FabSwingers.com forum: Pointless statements in profiles

By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"no timewasters" because timewasters will so be put off by you saying you don't want your time wasted.

More please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cheaters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No single men

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

No cock pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see anything as being pointless considering how many people actually read them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put "x" in the title to prove you've read the profile.

Nobody reads profiles

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

No pictures of you as the front part of a horse in a play at high school

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

Sydney university. I actually tend to ignore the profiles that have that written on them

Especially when the profile is 3 words long but the Sydney university warning is 3 paragraphs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No pictures of you as the front part of a horse in a play at high school"

But ... but .... I was sooo cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sydney university. I actually tend to ignore the profiles that have that written on them

Especially when the profile is 3 words long but the Sydney university warning is 3 paragraphs "

Beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single man looking for a woman...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something along the lines of

"I'm carrying extra weight, so if you like sticks, move on"

Very negative thing to say, body shaming works both ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pic no reply.

Even better if they have no pics on their profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be clean... no I'm going show up looking like a dirty mess and my hair not brushed for two days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No pic no reply.

Even better if they have no pics on their profile "

Got to be my favourite that one. Always makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional.

In what?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Professional couple.

I mean, what is an amateur couple. Do they have further training and exams to take?

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

"Been here before so know how it works" or "been here before so if you recognise me say hi"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any profile text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality over quantity

Hygiene is a must

Meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be clean... no I'm going show up looking like a dirty mess and my hair not brushed for two days.

I like that look on you

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

"Will fill this out later" is always a good one as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'like a laugh'

'don't take ourselves too seriously'

'good standard of living'

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

[Removed by poster at 19/05/17 11:37:07]

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

New here...on a year old profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*womens profile

"Im here with my fuck buddy / partner and will ONLY meet with him"

That's great go and make a couples profile and stop trying to fool me.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"Genuine guy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be clean... no I'm going show up looking like a dirty mess and my hair not brushed for two days.

I like that look on you

It's my only look

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

"No pictures of you as the front part of a horse in a play at high school

But ... but .... I was sooo cute"

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Sydney university. I actually tend to ignore the profiles that have that written on them

Especially when the profile is 3 words long but the Sydney university warning is 3 paragraphs

Beat me to it"

This

Although I have recently seen someone suffer the downside of putting a humorous 'go ahead and use whatever you like' type piss-take of the warning on the bottom of her profile. Journalists took her at her word and she, her pics (including face pics and explicit pics of her meets), and her exploits ended up plastered all over the national media here in Ireland for weeks. Although she was outraged at the invasion of her 'privacy', there was nothing she could do as she had, by putting that on her profile, actively given them permission

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

""Been here before so know how it works" or "been here before so if you recognise me say hi" "

Worse than that is "Been here before and had lots of veris on that profile but lost them when I closed it" ...yes of course you did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles with shag all info and no pics but want a face pic with your mail or it'll be deleted without being read. Yeah okay anonymous person, here's my photo to do what you like with it. Bloody clowns.

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I am not looking to shag the whole site"

Sally

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By *hePersianMan
over a year ago

Near you...

No indians/asians/blacks/humans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like minded people - enough said

Psst ok I may have this on mine, I will take myself to the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like minded people - enough said

Psst ok I may have this on mine, I will take myself to the corner

Haha good idea, I will now read everbodies profile on here to catch out the hyporcrits and make fun of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only here for the fabs.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like minded people - enough said

Psst ok I may have this on mine, I will take myself to the corner

Haha good idea, I will now read everbodies profile on here to catch out the hyporcrits and make fun of them

Everybodies*

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"No quim pics."

Utter balderdash young lady!

p.s. wanna see ma clock

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

""Been here before so know how it works" or "been here before so if you recognise me say hi"

Worse than that is "Been here before and had lots of veris on that profile but lost them when I closed it" ...yes of course you did

Even worse when the "been here before and know how it works" line is part of a plea on the forum for help to get meets ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just laughed at a lot of these, but I cringe when I read them.

On a related note, the whole 'treat with respect' verification stuff always grates on me too. I mean, as opposed to what?

*off to quickly check my profile

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"No quim pics.

Utter balderdash young lady!

p.s. wanna see ma clock

I've yet to see that on a profile and will, in an odd sense, be impressed if that was on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no one that shops in Asda ...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like minded people - enough said

Psst ok I may have this on mine, I will take myself to the corner

Haha good idea, I will now read everbodies profile on here to catch out the hyporcrits and make fun of them

And get some ideas for this pointless statement thread.

*quickly rushes off to check mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't look at winks.

This is my most ignored statement and I do actually look at them but that's a secret shh.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've been told I am god's gift to women with my tongue/fingers and am an all night repeater who can even make a piece of granite gush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine, single guy...

The first... Is anyone actually going to say they're not?

The latter... If it's a man's profile, we already got that. (It may be true, who knows?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No weirdos - seen this a few times. Because people will look and think oh I'm a bit of a weirdo better steer clear of this profile lol

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

""Been here before so know how it works" or "been here before so if you recognise me say hi" "

And alot of the time no photo that would be recognisable as 'x'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles with a list of rules. We thought a meet was supposed to be a good time and not a night out with a headmaster.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I'm/we're genuine."

Aww, and I was only looking for people who don't exist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles with a list of rules. We thought a meet was supposed to be a good time and not a night out with a headmaster. "

But that might be their kink?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There has to be attraction for it to work, I won't shag you if it's not there.

Looking for likeminded people

My life is incredibly busy, I can only meet in my free time.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Any moans posted - as if others will make things better for them.

'Sick and tired of ...'

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Put "x" in the title to prove you've read the profile.

Nobody reads profiles

I read profiles.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

[Removed by poster at 19/05/17 20:11:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not got a type but when u message them it's like no not our type sorry

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"no one that shops in Asda ..........."

Had not seen that but like it!

Might even add that to ours now ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet m mm and mf and then you try and message and it says user has blocked all men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be clean... no I'm going show up looking like a dirty mess and my hair not brushed for two days.

That actually happened to me once. I turned up at her house and the dirty smell of the whole house just hit me when she opened the door. I left pretty quickly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been here before and know how it works lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age range 18-99 who's going to be on a swinging site at 99 & get a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't accommodate can't travel so how the hell you going to get a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sydney university. I actually tend to ignore the profiles that have that written on them

Especially when the profile is 3 words long but the Sydney university warning is 3 paragraphs "

Hahahahahaha snap! Fucking Syndney university! Its been tagged in profiles for years WTF!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sydney university. I actually tend to ignore the profiles that have that written on them

Especially when the profile is 3 words long but the Sydney university warning is 3 paragraphs

Hahahahahaha snap! Fucking Syndney university! Its been tagged in profiles for years WTF!!! "
the sun's slowly catching them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be clean... no I'm going show up looking like a dirty mess and my hair not brushed for two days.

That actually happened to me once. I turned up at her house and the dirty smell of the whole house just hit me when she opened the door. I left pretty quickly!"

You said you wouldn't tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will meet when i have time - derrrr obviously not going to when you are elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will answer all messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here is another one "If you want bones, go to the museum"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if we click will take it further- good one this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want a supermodel pass me by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it's a sex site but there must be an attraction

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

"Like minded people - enough said

Psst ok I may have this on mine, I will take myself to the corner

Haha good idea, I will now read everbodies profile on here to catch out the hyporcrits and make fun of them

Everybodies*"

Everybody's.........ahem, I'll get my coat, "Taxi for the pedant"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney uni thing

Saw a guys recently that said "Sydney University... kncok yourself out"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Anyone that adds 'do one' after listing the types of people or behaviour that they dislike.

And men who shout 'I AM NOT GAY', thinking it will prevent men messaging them. It won't

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

Stupidly deleted profile.....am back

Accidently deleted profile, if anyone remembers us please reverify.

Thought deleting profile required confirmation and then double confirmation by typing in boxes.

So how can you 'accidentally' do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting sick of that 420 friendly line in profiles.

I just think 'will fuck for drugs'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality over quantity...

Can breath through my ears so I'm told...

Yes 420...

I can't think of any more just now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone with a self important statement gets passed by, there are so many that make my toes curl. Im sure lots of ladies are nice in real life but their profiles dont make for pretty reading. Im sure its the same on mens profiles too.

I actually prefer a profile with no pictures, and not much content but a few verifications. I can chat and get to know someone then before meeting. I bet I have passed loads by based on their profile.

420, isnt that an American thing regarding your Cannibis prescription? Why!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone with a self important statement gets passed by, there are so many that make my toes curl. Im sure lots of ladies are nice in real life but their profiles dont make for pretty reading. Im sure its the same on mens profiles too.

420, isnt that an American thing regarding your Cannibis prescription? Why!!!!!

Good for you

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Ask...err no ta

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will swap face pics" then when you send one they don't respond making a mockery of the statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

110% genuine

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age filters, I don't like them, get rid of them

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Put "x" in the title to prove you've read the profile.

Nobody reads profiles

I read profiles. "

Me too, every single word (ohh except for the lengthly Sydney warning)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be can't travel . can't accommodate .

???

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By *razedcatMan
over a year ago

London / Herts

People who mention Art.8 of the European Convention on Human Rights in their profiles, asserting their right to privacy.

That Article protects you from intrusions from the authorities only (police, councils, central government etc). There is no real private law right to privacy in the UK!

Some people quote US law in their profiles...that definitely doesn't apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Further to the pointless Sydney Uni warning is the bit they tag on the end about Facebook being a publicly traded company or something.....

why would you not even read what you are copying and pasting into your profile?!?!

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