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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's this guy ... vanilla ... I get all giggly when he is around... I so want to get my hands on him . ..

What vanilla person would you want to f*** ??

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My boss but I don't think he's 100% vanilla

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My boss but I don't think he's 100% vanilla

Maybe he's on here

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"My boss but I don't think he's 100% vanilla

Maybe he's on here

Omg, I never thought of that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a look at the "who's nearby" next time you're in work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take a look at the "who's nearby" next time you're in work

I am always scared to do that

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Take a look at the "who's nearby" next time you're in work

My who's near doesn't work, I've tried to fix it using the steps they advise but to no avail

Fuck it, I'll just ask him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha.. lucky boss work could get interesting haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's on here (Actually got me onto this site)

We've only had vanilla sex in the past, but I have since learnt that he is far from it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a look at the "who's nearby" next time you're in work

I am always scared to do that

I've blocked a few people who were a little close for comfort before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's on here (Actually got me onto this site)

We've only had vanilla sex in the past, but I have since learnt that he is far from it"

Uuuuu interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lady working at SPAR near my work, she's gorgeous, but same i ain't 100% she's vanilla

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The lady working at SPAR near my work, she's gorgeous, but same i ain't 100% she's vanilla

Just drop hints ....

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Take a look at the "who's nearby" next time you're in work

I am always scared to do that

I find it hilarious fun doing this whem I start a new contract

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take a look at the "who's nearby" next time you're in work

I am always scared to do that

I find it hilarious fun doing this whem I start a new contract"

New contract??

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry

"There's this guy ... vanilla ... I get all giggly when he is around... I so want to get my hands on him . ..

What vanilla person would you want to f*** ?? "

Been a very long time since I've wanted sex with a vanilla person After discovering fab years ago vanilla sex just doesn't hold the same appeal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a look at the "who's nearby" next time you're in work

I am always scared to do that

I find it hilarious fun doing this whem I start a new contract

New contract??

She's a hitman... hitwoman?

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By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry/Nottingham/Bristol

Their 2 bus drivers on the regular bus to school I won't mind getting to know lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lady working at SPAR near my work, she's gorgeous, but same i ain't 100% she's vanilla

Just drop hints ....

She's out of my league i ain't gonna risk the daily smile she gives me and which makes my day better everytime

But i could ask her : what's your favorite ice cream flavor ? vanilla ? Or cookie ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out girl in sainsburys who always makes an effort to talk to me everytime i go in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The lady working at SPAR near my work, she's gorgeous, but same i ain't 100% she's vanilla

Just drop hints ....

She's out of my league i ain't gonna risk the daily smile she gives me and which makes my day better everytime

But i could ask her : what's your favorite ice cream flavor ? vanilla ? Or cookie ?

Ach sure live little... go on ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Check out girl in sainsburys who always makes an effort to talk to me everytime i go in

Go on ... dare to talk a bit more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy I have regular work meetings with. Hes a silverfox and a proper charmer. Im pretty sure Hes married though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ach sure live little... go on ... "

You're right, i'll try tomorrow uhu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a fair few women I work with I'd like to get jiggy with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a fair few women I work with I'd like to get jiggy with. "

Work and sex ... is that a good idea ??

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

My dentist, She makes me laugh and presses her tits against my head while she inflicts pain on me

She is also rather tasty

Lucy Verasamy, She has a very sexy smile,

I wonder if she is on here

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

A woman who works at Tesco.....she is just an ordinary vanilla looking lady but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a free Danish pastry off the checkout girl yesterday. I was instantly attracted to her the horny little feeder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a fair few women I work with I'd like to get jiggy with.

Work and sex ... is that a good idea ?? "

Oh don't get me wrong, they're just thoughts I wouldn't act upon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You say vanilla like it's a bad thing. Vanilla isn't boring. Just mainstream.

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By *punkymonkey40Man
over a year ago

derby

The boss at work... She is super sexy not shy we talk about sex all the time even told her my fetishes too. But she is off limits and her boyfriends arms are bigger then my head.. I just been in hospital don't like the food there. Lol so in my dreams it shall be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can think of one... but she's definitely not vanilla...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This fit milf at my local Sainsbury's bakery! Hmm wld love to grab buns & stick my baguette in her oven whilst we roll around in flour haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's on here (Actually got me onto this site)

We've only had vanilla sex in the past, but I have since learnt that he is far from it

Uuuuu interesting

Yeah like some of the things we message to each other...most definitely not vanilla anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You say vanilla like it's a bad thing. Vanilla isn't boring. Just mainstream. "

No not at all ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy at work.....seems all innocent and vanilla but oh I bet he isn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a look at the "who's nearby" next time you're in work

I am always scared to do that

Just to go off topic slightly, how does the 'whose nearby' feature work? Does it just say sokeone is nearby or does it give their username?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My personal trainer

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Take a look at the "who's nearby" next time you're in work

I am always scared to do that

I find it hilarious fun doing this whem I start a new contract

New contract??

She's a hitman... hitwoman?"

Haha if you mean I get my target in my sights and make a beeline, then yes!

Freelance cyber security for my sins though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm talking to customers I fancy, I always try to use the word FAB a couple of times in the conversation. One lady gave me a very quizzical look (a raised eyebrow and longer than normal eye-contact, plus a cheeky smile), but didn't give anything away...about two minutes later her husband showed up, but I'm left still wondering if she's on here, and what if the circumstances had been a bit different...

It brightens my day

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry

"If I'm talking to customers I fancy, I always try to use the word FAB a couple of times in the conversation. One lady gave me a very quizzical look (a raised eyebrow and longer than normal eye-contact, plus a cheeky smile), but didn't give anything away...about two minutes later her husband showed up, but I'm left still wondering if she's on here, and what if the circumstances had been a bit different...

It brightens my day

I drop the word fab into conversation a lot if I suspect someone might be a swinger! Hilariously amusing when you register a reaction

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

It brightens my day

I drop the word fab into conversation a lot if I suspect someone might be a swinger! Hilariously amusing when you register a reaction"

The word Fab appears a lot on my Facebook feed, It does make me wonder for a second when I see it

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"You say vanilla like it's a bad thing. Vanilla isn't boring. Just mainstream. "

Was thinking the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to message a guy on here the other day because I was prettyyy convinced he'd been in a meeting with me, it wasn't him

There's a guy I used to work with that I'd totally love to fuck, he's moved away with his girlfriend to bloody Canada now..

There's a really quiet guy I work with who I pretty much forced to become my friend over the past couple of months, can't totally decide if I'd fuck him.. probably

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had to message a guy on here the other day because I was prettyyy convinced he'd been in a meeting with me, it wasn't him

There's a guy I used to work with that I'd totally love to fuck, he's moved away with his girlfriend to bloody Canada now..

There's a really quiet guy I work with who I pretty much forced to become my friend over the past couple of months, can't totally decide if I'd fuck him.. probably

Please keep us inform how it goes ... this is juicy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What vinilla mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Claire O'Connor she's a politician in Dublin, i just saw her flyer. Jesus she's so Beautiful i'm gonna be interested about politics in a country i'm not even from ahah.

I would make love to her all night, all day, all week, anytime she wants to.

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By *obitoutMan
over a year ago

somewhere in the middle

After reading this thread I'm now a shopping at Sainsbury's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After reading this thread I'm now a shopping at Sainsbury's

I might pop into my local Marks and Spencer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lass who works at my local co-op. Love to get to know her better.

Also the girl who works in the local cafe. Prettiest face and fabulous body. Yes please.

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By *obitoutMan
over a year ago

somewhere in the middle

"After reading this thread I'm now a shopping at Sainsbury's

I might pop into my local Marks and Spencer

David Gandy lover by any chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had to message a guy on here the other day because I was prettyyy convinced he'd been in a meeting with me, it wasn't him

There's a guy I used to work with that I'd totally love to fuck, he's moved away with his girlfriend to bloody Canada now..

There's a really quiet guy I work with who I pretty much forced to become my friend over the past couple of months, can't totally decide if I'd fuck him.. probably

Please keep us inform how it goes ... this is juicy

With the work guy? Finally got his number last week saying I'd text him and let him know if I was going to the works charity do.. I got bladdered and forgot

My fb picked me up though!

Was texting him the day after and he failed to mention it was his birthday, he is an ongoing project

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had to message a guy on here the other day because I was prettyyy convinced he'd been in a meeting with me, it wasn't him

There's a guy I used to work with that I'd totally love to fuck, he's moved away with his girlfriend to bloody Canada now..

There's a really quiet guy I work with who I pretty much forced to become my friend over the past couple of months, can't totally decide if I'd fuck him.. probably

Please keep us inform how it goes ... this is juicy

With the work guy? Finally got his number last week saying I'd text him and let him know if I was going to the works charity do.. I got bladdered and forgot

My fb picked me up though!

Was texting him the day after and he failed to mention it was his birthday, he is an ongoing project

Sounds promising though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My high school reunion next week. We have a sweepstake at work (workmates know im a wrong un) how many ill have sex with. Im aiming for 3 :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had to message a guy on here the other day because I was prettyyy convinced he'd been in a meeting with me, it wasn't him

There's a guy I used to work with that I'd totally love to fuck, he's moved away with his girlfriend to bloody Canada now..

There's a really quiet guy I work with who I pretty much forced to become my friend over the past couple of months, can't totally decide if I'd fuck him.. probably

Please keep us inform how it goes ... this is juicy

With the work guy? Finally got his number last week saying I'd text him and let him know if I was going to the works charity do.. I got bladdered and forgot

My fb picked me up though!

Was texting him the day after and he failed to mention it was his birthday, he is an ongoing project

Thanks for dropping by..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody I really know, I don't meet many ladies in my day to day life. One of the reasons I'm on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think I'd get much of a surprise from the vanilla at work. My work mates (both guys and girls) know what I get up to.

But there is one girl that I would like to spend a three or four hours with. Just to show her a thing or two

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By *vadownMan
over a year ago

Wickham

"Take a look at the "who's nearby" next time you're in work

My who's near doesn't work, I've tried to fix it using the steps they advise but to no avail

Fuck it, I'll just ask him!"

Hi I had this problem...do you have the clean master app that was the culprit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman I work with.

She's funny, beautiful,kind and generous

Not forgetting straight and vanilla

I just need her to sit on my face

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

My Mrs lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Mrs lol. "

She isn't vanilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also some of the yummy ladies on this thread

hmm will show u my trick with whipped cream haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you all not find that when you get to know the more vinilla people the normally turn out to be more rocky road. (Or at least raspberry ripple).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love dipping my pen in company ink.... see it as an unofficial off-contract perk.

A bit if suggestive banter is healthy for a days work

Even got a few to join fab. Share the lurve people fabsters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you all not find that when you get to know the more vinilla people the normally turn out to be more rocky road. (Or at least raspberry ripple). "

Strawberry sundae!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love dipping my pen in company ink.... see it as an unofficial off-contract perk.

A bit if suggestive banter is healthy for a days work

Even got a few to join fab. Share the lurve people fabsters "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This may sound very depressing but there isn't one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This may sound very depressing but there isn't one

Assuming that by vanilla you mean not on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a look at the "who's nearby" next time you're in work

I am always scared to do that

I've blocked a few people who were a little close for comfort before

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a look at the "who's nearby" next time you're in work

I am always scared to do that

I find it hilarious fun doing this whem I start a new contract

New contract??

She's a hitwoman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla.. Where's the fun in that

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

North Wiltshire

The lady who works in the coffee kiosk at work. We have became friends and I would love to convert her to a FWB.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love dipping my pen in company ink.... see it as an unofficial off-contract perk.

A bit if suggestive banter is healthy for a days work

Even got a few to join fab. Share the lurve people fabsters

You could work under me anytime!

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry

It brightens my day

I drop the word fab into conversation a lot if I suspect someone might be a swinger! Hilariously amusing when you register a reaction

The word Fab appears a lot on my Facebook feed, It does make me wonder for a second when I see it

Some of my facebook friends are swingers themselves so if I post I'm off clubbing tonight they always say Hope you have a fab time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ach sure live little... go on ... "

I did ask her out today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a customer. Completely out of bounds. But she's pretty nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shoe lady... but I won't I have restraint!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"My Mrs lol.

She isn't vanilla

Well here's the thing.

If you have to explain a joke it's probably not funny.

So my joke fell flat on its arse and died.

I was having a dig at fakers pretending to be a couple.

I was saying that I would fuck the mrs as she is vanilla.

However she isn't so kinda epic fail on the joke front.

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