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Would someone bloomin hurry up and invent a Star Trek style transporter.. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I really really reallyyyy wish i didnt live in South Devon.. so if anyone up north ish wants to swap

Frustrated doesn't come close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me about it! Distance is a bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instant transmission would be cool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell me about it! Distance is a bugger"

We live in the best part of the world,, yet the people we desire are fecking miles away.. grrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm working on it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Instant transmission would be cool "

just being able to click your fingers and being anywhere you want to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm working on it! "

Get Funky Monkey on it with you.. he does time travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm working on it! "

Any estimate on when it might be ready?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This would solve a lot of problems, especially here on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm working on it!

Get Funky Monkey on it with you.. he does time travel "

Ooooh, just like a sexy version of Dr Who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beam me up Scotty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm working on it!

Get Funky Monkey on it with you.. he does time travel

Ooooh, just like a sexy version of Dr Who "

HAHA thats brilliant,, never thought of it til now

Your very lucky,, have you seen his bum

Shame he is leaving soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beam me up Scotty "

hahaha

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I would be first in line for one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm working on it!

Get Funky Monkey on it with you.. he does time travel

Ooooh, just like a sexy version of Dr Who

HAHA thats brilliant,, never thought of it til now

Your very lucky,, have you seen his bum

Shame he is leaving soon "

He does time travel, so he has already left, and will be here for years, and is leaving soon all at the same time

You are too young to remember it but the Tomorrow People's "jaunting belt" is what you need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeap direct to my house sassy pronto !!!

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I'm working on it!

Any estimate on when it might be ready? "

Last Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to live by the beach if anyone wants to swap?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I'd like to live by the beach if anyone wants to swap?"

I would but I´m not keen on Rawr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i just have first dibs on a nice country house if we are swapping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to live by the beach if anyone wants to swap?"

meh your not far enough North..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeap direct to my house sassy pronto !!! "

How could i refuse an offer like that.. lets just see if it gets made x x

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I'd like to live by the beach if anyone wants to swap?"

I won't swap... But you're welcome to visit

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By *ait88Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

Why bother? What's wrong with virtual reality and wacky baccy, etc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do hate the distances. Definitely need a time transporter. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm working on it!

Any estimate on when it might be ready?

Last Tuesday "

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

It would be great, but in my fantasy opinion, the reality is that the devices would be government controlled for the early years, with high charges imposed. When the technology filters down to devices for personal use, the government have already had the high fee system in place for long enough that they would be heavily taxed on use, so they retain their income. Think cars and road tax, as a comparison.

The devices would have to have a tracking system in place, so just imagine the invasion of privacy there, for officials to have the power to check whenever they suspected terrorism or crime. In today's society, the comparison would be a mobile phone, so it's not too big a step to create powers for new technology, especially when sci-fi programmes show how it can be used. Imagine having a regular conversation in the street and some random strangers appear out of thin air. Sure, we are going to carry on chatting as though nothing has happened. No, we aren't afraid of anything at all, those stun guns are perfectly harmless.

Also, anyone cheating is going to be so paranoid that they might be caught by an unexpected teleportation visit from their partner, that they aren't likely to be successful in picking up anyone for sex. Either that, or a quickie becomes the art of a super fast chat up line, followed by 1 or 2 minutes of fast sex. For some, that might be an extension to their existing timeframe though.

Seriously though, teleportation would be great, especially for medical emergencies or ordering fast food.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Wrong smilies. not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It would be great, but in my fantasy opinion, the reality is that the devices would be government controlled for the early years, with high charges imposed. When the technology filters down to devices for personal use, the government have already had the high fee system in place for long enough that they would be heavily taxed on use, so they retain their income. Think cars and road tax, as a comparison.

The devices would have to have a tracking system in place, so just imagine the invasion of privacy there, for officials to have the power to check whenever they suspected terrorism or crime. In today's society, the comparison would be a mobile phone, so it's not too big a step to create powers for new technology, especially when sci-fi programmes show how it can be used. Imagine having a regular conversation in the street and some random strangers appear out of thin air. Sure, we are going to carry on chatting as though nothing has happened. No, we aren't afraid of anything at all, those stun guns are perfectly harmless.

Also, anyone cheating is going to be so paranoid that they might be caught by an unexpected teleportation visit from their partner, that they aren't likely to be successful in picking up anyone for sex. Either that, or a quickie becomes the art of a super fast chat up line, followed by 1 or 2 minutes of fast sex. For some, that might be an extension to their existing timeframe though.

Seriously though, teleportation would be great, especially for medical emergencies or ordering fast food. "

i love the thought you put into this.. i just want it to take advantage of a certain sexy man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be great, but in my fantasy opinion, the reality is that the devices would be government controlled for the early years, with high charges imposed. When the technology filters down to devices for personal use, the government have already had the high fee system in place for long enough that they would be heavily taxed on use, so they retain their income. Think cars and road tax, as a comparison.

The devices would have to have a tracking system in place, so just imagine the invasion of privacy there, for officials to have the power to check whenever they suspected terrorism or crime. In today's society, the comparison would be a mobile phone, so it's not too big a step to create powers for new technology, especially when sci-fi programmes show how it can be used. Imagine having a regular conversation in the street and some random strangers appear out of thin air. Sure, we are going to carry on chatting as though nothing has happened. No, we aren't afraid of anything at all, those stun guns are perfectly harmless.

Also, anyone cheating is going to be so paranoid that they might be caught by an unexpected teleportation visit from their partner, that they aren't likely to be successful in picking up anyone for sex. Either that, or a quickie becomes the art of a super fast chat up line, followed by 1 or 2 minutes of fast sex. For some, that might be an extension to their existing timeframe though.

Seriously though, teleportation would be great, especially for medical emergencies or ordering fast food. "

Killjoy. That has seriously taken all the fun out of that thought process.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"It would be great, but in my fantasy opinion, the reality is that the devices would be government controlled for the early years, with high charges imposed. When the technology filters down to devices for personal use, the government have already had the high fee system in place for long enough that they would be heavily taxed on use, so they retain their income. Think cars and road tax, as a comparison.

The devices would have to have a tracking system in place, so just imagine the invasion of privacy there, for officials to have the power to check whenever they suspected terrorism or crime. In today's society, the comparison would be a mobile phone, so it's not too big a step to create powers for new technology, especially when sci-fi programmes show how it can be used. Imagine having a regular conversation in the street and some random strangers appear out of thin air. Sure, we are going to carry on chatting as though nothing has happened. No, we aren't afraid of anything at all, those stun guns are perfectly harmless.

Also, anyone cheating is going to be so paranoid that they might be caught by an unexpected teleportation visit from their partner, that they aren't likely to be successful in picking up anyone for sex. Either that, or a quickie becomes the art of a super fast chat up line, followed by 1 or 2 minutes of fast sex. For some, that might be an extension to their existing timeframe though.

Seriously though, teleportation would be great, especially for medical emergencies or ordering fast food.

Killjoy. That has seriously taken all the fun out of that thought process. "

It was meant to be tongue in cheek. Blame the government, its them who are imposing the taxes on teleportation. LOL.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK what about a Holodeck then?

So we use virtual reality instead..

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"It would be great, but in my fantasy opinion, the reality is that the devices would be government controlled for the early years, with high charges imposed. When the technology filters down to devices for personal use, the government have already had the high fee system in place for long enough that they would be heavily taxed on use, so they retain their income. Think cars and road tax, as a comparison.

The devices would have to have a tracking system in place, so just imagine the invasion of privacy there, for officials to have the power to check whenever they suspected terrorism or crime. In today's society, the comparison would be a mobile phone, so it's not too big a step to create powers for new technology, especially when sci-fi programmes show how it can be used. Imagine having a regular conversation in the street and some random strangers appear out of thin air. Sure, we are going to carry on chatting as though nothing has happened. No, we aren't afraid of anything at all, those stun guns are perfectly harmless.

Also, anyone cheating is going to be so paranoid that they might be caught by an unexpected teleportation visit from their partner, that they aren't likely to be successful in picking up anyone for sex. Either that, or a quickie becomes the art of a super fast chat up line, followed by 1 or 2 minutes of fast sex. For some, that might be an extension to their existing timeframe though.

Seriously though, teleportation would be great, especially for medical emergencies or ordering fast food. "

Fookin' epic.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

All this star trek talk is getting me hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A teleporter would be dead handy. There are a few hotties around the country I would love to meet but distance is prohibitive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me about it! Distance is a bugger

We live in the best part of the world,, yet the people we desire are fecking miles away.. grrrrrrrrr"

Glad it's not just me at the grrrrr stage!!

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