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"Do you need your bush trimmed too?  "I've a lady takes care of that kind of landscaping for me | |||
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"Well I was talking about your Angels' Trumpet What were you talking about? "Angels trumpets can offer such an exquisite fragrance  | |||
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"...want to mow my lawns? Only 2 acres... Lawnmower and cold drinks supplied.... Clothing optional
Well what did you think I was going to ask?? "I'll do it in my white CK's only | |||
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"Well I was talking about your Angels' Trumpet What were you talking about? "My jasmine.... Obvs | |||
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"Well I was talking about your Angels' Trumpet What were you talking about?
Angels trumpets can offer such an exquisite fragrance "My garden is very delicately scented....  | |||
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"...want to mow my lawns? Only 2 acres... Lawnmower and cold drinks supplied.... Clothing optional
Well what did you think I was going to ask??
I'll do it in my white CK's only "But what about tan lines???  | |||
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"...want to mow my lawns? Only 2 acres... Lawnmower and cold drinks supplied.... Clothing optional
Well what did you think I was going to ask??
I'll do it in my white CK's only
But what about tan lines??? "Need something to keep it safe, might get caught up in the lawnmower, wouldn't want that | |||
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"Sure, I'll help a neighbour out  "You'll want pizza | |||
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"...want to mow my lawns? Only 2 acres... Lawnmower and cold drinks supplied.... Clothing optional
Well what did you think I was going to ask??
I'll do it in my white CK's only
But what about tan lines???
Need something to keep it safe, might get caught up in the lawnmower, wouldn't want that "Fair point.... My first aid skills basically run to 'if its bleeding stick a band aid on it'... Not sure I've the right size ones in the bathroom cabinet.... | |||
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"...want to mow my lawns? Only 2 acres... Lawnmower and cold drinks supplied.... Clothing optional
Well what did you think I was going to ask??
I'll do it in my white CK's only
But what about tan lines???
Need something to keep it safe, might get caught up in the lawnmower, wouldn't want that
Fair point.... My first aid skills basically run to 'if its bleeding stick a band aid on it'... Not sure I've the right size ones in the bathroom cabinet.... "I'll sunbathe naked after I've finished for you  | |||
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"...want to mow my lawns? Only 2 acres... Lawnmower and cold drinks supplied.... Clothing optional
Well what did you think I was going to ask??
I'll do it in my white CK's only
But what about tan lines???
Need something to keep it safe, might get caught up in the lawnmower, wouldn't want that
Fair point.... My first aid skills basically run to 'if its bleeding stick a band aid on it'... Not sure I've the right size ones in the bathroom cabinet....
I'll sunbathe naked after I've finished for you "I better remember to lock the dog up | |||
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"...want to mow my lawns? Only 2 acres... Lawnmower and cold drinks supplied.... Clothing optional
Well what did you think I was going to ask??
I'll do it in my white CK's only
But what about tan lines???
Need something to keep it safe, might get caught up in the lawnmower, wouldn't want that
Fair point.... My first aid skills basically run to 'if its bleeding stick a band aid on it'... Not sure I've the right size ones in the bathroom cabinet....
I'll sunbathe naked after I've finished for you
I better remember to lock the dog up "You can oil me up | |||
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"I'll sunbathe naked after I've finished for you
I better remember to lock the dog up
You can oil me up "I oiled it yesterday... Fwd squirts of WD40 and squeaky wheel sorted... | |||
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"I'll sunbathe naked after I've finished for you
I better remember to lock the dog up
You can oil me up
I oiled it yesterday... Fwd squirts of WD40 and squeaky wheel sorted... "Ok,I can oil you up | |||
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"I'll sunbathe naked after I've finished for you
I better remember to lock the dog up
You can oil me up
I oiled it yesterday... Fwd squirts of WD40 and squeaky wheel sorted...
Ok,I can oil you up "But I've no wheels....? And I only squeak in the bath... | |||
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"Sure, I'll help a neighbour out
You'll want pizza "You seem to be of the impression that I'd do anything for pizza... you're not necessarily wrong. But I'd do it for a few cold beers and the chance to be ogled  | |||
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"I'll sunbathe naked after I've finished for you
I better remember to lock the dog up
You can oil me up
I oiled it yesterday... Fwd squirts of WD40 and squeaky wheel sorted...
Ok,I can oil you up
But I've no wheels....? And I only squeak in the bath... "Ok, how about we just have sex then | |||
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"Sure, I'll help a neighbour out
You'll want pizza
You seem to be of the impression that I'd do anything for pizza... you're not necessarily wrong. But I'd do it for a few cold beers and the chance to be ogled "Ok... No pizza then... Split a six and I'll pretend like I'm going to keep my hands to myself | |||
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"I'll sunbathe naked after I've finished for you
I better remember to lock the dog up
You can oil me up
I oiled it yesterday... Fwd squirts of WD40 and squeaky wheel sorted...
Ok,I can oil you up
But I've no wheels....? And I only squeak in the bath...
Ok, how about we just have sex then "I'll definitely have to lock up the dog.... | |||
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"if you werent so far away i would do it - naked and for free - so long as the sun was out "Sun is always out in my little corner... Its just sometimes it likes to have a duvet day using clouds | |||
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"Sure, I'll help a neighbour out
You'll want pizza
You seem to be of the impression that I'd do anything for pizza... you're not necessarily wrong. But I'd do it for a few cold beers and the chance to be ogled
Ok... No pizza then... Split a six and I'll pretend like I'm going to keep my hands to myself "Don't pretend too hard though will you? | |||
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"Sure, I'll help a neighbour out
You'll want pizza
You seem to be of the impression that I'd do anything for pizza... you're not necessarily wrong. But I'd do it for a few cold beers and the chance to be ogled
Ok... No pizza then... Split a six and I'll pretend like I'm going to keep my hands to myself
Don't pretend too hard though will you? "What.... You don't want to see my concentration tongue poking out??? I'm told its adorable...  | |||
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"*Quickly reverse image search everyone in the thread before I make a comment "I stole all my pics from Vogue... Can't you tell??? | |||
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"...want to mow my lawns? Only 2 acres... Lawnmower and cold drinks supplied.... Clothing optional
Well what did you think I was going to ask?? "Since I'm outside you age range you can mow your own fkin lawn | |||
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"Sure, I'll help a neighbour out
You'll want pizza
You seem to be of the impression that I'd do anything for pizza... you're not necessarily wrong. But I'd do it for a few cold beers and the chance to be ogled
Ok... No pizza then... Split a six and I'll pretend like I'm going to keep my hands to myself
Don't pretend too hard though will you?
What.... You don't want to see my concentration tongue poking out??? I'm told its adorable... "Oh go on then, just a little bit
And Peach, I stole these pictures fair and square! | |||
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"...want to mow my lawns? Only 2 acres... Lawnmower and cold drinks supplied.... Clothing optional
Well what did you think I was going to ask??
Since I'm outside you age range you can mow your own fkin lawn"the lawn's not for fkin... That happens on the patio and deck... More comfort  | |||
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"Sure, I'll help a neighbour out
You'll want pizza
You seem to be of the impression that I'd do anything for pizza... you're not necessarily wrong. But I'd do it for a few cold beers and the chance to be ogled
Ok... No pizza then... Split a six and I'll pretend like I'm going to keep my hands to myself
Don't pretend too hard though will you?
What.... You don't want to see my concentration tongue poking out??? I'm told its adorable...
Oh go on then, just a little bit
And Peach, I stole these pictures fair and square! "Just a the tip | |||
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"Sure, I'll help a neighbour out
You'll want pizza
You seem to be of the impression that I'd do anything for pizza... you're not necessarily wrong. But I'd do it for a few cold beers and the chance to be ogled
Ok... No pizza then... Split a six and I'll pretend like I'm going to keep my hands to myself
Don't pretend too hard though will you?
What.... You don't want to see my concentration tongue poking out??? I'm told its adorable...
Oh go on then, just a little bit
And Peach, I stole these pictures fair and square!
Just a the tip " | |||
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"Outside your age range by 1 month..." I'm actually outside my own age range... Its a curse... Can't play with myself | |||
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"Sure, I'll help a neighbour out
You'll want pizza
You seem to be of the impression that I'd do anything for pizza... you're not necessarily wrong. But I'd do it for a few cold beers and the chance to be ogled
Ok... No pizza then... Split a six and I'll pretend like I'm going to keep my hands to myself
Don't pretend too hard though will you?
What.... You don't want to see my concentration tongue poking out??? I'm told its adorable...
Oh go on then, just a little bit
And Peach, I stole these pictures fair and square!
Just a the tip
"Oi.... Back on the lawnmower you!!! | |||
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