" Which reminds me, I have to reply to a carefully worded msg.... | |||
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"For one of my customers to say they can't afford to pay me and offer me sexual favours instead. It's the only reason I got into plumbing. Not seen any action yet... Keep in there.. my mates a heating engineer and this actually did happen to him just the other week ! " Ha! Thanks for the encouragement brother!!! I'll persevere! | |||
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"I would like to have a nap, when I wake my house is clean, tidy and being decorated by lots of stunning naked bodies." I love cleaning! Ill bring friends | |||
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"For someone super sexy to bring me a cup of tea and offer me a massage. My imagination is too tired for more than that right now The offer is there! I just hope you can wait for delivery... " Erm...you can make it when you get here? Bringing it from the kitchen still counts | |||
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"I would like to have a nap, when I wake my house is clean, tidy and being decorated by lots of stunning naked bodies. I love cleaning! Ill bring friends " I'll neck a couple of sleeping pills. You lot better be here when I wake! | |||
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"I would like to have a nap, when I wake my house is clean, tidy and being decorated by lots of stunning naked bodies. I love cleaning! Ill bring friends I'll neck a couple of sleeping pills. You lot better be here when I wake!" Got a feeling not much work will be done.... | |||
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"For someone super sexy to bring me a cup of tea and offer me a massage. My imagination is too tired for more than that right now The offer is there! I just hope you can wait for delivery... Erm...you can make it when you get here? Bringing it from the kitchen still counts " You want tea and massage before or after dessert? | |||
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