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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't feel like you get enough men messaging you with offers of a blow job?

Accidentally leave yourself logged in for the day and watch them roll in!

Any more top tips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want a super full inbox? Add a new photo and forget to turn on your filters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Want a super full inbox? Add a new photo and forget to turn on your filters "

Or forget that filters exist in the first place...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Want to be fab persona non grata? Turn 60 and say you don't like kissing.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Want to be fab persona non grata? Turn 60 and say you don't like kissing. "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Want to be fab persona non grata? Turn 60 and say you don't like kissing. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Answer every FAF message every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When consuming your fab, try not to take big bites to prevent brainfreeze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mention cake ever!, at all ever never!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't mention cake ever!, at all ever never! "

That would be a miscake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to be on page 1 hot pics.

Post new pictures then start a thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message every guy in your area that you are cock hungry

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Struggling to get meets? Post a rant on the forums about how they are 'up themselves', and that Fab is full of fakes, then insult everyone who replies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't mention cake ever!, at all ever never!

That would be a miscake "

Ohhh donught be serious...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a good meet? Post a verification about every dirty detail that needs eye bleach after it's been read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't mention cake ever!, at all ever never!

That would be a miscake

Ohhh donught be serious... "

I'm rarely serious but a bit of a daredevil.

I'm usually icing with death.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Want women drooling over you? Add lots of cock pics, with objects that convey the size of the cock.

And make sure your one and only face pic is so disturbingly grumpy you look like a mass murderer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Want women drooling over you? Add lots of cock pics, with objects that convey the size of the cock.

And make sure your one and only face pic is so disturbingly grumpy you look like a mass murderer "

Thanks I'll try that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Want women drooling over you? Add lots of cock pics, with objects that convey the size of the cock.

And make sure your one and only face pic is so disturbingly grumpy you look like a mass murderer "

Takes note*

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry


"Want women drooling over you? Add lots of cock pics, with objects that convey the size of the cock.

And make sure your one and only face pic is so disturbingly grumpy you look like a mass murderer "

Love it!

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By *Tall.Dorky.HandsomishMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

If somebody hasn't messaged back. Send a further three.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want people to think you're important? Add the word professional to your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have nothing nice to say, keep your mouth shut .

A really good tip in my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have nothing nice to say, keep your mouth shut .

A really good tip in my opinion "

What if you have something naughty to say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have nothing nice to say, keep your mouth shut .

A really good tip in my opinion

What if you have something naughty to say? "

Ball gag!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't mention cake ever!, at all ever never!

That would be a miscake

Ohhh donught be serious...

I'm rarely serious but a bit of a daredevil.

I'm usually icing with death. "

You train for that? Or are you just a jammy dodger of death?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Not getting enough attention? Put 'not currently meeting' all over your profile and as a status. You'll have no choice but to cave in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Want a super full inbox? Add a new photo and forget to turn on your filters "

I tried this the other day with a new pic just to see. All filters off, nada, nothing, zip.

Nobody wants me, may as well give up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not getting enough attention? Put 'not currently meeting' all over your profile and as a status. You'll have no choice but to cave in! "

That actually works, women do desire something that's out of reach I've learned .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't mention cake ever!, at all ever never! "

Ah go on. There's cocaine in it! No I meant raisins. Go on, you will you will you will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Want people to think you're important? Add the word professional to your profile "

Even better, and get more messages, shorten it to pro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best thing a single guy can do is just sit back and the messages from cock hungry women up and down the country will come flooding in, just dangle your cock in your avatar as bait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have nothing nice to say, keep your mouth shut .

"

And your fingers tapping at the keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want women to think you are a sex god? Message them and tell them you can make them squirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

suppose certain statuses and a type of pic posted at daft o clock at weekends would draw in the loons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you want to be on page 1 hot pics.

Post new pictures then start a thread "

PTU xxx

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Don't pussyfoot around when it comes to telling people what you will make them do to please you sexually - people, especially women, like a forceful character. Lectures are always welcome about poor technique too, as well as if they've let their body fall below the standards you rightfully expect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tired of striking out after every unsolicited message?

Respond with an insult and tell them you didn't want to meet them anyway!

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Want women drooling over you? Add lots of cock pics, with objects that convey the size of the cock.

And make sure your one and only face pic is so disturbingly grumpy you look like a mass murderer

Thanks I'll try that "

make sure the back of your phone is in the mirror shot a

obscuring most of your face

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Want people to think you're important? Add the word professional to your profile "
better still add proffesional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Want women drooling over you? Add lots of cock pics, with objects that convey the size of the cock.

And make sure your one and only face pic is so disturbingly grumpy you look like a mass murderer "

Stop stalking....I've told you a few times and if it continues I'll report you then name and shame you on status as you can't get away with it in the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tired of striking out after every unsolicited message?

Respond with an insult and tell them you didn't want to meet them anyway! "

Send that to people you've never messaged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Want to be fab persona non grata? Turn 60 and say you don't like kissing. "

You know my ex? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want a distraction from work? Start a war with the other star signs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put a nice arse pic up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Want a distraction from work? Start a war with the other star signs. "

bugger off..

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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If they reply to one of your comments that's a sign they want to fuck you silly and if they don't they are just playing hard to get

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"If they reply to one of your comments that's a sign they want to fuck you silly and if they don't they are just playing hard to get "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they reply to one of your comments that's a sign they want to fuck you silly and if they don't they are just playing hard to get "

Cough...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"If they reply to one of your comments that's a sign they want to fuck you silly and if they don't they are just playing hard to get "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put up a status asking who wants to fuck. Your inbox will be flooded and you can take your pick

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry


"Want people to think you're important? Add the word professional to your profile better still add proffesional"

I love the "intellurgent professional looking for one women" Cracks me up every time I read it on a profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men- Want to pretend to be invisible? Post 'I'm in' on a 'fab it thread'!

*cynical I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men- Want to pretend to be invisible? Post 'I'm in' on a 'fab it thread'!

*cynical I know. "

Jeez Misterbee youre on a proper downer today! You want a bunny hug?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men: if your not so well endowed, use a number of chocolate manufactures tactics and on your profile describe it as "fun size"

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"Men- Want to pretend to be invisible? Post 'I'm in' on a 'fab it thread'!

*cynical I know.

Jeez Misterbee youre on a proper downer today! You want to fuck like bunnies ? "

I changed it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men- Want to pretend to be invisible? Post 'I'm in' on a 'fab it thread'!

*cynical I know.

Jeez Misterbee youre on a proper downer today! You want to fuck like bunnies ?

I changed it for you

"

I was being discreet. I was planning to seduce him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single men who are on here behind their wives back: cheer yourself up by watching your wedding video in reverse, so you can see yourself take the ring off, hand her back to her father, head back up the aisle and fuck off in your car.

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry


"Men: if your not so well endowed, use a number of chocolate manufactures tactics and on your profile describe it as "fun size" "

Or as I've spotted on sone profiles... just "borrow" someone else's cock pics instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sado-masachists: don't waste your time on here, simply travel on virgin trains during rush hour where you will receive humiliation, degradation, verbal and physical abuse and being shouted at by people in uniform every day, and it's still cheaper than paying for a dominatrix.

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry


"Sado-masachists: don't waste your time on here, simply travel on virgin trains during rush hour where you will receive humiliation, degradation, verbal and physical abuse and being shouted at by people in uniform every day, and it's still cheaper than paying for a dominatrix."

That's just cracked me up!

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