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 We'll put away the bickie tin and have cake for this one 
Thread Veterans.... Well done and line up to claim your super-smiler badges 
Thread Newbies.... Its pretty simple - mail someone (or everyone if the mood grabs you) on this thread and say something to make them smile... Compliments always go down well 
Two rules of the smile thread:
1) Nobody ever has to justify the need for a smile. Just ask if you need some. (all credit goes to Gemini Man for this rule)
2) Newbies make the tea... There's a 'kiss the cook' apron behind the door to avoid delicate bits getting scalded. (this rule's purely my own, and I take mine black with no sugar ta!) | |||
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"Woohoo!!! Its our Teniversary We'll put away the bickie tin and have cake for this one
Thread Veterans.... Well done and line up to claim your super-smiler badges
Thread Newbies.... Its pretty simple - mail someone (or everyone if the mood grabs you) on this thread and say something to make them smile... Compliments always go down well
Two rules of the smile thread:
1) Nobody ever has to justify the need for a smile. Just ask if you need some. (all credit goes to Gemini Man for this rule)
2) Newbies make the tea... There's a 'kiss the cook' apron behind the door to avoid delicate bits getting scalded. (this rule's purely my own, and I take mine black with no sugar ta!)"Ohhh it's smile time, fave time of day
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how are you this evening pet? | |||
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"Woohoo!!! Its our Teniversary We'll put away the bickie tin and have cake for this one
Thread Veterans.... Well done and line up to claim your super-smiler badges
Thread Newbies.... Its pretty simple - mail someone (or everyone if the mood grabs you) on this thread and say something to make them smile... Compliments always go down well
Two rules of the smile thread:
1) Nobody ever has to justify the need for a smile. Just ask if you need some. (all credit goes to Gemini Man for this rule)
2) Newbies make the tea... There's a 'kiss the cook' apron behind the door to avoid delicate bits getting scalded. (this rule's purely my own, and I take mine black with no sugar ta!)"Those eyes ?? just tell me not to drop the cream cakes or be naughty op | |||
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I think I already did today. And a couple of people did me too | |||
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Nah, well done OP and other posters! I like genuine smiles so if those have been created, good work. | |||
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"Evening Happy how are you this evening pet?"I'm sleepy, was meant to be going out but another let down. So popcorn and tv, how is your evening? | |||
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"Those eyes ?? just tell me not to drop the cream cakes or be naughty op" Cake dropping is a punishable offence.... If you do it go hang your head in shame in the corner.... Oh and you're on washing up duty after everyone's had tea  | |||
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"Wow, Happy 10
I think I already did today. And a couple of people did me too "Lucky you getting done several times!!! oh.... You mean smiles.....  | |||
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"Wow, Happy 10
I think I already did today. And a couple of people did me too
Lucky you getting done several times!!! oh.... You mean smiles..... "Just smiles today, but big ones | |||
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Nah, well done OP and other posters! I like genuine smiles so if those have been created, good work. "Its this happy lot keeping it going.... I'm just here to collect the tea towels for washing.... | |||
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"Evening Happy how are you this evening pet?
I'm sleepy, was meant to be going out but another let down. So popcorn and tv, how is your evening?"((hugs)) tv and a giant cookie here. I might even be reckless and have 2!! | |||
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"Wow 10 already. Great that it's still going strong. Love sharing smiles x "Your badge is gold plated - you've shared so many smiles people think the wind has changed | |||
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"We're in Kinky  "Another pair of veterans deserving smile badges!! | |||
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"Wow 10 already. Great that it's still going strong. Love sharing smiles x
Your badge is gold plated - you've shared so many smiles people think the wind has changed "Aww thank you, it's lovely to make people smile. X | |||
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"Make me smile. God knows I need it!!! " Sent x | |||
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"I think someone on this thread may have just admitted to a potential hold up! I dont want to name names but it involved a banana and black gloves
What should I do? "Well put the kettle on for a start!!! | |||
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"Hmmm JD and always raises a smile in me...happy to share And teniversary?! Wow!! "Make mine a g&t and you're on!! | |||
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"I think someone on this thread may have just admitted to a potential hold up! I dont want to name names but it involved a banana and black gloves
What should I do?
Well put the kettle on for a start!!! "They werent holding me up - I just cleaned out my piggy bank to buy a crate of dark toblerones | |||
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"Put sky 1 on Micky Flanagan will make you smile "Your bum makes me smile | |||
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"Am I still a newbie now?? As I've posted on one of these the other day.....or am I still making the tea??" You're still on probation, you're off tea duty but not letting you near the coffee machine just yet | |||
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"I think someone on this thread may have just admitted to a potential hold up! I dont want to name names but it involved a banana and black gloves
What should I do?
Well put the kettle on for a start!!!
They werent holding me up - I just cleaned out my piggy bank to buy a crate of dark toblerones "A crate???? I might just keep you...  | |||
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"I think someone on this thread may have just admitted to a potential hold up! I dont want to name names but it involved a banana and black gloves
What should I do?
Well put the kettle on for a start!!!
They werent holding me up - I just cleaned out my piggy bank to buy a crate of dark toblerones
A crate???? I might just keep you... "Haha | |||
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"Congrats op x"Cheers but its not me that's kept it going.... Some of our veterans have even stepped in to open new parts at times when I was awol... There's a lot of lovely people perched on our oversized sofa | |||
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"Am I still a newbie now?? As I've posted on one of these the other day.....or am I still making the tea?? You're still on probation, you're off tea duty but not letting you near the coffee machine just yet "dam....well it's a start I suppose, tomorrow the coffee machine the next day the world mwahaha | |||
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"Make me smile. God knows I need it!!! Sent x" Thanks. Appreciated. Xx | |||
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"Hi everyone, I'm a long time smiler, first time poster. How does everyone want their brew? "Ooo a nice cup of tea, milk and no sugar please. Welcome to the thread. And very nice to see you in the apron x | |||
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"Hi everyone, I'm a long time smiler, first time poster. How does everyone want their brew?
Ooo a nice cup of tea, milk and no sugar please.
Welcome to the thread. And very nice to see you in the apron x "Coming right up! Thanks, pink really is my colour | |||
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"Good morning you jolly spiffing chums , a busy work day today busy will be sharing my smiles ans having a chuckle , have the most splendid Saturday "your new pic made me smile this morning!! some days just looking at my friend updates on here is enough to make me happy | |||
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"Hi everyone, I'm a long time smiler, first time poster. How does everyone want their brew?
Ooo a nice cup of tea, milk and no sugar please.
Welcome to the thread. And very nice to see you in the apron x
Coming right up!
Thanks, pink really is my colour"Reeled you in have I?... and I didn't even have to offer pizza... welcome to the smile thread xx | |||
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"Hello troops... Hope you're all having a wonderful day so far? xxx "It's raining here but I'm inside so still smiling x | |||
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as per the rules kettle is on AND I have shortbread biscuits on offer too if I can tempt anyone | |||
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"Hello troops... Hope you're all having a wonderful day so far? xxx
It's raining here but I'm inside so still smiling x "I'm in the garden squinting at my phone screen in the sun  glad to see you're smiling x | |||
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"First time posting here with my smile as per the rules kettle is on AND I have shortbread biscuits on offer too if I can tempt anyone "Welcome and thanks for the shortbread!! I'm more than tempted | |||
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"First time posting here with my smile as per the rules kettle is on AND I have shortbread biscuits on offer too if I can tempt anyone
Welcome and thanks for the shortbread!! I'm more than tempted "I do like to tempt | |||
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"Afternoon. I've been cooking pizza with the munchkin. She is doing cheese and ham and I'm doing chocolate "That is just so wrong. Spoiling chocolate with pizza x | |||
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Have a fabby filthy weekend x | |||
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"Afternoon. I've been cooking pizza with the munchkin. She is doing cheese and ham and I'm doing chocolate
That is just so wrong. Spoiling chocolate with pizza x " once it comes out of the oven I'll let you know if I agree or not | |||
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"Afternoon. I've been cooking pizza with the munchkin. She is doing cheese and ham and I'm doing chocolate "she needs pineapple on that pizza | |||
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"Afternoon. I've been cooking pizza with the munchkin. She is doing cheese and ham and I'm doing chocolate
That is just so wrong. Spoiling chocolate with pizza x
once it comes out of the oven I'll let you know if I agree or not "Chocolate and marshmallow pizza is the best | |||
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"Afternoon. I've been cooking pizza with the munchkin. She is doing cheese and ham and I'm doing chocolate
That is just so wrong. Spoiling chocolate with pizza x
once it comes out of the oven I'll let you know if I agree or not
Chocolate and marshmallow pizza is the best "With a side portion of pre-cum for you lol | |||
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"Afternoon. I've been cooking pizza with the munchkin. She is doing cheese and ham and I'm doing chocolate
she needs pineapple on that pizza "Right on sister! | |||
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"Afternoon. I've been cooking pizza with the munchkin. She is doing cheese and ham and I'm doing chocolate
That is just so wrong. Spoiling chocolate with pizza x
once it comes out of the oven I'll let you know if I agree or not
Chocolate and marshmallow pizza is the best "Funny you should say that | |||
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"Afternoon people I'll play " Welcome to the smile thread. Newbies have to put the kettle on. Tea and coffee all around x | |||
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"Ahh lovely thread, lovely people xx "Very nice bum. Id like to bite it | |||
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"Ahh lovely thread, lovely people xx Very nice bum. Id like to bite it "It likes being bitten
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"Afternoon people I'll play Welcome to the smile thread. Newbies have to put the kettle on. Tea and coffee all around x "Kettles boiled | |||
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"Afternoon. I've been cooking pizza with the munchkin. She is doing cheese and ham and I'm doing chocolate
That is just so wrong. Spoiling chocolate with pizza x
once it comes out of the oven I'll let you know if I agree or not
Chocolate and marshmallow pizza is the best
Funny you should say that "Good call | |||
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"Afternoon. I've been cooking pizza with the munchkin. She is doing cheese and ham and I'm doing chocolate
That is just so wrong. Spoiling chocolate with pizza x
once it comes out of the oven I'll let you know if I agree or not
Chocolate and marshmallow pizza is the best
With a side portion of pre-cum for you lol"Good afternoon | |||
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"Afternoon. I've been cooking pizza with the munchkin. She is doing cheese and ham and I'm doing chocolate
That is just so wrong. Spoiling chocolate with pizza x
once it comes out of the oven I'll let you know if I agree or not
Chocolate and marshmallow pizza is the best
With a side portion of pre-cum for you lol
Good afternoon "Good afternoon to you too
Lol thought that might wet your appetite | |||
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"Afternoon. I've been cooking pizza with the munchkin. She is doing cheese and ham and I'm doing chocolate
That is just so wrong. Spoiling chocolate with pizza x
once it comes out of the oven I'll let you know if I agree or not
Chocolate and marshmallow pizza is the best
With a side portion of pre-cum for you lol
Good afternoon
Good afternoon to you too
Lol thought that might wet your appetite "How kind of you to think of my needs | |||
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"Afternoon. I've been cooking pizza with the munchkin. She is doing cheese and ham and I'm doing chocolate
That is just so wrong. Spoiling chocolate with pizza x
once it comes out of the oven I'll let you know if I agree or not
Chocolate and marshmallow pizza is the best
With a side portion of pre-cum for you lol
Good afternoon
Good afternoon to you too
Lol thought that might wet your appetite
How kind of you to think of my needs "I'm a very giving person naturally | |||
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"Is there tea in the pot? I'm gasping for a cuppa... "Precum all round I think | |||
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"Is there tea in the pot? I'm gasping for a cuppa...
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Tea, just yes please | |||
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"Is there tea in the pot? I'm gasping for a cuppa...
Precum all round I think
"I didn't start it this time lol | |||
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"Is there tea in the pot? I'm gasping for a cuppa...
Precum all round I think
I didn't start it this time lol "That's true and no one has said oozing yet | |||
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"What's going on here then on the smilie thread? Tea, just yes please "Close your eyes I keep doing this to you, sorry | |||
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"What's going on here then on the smilie thread? Tea, just yes please
Close your eyes I keep doing this to you, sorry "I feel I was there in the beginning so I should see it through | |||
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"Is there tea in the pot? I'm gasping for a cuppa...
Precum all round I think "Oh alright then... As long as its fresh... loooool | |||
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"Hi everyone, I'm a long time smiler, first time poster. How does everyone want their brew?
Ooo a nice cup of tea, milk and no sugar please.
Welcome to the thread. And very nice to see you in the apron x
Coming right up!
Thanks, pink really is my colour
Reeled you in have I?... and I didn't even have to offer pizza... welcome to the smile thread xx"I mention pizza one time and suddenly I get a reputation!  But yes, consider me reeled in x | |||
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"Is there tea in the pot? I'm gasping for a cuppa...
Precum all round I think "You and your damn precum... or other people's more specifically | |||
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"Is there tea in the pot? I'm gasping for a cuppa...
Precum all round I think
Oh alright then... As long as its fresh... loooool "That's the spirit | |||
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"Is there tea in the pot? I'm gasping for a cuppa...
Precum all round I think
You and your damn precum... or other people's more specifically "Hang on pizza boy | |||
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"Is there tea in the pot? I'm gasping for a cuppa...
Precum all round I think
You and your damn precum... or other people's more specifically
Hang on pizza boy "Well I'm just thinking as I'm up serving the rest of the beverages anyway... | |||
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"What's going on here then on the smilie thread? Tea, just yes please
Close your eyes I keep doing this to you, sorry
I feel I was there in the beginning so I should see it through "You're a star | |||
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"Is there tea in the pot? I'm gasping for a cuppa...
Precum all round I think
You and your damn precum... or other people's more specifically
Hang on pizza boy
Well I'm just thinking as I'm up serving the rest of the beverages anyway... "Oh well if you're offering | |||
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"Is there tea in the pot? I'm gasping for a cuppa... "Ooo tea yes please. X | |||
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" Hang on pizza boy "Pizza boy, someone ordered Pizza? With or without pineapple, that is the question | |||
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" Hang on pizza boy
Pizza boy, someone ordered Pizza?
With or without pineapple, that is the question "Definitely without, you lunatic! | |||
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"Is there tea in the pot? I'm gasping for a cuppa...
Precum all round I think
You and your damn precum... or other people's more specifically
Hang on pizza boy
Well I'm just thinking as I'm up serving the rest of the beverages anyway...
Oh well if you're offering "I am now | |||
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"Is there tea in the pot? I'm gasping for a cuppa...
Precum all round I think
You and your damn precum... or other people's more specifically
Hang on pizza boy
Well I'm just thinking as I'm up serving the rest of the beverages anyway...
Oh well if you're offering
I am now"What a gent | |||
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"Chiefs, Chiefs, Chiefs
That is all"Happy with the rugby? | |||
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"Chiefs, Chiefs, Chiefs
That is all
Happy with the rugby? "Very | |||
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"Chiefs, Chiefs, Chiefs
That is all
Happy with the rugby?
Very "Can I rely on you to oversee this lot of rowdies tonight or are you squiffybrating?? | |||
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"Chiefs, Chiefs, Chiefs
That is all
Happy with the rugby?
Very
Can I rely on you to oversee this lot of rowdies tonight or are you squiffybrating?? "The man has a marathon to prepare for | |||
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"Chiefs, Chiefs, Chiefs
That is all
Happy with the rugby?
Very
Can I rely on you to oversee this lot of rowdies tonight or are you squiffybrating??
The man has a marathon to prepare for "True... Job is yours so Pinky !! I've an old friend over for dinner and a much needed air-clearing catch-up shortly... Could be an interesting night | |||
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"Chiefs, Chiefs, Chiefs
That is all
Happy with the rugby?
Very
Can I rely on you to oversee this lot of rowdies tonight or are you squiffybrating??
The man has a marathon to prepare for
True... Job is yours so Pinky !! I've an old friend over for dinner and a much needed air-clearing catch-up shortly... Could be an interesting night "Hope it goes well sweetie x | |||
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"Rolling in for some late night smile duty...absolutely stuffed to the gills anf couldn't even manage the proverbial "wafer thin mint" "I thought desserts and sweets went in a separate stomach?... | |||
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"Rolling in for some late night smile duty...absolutely stuffed to the gills anf couldn't even manage the proverbial "wafer thin mint"
I thought desserts and sweets went in a separate stomach?..."If they do...they missed this time!! | |||
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"Rolling in for some late night smile duty...absolutely stuffed to the gills anf couldn't even manage the proverbial "wafer thin mint" "You had something nice? X | |||
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"Rolling in for some late night smile duty...absolutely stuffed to the gills anf couldn't even manage the proverbial "wafer thin mint"
You had something nice? X "It was all nice...very nice...still feel stuffed now two hours later!! | |||
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"More smiles for me today and I made Jim smile in the Late Night thingy "Good for you. Always good to get smiles x | |||
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"Sending special smiles to Swing, good luck "Thank you very much lovely lady | |||
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"Sending special smiles to Swing, good luck
Thank you very much lovely lady "You're welcome x | |||
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"Good morning all. Yes lots of good luck smiles for swing x "And thank you too lovely | |||
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"Good morning everyone!!! "Glad to see you're smiling | |||
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"Good morning everyone!!!
Glad to see you're smiling "No idea why I am.... I've been awake half the night talking loool. Was a great catch-up though. Good to see him getting back to his old self | |||
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"My washing machine is leaking and helpfully they're not open until tomorrow. It's only 5 months old. So someone please make me smile ! " Oh no, hopefully it's nothing serious and will be fixed tomorrow. At least it gives you an excuse for a lazy Sunday x | |||
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"Feeling low this morning . Would love someone to make me smile today . " Sent | |||
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Happy fucking Sunday all x | |||
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" Woke up with pre cum on the morning glory.. Must've been nice dreams of that filthy fun last night
Happy fucking Sunday all x " | |||
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" Woke up with pre cum on the morning glory.. Must've been nice dreams of that filthy fun last night
Happy fucking Sunday all x "I missed filthy fun?? | |||
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" Woke up with pre cum on the morning glory.. Must've been nice dreams of that filthy fun last night
Happy fucking Sunday all x
I missed filthy fun?? "You wouldn't miss it just need to ask | |||
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" Woke up with pre cum on the morning glory.. Must've been nice dreams of that filthy fun last night
Happy fucking Sunday all x
"Pinky.... I leave you in charge for one night.... One night!!!!! | |||
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" Ha ha Well the dreams are so vivid and that fun last night was so naughty In the dream I think I can make out something like a blue t-shirt... some restraints and something about the sky
Lol "Your dreams must be very vivid... Coz I was otherwise engaged last night offline... | |||
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" Ha ha Well the dreams are so vivid and that fun last night was so naughty In the dream I think I can make out something like a blue t-shirt... some restraints and something about the sky
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" Woke up with pre cum on the morning glory.. Must've been nice dreams of that filthy fun last night
Happy fucking Sunday all x
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Happy fucking Sunday all x
Pinky.... I leave you in charge for one night.... One night!!!!!
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Happy fucking Sunday all x
Pinky.... I leave you in charge for one night.... One night!!!!!
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Bored rigid at work (not in that way, sadly).
I'm going to attempt to make someone smile in a minute. I fear my mood will affect my ability to do this to my usual high standard  .
Something to make me smile and stop contemplating my car crash of a llfe would be amazing.
If I smile more myself, it'll improve my mood and the chances of making others smile will improve thereafter.
It a win-win situation
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"Newbie - to this round anyway. I've shed loads of similar threads over the years .
Bored rigid at work (not in that way, sadly).
I'm going to attempt to make someone smile in a minute. I fear my mood will affect my ability to do this to my usual high standard .
Something to make me smile and stop contemplating my car crash of a llfe would be amazing.
If I smile more myself, it'll improve my mood and the chances of making others smile will improve thereafter.
It a win-win situation
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"My washing machine is leaking and helpfully they're not open until tomorrow. It's only 5 months old. So someone please make me smile ! Oh no, hopefully it's nothing serious and will be fixed tomorrow. At least it gives you an excuse for a lazy Sunday x
That's very true. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!
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Happy fucking Sunday all x
Pinky.... I leave you in charge for one night.... One night!!!!!
I get the blame for everything around here even Lisa wouldn't forgive me
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) ), however this is fab forum Sunday and we are all about smiles today, so please think of a nice thing to share and say
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" Something to make you all smile 'Twas was a fab forum Sunday complete with precum and pizza, pink panther tried to repent and even asked Liza, but forgiveness of thy sins was not forthcoming, as the second thread took place about appreciating bumming, with others debating threesomes and the cuntyness of cyclists, we are just waiting on someone else to start one about piss ( ) ), however this is fab forum Sunday and we are all about smiles today, so please think of a nice thing to share and say
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" Something to make you all smile 'Twas was a fab forum Sunday complete with precum and pizza, pink panther tried to repent and even asked Liza, but forgiveness of thy sins was not forthcoming, as the second thread took place about appreciating bumming, with others debating threesomes and the cuntyness of cyclists, we are just waiting on someone else to start one about piss ( ) ), however this is fab forum Sunday and we are all about smiles today, so please think of a nice thing to share and say
Just felt that come on... "Great stuff - you deserve to drown in smiles for that .
I'm feeling brighter - thank you people (YKWYA)
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"My washing machine is leaking and helpfully they're not open until tomorrow. It's only 5 months old. So someone please make me smile ! Oh no, hopefully it's nothing serious and will be fixed tomorrow. At least it gives you an excuse for a lazy Sunday x
That's very true. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!
The other thread has inspired me so 'm going out on my bike later just to make a few car drivers smile.
Just be sensible !!!!! "I was I had my helmet on and everything. | |||
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"My washing machine is leaking and helpfully they're not open until tomorrow. It's only 5 months old. So someone please make me smile ! Oh no, hopefully it's nothing serious and will be fixed tomorrow. At least it gives you an excuse for a lazy Sunday x
That's very true. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!
The other thread has inspired me so 'm going out on my bike later just to make a few car drivers smile.
Just be sensible !!!!!
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Happy fucking Sunday all x
Pinky.... I leave you in charge for one night.... One night!!!!!
I get the blame for everything around here even Lisa wouldn't forgive me
You unleashed the precum - go hang your head in the corner in shame for 5 minutes .....then get a mop...
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" Woke up with pre cum on the morning glory.. Must've been nice dreams of that filthy fun last night
Happy fucking Sunday all x
Pinky.... I leave you in charge for one night.... One night!!!!!
I get the blame for everything around here even Lisa wouldn't forgive me
You unleashed the precum - go hang your head in the corner in shame for 5 minutes .....then get a mop...
Right I'm off back to Lisa for forgiveness
I'm forgiven Lisa says so "I liked the Precum | |||
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" Woke up with pre cum on the morning glory.. Must've been nice dreams of that filthy fun last night
Happy fucking Sunday all x
Pinky.... I leave you in charge for one night.... One night!!!!!
I get the blame for everything around here even Lisa wouldn't forgive me
You unleashed the precum - go hang your head in the corner in shame for 5 minutes .....then get a mop...
Right I'm off back to Lisa for forgiveness
I'm forgiven Lisa says so
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"Who wants some tired smiles? "Oh you're smiling at least x | |||
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"Who wants some tired smiles?
Oh you're smiling at least x "My legs hate me | |||
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"Who wants some tired smiles?
Oh you're smiling at least x
My legs hate me "I bet they do. But a well deserved rest now x | |||
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" Woke up with pre cum on the morning glory.. Must've been nice dreams of that filthy fun last night
Happy fucking Sunday all x
Pinky.... I leave you in charge for one night.... One night!!!!!
I get the blame for everything around here even Lisa wouldn't forgive me
You unleashed the precum - go hang your head in the corner in shame for 5 minutes .....then get a mop...
Right I'm off back to Lisa for forgiveness
I'm forgiven Lisa says so
I liked the Precum
You're going to get me in trouble again "I liked the precum thread too... Siiiigh... Everyone seems to be picking up my humour wrong today... Been told off on my other thread today for allowing the remote possibility that someone might say something offensive (what thread doesn't allow that possibility???), when nobody had I'm off to write "don't try to be funny - nobody gets it" in my copybook 100 times | |||
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" Woke up with pre cum on the morning glory.. Must've been nice dreams of that filthy fun last night
Happy fucking Sunday all x
Pinky.... I leave you in charge for one night.... One night!!!!!
I get the blame for everything around here even Lisa wouldn't forgive me
You unleashed the precum - go hang your head in the corner in shame for 5 minutes .....then get a mop...
Right I'm off back to Lisa for forgiveness
I'm forgiven Lisa says so
I liked the Precum
You're going to get me in trouble again
I liked the precum thread too... Siiiigh... Everyone seems to be picking up my humour wrong today... Been told off on my other thread today for allowing the remote possibility that someone might say something offensive (what thread doesn't allow that possibility???), when nobody had I'm off to write "don't try to be funny - nobody gets it" in my copybook 100 times "Be funny with us, we're a funny bunch ourselves | |||
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Happy fucking Sunday all x
Pinky.... I leave you in charge for one night.... One night!!!!!
I get the blame for everything around here even Lisa wouldn't forgive me
You unleashed the precum - go hang your head in the corner in shame for 5 minutes .....then get a mop...
Right I'm off back to Lisa for forgiveness
I'm forgiven Lisa says so
I liked the Precum
You're going to get me in trouble again
I liked the precum thread too... Siiiigh... Everyone seems to be picking up my humour wrong today... Been told off on my other thread today for allowing the remote possibility that someone might say something offensive (what thread doesn't allow that possibility???), when nobody had I'm off to write "don't try to be funny - nobody gets it" in my copybook 100 times "Don't do that! Just take some naughty photos and send them to me | |||
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"My washing machine is leaking and helpfully they're not open until tomorrow. It's only 5 months old. So someone please make me smile ! Oh no, hopefully it's nothing serious and will be fixed tomorrow. At least it gives you an excuse for a lazy Sunday x
That's very true. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!
The other thread has inspired me so 'm going out on my bike later just to make a few car drivers smile.
Just be sensible !!!!!
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"Back from a lovely weekend away and ready to spread some smiles
You lucky thing!! Your smiles, as always, are most welcome "Time to distribute a few more methinks.... ...and just to provide a laugh too...males of the smiley thread....never...ever...not in a million years...think of using a beard trimmer to trim your testicles!! *advice picked up from a "friend"* | |||
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"Back from a lovely weekend away and ready to spread some smiles
You lucky thing!! Your smiles, as always, are most welcome
Time to distribute a few more methinks....
...and just to provide a laugh too...males of the smiley thread....never...ever...not in a million years...think of using a beard trimmer to trim your testicles!! *advice picked up from a "friend"* "I do this regular just needs a steady hand
Only occasionally trap a bollock but kind of horrible and nice at the same time...
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"In need of smiles, hugs and good wishes today. Going through a tough time. My smiles might take a bit of time to come out. X "*steps up behind angie* *wraps his arms around her* *gives a little squeeze* Hi there | |||
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"In need of smiles, hugs and good wishes today. Going through a tough time. My smiles might take a bit of time to come out. X
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*wraps his arms around her*
*gives a little squeeze*
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"I challenge anyone to change my current mood. I'm only here because there's not a Thursday rant thread to go to. "If it's what I think you're on about I'm surprised it's remained as calm a conversation as it has. We're not all the same. X | |||
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"In need of smiles, hugs and good wishes today. Going through a tough time. My smiles might take a bit of time to come out. X "lots of hugs and well wishes for you today then | |||
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"In need of smiles, hugs and good wishes today. Going through a tough time. My smiles might take a bit of time to come out. X lots of hugs and well wishes for you today then "Thank you x | |||
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"I challenge anyone to change my current mood. I'm only here because there's not a Thursday rant thread to go to.
If it's what I think you're on about I'm surprised it's remained as calm a conversation as it has.
We're not all the same. X "Some are though. (Some are t i know ) I'm just amazingly surprised when you find out the Ines that are. | |||
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"I challenge anyone to change my current mood. I'm only here because there's not a Thursday rant thread to go to.
If it's what I think you're on about I'm surprised it's remained as calm a conversation as it has.
We're not all the same. X
Some are though. (Some are t i know ) I'm just amazingly surprised when you find out the Ines that are. "FAF? | |||
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"Back from a lovely weekend away and ready to spread some smiles
You lucky thing!! Your smiles, as always, are most welcome
Time to distribute a few more methinks....
...and just to provide a laugh too...males of the smiley thread....never...ever...not in a million years...think of using a beard trimmer to trim your testicles!! *advice picked up from a "friend"*
I do this regular just needs a steady hand
Only occasionally trap a bollock but kind of horrible and nice at the same time...
Close shave is too itchy!!! "Works a treat on the pubis...just the testicles that should be avoided steady hand or not.... ....so I'm told | |||
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"Hugs and smiles available to those who need them... But fair warning... I'm a bit tearful myself today so wear waterproofs "I've got my waders on now come here my lovely for a hug xxx | |||
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