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"What a grotty immature post! " Not if it really was a smelly pussy, in which case it is a statement | |||
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"My vagina has more of a raspberry smell to it. " I love raspberries, can i have a taste? | |||
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"I prefer fajiners to smell of freshly baked bread or a fresh pot of coffee. " Greg's do a nice vagina ambience for around £1.50 | |||
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"To the OP, I am sure there are smelly people about. It couldn't have been that bad for you though as you say you hardly noticed it" This is what I was thinking. I'm sure there are women whose vaginas smell, but if it didn't bother the OP when he first smelled it, then how bad could it be? OP, maybe the bad smell is body odor after all the fucking. Or maybe it's the combined smell of her vagina and your cum? Maybe the various combinations smell good sometimes and bad other times? | |||
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"I prefer fajiners to smell of freshly baked bread or a fresh pot of coffee. " Old engine oil is my kink. Maybe it's the mechanic in me, but I can't wait till sex robots are a common thing | |||
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"What are your thoughts on this? I had a meet last week and my flat mate (who is also in the site) made a commment first thing when i walked. I noticed it at first but i gave it the benefit of the doubt until my flat mate told me lol. This has also happened in tbe past where my bedroom stank for a few hours. Most meets have been great with nice strawberry-like smells lol" Are you sure you're not mistaking the smell for just the common smell of sex? | |||
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"I need to find that cheesey foreskin thread to balance this out...now that did make me feel sick Hmmm hang on, maybe I won't look for it after all " Maybe a nice sweetcorn cock after anel thread instead? | |||
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"I prefer fajiners to smell of freshly baked bread or a fresh pot of coffee. Old engine oil is my kink. Maybe it's the mechanic in me, but I can't wait till sex robots are a common thing " Well, i just invented metal condoms. They are so light you will hardly notice | |||
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"I need to find that cheesey foreskin thread to balance this out...now that did make me feel sick Hmmm hang on, maybe I won't look for it after all Maybe a nice sweetcorn cock after anel thread instead? " You are cruel making me think of that ! | |||
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"I prefer fajiners to smell of freshly baked bread or a fresh pot of coffee. " I turned a lady down for sex telling her that I'd rather have a hot cup of coffee. She got the last laugh though cos it really scalded my cock. | |||
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"What a grotty immature post! " On the contrary. Sounds as the minge was very definitely maturing. Like cheese. | |||
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"So hang on ... your mate niruced it bit you didn't ? But you gave it the benefit of doubt? Gave what the benefit of doubt ?? Ummmmm .I'm lost .." Glad it's not just me haha | |||
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"Are you sure you're not mistaking the smell for just the common smell of sex?" No because i could smell a strong odour when i went down to perform oral but i gave it the benefit of the doubt. Then after the meet i went home and as soon as ny flatmate opened the door he made the comment. | |||
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"I prefer fajiners to smell of freshly baked bread or a fresh pot of coffee. I turned a lady down for sex telling her that I'd rather have a hot cup of coffee. She got the last laugh though cos it really scalded my cock. " Pah Wimin! No Sense of humour! | |||
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"I prefer fajiners to smell of freshly baked bread or a fresh pot of coffee. Greg's do a nice vagina ambience for around £1.50" *googles* | |||
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"Well if you met your them on here then you have just highly embarrassed them by putting this up in the forums. And if we think someone is not 100% clean then there are ways to take charge of the situation like sharing a bath/shower However putting this in the forums for everyone to look over is just bad form pure and simple... Also because you have said its happened before, how is your veri feeling if she reads this??? If it wasnt her you have still managed to put that seed in her head Dax" This If someone I met wrote something like this I'd be bloody mortified wondering if it was me | |||
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"I prefer fajiners to smell of freshly baked bread or a fresh pot of coffee. Old engine oil is my kink. Maybe it's the mechanic in me, but I can't wait till sex robots are a common thing " I made a sex robot once his name is FFR01 (Funky Fuck Robot V1). He travels the country fucking all of the Fab ladies I can't get to. I've changed my avatar temporarily to show him. d[ o_0 ]b_________(and I have a telescopic cock) | |||
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"I prefer fajiners to smell of freshly baked bread or a fresh pot of coffee. Greg's do a nice vagina ambience for around £1.50" For an extra £0.50p you can get a coffee | |||
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"How bad could it have actually been if it didn't put you off performing oral..? " | |||
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"So hang on ... your mate niruced it bit you didn't ? But you gave it the benefit of doubt? Gave what the benefit of doubt ?? Ummmmm .I'm lost .." As in hmmm hang on, is that a smelly punani or my sock? Well i dont know yet so lets bang tidy. | |||
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"What are your thoughts on this? I had a meet last week and my flat mate (who is also in the site) made a commment first thing when i walked. I noticed it at first but i gave it the benefit of the doubt until my flat mate told me lol. This has also happened in tbe past where my bedroom stank for a few hours. Most meets have been great with nice strawberry-like smells lol" My thoughts are this... Wash your cock, balls, sheets and arse before sex and wash them again after and open the windows. | |||
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"Did it actually smell fishy? Could it not have been your cheesy bell end that may also have smelt of urine ... talk about insulting the poor woman. Men smell too sometimes. " 'Cheesy bell end' literally here!!! | |||
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"Are you sure you're not mistaking the smell for just the common smell of sex? No because i could smell a strong odour when i went down to perform oral but i gave it the benefit of the doubt. Then after the meet i went home and as soon as ny flatmate opened the door he made the comment." So the smell was on you from the time of leaving until getting home??! Did you not have a flock of seagulls following you???! | |||
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"Are you sure you're not mistaking the smell for just the common smell of sex? No because i could smell a strong odour when i went down to perform oral but i gave it the benefit of the doubt. Then after the meet i went home and as soon as ny flatmate opened the door he made the comment. So the smell was on you from the time of leaving until getting home??! Did you not have a flock of seagulls following you???! " Stop trawling PTU xxx | |||
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" Why couldn't you smell it BEFORE you had sex. " Read what he actually said... "First walked in"... | |||
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"What a grotty immature post! " Why aren't you looking for single guys. That's not fair....That really isn't fair. /slams door! | |||
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"To the OP, I am sure there are smelly people about. It couldn't have been that bad for you though as you say you hardly noticed it This is what I was thinking. I'm sure there are women whose vaginas smell, but if it didn't bother the OP when he first smelled it, then how bad could it be? OP, maybe the bad smell is body odor after all the fucking. Or maybe it's the combined smell of her vagina and your cum? Maybe the various combinations smell good sometimes and bad other times?" | |||
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"Pretty sure if the OP was a woman complaining that a guy turned up with a piss-soaked cheesy cock then the responses would be different. Lots of fannies smell (bad). I never met one that smelt bad straight after a shower. Washing is the solution to all bad smell problems. " If she sucked it i bet they wouldn't | |||
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"Pretty sure if the OP was a woman complaining that a guy turned up with a piss-soaked cheesy cock then the responses would be different. Lots of fannies smell (bad). I never met one that smelt bad straight after a shower. Washing is the solution to all bad smell problems. " I never met a fanny that was operating autonomously from the lady it was attached too and could shower alone? | |||
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"Pretty sure if the OP was a woman complaining that a guy turned up with a piss-soaked cheesy cock then the responses would be different. Lots of fannies smell (bad). I never met one that smelt bad straight after a shower. Washing is the solution to all bad smell problems. If she sucked it i bet they wouldn't " Nasty This is why i can never get my head around the appeal of dogging to some. Those guys blatantly just pissed in the bushes, didn't wash it and are now bringing it near her mouth - yuk yuk yuk | |||
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"you may want to gently ask her if she might want to visit the doctor. ." "Erm, excuse me love, but have you thought about going to the doctors as your foo foo smells like a decomposing dogfish Any chance we can meet up again for another session? No? Why not? I thought we got on rather well. Oh for fucks sake, don't slam the bloody door!" | |||
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"Pretty sure if the OP was a woman complaining that a guy turned up with a piss-soaked cheesy cock then the responses would be different. Lots of fannies smell (bad). I never met one that smelt bad straight after a shower. Washing is the solution to all bad smell problems. I never met a fanny that was operating autonomously from the lady it was attached too and could shower alone? " There are plenty of cunts that operate autonomously. Normally when when their wife isn't with them! | |||
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"you may want to gently ask her if she might want to visit the doctor. . "Erm, excuse me love, but have you thought about going to the doctors as your foo foo smells like a decomposing dogfish Any chance we can meet up again for another session? No? Why not? I thought we got on rather well. Oh for fucks sake, don't slam the bloody door!"" Yep, its a difficult one. But its something to consider before posting all about it on the forums. | |||
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"Those of you who have no friendship with soap and water, please stay away. Now the above is a quote without the marks. Just a brief exercise if the OP will allow me: Who is more likely to put that on their profile? We have all seen it so please lets not pretend. a. Men B.women C. No idea" B and D. Couples | |||
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"Those of you who have no friendship with soap and water, please stay away. Now the above is a quote without the marks. Just a brief exercise if the OP will allow me: Who is more likely to put that on their profile? We have all seen it so please lets not pretend. a. Men B.women C. No idea" Seeing as I've seen it on loads of male profiles, I'm going with A & B, plus couples. | |||
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"Are you sure you're not mistaking the smell for just the common smell of sex? No because i could smell a strong odour when i went down to perform oral but i gave it the benefit of the doubt. Then after the meet i went home and as soon as ny flatmate opened the door he made the comment." So was the smell on the ops face and body, if it appeared after he went home? Everyone has a personal scent, it may just be that the combination of the op's and partner's scents wouldn't have been mixed by a parfumier, due to incompatibility. That plus the sex smells. It's advisable to have a thorough shower etc after sex. Some car wash facilities can freshen you up, if you've left less clean and there's no gym etc to use. | |||
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"Lots of fannies smell (bad). I never met one that smelt bad straight after a shower. Washing is the solution to all bad smell problems. " Bacterial Vaginosis causes your lady bits to smell rather unpleasant, usually fishy and can be caused be trying to be too clean, so would still smell a bit after a shower or bath | |||
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"Haha hey look i may be the only guy out there that actually admits i love the smell of a womens pussy. It trigers endorphins. I love nothing more than plesuring my wife after shes had a long session in the gym." I would like to meet YOUR WIFE. | |||
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"What a grotty immature post! " I thought exactly the same !!! | |||
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"Lots of fannies smell (bad). I never met one that smelt bad straight after a shower. Washing is the solution to all bad smell problems. Bacterial Vaginosis causes your lady bits to smell rather unpleasant, usually fishy and can be caused be trying to be too clean, so would still smell a bit after a shower or bath " BV is the default excuse for fishy fannies. It effects 29% of women, I'd say there are way more than 29% of women who won't smell good to me if they havent recently showered. The truth is that most fannies smell a lot like my dick smells at the end of a day - sweaty and pissy. I admit that i don't like the taste or smell of many thinks other men do (e.g. beer) so maybe it's just me. | |||
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"Did it actually smell fishy? Could it not have been your cheesy bell end that may also have smelt of urine ... talk about insulting the poor woman. Men smell too sometimes. 'Cheesy bell end' literally here!!!" | |||
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"Lots of fannies smell (bad). I never met one that smelt bad straight after a shower. Washing is the solution to all bad smell problems. Bacterial Vaginosis causes your lady bits to smell rather unpleasant, usually fishy and can be caused be trying to be too clean, so would still smell a bit after a shower or bath BV is the default excuse for fishy fannies. It effects 29% of women, I'd say there are way more than 29% of women who won't smell good to me if they havent recently showered. The truth is that most fannies smell a lot like my dick smells at the end of a day - sweaty and pissy. I admit that i don't like the taste or smell of many thinks other men do (e.g. beer) so maybe it's just me. " Gotta luvre a statistics quote But I do agree with you, if I don't wash after a day at work my minge can sometimes smell a wee bit sweaty! | |||
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"Fun fact - the secret to a yummy pussy is to drink lots of water. " And pineapple | |||
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"Fun fact - the secret to a yummy pussy is to drink lots of water. And pineapple " Will pineapple pizza do? | |||
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"Fun fact - the secret to a yummy pussy is to drink lots of water. And pineapple Will pineapple pizza do? " Pineapple on a pizza ? Go to church and confess your sins young lady! | |||
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"Fun fact - the secret to a yummy pussy is to drink lots of water. And pineapple " I thought pineapple supposedly sweetened cum.... | |||
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"Fun fact - the secret to a yummy pussy is to drink lots of water. And pineapple I thought pineapple supposedly sweetened cum...." That's what I thought too, but appareantly it works both ways | |||
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"Nothing worse then goinh to lick an they have sweaty fanny " Apart from a lack of hygiene around the arse area....very off putting. | |||
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"Fun fact - the secret to a yummy pussy is to drink lots of water. And pineapple I thought pineapple supposedly sweetened cum.... That's what I thought too, but appareantly it works both ways " Shall we test this theory? | |||
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"All these comments..there will be no more safe sex riding on the site...everyone will be doing a runner... Even me taste buds are gone Never look at cheese same way again.. " hahah love it so true | |||
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"Fun fact - the secret to a yummy pussy is to drink lots of water. And pineapple I thought pineapple supposedly sweetened cum.... That's what I thought too, but appareantly it works both ways Shall we test this theory? " I think we should, in the name of science of course | |||
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"Fun fact - the secret to a yummy pussy is to drink lots of water. And pineapple I thought pineapple supposedly sweetened cum.... That's what I thought too, but appareantly it works both ways Shall we test this theory? I think we should, in the name of science of course " Better get your lick on dude, you pulled | |||
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"What are your thoughts on this? I had a meet last week and my flat mate (who is also in the site) made a commment first thing when i walked. I noticed it at first but i gave it the benefit of the doubt until my flat mate told me lol. This has also happened in tbe past where my bedroom stank for a few hours. Most meets have been great with nice strawberry-like smells lol" do you accept answers as expressed in song form? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebUT92clxzw | |||
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