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The most embarrassing thing to happen during sex

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By *rwchcple OP   Couple
over a year ago

norwich

We wanted to try some new positions...we decided on "The Wheelbarrow " however this is when I realised I have know upper body strength especially on a soft mattress. My arms collapsed, my face was flat on the mattress, my arms...well I've no idea what happened to them but he didn't realise so carried on fucking me, for a good while. He finally realised and stopped. I got up looked at him and said we'll stick to missionary. He was trying so hard not to laugh bless him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People fart. It's unavoidable, but sometimes it's ill timed.

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield


"We wanted to try some new positions...we decided on "The Wheelbarrow " however this is when I realised I have know upper body strength especially on a soft mattress. My arms collapsed, my face was flat on the mattress, my arms...well I've no idea what happened to them but he didn't realise so carried on fucking me, for a good while. He finally realised and stopped. I got up looked at him and said we'll stick to missionary. He was trying so hard not to laugh bless him "

If you both want to try "The Wheelbarrow" try with you lying face down on a bed with your partner standing on the floor at the side of the bed holding your legs.

This way you don't have to have any upper body strength.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We wanted to try some new positions...we decided on "The Wheelbarrow " however this is when I realised I have know upper body strength especially on a soft mattress. My arms collapsed, my face was flat on the mattress, my arms...well I've no idea what happened to them but he didn't realise so carried on fucking me, for a good while. He finally realised and stopped. I got up looked at him and said we'll stick to missionary. He was trying so hard not to laugh bless him "
you were suffocating poor thing ,any friction burns?

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By *rwchcple OP   Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"We wanted to try some new positions...we decided on "The Wheelbarrow " however this is when I realised I have know upper body strength especially on a soft mattress. My arms collapsed, my face was flat on the mattress, my arms...well I've no idea what happened to them but he didn't realise so carried on fucking me, for a good while. He finally realised and stopped. I got up looked at him and said we'll stick to missionary. He was trying so hard not to laugh bless him you were suffocating poor thing ,any friction burns?"

Yes a couple on my cheekbone again he stopped himself laughing

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

Was taking a lady doggy ways quite hard and fast then she farted and made light of it by hitting me a playful slap as if it was me that farted lol but like a true professional I carried on regardless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was taking a lady doggy ways quite hard and fast then she farted and made light of it by hitting me a playful slap as if it was me that farted lol but like a true professional I carried on regardless "

Haha so funny

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By *an42Woman
over a year ago

Sunderland

We weren't trying out new positions, just plain old sex on the bed , but hubby was pounding me that hard I was sliding further up the bed .

Next thing I knew my head went through the metal headboard .

He was still banging away as we got to orgasime stage I went to lift my head and realised I was stuck ??

We had to finish off first though stuck or not .

I eventually got out by having to bend a bar back .

Didn't know whether to laugh or cry x

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Two halves of a hotel divan rolling away from each other while I was straddling someone, causing him to slip backwards into the gap and leaving me with one knee on either side doing the splits over a slowly and tortuously widening chasm before gravity took over and I fell in on top of him....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two halves of a hotel divan rolling away from each other while I was straddling someone, causing him to slip backwards into the gap and leaving me with one knee on either side doing the splits over a slowly and tortuously widening chasm before gravity took over and I fell in on top of him.... "

Fantastic!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I threw up in my mouth once just as the then boyfriend came in my mouth, and it all came out of my nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex was riding me one time, really getting into it and let out the most raucous, ripping fart I think I've ever heard, like someone tearing some canvas sailcloth...

She was mortified. I couldnt function for laughing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my most embarrassing was also my most painful! I was having sex with the at the time girlfriend and realised there was some well blood down there I said to her " are you on or due on soon?" I got the response of no to which I with drew and when to just clean up. Little did I know or realise when I was cleaning up, I had split a section on the skin that helps pull the foreskin back!! After that it was no sex for 2 weeks to just try and heal!!

As I said funny but painful ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost a jewelled metal butt plug up my arse once. Had it in, we were fucking and it felt like it was coming out. I reached round to pop it back in place and in it went. What followed was ten minutes of slightly panicked retrieval. Funny in retrospect, not at the time. Now for decoration only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst getting it on with a guy we had some background music on. It was all going well til I realised the track had changed and "burning love" by Elvis had come on. I got the giggles and soon we both ended up hysterically laughing, we were rolling around but he tried to stay inside me because apparently the muscles inside were also contracting and it felt incredible

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By *otstuff2123Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst getting it on with a guy we had some background music on. It was all going well til I realised the track had changed and "burning love" by Elvis had come on. I got the giggles and soon we both ended up hysterically laughing, we were rolling around but he tried to stay inside me because apparently the muscles inside were also contracting and it felt incredible "

That reminds me of a time when Pretty Fly For A White Guy came on in the background and we began to sing along with the 'give it to me baby/uh huh uh huh' bits as we tried to thrust in time.

Didn't work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst getting it on with a guy we had some background music on. It was all going well til I realised the track had changed and "burning love" by Elvis had come on. I got the giggles and soon we both ended up hysterically laughing, we were rolling around but he tried to stay inside me because apparently the muscles inside were also contracting and it felt incredible "

Hahahaha! I had Let's Get It On come on the stereo before. We started laughing so hard we couldn't continue!

Can't believe I got cock blocked by Marvin Gaye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting pregnant - as a colleague said "well, we all know what you've been up to"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend who lost her tampon. The most embarrassing thing to happen to me is I couldn't keep it up.

I went a few months, the sight of a condom and the old chap went on his holidays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd been seeing a girl for two weeks. We were having sex and she shouted out "I love you!" as she was coming. Made me lose my erection...

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By *rwchcple OP   Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"We weren't trying out new positions, just plain old sex on the bed , but hubby was pounding me that hard I was sliding further up the bed .

Next thing I knew my head went through the metal headboard .

He was still banging away as we got to orgasime stage I went to lift my head and realised I was stuck ??

We had to finish off first though stuck or not .

I eventually got out by having to bend a bar back .

Didn't know whether to laugh or cry x

"

Hahaha

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By *rwchcple OP   Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"Two halves of a hotel divan rolling away from each other while I was straddling someone, causing him to slip backwards into the gap and leaving me with one knee on either side doing the splits over a slowly and tortuously widening chasm before gravity took over and I fell in on top of him.... "

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By *rwchcple OP   Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"Two halves of a hotel divan rolling away from each other while I was straddling someone, causing him to slip backwards into the gap and leaving me with one knee on either side doing the splits over a slowly and tortuously widening chasm before gravity took over and I fell in on top of him.... "

Ooohhhh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rwchcple OP   Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"An ex was riding me one time, really getting into it and let out the most raucous, ripping fart I think I've ever heard, like someone tearing some canvas sailcloth...

She was mortified. I couldnt function for laughing.... "

Hahahahaha funny but mortifying

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By *rwchcple OP   Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"I threw up in my mouth once just as the then boyfriend came in my mouth, and it all came out of my nose. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd been seeing a girl for two weeks. We were having sex and she shouted out "I love you!" as she was coming. Made me lose my erection... "

But i do

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By *rwchcple OP   Couple
over a year ago

norwich

I love the honesty of you all. Some funny stuff. Really made me chuckle.

Anymore anyone ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People fart. It's unavoidable, but sometimes it's ill timed. "

This... I did meet someone who continued to fanny fart. .. and I mean constantly once started... had to stop. She did admit it was a regular habit lol. It was my only non repeat meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got caught shagging in a park. A dog sniffed the guys arse, he screamed, the dog owner came to see what was going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in full swing with a lady...legs pointing to Mars and busted a bed.... the side came off...We were so far gone we didn't stop and then we both just burst out laughing. We still both have chuckle about it even now all those years later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot her name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd been seeing a girl for two weeks. We were having sex and she shouted out "I love you!" as she was coming. Made me lose my erection...

But i do "

Hey! Her feelings for me weren't reciprocated!

I think I've asked you to marry me twice already we're all good!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Jayne broke a guys nose with her pussy!

Was at a party, he had brought along a collapsible swing frame and swing and Jayne was having a go. I was in the next room, and decided to pop back to see why Jayne was quiet, to see him holding his nose, a muttering that it was broken!

Turns out it had been broken a few times before, and this time he'd been licking Jaynes pussy rather well, and she had jerked a bit, bashing him in the face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd been seeing a girl for two weeks. We were having sex and she shouted out "I love you!" as she was coming. Made me lose my erection...

But i do

Hey! Her feelings for me weren't reciprocated!

I think I've asked you to marry me twice already we're all good! "

Thanks honey x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jayne broke a guys nose with her pussy!

Was at a party, he had brought along a collapsible swing frame and swing and Jayne was having a go. I was in the next room, and decided to pop back to see why Jayne was quiet, to see him holding his nose, a muttering that it was broken!

Turns out it had been broken a few times before, and this time he'd been licking Jaynes pussy rather well, and she had jerked a bit, bashing him in the face. "

oops!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"I once got caught shagging in a park. A dog sniffed the guys arse, he screamed, the dog owner came to see what was going on "

Lol, snap!

Was at a party, and their beagle got loose from where he had been secured, and, being a friendly dog, galloped around the house making friends, until he found me, naked, knelt on the floor at the foot of the bed, giving some oral attention to a lady lying on it.

My yell when he shoved his nose in my ass brought the whole party running Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was standing up fucking away holding this girl with her legs wrapped around me and we both cum but mine was about 10 seconds later so then I went to put her down by chucking her on the bed but realised we were no where near the bed lol I chucked her straight up a hard wooden floor lmfao haha good times good times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was having sex in the shower slipped and fell through the shower door and banged my chin on the radiator knocked out cold ( cool scar now) . very embarrassing !

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By *irty-milfCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

One Saturday morning I was in.the office catching up on paperwork when my girlfriend dropped in by surprise.

She peeled off her coat and to my amazement was dresses in nothing but heels and stocking.

We could resist the temptation of going into the bosses glass fronted office and fucking on his desk. Lol

The trouble was that after we had both cum we discovered the door lock was faulty and we couldnt get out. The pair of us were stark bollock naked.lol

It took me nearly an hour to dismantle the door lock with a letter opener and escape.

As embarrassing as it was it would have been a lot worse if cleaners or other colleagues came in to the office.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and a friend met a lady in a bar while we was away on business. One thing led to another and we was happily DP'ing away in our room (as you do) when she sh*t all over! No matter how fit she was, and how sexy the task was, we couldnt survive that. She left very swiftly, leaving her turd on the bed! We then had to ransack the hotel (still pissed) to find sheets to replace the soiled ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not funny examples but embarrassing nonetheless. Losing my erection whenever I used a condom after years of not requiring to use one. First time I used a condom I snapped my banjo string, blood went everywhere. Yep pretty embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We wanted to try some new positions...we decided on "The Wheelbarrow " however this is when I realised I have know upper body strength especially on a soft mattress. My arms collapsed, my face was flat on the mattress, my arms...well I've no idea what happened to them but he didn't realise so carried on fucking me, for a good while. He finally realised and stopped. I got up looked at him and said we'll stick to missionary. He was trying so hard not to laugh bless him "
said another woman's name am I bad

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"I'd been seeing a girl for two weeks. We were having sex and she shouted out "I love you!" as she was coming. Made me lose my erection... "

Ahh that is where i'm going wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I farted I would die of embarrassment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd been seeing a girl for two weeks. We were having sex and she shouted out "I love you!" as she was coming. Made me lose my erection...

Ahh that is where i'm going wrong "

Ruuuun

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I just can't say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was my first ever meet and my dentist had given me a false tooth as one had came out,it had wires to hook round the back tooth,i was giving him.a blowie and the wire caught in his foreskin,he screamed,so had to take them out while i was down there,and they were just dangling,so i unhooked it ,poor thing was crying in pain,i couldnt take him to hospital as i worked there,it was bleeding badly,and he just said go..that was three years ago lol..i now have a screw in tooth.never heard from him since .

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I just can't say "

Oh go on!!! Pleeeeaaaase....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just can't say "
say cmon it can't be that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bashing my head on a plug socket is pretty high up the list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bashing my head on a plug socket is pretty high up the list. "

You were attempting to plug your cock in?

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By *wo-GoodCouple
over a year ago

South London

Whilst close to orgasm during oral, I passed wind. Never been so embarrassed, luckily it was with my husband and being the try gent he is , he got some air and finished me off. Still cringe about it today and it was years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bashing my head on a plug socket is pretty high up the list.

You were attempting to plug your cock in? "

aha no. But it bloody hurt like a good'un.

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By *r and Mrs DoryCouple
over a year ago

Bridgend

Throwing up on a cock! Mortifying.... Mrs D x

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By *wo-GoodCouple
over a year ago

South London


"Throwing up on a cock! Mortifying.... Mrs D x"

Done that too but only a little, tuna pasta bake isn't as good second time round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gagged so hard on my friends cock I threw up a tiny bit but it hit his jeans.. we got back to the party and people were asking who could smell sick

Fucking in a little sauna room at a log cabin, I was sat on the side and managed to put my foot in the hot coals, ow!

Probably just after I turned 18 I had been sleeping with a mate of mine for a while, he stayed over and we went to sleep, in the middle of the night he started touching me and I moaned so he just rammed his cock in full force.. split his banjo, bloody everywhere we still talk about that every now and then, it healed weird and he says he prefers it now

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

First GF I had and first time I tried sex....

I was about 27 and she was about 35 snd been married, divorced and had plenty of experience. Anyhow, we lived miles away so, after s few meets invited her to mine, went out for meal and then came back for a night of fun, I live in the country, no street lights outside, there was no moon, so without lights on, it was pitch black in the bedroom, We both wanted some light, but really low level. So I had a brain wave to put computer on and the low light from monitor, would be a perfect glow.

Just getting into rythem and the screen saver came on. Was the fish tank one, fish swimming around and with the air bubble sound effects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my knees on the bed against the wall. The bed suddenly moved Away from the wall & she slid down the gap. Not really embarrassing but it made us laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dislocated my shoulder and ended up in A&E with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went back to a girls one night, both quite d*unk. I was giving her oral on the sofa when her wee yorkie terrier jumped up & started licking like crazy. She thought it was me & was going crazy, I freaked a bit & tried to push the wee shite away but he kept bouncing back. She quickly realised what had happened & was very embarrassed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bed collapsed. That was mildly embarrassing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First GF I had and first time I tried sex....

I was about 27 and she was about 35 snd been married, divorced and had plenty of experience. Anyhow, we lived miles away so, after s few meets invited her to mine, went out for meal and then came back for a night of fun, I live in the country, no street lights outside, there was no moon, so without lights on, it was pitch black in the bedroom, We both wanted some light, but really low level. So I had a brain wave to put computer on and the low light from monitor, would be a perfect glow.

Just getting into rythem and the screen saver came on. Was the fish tank one, fish swimming around and with the air bubble sound effects "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bed collapsed. That was mildly embarrassing.... "

Had a few beds break.

Hope your man flu clears up soon

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

fainted once during a rather long and exhausting night with my partner at the time... I guess a combination of not enough food and not enough oxigene... he was a little bit worried at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to mention, I am a one woman calamity as Number One Chap will confirm.

Fainting - tick

Spontaneous random crying at the point of orgasm - tick

Coming out with really stupid words and phrases as I lose the ability to swear ("fudge cakes" being an absolute classic) - tick

Being taken by surprise by a rather sudden and dramatic erm 'finale' which hit the back of my throat causing me to gag so violently that it all shot out through my nose all over his tummy - tick

The list goes on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fainted once during a rather long and exhausting night with my partner at the time... I guess a combination of not enough food and not enough oxigene... he was a little bit worried at the time "

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

go on, tell whatever else is on that list!!

nice pics btw...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too many to mention, I am a one woman calamity as Number One Chap will confirm.

Fainting - tick

Spontaneous random crying at the point of orgasm - tick

Coming out with really stupid words and phrases as I lose the ability to swear ("fudge cakes" being an absolute classic) - tick

Being taken by surprise by a rather sudden and dramatic erm 'finale' which hit the back of my throat causing me to gag so violently that it all shot out through my nose all over his tummy - tick

The list goes on! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was perfotming oral on a sexy lady as she came, she farted right into my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fainted once during a rather long and exhausting night with my partner at the time... I guess a combination of not enough food and not enough oxigene... he was a little bit worried at the time

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ive fainted - wasnt embarassed though

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