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twisting your melons

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have no idea why I called the thread that, I was just admiring my fuit bowl and it popped into my head.

cherry anyone????

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By *oddessWoman
over a year ago

swansea

its a line from a song isnt it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

no idea....could be, Im twisting your melons man, keeps going through my head...actually it is driving me nuts now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it's Happy Mondays

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

ffs its saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ffs its saturday"
Lol

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"Have no idea why I called the thread that, I was just admiring my fuit bowl and it popped into my head.

cherry anyone????"

thanks...lost my cherry years ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have no idea why I called the thread that, I was just admiring my fuit bowl and it popped into my head.

cherry anyone????

thanks...lost my cherry years ago"

You can get more at Asda...other leading supermarkets are also available!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Have no idea why I called the thread that, I was just admiring my fuit bowl and it popped into my head.

cherry anyone????

thanks...lost my cherry years ago"

Ate a full bocx of cherries last week, perhaps one was yours lol

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"Have no idea why I called the thread that, I was just admiring my fuit bowl and it popped into my head.

cherry anyone????

thanks...lost my cherry years ago

Ate a full bocx of cherries last week, perhaps one was yours lol"

oooh i wondered why i had a strange but lovely tingle while i was dpoing the ironing in the week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have no idea why I called the thread that, I was just admiring my fuit bowl and it popped into my head.

cherry anyone????

thanks...lost my cherry years ago

Ate a full bocx of cherries last week, perhaps one was yours lol

oooh i wondered why i had a strange but lovely tingle while i was dpoing the ironing in the week"

I tried ironing once...didnt pick any bits up off MY carpet!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"Have no idea why I called the thread that, I was just admiring my fuit bowl and it popped into my head.

cherry anyone????

thanks...lost my cherry years ago

Ate a full bocx of cherries last week, perhaps one was yours lol

oooh i wondered why i had a strange but lovely tingle while i was dpoing the ironing in the week

I tried ironing once...didnt pick any bits up off MY carpet!"

dont do ironing...its womens work

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Have no idea why I called the thread that, I was just admiring my fuit bowl and it popped into my head.

cherry anyone????

thanks...lost my cherry years ago

Ate a full bocx of cherries last week, perhaps one was yours lol

oooh i wondered why i had a strange but lovely tingle while i was dpoing the ironing in the week

I tried ironing once...didnt pick any bits up off MY carpet!"

K's been harvesting melons if thats any help

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"Have no idea why I called the thread that, I was just admiring my fuit bowl and it popped into my head.

cherry anyone????

thanks...lost my cherry years ago

Ate a full bocx of cherries last week, perhaps one was yours lol

oooh i wondered why i had a strange but lovely tingle while i was dpoing the ironing in the week

I tried ironing once...didnt pick any bits up off MY carpet!

K's been harvesting melons if thats any help "

now i like the idea of lots of lovely melons waiting to be harvested

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

i was really looking forward to this thread, i imagined women folding one boob across the top of the other one,

like a competition to see who could do the most twists.

the older girls would obviously have an advantage.

as the thread has nothing to do with twisting melons, i'm disappointed

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Have no idea why I called the thread that, I was just admiring my fuit bowl and it popped into my head.

cherry anyone????

thanks...lost my cherry years ago

Ate a full bocx of cherries last week, perhaps one was yours lol

oooh i wondered why i had a strange but lovely tingle while i was dpoing the ironing in the week

I tried ironing once...didnt pick any bits up off MY carpet!

K's been harvesting melons if thats any help

now i like the idea of lots of lovely melons waiting to be harvested "

Not long till the beach party now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i was really looking forward to this thread, i imagined women folding one boob across the top of the other one,

like a competition to see who could do the most twists.

the older girls would obviously have an advantage.

as the thread has nothing to do with twisting melons, i'm disappointed"

I will take them out of my socks and twist them for you!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"i was really looking forward to this thread, i imagined women folding one boob across the top of the other one,

like a competition to see who could do the most twists.

the older girls would obviously have an advantage.

as the thread has nothing to do with twisting melons, i'm disappointed"

some of us oldies still have nice firm melons that wont twist too much yet

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"i was really looking forward to this thread, i imagined women folding one boob across the top of the other one,

like a competition to see who could do the most twists.

the older girls would obviously have an advantage.

as the thread has nothing to do with twisting melons, i'm disappointed

some of us oldies still have nice firm melons that wont twist too much yet

"

well it doesnt look like you'll be winning any melon twisting competitions yet,

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"i was really looking forward to this thread, i imagined women folding one boob across the top of the other one,

like a competition to see who could do the most twists.

the older girls would obviously have an advantage.

as the thread has nothing to do with twisting melons, i'm disappointed

I will take them out of my socks and twist them for you! "

i bet you say that to all the boys...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u a boy. i just luked at ya profile and yer the same age as me....fookin ancient

bet yer cock is wrinkly and yer balls are saggy and thats why ya lying on yer tummy in the pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got that bloody song going round my head now ! grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well sing this one the

Watching the people get lairy

Is not very pretty I tell thee

Walking through town is quite scary

And not very sensible either

A friend of a friend he got beaten

He looked the wrong way at a policeman

Would never have happened to Smeaton

An old Leodensian

La-ah-ah, lalala la la la

Ah-ah-ah, lalala la la la

I predict a riot, I predict a riot

I predict a riot, I predict a riot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well sing this one the

Watching the people get lairy

Is not very pretty I tell thee

Walking through town is quite scary

And not very sensible either

A friend of a friend he got beaten

He looked the wrong way at a policeman

Would never have happened to Smeaton

An old Leodensian

La-ah-ah, lalala la la la

Ah-ah-ah, lalala la la la

I predict a riot, I predict a riot

I predict a riot, I predict a riot

"
lol no riots here today ....well not til we hit nottingham later anyway.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(the city ...not the peeps!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(the city ...not the peeps!)"

yeah ave a brill one my mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(the city ...not the peeps!)

yeah ave a brill one my mates"
we will .....when he gets back from bloody clothes shopping! men!!!!

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