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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And just chat with other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. So welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Hi.

Turn around please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi.

Turn around please

Done.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hi.

Turn around please

Done.

Do you always do as you are asked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

howdo - i had a lovely shift today at work - made a pleasant change

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi.

Turn around please

Done.

Do you always do as you are asked?

Depends who's asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pervin Mervyn tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"howdo - i had a lovely shift today at work - made a pleasant change"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Lights. Nice one, happy Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pervin Mervyn tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Twosome. Merry Mervyn.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Evenin' Jim, evenin' all.

I'm just relaxing tonight. It has been an eventful weekend.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hi.

Turn around please

Done.

Do you always do as you are asked?

Depends who's asking."

I shall keep this in mind.

Anyhow, I am a sleepy honey and my bed is divine so I shall bid you all sweet dreams and such

Night x

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Evening all,

I'm tired and I have stiff/tender muscles in my back and shoulders , A massage would be appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently watching TV, drinking a glass of wine and flicking through threads here and on FL. Putting off going to bed as hubby is up at 4 and I don't want to disturb him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Howdy"

Howdy Bill. How are you doing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi.

Turn around please

Done.

Do you always do as you are asked?

Depends who's asking.

I shall keep this in mind.

Anyhow, I am a sleepy honey and my bed is divine so I shall bid you all sweet dreams and such

Night x"

Na night. x

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By *ittle miss belleWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Evening, having a last minute flick (through the forums!) and a little bit of a perv before I retire.. Up early tomorrow

hope you all have a lovely evening... Whatever you get up to x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening jim

We're sofa surfin and trying to fight off Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim. Not having a good day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all.

I'm just relaxing tonight. It has been an eventful weekend."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Errol. What on earth has happened this weekend?

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Good evening Jim xxx

Been along long day.....had to entertain myself most of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all,

I'm tired and I have stiff/tender muscles in my back and shoulders , A massage would be appreciated"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Scrum. If you can't find a masseuse, I'll give you a hand.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

Good evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Currently watching TV, drinking a glass of wine and flicking through threads here and on FL. Putting off going to bed as hubby is up at 4 and I don't want to disturb him. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Penelope. What you watching?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy

Howdy Bill. How are you doing?"
bored, but otherwise ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a lovely day in the sun now trying to sort a holiday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening, having a last minute flick (through the forums!) and a little bit of a perv before I retire.. Up early tomorrow

hope you all have a lovely evening... Whatever you get up to x"

Cowabunga Angels. Enjoy your flick, happy Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh sorry forgot evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening jim

We're sofa surfin and trying to fight off Monday "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening LS. Ride those cushions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi everyone! I had a pretty good weekend, I hope you all did too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim. Not having a good day.

Good evening Angie. Sorry to read that. Today is almost over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently watching TV, drinking a glass of wine and flicking through threads here and on FL. Putting off going to bed as hubby is up at 4 and I don't want to disturb him.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Penelope. What you watching?

A true crime programme.

And please call me Penny (neither is my real name but it's a long used nickname)

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

Evening Folks, just struggling through my last night shift, Kestrels tomorrow, Karaoke night out in London Tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim xxx

Been along long day.....had to entertain myself most of it

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Toxic. How do you entertain yourself?

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

Evening all! Spent over 2 hours waxing tonight. Don't even know why I bothered! No buggers likely to notice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Dan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim. Not having a good day.

Good evening Angie. Sorry to read that. Today is almost over."

Thanks, I think I have a long night and week ahead. Can this month end. X

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Good evening Jim xxx

Been along long day.....had to entertain myself most of it

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Toxic. How do you entertain yourself?"

I couldnt possible say on here bit must remember to add batteries to the shopping list tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh sorry forgot evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Shortish. Happy holidays.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Good eveningtides Jimbo, evening gang xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi everyone! I had a pretty good weekend, I hope you all did too!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Bunny.

A pretty good weekend, for a pretty good girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's cookin' good lookin'? (jim)

Hello every one of you beautiful people here in the nocturnal thread!

I'm feeling very pleased with myself. I achieved my things to do thing today. Yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to bed.

Now grumpy/pissed off.

Good night all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Currently watching TV, drinking a glass of wine and flicking through threads here and on FL. Putting off going to bed as hubby is up at 4 and I don't want to disturb him.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Penelope. What you watching?

A true crime programme.

And please call me Penny (neither is my real name but it's a long used nickname)

Nice to meet you Penny. Enjoy true crime, well don't enjoy true crime. You know what I mean.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Evening all,

I'm tired and I have stiff/tender muscles in my back and shoulders , A massage would be appreciated

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Scrum. If you can't find a masseuse, I'll give you a hand."

Thanks Jim but I think I will go for a sauna tomorrow as I have the day off work

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hello everyone!

I hope your next few days are better, Errol.

Well done Estella on completing your to complete list!

Nice avatar OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Capt Jim & the rowdy crew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to bed.

Now grumpy/pissed off.

Good night all.

Are you ok? (hugs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Jim and everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello everyone!

I hope your next few days are better, Errol.

Well done Estella on completing your to complete list!

Nice avatar OP.

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Folks, just struggling through my last night shift, Kestrels tomorrow, Karaoke night out in London Tuesday.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jonny. Monday will be arriving soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim. Not having a good day.

Sending you love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to bed.

Now grumpy/pissed off.

Good night all.

Try and sleep well, na night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all! Spent over 2 hours waxing tonight. Don't even know why I bothered! No buggers likely to notice

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening New. Have you yanked your body hair off? You look great.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"What's cookin' good lookin'? (jim)

Hello every one of you beautiful people here in the nocturnal thread!

I'm feeling very pleased with myself. I achieved my things to do thing today. Yay!

I find not having a "to do" list in the first place saves me from having to do a hell of a lot of jobs, lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim. Not having a good day.

Good evening Angie. Sorry to read that. Today is almost over.

Thanks, I think I have a long night and week ahead. Can this month end. X "

Good luck. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Nice to meet you Penny. Enjoy true crime, well don't enjoy true crime. You know what I mean."

Nice to meet you too.

Pouring another glass of wine and contemplating cheese but wondering if it's too late...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim xxx

Been along long day.....had to entertain myself most of it

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Toxic. How do you entertain yourself?

I couldnt possible say on here bit must remember to add batteries to the shopping list tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's cookin' good lookin'? (jim)

Hello every one of you beautiful people here in the nocturnal thread!

I'm feeling very pleased with myself. I achieved my things to do thing today. Yay!

I find not having a "to do" list in the first place saves me from having to do a hell of a lot of jobs, lol."
Well that'll never to do!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim xxx

Been along long day.....had to entertain myself most of it

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Toxic. How do you entertain yourself?

I couldnt possible say on here bit must remember to add batteries to the shopping list tomorrow

Add batteries to the list now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim

My legs don't work very well this evening so I'm going to go to sleep and hope they behave in the morning.

Have a great time nocing one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodnight jim

Goodnight everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good eveningtides Jimbo, evening gang xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Peachy Peach.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Evening all. Just doing my ironing whilst watching BTCC.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"What's cookin' good lookin'? (jim)

Hello every one of you beautiful people here in the nocturnal thread!

I'm feeling very pleased with myself. I achieved my things to do thing today. Yay!

I find not having a "to do" list in the first place saves me from having to do a hell of a lot of jobs, lol.Well that'll never to do!!!

Goes off to write "to do" list.

Item 1 - Develop work ethic.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Goodnight jim

Goodnight everyone "

Night Lacy and Sam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all. Just doing my ironing whilst watching BTCC."

Ironing at this time of night ?

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

I'm browsing sexy men and imagining me sitting on their face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's cookin' good lookin'? (jim)

Hello every one of you beautiful people here in the nocturnal thread!

I'm feeling very pleased with myself. I achieved my things to do thing today. Yay!

Cowabunga Estella. I'm on the sofa listening to the joy of Sleeper. I'm enjoying them more now than I did the first time. Sale of the Century is playing again. You did good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi everyone! I had a pretty good weekend, I hope you all did too!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Bunny.

A pretty good weekend, for a pretty good girl."

Very good girl thank you very much

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all.

I'm just relaxing tonight. It has been an eventful weekend.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Errol. What on earth has happened this weekend?"

So many things! Some good, some bad, all vaguely enumerated here.

How has your weekend been, Mr Jim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all,

I'm tired and I have stiff/tender muscles in my back and shoulders , A massage would be appreciated

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Scrum. If you can't find a masseuse, I'll give you a hand.

Thanks Jim but I think I will go for a sauna tomorrow as I have the day off work"

You're welcome, I don't blame you. Have a good Sauna Monday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello everyone!

I hope your next few days are better, Errol.

Well done Estella on completing your to complete list!

Nice avatar OP.

Hello Meli.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm browsing sexy men and imagining me sitting on their face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Capt Jim & the rowdy crew

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Chocs.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Evening all. Just doing my ironing whilst watching BTCC.

Ironing at this time of night ?

Yes just finished my work for tomorrow so a cup of tea and hit iron and a couple of shirts.

I am so rock and roll.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Goodnight jim

Goodnight everyone "

Na night LS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's cookin' good lookin'? (jim)

Hello every one of you beautiful people here in the nocturnal thread!

I'm feeling very pleased with myself. I achieved my things to do thing today. Yay!

Cowabunga Estella. I'm on the sofa listening to the joy of Sleeper. I'm enjoying them more now than I did the first time. Sale of the Century is playing again. You did good.

We step through London

The streets holding on to us

We'll stand where the river bends

I hope we fall in

So this time maybe

Lets take a photograph

It's 9hours till the 8am London Pic of the Thames time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi everyone! I had a pretty good weekend, I hope you all did too!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Bunny.

A pretty good weekend, for a pretty good girl.

Very good girl thank you very much

Think of the crab. Think of the crab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Jim and everyone

Hi Nerd. Google really want me to call you Jeff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli - do you like hugs?

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

"I'm browsing sexy men and imagining me sitting on their face

Is that comfortable for you? *grinds down*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Nice to meet you Penny. Enjoy true crime, well don't enjoy true crime. You know what I mean.

Nice to meet you too.

Pouring another glass of wine and contemplating cheese but wondering if it's too late... "

Get Cheese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Jim and everyone

Hi Nerd. Google really want me to call you Jeff."

Jeff works!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all. Just doing my ironing whilst watching BTCC.

Ironing at this time of night ?

Yes just finished my work for tomorrow so a cup of tea and hit iron and a couple of shirts.

I am so rock and roll."

Oh you are you are

I'm worse I'm off to bed and to sleep

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Evening all, just scoffed ma lamb shank dinner, and am now watching a David Coverdale documentary on Vintage TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night you sexy lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm browsing sexy men and imagining me sitting on their face

Is that comfortable for you? *grinds down*

Lovely keep grinding

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim

My legs don't work very well this evening so I'm going to go to sleep and hope they behave in the morning.

Have a great time nocing one out

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Swing. You rest you and your legs. I'll continue to noc one out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all, just scoffed ma lamb shank dinner, and am now watching a David Coverdale documentary on Vintage TV

Now I fancy a lamb shank.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all. Just doing my ironing whilst watching BTCC."

Getting steamy on a Sunday night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Night you sexy lot

Night night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm browsing sexy men and imagining me sitting on their face

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

"Hello everyone!

I hope your next few days are better, Errol.

Well done Estella on completing your to complete list!

Nice avatar OP.

Many thanks Meli. Tomorrow is going to be a bit shit but otherwise I think things should begin looking up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi everyone! I had a pretty good weekend, I hope you all did too!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Bunny.

A pretty good weekend, for a pretty good girl.

Very good girl thank you very much

My most sincere apologies. You're a very good girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you're okay Errol Flynn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Night you sexy lot

Na night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to upload a new pic... but it seems to be broken....again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Jim and everyone

Hi Nerd. Google really want me to call you Jeff.

Jeff works!

I like you as a Jeff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

Trying to upload a new pic... but it seems to be broken....again "

Hine - breaking the internet with his pics!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all.

I'm just relaxing tonight. It has been an eventful weekend.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Errol. What on earth has happened this weekend?

So many things! Some good, some bad, all vaguely enumerated here.

How has your weekend been, Mr Jim?"

Your weekend pretty much sums up life. I've had a pleasant end of the week.

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

"I'm browsing sexy men and imagining me sitting on their face

Is that comfortable for you? *grinds down*

Lovely keep grinding

Ok..: now where do you want me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's cookin' good lookin'? (jim)

Hello every one of you beautiful people here in the nocturnal thread!

I'm feeling very pleased with myself. I achieved my things to do thing today. Yay!

Cowabunga Estella. I'm on the sofa listening to the joy of Sleeper. I'm enjoying them more now than I did the first time. Sale of the Century is playing again. You did good.

We step through London

The streets holding on to us

We'll stand where the river bends

I hope we fall in

So this time maybe

Lets take a photograph

It's 9hours till the 8am London Pic of the Thames time!

Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

Trying to upload a new pic... but it seems to be broken....again "

I've just loaded a new pic, no issues...

Feeling a little brave, no make up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm browsing sexy men and imagining me sitting on their face

Is that comfortable for you? *grinds down*

Lovely keep grinding

Ok..: now where do you want me?

Everywhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Jim and everyone

Hi Nerd. Google really want me to call you Jeff.

Jeff works!

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"Evening all, just scoffed ma lamb shank dinner, and am now watching a David Coverdale documentary on Vintage TV

Now I fancy a lamb shank.

But not David Coverdale?

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Evening all. Just doing my ironing whilst watching BTCC.

Ironing at this time of night ?

Yes just finished my work for tomorrow so a cup of tea and hit iron and a couple of shirts.

I am so rock and roll.

Oh you are you are

I'm worse I'm off to bed and to sleep

Night sexy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all, just scoffed ma lamb shank dinner, and am now watching a David Coverdale documentary on Vintage TV

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Ace. Vintage telly for a vintage fella.

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over a year ago

"Hi

Trying to upload a new pic... but it seems to be broken....again "

Cowabunga Hine. Keep trying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sleeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight I had veggie fingers for tea, video chatted and watched crap on Netflix

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Evening all, just scoffed ma lamb shank dinner, and am now watching a David Coverdale documentary on Vintage TV

Now I fancy a lamb shank. :D"

Was only about £3 from Farm Foods, and jolly nice it was too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

Trying to upload a new pic... but it seems to be broken....again

Cowabunga Hine. Keep trying. "

Over two hours and 14 attempts to upload... the tech here just seems to get worse and worse..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tonight I had veggie fingers for tea, video chatted and watched crap on Netflix

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Chloe. I really hope veggie fingers is a euphemism.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Evening all, just scoffed ma lamb shank dinner, and am now watching a David Coverdale documentary on Vintage TV

Now I fancy a lamb shank.

But not David Coverdale?

One of ma exs used to fancy the pants off him and called him David Covermealloverdale

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all, just scoffed ma lamb shank dinner, and am now watching a David Coverdale documentary on Vintage TV

Now I fancy a lamb shank. :D

Was only about £3 from Farm Foods, and jolly nice it was too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep time night all xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi

Trying to upload a new pic... but it seems to be broken....again

Cowabunga Hine. Keep trying.

Over two hours and 14 attempts to upload... the tech here just seems to get worse and worse.."

Patience is the key lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all, just scoffed ma lamb shank dinner, and am now watching a David Coverdale documentary on Vintage TV

Now I fancy a lamb shank.

But not David Coverdale?

One of ma exs used to fancy the pants off him and called him David Covermealloverdale

I'll lamb shank solo. No David for me, thanks. He'll just have to Coverdale with it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sleep time night all xx"

Na night.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Evening all,

I'm tired and I have stiff/tender muscles in my back and shoulders , A massage would be appreciated

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Scrum. If you can't find a masseuse, I'll give you a hand.

Thanks Jim but I think I will go for a sauna tomorrow as I have the day off work

You're welcome, I don't blame you. Have a good Sauna Monday."

I will, A very tense first half at the match today didn't help but it turned out great in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sleeper

Sleeper with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

Trying to upload a new pic... but it seems to be broken....again

Cowabunga Hine. Keep trying.

Over two hours and 14 attempts to upload... the tech here just seems to get worse and worse..

Patience is the key lol"

Lol... maybe the internet decided I was just to ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I just put on Elastica 2:1

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sleeper

Sleeper with me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi

Trying to upload a new pic... but it seems to be broken....again

Cowabunga Hine. Keep trying.

Over two hours and 14 attempts to upload... the tech here just seems to get worse and worse..

Patience is the key lol

Lol... maybe the internet decided I was just to ugly

You're beautiful, man.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Evening all, just scoffed ma lamb shank dinner, and am now watching a David Coverdale documentary on Vintage TV

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Ace. Vintage telly for a vintage fella.

They have some quite good stuff on there sometimes

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"Evening all! Spent over 2 hours waxing tonight. Don't even know why I bothered! No buggers likely to notice

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening New. Have you yanked your body hair off? You look great."

The majority of it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all, just scoffed ma lamb shank dinner, and am now watching a David Coverdale documentary on Vintage TV

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Ace. Vintage telly for a vintage fella.

They have some quite good stuff on there sometimes

A broadcaster I'm a big fan of has done some work for Vintage TV recently. Watch Vintage TV is on my culture list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bord and doing fuck all, need some action

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all! Spent over 2 hours waxing tonight. Don't even know why I bothered! No buggers likely to notice

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening New. Have you yanked your body hair off? You look great.

The majority of it!

Phwoaarr.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"Evening all, just scoffed ma lamb shank dinner, and am now watching a David Coverdale documentary on Vintage TV

Now I fancy a lamb shank.

But not David Coverdale?

One of ma exs used to fancy the pants off him and called him David Covermealloverdale

I'll lamb shank solo. No David for me, thanks. He'll just have to Coverdale with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all. Serious case of the Sunday blues, so we're watching The Big Lebowski.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bord and doing fuck all, need some action "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jamal. I hope you find what you're looking for in Biggleswade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not that late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

Trying to upload a new pic... but it seems to be broken....again

Cowabunga Hine. Keep trying.

Over two hours and 14 attempts to upload... the tech here just seems to get worse and worse..

Patience is the key lol

Lol... maybe the internet decided I was just to ugly

You're beautiful, man. "

Thank you...

But when I was born the midwife slapped my face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all. Serious case of the Sunday blues, so we're watching The Big Lebowski. "

Cowabunga Retro. Your Sunday blues will soon be over, it's quarter to twelve.

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Good evening to one and all. Had a FAB weekend. Just relaxing in bed now and having a perv on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just given my un-ex© a long slow blowjob and now he's giving me a long slow massage.

If I'm really lucky it might lead to a pokey-bum-wank™

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over a year ago

"its not that late

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening and cowabunga. Okay, what time is late?

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over a year ago

Guest guitarist Morgan C. Hoax on Sleeper's Vegas is actually Graham Coxon of Blur.

Interesting nerd fact I just picked up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi

Trying to upload a new pic... but it seems to be broken....again

Cowabunga Hine. Keep trying.

Over two hours and 14 attempts to upload... the tech here just seems to get worse and worse..

Patience is the key lol

Lol... maybe the internet decided I was just to ugly

You're beautiful, man.

Thank you...

But when I was born the midwife slapped my face

But I bet your mum didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its not that late

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening and cowabunga. Okay, what time is late?"

hmmm,,,2,30 in the morning

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over a year ago

"Guest guitarist Morgan C. Hoax on Sleeper's Vegas is actually Graham Coxon of Blur.

Interesting nerd fact I just picked up.

Awesome nerding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guest saxophonist Morgan C. Hoax on Sleeper's Vegas is actually Graham Coxon of Blur.

Interesting nerd fact I just picked up.

FTFM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

Trying to upload a new pic... but it seems to be broken....again

Cowabunga Hine. Keep trying.

Over two hours and 14 attempts to upload... the tech here just seems to get worse and worse..

Patience is the key lol

Lol... maybe the internet decided I was just to ugly

You're beautiful, man.

Thank you...

But when I was born the midwife slapped my face

But I bet your mum didn't."

I'm not taking gambling tips off you Jim

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

"Hope you're okay Errol Flynn

Yeah, s'all good. I realised I'm being unnecessarily vague so, long story short... one of our rather aged dogs gave me a bite on Saturday. The situation leading up to it was a comedy of errors but the bite was unexpected and without warning (no growls or whatnot).

As we have two young monsters (one of which is the embodiment of chaos) we have decided the dog has got to go.

It is all a bit shit and I got a little emotional about everything.

Not about the bite though, I'm a manly man. Grrr.

Tomorrow we'll phone around shelters and see if anyone will take him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening to one and all. Had a FAB weekend. Just relaxing in bed now and having a perv on here.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Two. Life is good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guest guitarist Morgan C. Hoax on Sleeper's Vegas is actually Graham Coxon of Blur.

Interesting nerd fact I just picked up.

Awesome nerding. "

Saxophonist sorry. I was misinformed!

And the name is an anagram of Coxon's name!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If I'm really lucky it might lead to a pokey-bum-wank™

I'm crossing my fingers for you.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"Guest guitarist Morgan C. Hoax on Sleeper's Vegas is actually Graham Coxon of Blur.

Interesting nerd fact I just picked up.

Now thinking back to all the indie bands I was listening to as a teenager 20 years ago, which has reminded me how old I am now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm really lucky it might lead to a pokey-bum-wank™

I'm crossing my fingers for you."

Oh ok you can join in then Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"its not that late

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening and cowabunga. Okay, what time is late?

hmmm,,,2,30 in the morning"

Might be a big quiet at 2:30 am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you're okay Errol Flynn

As we have two young monsters (one of which is the embodiment of chaos) we have decided the dog has got to go.

It is all a bit shit and I got a little emotional about everything.

Not about the bite though, I'm a manly man. Grrr.

Tomorrow we'll phone around shelters and see if anyone will take him.

Oh gosh. I totally got the feels over that. What a tough situation. I'm a massive dog lover and know what a wrench that decision must be. I truly wish I was in the position to take your dogwog, if I could I would. Really hope it all gets sorted as smoothly as it can. But big hugs and tears for the dogster. What a shit situation.

I mean, can't you get rid of the sprogs instead? Just a thought...

Hope your hand heals up okay. You are the embodiment of manly, phwoaaaarrr, no fears there. I heart you hunky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi

Trying to upload a new pic... but it seems to be broken....again

Cowabunga Hine. Keep trying.

Over two hours and 14 attempts to upload... the tech here just seems to get worse and worse..

Patience is the key lol

Lol... maybe the internet decided I was just to ugly

You're beautiful, man.

Thank you...

But when I was born the midwife slapped my face

But I bet your mum didn't.

I'm not taking gambling tips off you Jim "

However, I'm great with mums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guest guitarist Morgan C. Hoax on Sleeper's Vegas is actually Graham Coxon of Blur.

Interesting nerd fact I just picked up.

Awesome nerding.

Saxophonist sorry. I was misinformed!

And the name is an anagram of Coxon's name!

There are only two saxophonists in modern music worth talking about.

And one of those is fictional

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guest guitarist Morgan C. Hoax on Sleeper's Vegas is actually Graham Coxon of Blur.

Interesting nerd fact I just picked up.

Awesome nerding.

Saxophonist sorry. I was misinformed!

And the name is an anagram of Coxon's name!

Of course it's an anagram.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

Trying to upload a new pic... but it seems to be broken....again

Cowabunga Hine. Keep trying.

Over two hours and 14 attempts to upload... the tech here just seems to get worse and worse..

Patience is the key lol

Lol... maybe the internet decided I was just to ugly

You're beautiful, man.

Thank you...

But when I was born the midwife slapped my face

But I bet your mum didn't.

I'm not taking gambling tips off you Jim

However, I'm great with mums."

Contraception might help you break that habit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If I'm really lucky it might lead to a pokey-bum-wank™

I'm crossing my fingers for you.

Oh ok you can join in then Jim

Nice to meet you Vay. You're so flirty! Is everyone in Stoke gay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm really lucky it might lead to a pokey-bum-wank™

I'm crossing my fingers for you.

Oh ok you can join in then Jim

Nice to meet you Vay. You're so flirty! Is everyone in Stoke gay?"

Well you know what they say, stoke on trent .... bent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If I'm really lucky it might lead to a pokey-bum-wank™

I'm crossing my fingers for you.

Oh ok you can join in then Jim

Nice to meet you Vay. You're so flirty! Is everyone in Stoke gay?

Well you know what they say, stoke on trent .... bent

Fabulous! I love the gays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm really lucky it might lead to a pokey-bum-wank™

I'm crossing my fingers for you.

Oh ok you can join in then Jim

Nice to meet you Vay. You're so flirty! Is everyone in Stoke gay?

Well you know what they say, stoke on trent .... bent

Fabulous! I love the gays."

So Dark. So Angelic.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"Guest guitarist Morgan C. Hoax on Sleeper's Vegas is actually Graham Coxon of Blur.

Interesting nerd fact I just picked up.

Awesome nerding.

Saxophonist sorry. I was misinformed!

And the name is an anagram of Coxon's name!

There are only two saxophonists in modern music worth talking about.

And one of those is fictional "

Is the fictional one "Bleedin' Gums" Murphy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all, I'm just sitting here chatting. Having some naughty convos though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a cat fight going down outside my window.

Very vocal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guest guitarist Morgan C. Hoax on Sleeper's Vegas is actually Graham Coxon of Blur.

Interesting nerd fact I just picked up.

Awesome nerding.

Saxophonist sorry. I was misinformed!

And the name is an anagram of Coxon's name!

There are only two saxophonists in modern music worth talking about.

And one of those is fictional

Is the fictional one "Bleedin' Gums" Murphy? "

No TonTonTattoo in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know it's you, you bummer.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"Guest guitarist Morgan C. Hoax on Sleeper's Vegas is actually Graham Coxon of Blur.

Interesting nerd fact I just picked up.

Awesome nerding.

Saxophonist sorry. I was misinformed!

And the name is an anagram of Coxon's name!

There are only two saxophonists in modern music worth talking about.

And one of those is fictional

Is the fictional one "Bleedin' Gums" Murphy?

No TonTonTattoo in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

I now have to re-watch that movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know it's you, you bummer."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi all, I'm just sitting here chatting. Having some naughty convos though.

Pervert.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

"I mean, can't you get rid of the sprogs instead? Just a thought..."

Honestly, I've been trying that one way or another for years. I'm pretty sure there is homing pigeon somewhere in their ancestry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean, can't you get rid of the sprogs instead? Just a thought...

Honestly, I've been trying that one way or another for years. I'm pretty sure there is homing pigeon somewhere in their ancestry.

Just a smidgeon of pigeon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a cat fight going down outside my window.

Very vocal.

Hate that sound.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guest guitarist Morgan C. Hoax on Sleeper's Vegas is actually Graham Coxon of Blur.

Interesting nerd fact I just picked up.

Awesome nerding.

Saxophonist sorry. I was misinformed!

And the name is an anagram of Coxon's name!

There are only two saxophonists in modern music worth talking about.

And one of those is fictional

Is the fictional one "Bleedin' Gums" Murphy?

No TonTonTattoo in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

I now have to re-watch that movie."

The real saxophonist is Mike Monroe from Hanoi rocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a cat fight going down outside my window.

Very vocal.

Hate that sound."

Muahhoowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

*shivers*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure it's not a stray cats gig?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"There's a cat fight going down outside my window.

Very vocal.

Are they fighting over a bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most people want a whole lot of noisy pussy about

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not in Stoke they don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm plenty of pussy and noise all on my own, thanks!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah, you never hear about SCFC roasting d*unken young ladies do you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They should put more effort into their football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLE226F460C2737775&v=-1E9PZQKklQ

Comedy gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder who's still confused with this thread closed thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me. I'm profused.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm going to pee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooooooooooh god

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Finished!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Not me. I'm profused. "

Whereas he may be prostating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now there's some pee glee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right night I'm busy now

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Pick a thread, any thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pokey bum bum time in Stoke.

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over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Pokey bum bum time in Stoke.

You put your big cock in,

You take your big cock out.

In out, in out, and wiggle it about,

You do the pokey Stokey

And you turn around,

That's what it's all about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For a poke, visit Stoke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Say goodbye, goodbye.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Auf Wiedersehen

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