FabSwingers.com forum: shoot em or shag em

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well what would you do to the person who posted last?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

personally I would shoot her above me, she is a raving loon, put the poor bitch out of her misery...Im so pretty, oh so pretty, oh so pretty.....twirls off into the distance.

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

oh shag but probebly get shot trying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oh shag but probebly get shot trying "

bang...blows smoke off her gun,, flips it round cowboy style and puts in back in her holster....grins.

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

"oh shag but probebly get shot trying

bang...blows smoke off her gun,, flips it round cowboy style and puts in back in her holster....grins."

fook that hurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oh shag but probebly get shot trying

bang...blows smoke off her gun,, flips it round cowboy style and puts in back in her holster....grins.

fook that hurt "

pah...is only a flesh wound!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"oh shag but probebly get shot trying

bang...blows smoke off her gun,, flips it round cowboy style and puts in back in her holster....grins.

fook that hurt

pah...is only a flesh wound!"

mmmmm lovely rump for aiming the shotgun at ...think of the fun removing the pellets with my teeth

ready...aim,,,fire!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oh shag but probebly get shot trying

bang...blows smoke off her gun,, flips it round cowboy style and puts in back in her holster....grins.

fook that hurt

pah...is only a flesh wound!

mmmmm lovely rump for aiming the shotgun at ...think of the fun removing the pellets with my teeth

ready...aim,,,fire!!"

did you just shoot me???

Biatch! lol and after I was going to put shag!!!

Ok still sticking with shag lmao.

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

i'd still shag, even with all the gunfire going on...

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"oh shag but probebly get shot trying

bang...blows smoke off her gun,, flips it round cowboy style and puts in back in her holster....grins.

fook that hurt

pah...is only a flesh wound!

mmmmm lovely rump for aiming the shotgun at ...think of the fun removing the pellets with my teeth

ready...aim,,,fire!!

did you just shoot me???

Biatch! lol and after I was going to put shag!!!

Ok still sticking with shag lmao.

sure i did....purely for sport and to get my teeth into you - i'm not as nice as people seem to think really

but i'd only shoot you once...so now its shag

hehehe xxx

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"i'd still shag, even with all the gunfire going on...

missed you slipping in between us there Martin....

get running....ready, aim...fire!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i'd still shag, even with all the gunfire going on...

missed you slipping in between us there Martin....

get running....ready, aim...fire!

pincer movement...cocks her weapon.

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"i'd still shag, even with all the gunfire going on...

missed you slipping in between us there Martin....

get running....ready, aim...fire!

Ouch !!!! that stung......i only mentioned women bloody drivers...

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"i'd still shag, even with all the gunfire going on...

missed you slipping in between us there Martin....

get running....ready, aim...fire!

pincer movement...cocks her weapon."

ok...ok....stop it....i surrender

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i'd still shag, even with all the gunfire going on...

missed you slipping in between us there Martin....

get running....ready, aim...fire!

pincer movement...cocks her weapon.

ok...ok....stop it....i surrender"

wuss

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"i'd still shag, even with all the gunfire going on...

missed you slipping in between us there Martin....

get running....ready, aim...fire!

pincer movement...cocks her weapon.

ok...ok....stop it....i surrender

wuss"

ha ha..just joking...BANG!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i'd still shag, even with all the gunfire going on...

missed you slipping in between us there Martin....

get running....ready, aim...fire!

pincer movement...cocks her weapon.

ok...ok....stop it....i surrender

wuss

ha ha..just joking...BANG!!!!!!!"

Bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'd still shag, even with all the gunfire going on...

missed you slipping in between us there Martin....

get running....ready, aim...fire!

pincer movement...cocks her weapon.

ok...ok....stop it....i surrender

wuss

ha ha..just joking...BANG!!!!!!!

Bastard!

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oh well ...in for a penny as they say......shoot em ...then shag em

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

defo shag mmmnnnn xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag... and then shag again.. Mmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shag... and then shag again.. Mmmm

shag em til they shoot....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag... and then shag again.. Mmmm

shag em til they shoot....

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my kinda gal!!!

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

oooooooooh...now I just need to have a shag.....on my way for a cold shower!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oooooooooh...now I just need to have a shag.....on my way for a cold shower!!!!"
oooooh no! lovely long deep warm bubble bath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag xx

"
devil faces? mmmm shoot then shag...off to necrophiliacs anon now.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shag xx

devil faces? mmmm shoot then shag...off to necrophiliacs anon now....."

goes along for the ride....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag xx

devil faces? mmmm shoot then shag...off to necrophiliacs anon now.....

goes along for the ride....

"
knew i recognised you! ...my names kaz...i screw dead people.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shag xx

devil faces? mmmm shoot then shag...off to necrophiliacs anon now.....

goes along for the ride....

knew i recognised you! ...my names kaz...i screw dead people....."

My names Molly...and I like to watch Kaz screw dead people...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag xx

devil faces? mmmm shoot then shag...off to necrophiliacs anon now.....

goes along for the ride....

knew i recognised you! ...my names kaz...i screw dead people.....

My names Molly...and I like to watch Kaz screw dead people...

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bloody tiring tho....one way traffic...and they never come

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shag xx

devil faces? mmmm shoot then shag...off to necrophiliacs anon now.....

goes along for the ride....

knew i recognised you! ...my names kaz...i screw dead people.....

My names Molly...and I like to watch Kaz screw dead people...

bloody tiring tho....one way traffic...and they never come "

I cant cope with being the cold shoulder, so I just like to watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag xx

devil faces? mmmm shoot then shag...off to necrophiliacs anon now.....

goes along for the ride....

knew i recognised you! ...my names kaz...i screw dead people.....

My names Molly...and I like to watch Kaz screw dead people...

bloody tiring tho....one way traffic...and they never come

I cant cope with being the cold shoulder, so I just like to watch.

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its made your face go green!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shag xx

devil faces? mmmm shoot then shag...off to necrophiliacs anon now.....

goes along for the ride....

knew i recognised you! ...my names kaz...i screw dead people.....

My names Molly...and I like to watch Kaz screw dead people...

bloody tiring tho....one way traffic...and they never come

I cant cope with being the cold shoulder, so I just like to watch.

its made your face go green!"

thats because secretly im jealous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag xx

devil faces? mmmm shoot then shag...off to necrophiliacs anon now.....

goes along for the ride....

knew i recognised you! ...my names kaz...i screw dead people.....

My names Molly...and I like to watch Kaz screw dead people...

bloody tiring tho....one way traffic...and they never come

I cant cope with being the cold shoulder, so I just like to watch.

its made your face go green!

thats because secretly im jealous!"
cos i shag dead people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would just shoot the fecking lot of yeah, then shag all the newies and talk to meself on forum and fall out with meself

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"i would just shoot the fecking lot of yeah, then shag all the newies and talk to meself on forum and fall out with meself"

Missed me cos I wasn't on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i would just shoot the fecking lot of yeah, then shag all the newies and talk to meself on forum and fall out with meself"
jeeeeze boots....stop takin the tablets ...go get a cig....and chillllll xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i would just shoot the fecking lot of yeah, then shag all the newies and talk to meself on forum and fall out with meself

Missed me cos I wasn't on"
Shag

Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i would just shoot the fecking lot of yeah, then shag all the newies and talk to meself on forum and fall out with meselfjeeeeze boots....stop takin the tablets ...go get a cig....and chillllll xxx"

am still taking the tabs and still smoking but am in the mood for shooting......wana shoot shoot the whole day down....down....down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i would just shoot the fecking lot of yeah, then shag all the newies and talk to meself on forum and fall out with meselfjeeeeze boots....stop takin the tablets ...go get a cig....and chillllll xxx

am still taking the tabs and still smoking but am in the mood for shooting......wana shoot shoot the whole day down....down....down"
bloody hell and it aint even monday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its tablet day every day so still gonna shoot the whole lot of you feckers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag xx

devil faces? mmmm shoot then shag...off to necrophiliacs anon now....."

Na devil faces meant i was feeling miscevious lol

And would love to be miscevious with you too MMmmmm xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag xx

devil faces? mmmm shoot then shag...off to necrophiliacs anon now.....

Na devil faces meant i was feeling miscevious lol

And would love to be miscevious with you too MMmmmm xxx"

well thats you with the barrel of the gun up yer arse and being pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well thats you with the barrel of the gun up yer arse and being pulled"

Im lost pussy lol

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Shag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well thats you with the barrel of the gun up yer arse and being pulled

Im lost pussy lol

coz the thread is shag or shoot. and u posted after my post with no comment. so yer getting the gun up yer arse

SHOOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shag

les

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shag

les"

shag les back...while craig sits in the corner trying to get the gun out of his arse

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

for both of us its a defo shag!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i plead the fifth ?

my aim is crap

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

ummmm...confused....can i just keep them there til i make up my mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ummmm...confused....can i just keep them there til i make up my mind?"

bang yer dead yer black blob pic looks like a bulls eye to me

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By *yruMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

dofo LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no pic

no comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't shoot !!! I surrender!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bout time too....

Now get those pants off.... Mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoo hoo I got one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your worth two.... at least x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag

Just off topic a bit - why can't females have a lady like cameo and couples a double one? Question for site support me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag, if you'd care to remember!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

first one up against the wall when the revolution comes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shag coz its ages since i had one up against the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shag but shoot em if they take our hub caps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"first one up against the wall when the revolution comes "

Gee thanks! Would shag you before you shot me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

deff shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"first one up against the wall when the revolution comes

Gee thanks! Would shag you before you shot me though

less than a milisecond then wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"first one up against the wall when the revolution comes

Gee thanks! Would shag you before you shot me though

less than a milisecond then wow "

shag up the shitter

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

night night folks gonna go and dream about who we might get to play with at some stage in the future

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and firm handshakes as appropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"night night folks gonna go and dream about who we might get to play with at some stage in the future

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and firm handshakes as appropriate"

Night night and shag xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"night night folks gonna go and dream about who we might get to play with at some stage in the future

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and firm handshakes as appropriate"
shag but he would only want to shake my hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"night night folks gonna go and dream about who we might get to play with at some stage in the future

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and firm handshakes as appropriateshag but he would only want to shake my hand"

Shag xx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"night night folks gonna go and dream about who we might get to play with at some stage in the future

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and firm handshakes as appropriateshag but he would only want to shake my hand"

no he wouldn't lol

going now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna shag everyone (its been awhile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive said it before & il say it again, ohhhhh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to be shag, cos I'm the worse shot in world..............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have to be shag, cos I'm the worse shot in world..............

made me chuckle, witty

same x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well im sure i dont need to say anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have to be shag, cos I'm the worse shot in world..............

made me chuckle, witty

same x"

But it was an informed decision, I did look at your profile lol!! Deffo shag xx

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