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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

We all know bodies go under the patio and that Nicecouple561 put the giant dildos in old suitcases but how do you dispose of a knife these days?

Does it go to the dump, and, if so, which container?

Do you just put it in the bin?

What other things cause disposal dilemmas?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Wait for a knife amnesty at your local police station. When dropping it off wear a mac with the collar up and dark glasses. Look furtive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the dead body under the patio?

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Scrap metal at the recycling centre?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on the Tube and realised I'd got a knife in my bed to take to work to cut up my apples. Probably not the best idea I've ever had!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whip that's too long for the bin so sticks out and every time you try to weigh it down it springs back up. Not that I've put one in the bin lately obviously

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Wait for a knife amnesty at your local police station. When dropping it off wear a mac with the collar up and dark glasses. Look furtive."

That's a good plan. I worry that putting a knife out with the general rubbish could lead to it being picked up and used.

I have red, silver and purple macs. Which do you think will be best?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Scrap metal at the recycling centre?"

What about the handles?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"With the dead body under the patio?"

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all know bodies go under the patio and that Nicecouple561 put the giant dildos in old suitcases but how do you dispose of a knife these days?

Does it go to the dump, and, if so, which container?

Do you just put it in the bin?

What other things cause disposal dilemmas?

Knife in scrap metal recycling

Sex toys sent to Lovehoney for recycling

I can't think of anything that I don't know how to dump. I'm sure this thread will throw up something I was not aware of though.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Wait for a knife amnesty at your local police station. When dropping it off wear a mac with the collar up and dark glasses. Look furtive.

That's a good plan. I worry that putting a knife out with the general rubbish could lead to it being picked up and used.

I have red, silver and purple macs. Which do you think will be best?"

Red, although silver might confound the CCTV more.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I was on the Tube and realised I'd got a knife in my bed to take to work to cut up my apples. Probably not the best idea I've ever had!"

Bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stuck a butt plug that was fuckin huge in the garden, its got a crystal end so it looks nice under the hebe bush

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A whip that's too long for the bin so sticks out and every time you try to weigh it down it springs back up. Not that I've put one in the bin lately obviously

How long is that whip?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"We all know bodies go under the patio and that Nicecouple561 put the giant dildos in old suitcases but how do you dispose of a knife these days?

Does it go to the dump, and, if so, which container?

Do you just put it in the bin?

What other things cause disposal dilemmas?

Knife in scrap metal recycling

Sex toys sent to Lovehoney for recycling

I can't think of anything that I don't know how to dump. I'm sure this thread will throw up something I was not aware of though."

I put the vibrator in the WEEE bin. It seemed appropriate.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

"Wait for a knife amnesty at your local police station. When dropping it off wear a mac with the collar up and dark glasses. Look furtive.

That's a good plan. I worry that putting a knife out with the general rubbish could lead to it being picked up and used.

I have red, silver and purple macs. Which do you think will be best?"

A lot of police stations have knife amnesty banks for this very purpose.

The knives have been used to construct a rather imposing angel. We saw it at the british ironworks a few weeks ago, the wings are incredible. Google "knife angel".

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I stuck a butt plug that was fuckin huge in the garden, its got a crystal end so it looks nice under the hebe bush

You planted a butt plug?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

My bin men are actually quite hot, if I'm not sure I go out and ask them

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I stuck a butt plug that was fuckin huge in the garden, its got a crystal end so it looks nice under the hebe bush

You planted a butt plug?

Please be true

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Wait for a knife amnesty at your local police station. When dropping it off wear a mac with the collar up and dark glasses. Look furtive.

That's a good plan. I worry that putting a knife out with the general rubbish could lead to it being picked up and used.

I have red, silver and purple macs. Which do you think will be best?

A lot of police stations have knife amnesty banks for this very purpose.

The knives have been used to construct a rather imposing angel. We saw it at the british ironworks a few weeks ago, the wings are incredible. Google "knife angel"."

They missed a Game of Thrones Iron Throne trick then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A whip that's too long for the bin so sticks out and every time you try to weigh it down it springs back up. Not that I've put one in the bin lately obviously

How long is that whip?

It was a few inches longer than the bin but I've just realised the bin men did take it so I'm in the clear .

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

"I stuck a butt plug that was fuckin huge in the garden, its got a crystal end so it looks nice under the hebe bush

You planted a butt plug?

Please be true

I heard they attract butt-erflies

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Wait for a knife amnesty at your local police station. When dropping it off wear a mac with the collar up and dark glasses. Look furtive.

That's a good plan. I worry that putting a knife out with the general rubbish could lead to it being picked up and used.

I have red, silver and purple macs. Which do you think will be best?

A lot of police stations have knife amnesty banks for this very purpose.

The knives have been used to construct a rather imposing angel. We saw it at the british ironworks a few weeks ago, the wings are incredible. Google "knife angel"."

I've seen the pictures before - it is truly awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was on the Tube and realised I'd got a knife in my bed to take to work to cut up my apples. Probably not the best idea I've ever had!

Bed? "

Oh. I meant bag!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I was on the Tube and realised I'd got a knife in my bed to take to work to cut up my apples. Probably not the best idea I've ever had!

Bed?

Oh. I meant bag! "

I was smart enough to guess you didn't have your bed, with a knife in it, on the tube

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I was on the Tube and realised I'd got a knife in my bed to take to work to cut up my apples. Probably not the best idea I've ever had!

Bed?

Oh. I meant bag!

I was smart enough to guess you didn't have your bed, with a knife in it, on the tube

You forgot the apples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nearest canal...i used to live near regents canal and they were constantly fishing out corpses,limbs and weapons! along with the shopping trolleys..would always be my first choice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stuck a butt plug that was fuckin huge in the garden, its got a crystal end so it looks nice under the hebe bush

Did you put miracle grow on it?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"nearest canal...i used to live near regents canal and they were constantly fishing out corpses,limbs and weapons! along with the shopping trolleys..would always be my first choice!"

I'm not that far from the Regents Canal and prefer to keep it clean.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I stuck a butt plug that was fuckin huge in the garden, its got a crystal end so it looks nice under the hebe bush

Did you put miracle grow on it?"

Or just lube?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was on the Tube and realised I'd got a knife in my bed to take to work to cut up my apples. Probably not the best idea I've ever had!

Bed?

Oh. I meant bag!

I was smart enough to guess you didn't have your bed, with a knife in it, on the tube

I had visions of Basic Instinct

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I was on the Tube and realised I'd got a knife in my bed to take to work to cut up my apples. Probably not the best idea I've ever had!

Bed?

Oh. I meant bag!

I was smart enough to guess you didn't have your bed, with a knife in it, on the tube

You forgot the apples.

I guess they were in the bag too

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Oh. I meant bag!

I was smart enough to guess you didn't have your bed, with a knife in it, on the tube

I had visions of Basic Instinct

I've never seen that

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My wand is on the way out. I was wondering what to do with it when it finally goes to wand heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stuck a butt plug that was fuckin huge in the garden, its got a crystal end so it looks nice under the hebe bush

You planted a butt plug?

Please be true

It's still there! It was the largest one out of a set, I told Bondara I hadn't ordered it and they told me to keep it

It was like fist size so I just stuck it in the ground like a garden ornament, it's still there!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"My wand is on the way out. I was wondering what to do with it when it finally goes to wand heaven

My plan is to dismantle it into unrecognisable parts. Then put a part a fortnight in the bin

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I stuck a butt plug that was fuckin huge in the garden, its got a crystal end so it looks nice under the hebe bush

You planted a butt plug?

Please be true

It's still there! It was the largest one out of a set, I told Bondara I hadn't ordered it and they told me to keep it

It was like fist size so I just stuck it in the ground like a garden ornament, it's still there!

This is great, let us know when you move

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My wand is on the way out. I was wondering what to do with it when it finally goes to wand heaven

My plan is to dismantle it into unrecognisable parts. Then put a part a fortnight in the bin

Just put it in the WEEE bin at the tip.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"We all know bodies go under the patio and that Nicecouple561 put the giant dildos in old suitcases but how do you dispose of a knife these days?

Does it go to the dump, and, if so, which container?

Do you just put it in the bin?

What other things cause disposal dilemmas?

You've got a good memory

We had to dispose of some normal (ish) sized dildos just last week. I'm starting to think we have too large a collection

I would ask my local police how to dispose of a knife.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"We all know bodies go under the patio and that Nicecouple561 put the giant dildos in old suitcases but how do you dispose of a knife these days?

Does it go to the dump, and, if so, which container?

Do you just put it in the bin?

What other things cause disposal dilemmas?

You've got a good memory

We had to dispose of some normal (ish) sized dildos just last week. I'm starting to think we have too large a collection

I would ask my local police how to dispose of a knife."

I thought the point of the suitcases was to thin out your vast collection pre-move? Have they been breeding?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"We all know bodies go under the patio and that Nicecouple561 put the giant dildos in old suitcases but how do you dispose of a knife these days?

Does it go to the dump, and, if so, which container?

Do you just put it in the bin?

What other things cause disposal dilemmas?

You've got a good memory

We had to dispose of some normal (ish) sized dildos just last week. I'm starting to think we have too large a collection

I would ask my local police how to dispose of a knife.

I thought the point of the suitcases was to thin out your vast collection pre-move? Have they been breeding?

No, replaced. Also one or two were, shall we say, over ambitious.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I thought the point of the suitcases was to thin out your vast collection pre-move? Have they been breeding?

No, replaced. Also one or two were, shall we say, over ambitious.

Your eyes were bigger than your euphemism?

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Put it in the neighbour's bin - sorted!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I thought the point of the suitcases was to thin out your vast collection pre-move? Have they been breeding?

No, replaced. Also one or two were, shall we say, over ambitious.

Your eyes were bigger than your euphemism?

ha ha yes. One needs to be realistic about ones abilities. This reminds me there are a couple of things in the box under the bed that haven't been test driven yet.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I just wrapped mine in heaps of masking tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything I'm unsure of I ask the men at the dump; they point you in the right direction. Except my old sex toys; they are still in a bag at home.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I just wrapped mine in heaps of masking tape

Safe but ruins the recycling potential.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything I'm unsure of I ask the men at the dump; they point you in the right direction. Except my old sex toys; they are still in a bag at home. "

There is a small electrical skip at our dump. Lob them all in there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could wrap it/them in old newspaper, one folded over either end, and gaffer tape them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just wrapped mine in heaps of masking tape

Beat me to it

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over a year ago

"nearest canal...i used to live near regents canal and they were constantly fishing out corpses,limbs and weapons! along with the shopping trolleys..would always be my first choice!

I'm not that far from the Regents Canal and prefer to keep it clean.

it's much cleaner now!..the channel tunnel project cleaned it up..you can see cormorants diving there, they're beautiful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as for sex toys...creep out in the early hours on bin day and pose them on the top of neighbours bin bags..

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"A whip that's too long for the bin so sticks out and every time you try to weigh it down it springs back up. Not that I've put one in the bin lately obviously

Haha!!! I've the same issue with the packaging off some of the toys I get sent. No matter what I did, one particular long plastic packet kept springing up and announcing to the world I'd got jelly butt beads

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Travelling home by train with an inadequately wrapped spreader bar is an experience

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A whip that's too long for the bin so sticks out and every time you try to weigh it down it springs back up. Not that I've put one in the bin lately obviously

Jelly butt sounds like a good description of mine.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Travelling home by train with an inadequately wrapped spreader bar is an experience

Ohhh I've done that one too

and once on a return train journey home after hurriedly packing in the hotel, I yanked my phone charger out of my handbag to plug it in, causing a bullet vibe to fly out if it and skitter across the table in front of a family who had unwisely chosen to sit beside and opposite me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i've been on a train with a case in an overhead rack when an unexpected lurch of the train set off a faint, but clearly audible buzzing in it for the next half hour..

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Travelling home by train with an inadequately wrapped spreader bar is an experience

Ohhh I've done that one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Travelling home by train with an inadequately wrapped spreader bar is an experience

Ohhh I've done that one too

PMSL

Makes me glad I don't use public transport

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