FabSwingers.com forum: Really really shitty horror films

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the worse you've seen?

I'm half watching Ouija on film4 and it's just dull, but Mischief Night from 2013 is probably the most naff and pointless I've seen.

Piranha 3DD was fairly naff, but also disgusting and HILARIOUS.

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By *ylan11Man
over a year ago

osterley

"What's the worse you've seen?

I'm half watching Ouija on film4 and it's just dull, but Mischief Night from 2013 is probably the most naff and pointless I've seen.

Piranha 3DD was fairly naff, but also disgusting and HILARIOUS."

Dead snow zombie nazi rubbish , nothing like day of the dead and so on

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By *heMightyPhwoarMan
over a year ago

Asgard

A movie called Bad Taste springs to mind when thinking of crappy horror movies, a horrendously acted low budget horror movie directed by Peter Jackson, one of his first films he wrote and directed, funny enough I found his movie Braindead one the most hilarious films I've ever seen.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I watched Satanic yesterday on Netflix. Truly awful and dull film (I fell asleep during it).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I post one I loved?

The People Under the Stairs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Demons.......

....but Bad Taste is an awesome film!

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By *ylan11Man
over a year ago

osterley

"Can I post one I loved?

The People Under the Stairs!

Good film , best I've seen is paranormal activity 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I post one I loved?

The People Under the Stairs!

A wes craven film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate horror films on account of watching Poltergeist as a very young teenager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Demons.......

....but Bad Taste is an awesome film!"

Demons the italian films?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, everyone raves about Dario Argento but that one was awful.

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

Often watch 'the horror channel'

So far, most dull boring films....

The Exam

Human centipede (that was shit)

Better films on there

Spit on your grave 1 & 2

SAW films

Wolf Creek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep, everyone raves about Dario Argento but that one was awful."

He was ok,bit overated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I post one I loved?

The People Under the Stairs!

Brilliant film!

Jeepers Creepers, that was utter shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not 'bad' per se, but anyone seen Antichrist? Very weird film

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Not 'bad' per se, but anyone seen Antichrist? Very weird film"

Yeah, I actually quite enjoyed that. It was bound to be weird given the director

but I thought it was visually arresting in parts and an interesting idea.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

The Killer Shrews. Although I kind of loved it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still not sure if I like it or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Killer Clowns From Outer Space.......shit yet brilliant!

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

'Premonition' starring Sandra Bullock is the one I always think of as a truly terrible horror film. Thinks it's clever and profound when in reality the plot's needlessly complex and the film is terminally dull.

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Killer Clowns From Outer Space.......shit yet brilliant!"

I made the wife sit through this as i was convinced it would still be brilliant having not seen it since I was a kid.

It was so shit. And boring. I was embarrassed and ended up apologising

She got me back by making me watch 'The Cell'. Jennifer Lopez as a homicide detective injected into the mind of a serial killer that has lapsed into a coma. Unbelievably, it's worse than it sounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Killer Clowns From Outer Space.......shit yet brilliant!

I made the wife sit through this as i was convinced it would still be brilliant having not seen it since I was a kid.

It was so shit. And boring. I was embarrassed and ended up apologising

She got me back by making me watch 'The Cell'. Jennifer Lopez as a homicide detective injected into the mind of a serial killer that has lapsed into a coma. Unbelievably, it's worse than it sounds.

Mr"

Jennifer Lopez, enough said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Killer Shrews. Although I kind of loved it."

My dad got that for Christmas! He has a friend who always finds ridiculous horrors for him.

I was talking to Jim about it, Shrewsbury Football Club being the Shrews and all.

Apparently the shrews are played by dogs, is this true? (I haven't seen it myself)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The porn movie massacre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a massive horror fan I collect them an iv find usually the best ones are the ones that are so bad they end up being highly entertaining for comedy value like slugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with bloody CCTV cameras in a house. BAH !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad taste instantly sprung to mind. Makes you realise how far Peter Jackson has progressed over the years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Midnight meat train, anyone seen it?

When I used to have normal tele I'd watch it every time it came on

So bad its almost good

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

The first Saw film was good...should have stopped there though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you bothered if the film knows it's shit? I watched the greasy strang-ler a few weeks ago. Hilariously bad but watchable.

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Horror movies are terrible now I guess growing up on the era of Freddy and Jason etc...

As a generation its fair to say we've become desensitized to it all.

When I was kid watching the above scared me shitless but when I watch them back now you have to laugh especially at the poor SFX.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you bothered if the film knows it's shit? I watched the greasy strang-ler a few weeks ago. Hilariously bad but watchable."

My friend keeps tellin me to watch that, I was howling watching the trailer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Killer Clowns From Outer Space.......shit yet brilliant!

I made the wife sit through this as i was convinced it would still be brilliant having not seen it since I was a kid.

It was so shit. And boring. I was embarrassed and ended up apologising

She got me back by making me watch 'The Cell'. Jennifer Lopez as a homicide detective injected into the mind of a serial killer that has lapsed into a coma. Unbelievably, it's worse than it sounds.

Mr"

I'm going to hold my hands up and admit to loving The Cell...

Not quite a horror but Snakes on a Plane is just ridiculous. I think it was meant to be, at least I hope so...

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By *ndecidedMan
over a year ago

London

The Horrible Dr Bones was a bucket of shot without the bucket

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I find a lot of "torture porn" horror films really boring.

Plus all the never ending cash in sequels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you bothered if the film knows it's shit? I watched the greasy strang-ler a few weeks ago. Hilariously bad but watchable.

My friend keeps tellin me to watch that, I was howling watching the trailer!"

Go for it... you will find yourself calling people a bullshit artist afterwards.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm fine be controversial and say the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Maybe it was good at the time.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

*gonna.

Autocorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you bothered if the film knows it's shit? I watched the greasy strang-ler a few weeks ago. Hilariously bad but watchable.

My friend keeps tellin me to watch that, I was howling watching the trailer!

Go for it... you will find yourself calling people a bullshit artist afterwards."

Hootie tootie disco cutie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Often watch 'the horror channel'

So far, most dull boring films....

Human centipede (that was shit)

SAW films

These made me feel sick...

I had nightmares after watching

Human centipede....then I watched the trailer for N°3

everytime I put the muzzle on my dog it reminds me of this fIlminster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Often watch 'the horror channel'

So far, most dull boring films....

Human centipede (that was shit)

SAW films

These made me feel sick...

I had nightmares after watching

Human centipede....then I watched the trailer for N°3

everytime I put the muzzle on my dog it reminds me of this fIlminster

*film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not 'bad' per se, but anyone seen Antichrist? Very weird film

Yeah, I actually quite enjoyed that. It was bound to be weird given the director

but I thought it was visually arresting in parts and an interesting idea. "

Seriously,charlotte gainsbourgh is a porn actress if you ask me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it in scary films they all do stupid things. I'm screaming at the TV "don't go in there" or "don't get in the car him". It's like all common sense goes out the window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it in scary films they all do stupid things. I'm screaming at the TV "don't go in there" or "don't get in the car him". It's like all common sense goes out the window. "

I know what you mean. They all wander around with the lights off and go down into the scary basement when they hear a noise.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"The Killer Shrews. Although I kind of loved it.

My dad got that for Christmas! He has a friend who always finds ridiculous horrors for him.

I was talking to Jim about it, Shrewsbury Football Club being the Shrews and all.

Apparently the shrews are played by dogs, is this true? (I haven't seen it myself)"

Yep. For quite a few scenes said shrews are actually dogs wearing weird shrew coats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leprechaun, the finest work of Warwick Davis and Jennifer Aniston

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By *cott89Man
over a year ago

prestatyn

worst horror ive ever seen is called troll, but there are some horrors that are so bad they are good like a film called brain dead, for the first half hour it was terrible but then me and my brother were in stitches watching it theres a bit in it where a zombie baby is running around a house with someone elses leg and using it to kick people in the balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All through the house. Seriously you would think it was made in the 80's.....it's about 18months old!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pitch Fork and Don't Fuck in the woods are 2 I have seen recently , dreadful but watchable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ripper

Body melt

Frankenhooker

Texas chainsaw massacre 2 (shame on you Dennis Hopper)

Wrong turn 4

Not a fan of the livecam films like Devil Inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A movie called Bad Taste springs to mind when thinking of crappy horror movies, a horrendously acted low budget horror movie directed by Peter Jackson, one of his first films he wrote and directed, funny enough I found his movie Braindead one the most hilarious films I've ever seen. "

Funnily enough, as soon as I saw this topic title, I thought of Bad Taste. So bad it was brilliant!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Saw one years ago called Blood simple,it was absolute crap,no horror in it

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw one years ago called Blood simple,it was absolute crap,no horror in it

Miss"

It's a crime drama not a horror film?

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By *heMightyPhwoarMan
over a year ago

Asgard

"Leprechaun, the finest work of Warwick Davis and Jennifer Aniston

But then not as bad as Leprechaun In The Hood, I mean jeez who come up with that idea

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Definitely has to be Nazis At The Center Of The Earth. (Correct spelling).

Researchers in Antarctica get abducted and dragged underground and then it's about the zombie Nazis who regenerate from the people they abduct whilst Hitler is in the process off being brought back to life, only it's just his head, the rest of him is a giant robot which turns into a flying spaceship towards the end. I think that's how it went. Anyway, how it actually ends is so stupid too.

I rated this a 2/10 as it was one of those films you couldn't stop watching, or you'd have an unanswered question for the rest of your life. It started normally and just got crazier and more ludicrous as it progressed.

Would I watch it again? Definitely not!

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