FabSwingers.com forum: I seriously hurt my balls.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hate the act of shaving my pubes but ginger isn’t a good look. So I tried some nads, I did as directed and tried it first on a small area. Ok. No problem. But for some reason I decided to go ahead and shave anyway. After I was done I applied the nads to my balls and the rest of the area. After two minutes I was on fire. I quickly rubbed it off. Yes it was ultra smooth but my balls are screaming. Any tips of cooling them so i can sleep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's your own fault for being ginger lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Ice cubes or frozen peas in a bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

douse themin petrol, set them alight...honestly it works...hheheheheheehheheehehehehehheehehehehehehhee

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"It's your own fault for being lol

ginger lol"

lol ya bastard,

get the medicated talc on them,or athletes foot powder,honest.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

daangle them in a bowl of iced water or place some frozen peas around them

failing that chop em off and wear as earings

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"douse themin petrol, set them alight...honestly it works...hheheheheheehheheehehehehehheehehehehehehhee"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shove a red hot poker up yer arse... you'll soon forget about yer balls

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

What are nads?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are nads?"

I am sat on some peas right now thanks for the idea. Can i put them back in the freezer later or should i ditch them?

And nads is "Nad's for Men Hair Removal Cream" i was recommended it but DON'T use it as it burns like hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mind dont tell people when u have em over for dinner that their peas have been washed in a gonadsmoothie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mind dont tell people when u have em over for dinner that their peas have been washed in a gonadsmoothie"

The bag is sealed and new so if they don't thaw they should be ok to go back right?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"mind dont tell people when u have em over for dinner that their peas have been washed in a gonadsmoothie

The bag is sealed and new so if they don't thaw they should be ok to go back right?

In theory yes but Im not coming to yours for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were given the wrong advice my friend. You know how a dog is always licking his balls? Well, it's because they have particularly rough tongues. You ever seen a dog with hairy balls?

There's ya answer. So all you gotta do now is find someone with a Rottweiler and let it lick ya nuts.

See you in casualty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it was because you shaved then used the hair removal cream. Try one or the other, not both.

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton

Just offer them up for shaving next time... get a sexy lady shave you instead as part of your foreplay... lol

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