FabSwingers.com forum: questionaire

By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Just watching the 200th Episode of "inside the actors studio" (i know, weird/posh/classy delete whichever you fancy)

and at the end they always do a questionaire, consisting of 10 simple question...

so just thought i'd see how the wide world of fab swingers would answer them...

As OP I'll put up the questions.. and in my next post I'll put up my answers...

1. What is your favorite word?

2. What is your least favorite word?

3. What turns you on?

4. What turns you off?

5. What sound or noise do you love?

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

7. What is your favorite curse word?

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

9. What profession would you not like to do?

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

1. What is your favorite word? Love

2. What is your least favorite word? The C word

3. What turns you on? Caressing

4. What turns you off? Odours

5. What sound or noise do you love? The Sea/Ocean

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

Dentists Drill

7. What is your favorite curse word? Bloody Hell

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Egyptologist

9. What profession would you not like to do? Mortician

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Yvonne, your Mum is here waiting for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausages x 10 easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. What is your favorite word? 'mummy' spoken by my little one

2. What is your least favorite word? Dont have one

3. What turns you on? being kisses on the neck..

4. What turns you off? Bad teeth and body odour

5. What sound or noise do you love? my little one giggling and laughing

6. What sound or noise do you hate? my little one crying

7. What is your favorite curse word? fuck

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Teaching

9. What profession would you not like to do? become an undertaker

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? At last, some decent company. Fancy a drink? lets put your feet up and watch the world go by

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

1. What is your favorite word?

Twilight/serendipity

2. What is your least favorite word?

Telly

3. What turns you on?

Intelligence

4. What turns you off?

Offensive smells

5. What sound or noise do you love?

New born babies cry

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

Hysterical women screeching

7. What is your favorite curse word?

Twat

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

outreach worker

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Anything to do with technical stuff

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Well we had a few false starts but you didnt turn out to bad in the end

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

okay... my answers...

1. Happiness

2. the "n" word

3. People Laughing

4. Arrogence

5. The Cheer from a pub when the home team has scored

6. scream of a person in pain

7. Fuck!

8. Racing Driver

9. A&E nurse

10. "hello sean, glad you gave it your all! welcome in!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. What is your favorite word? Baby

2. What is your least favorite word? the C* word

3. What turns you on? caressing and touching

4. What turns you off? rudeness

5. What sound or noise do you love? the ocean

6. What sound or noise do you hate? guns

7. What is your favorite curse word? buggeryfucks

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? researcher for cancer reasearch

9. What profession would you not like to do? life og grime

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? welcome to hell lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. What is your favorite word? Yes

2. What is your least favorite word? No

3. What turns you on? Big boobs

4. What turns you off? Poor hygiene

5. What sound or noise do you love? Rain

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

Cutlery on teeth

7. What is your favorite curse word? Cock

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Footballer

9. What profession would you not like to do? Doctor

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Fuck off, you're far too early!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Unconventional

2. C**t

3. A sharp wit/good sense of humour

4. Arrogance and ignorance

5. The sounds of my happy pets

6. Babies crying/kids screaming

7. Feck

8. Goldsmith

9. Oral Hygienist

10. Eh, there is a mistake, you should go to Hell instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. What is your favorite word? Mum

2. What is your least favorite word? chav (its charver)

3. What turns you on? kissing

4. What turns you off? poor oral hygiene

5. What sound or noise do you love? old b&w moves of people running away or chasing someone with shoes on hard surfaces I just love the clip cloppy noise.

6. What sound or noise do you hate? feedback through looudspeakers

7. What is your favorite curse word? twat

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Music historian

9. What profession would you not like to do? anything that involved clearing somebody elses body fluids up

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Everyone's here...

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Just watching the 200th Episode of "inside the actors studio" (i know, weird/posh/classy delete whichever you fancy)

and at the end they always do a questionaire, consisting of 10 simple question...

so just thought i'd see how the wide world of fab swingers would answer them...

As OP I'll put up the questions.. and in my next post I'll put up my answers...

1. What is your favorite word? peace

2. What is your least favorite word? cunt

3. What turns you on? sensual kissing

4. What turns you off? smelly,unkept people

5. What sound or noise do you love?waterfall

6. What sound or noise do you hate?screaching

7. What is your favorite curse word?twat

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? accountant

9. What profession would you not like to do?miner

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?"
have to think about this one

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

1. Hello

2. a female name

3. Smiley eyes

4. Wind and rain together

5. guitar

6. women cackling 100db

7. the same female name

8. Pilot

9. Judge

10. there's wifi over there if you wanna sign on heavenlyangels

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

1. What is your favorite word? - Flange

2. What is your least favorite word? - Slag

3. What turns you on? – Too many things to list

4. What turns you off? – Too many things to list

5. What sound or noise do you love? – Diet being poured over ice

6. What sound or noise do you hate? – cutlery knives scrapping a plate surface as if they are trying to cut through to the table

7. What is your favorite curse word? - Twwwwat

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Criminal Psychologist…. or an Engineer so I could talk about flanges all day

9. What profession would you not like to do? – News of the World HR Manager

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? – Thank fuck you’re here… give me a hand sorting this lot out!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

1. Bollox

2. Panties

3. ooooo too many to list.

4. Negative people.

5. ( gonna be sickly now ) My OH's voice.

6. The alarm clock.

7. Bollox

8. Sex club owner

9. Sewage worker

10. Hello Ruggers, your 10 man gangbang is set up for you.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

1. What is your favorite word? FUDFACE

2. What is your least favorite word? NO

3. What turns you on? LAUGHTER

4. What turns you off? ARROGANCE

5. What sound or noise do you love? LAUGHTER

6. What sound or noise do you hate? SNORING

7. What is your favorite curse word? FUCKING TWAT

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? FORENSICS

9. What profession would you not like to do? GRAVEDIGGER

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? WRONG PLACE WENDY, THEY'RE WAITING ON YOU DOWNSTAIRS!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. What is your favorite word? - breasticles

2. What is your least favorite word? - any text speech

3. What turns you on? – restrained females

4. What turns you off? – gobby females

5. What sound or noise do you love? – my son's laugh

6. What sound or noise do you hate? – unneccessary shouting

7. What is your favorite curse word? - twat

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - forensic scientist, scenes of crime etc

9. What profession would you not like to do? – sales

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? – I suppose you'll be wanting your chair back then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. yes

2. no

3. humour

4. ignorance

5. rain lashing on windows/roof at night

6. rain lashing on roof/windows in the morning

7. bollocks

8. music (again)

9. telesales

10. if your names not down your not gettin in , its your lucky day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pussy period legs balls guitar scream twat pilot binman here’s a beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pussy period legs balls guitar scream twat pilot binman here’s a beer

hahahahah

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"pussy period legs balls guitar scream twat pilot binman here’s a beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. What is your favorite word?

Please

2. What is your least favorite word?

Gonnae

3. What turns you on?

Manners

4. What turns you off?

Bad smells and teeth

5. What sound or noise do you love?

The sea

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

My alarm

7. What is your favorite curse word?

Shit

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Mechanic or F1 driver

9. What profession would you not like to do?

The one i have

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

You're at the wrong place... go down there beside the fire and marshmallows. Your reservation in the front row is waiting for you.

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By *opeye-OliveCouple
over a year ago

worcester

1. What is your favorite word? Twat!

2. What is your least favorite word? Work

3. What turns you on? M Kissing, F Stength

4. What turns you off? M Slapping, F Limp hand shake

5. What sound or noise do you love? M Tunderstorm, F Bird song

6. What sound or noise do you hate? M Chidren!, F Metal on Metal

7. What is your favorite curse word? M Bollocks, F Fuck

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? M Race Driving, F Art

9. What profession would you not like to do? M Factory work, F Restaurant Work

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? M "Fuck me", F "Eat all the cake you like"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. What is your favorite word?

Moist

2. What is your least favorite word?

Glottal

3. What turns you on?

Intelligence and manners

4. What turns you off?

Body Odour - The bad kind!

5. What sound or noise do you love?

Silence

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

The noise stupidity makes when in full effect

7. What is your favorite curse word?

Fuckbeans!

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Chef.

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Investment Banker

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Piss off - your 25 years too early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. What is your favorite word?= discombobulated

2. What is your least favorite word?= cock

3. What turns you on?=little nibbles round my neck and back

4. What turns you off?=ignorance and bad teeth

5. What sound or noise do you love?=birds and water

6. What sound or noise do you hate?= dentist drills

7. What is your favorite curse word?=fuck

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?= acheology

9. What profession would you not like to do?= bailiff

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates = hello you...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

1. What is your favorite word? badger

2. What is your least favorite word? dank

3. What turns you on? kissing

4. What turns you off? farting

5. What sound or noise do you love? kids laughing

6. What sound or noise do you hate? people brushing their teeth - even on adverts!

7. What is your favorite curse word? fuck

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? family support worker

9. What profession would you not like to do? undertaker

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? ah good now the party can start

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

1. What is your favorite word?...Cock

2. What is your least favorite word?...Little Cocks

3. What turns you on?...Cock

4. What turns you off?...Little Cocks

5. What sound or noise do you love?...Zippers

6. What sound or noise do you hate?...Zippers closing

7. What is your favorite curse word?...Cock

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?...Tester in a Cock Factory

9. What profession would you not like to do?...Surgeon that cuts Cock off

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?....'Welcome Jane, you are in charge of all Heavenly Cocks'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. What is your favorite word?-Yes

2. What is your least favorite word?-No

3. What turns you on?-Sensuality

4. What turns you off?-Liars

5. What sound or noise do you love?- My dog snoring.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?-Children crying.

7. What is your favorite curse word?-Fuck.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?- Chef.

9. What profession would you not like to do?- Chiropodist.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?- Your dads sitting over there

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By *anictechCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow - ish ;-)

1. What is your favorite word? contraband (Long story, but it’s a legal story)

2. What is your least favorite word? Plug

3. What turns you on? Sensuality

4. What turns you off? Bigotry

5. What sound or noise do you love? Heavy rain

6. What sound or noise do you hate? Oasis (The band, can’t abide them never have)

7. What is your favorite curse word? Feck/shit

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Racing car driver

9. What profession would you not like to do? MP

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Swingers take the right, non swingers take the left.

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By *hristopher WalksMan
over a year ago

somewhere

1. Fuck

2. No

3. Confidence

4. People with blinders on

5. Ocean

6. Jet engines

7. Fuck

8. Personal Fitness Trainer

9. President

10. Yes you stubborn bastard you made it!

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

1. What is your favorite word? Experience

2. What is your least favorite word? Cu*t

3. What turns you on? Shibari

4. What turns you off? Hairy women

5. What sound or noise do you love? The bolt action on my target rifle

6. What sound or noise do you hate? My little girl crying

7. What is your favorite curse word? Bugger

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Moto GP rider

9. What profession would you not like to do? Teacher

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Your forgiven come on in.

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