FabSwingers.com forum: What happened to you today?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today a shovel handle fell out of the van door at work, when I opened it and hit me square on the temple. So now have a nice bruise on the side of my face.

What's been going on with your day?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I got a bit more red and blisters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meetings and consuming carbs - pretty much my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miscellaneous bobbins. Standard working day.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Today I think I just invented time travel!!!"

Forgot to say, it really hurts your bottom for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got a bit more red and blisters

Sunburn?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I think I just invented time travel!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a bit more red and blisters

Too Much wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch OP, hope you're ok.

Today I successfully interviewed and have selected two new members to come join my team. I'm so happy and can't wait to work them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I think I just invented time travel!!!

Forgot to say, it really hurts your bottom for some reason."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive mostly just been coughing and wiping my snotty nose between chatting and annoying people around here.

I hope your heads ok x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And then the unimaginable!! Just posted my comment above then looked out the bus window (I'm upstairs) to see a gentleman having a poop on the pavement!

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over a year ago

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"And then the unimaginable!! Just posted my comment above then looked out the bus window (I'm upstairs) to see a gentleman having a poop on the pavement!

Ya gotta go, ya gotta go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then the unimaginable!! Just posted my comment above then looked out the bus window (I'm upstairs) to see a gentleman having a poop on the pavement!

Are you sure you've got the right glasses on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then the unimaginable!! Just posted my comment above then looked out the bus window (I'm upstairs) to see a gentleman having a poop on the pavement!

Ya gotta go, ya gotta go!

Truly funky

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I got a bit more red and blisters

Sunburn?"

Like you wouldn't believe. Didn't know you could blister from sunburn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then the unimaginable!! Just posted my comment above then looked out the bus window (I'm upstairs) to see a gentleman having a poop on the pavement!

Ah the sights of London.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"And then the unimaginable!! Just posted my comment above then looked out the bus window (I'm upstairs) to see a gentleman having a poop on the pavement!

Gentleman???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then the unimaginable!! Just posted my comment above then looked out the bus window (I'm upstairs) to see a gentleman having a poop on the pavement!

Are you sure you've got the right glasses on?"

I cannot unsee it.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I got a bit more red and blisters

Too Much wanking

Na all your best pics are private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then the unimaginable!! Just posted my comment above then looked out the bus window (I'm upstairs) to see a gentleman having a poop on the pavement!

You come live here, you need looked after. That sort of thing doesn't happen here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then the unimaginable!! Just posted my comment above then looked out the bus window (I'm upstairs) to see a gentleman having a poop on the pavement!

Gentleman???

I did pause as I typed that, but thought to be fair I don't know the full scope of his situation -- so I'll be polite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me take you on the bus

And lead you through the streets of London

I'll show you something

To make you bleach your eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cheers guys, my heads ok just a nice bruise and bump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked if I could make a giant game of Angry Birds and got paid to sit in a room for 90 minutes in silence...exam conditions init.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got a bit more red and blisters

Sunburn?

Like you wouldn't believe. Didn't know you could blister from sunburn "

You need to be careful not using sun cream is a sure fire way to fuck your skin up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then the unimaginable!! Just posted my comment above then looked out the bus window (I'm upstairs) to see a gentleman having a poop on the pavement!

Ah the sights of London. "

Right outside the back walls of Buckingham Palace. I mean rear-lly?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then the unimaginable!! Just posted my comment above then looked out the bus window (I'm upstairs) to see a gentleman having a poop on the pavement!

Ah the sights of London.

Right outside the back walls of Buckingham Palace. I mean rear-lly?!

Was Philip making a dirty protest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Booked the day off work, went out with my dad for a bit, home and napped.. Sat on the sofa watching Netflix

Love getting texts from my team leader with photographic evidence that's she's actually covering my work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then the unimaginable!! Just posted my comment above then looked out the bus window (I'm upstairs) to see a gentleman having a poop on the pavement!

You come live here, you need looked after. That sort of thing doesn't happen here

Sounds boring up there!!

I'm all for the shits and giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then the unimaginable!! Just posted my comment above then looked out the bus window (I'm upstairs) to see a gentleman having a poop on the pavement!

Ah the sights of London.

Right outside the back walls of Buckingham Palace. I mean rear-lly?!

Was Philip making a dirty protest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheers guys, my heads ok just a nice bruise and bump.

Sorry for interrupting thread flow there, OP. Glad you're ok headbump-wise.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I told someone at work exactly what I think of them.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Let me take you on the bus

And lead you through the streets of London

I'll show you something

To make you bleach your eyes"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I think I just invented time travel!!!"

You forgot to take Soxy with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheers guys, my heads ok just a nice bruise and bump.

Sorry for interrupting thread flow there, OP. Glad you're ok headbump-wise.

No worries whatsoever, you are making it flow.

I usually flit between threads and doing other stuff anyway. So half the time will reply for a bit or be silent for ages.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I got a bit more red and blisters

Sunburn?

Like you wouldn't believe. Didn't know you could blister from sunburn

You need to be careful not using sun cream is a sure fire way to fuck your skin up."

That's just it i did have it on and the highest i could find to. Think I'm half albino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I told someone at work exactly what I think of them. "

Ooooooh, was that satisfying?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I think I just invented time travel!!!

You forgot to take Soxy with you

Ah he's here somewhere. I'm not allowed in his quarters anymore cos he says I keep jizzing in his slingbacks. I only did it twice TWICE!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

I was cut up 3 times today while driving, Twice on the Motorway and once on a normal road, I just smiled at them while hiding my anger at what they had done, Someone done something that resulted in me getting a inch long cut on my hand and I spent 30 minutes pulling things out of my van while looking for a tool, Only to remember I had lent it to a mate,

I need a drink!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I think I just invented time travel!!!

You forgot to take Soxy with you

Ah he's here somewhere. I'm not allowed in his quarters anymore cos he says I keep jizzing in his slingbacks. I only did it twice TWICE!

Was it a glitter related incident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been working since 6:45. 1 hour to go til off for 12 days.

Rejoice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a snog at work

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"And then the unimaginable!! Just posted my comment above then looked out the bus window (I'm upstairs) to see a gentleman having a poop on the pavement!

I hope he had a bag with him, to pick it up.......ya get fined for fouling the footpath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive been doing housework, made a curry and making a rather gorgeous guy sexually frustrated at work

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I think I just invented time travel!!!

You forgot to take Soxy with you

Ah he's here somewhere. I'm not allowed in his quarters anymore cos he says I keep jizzing in his slingbacks. I only did it twice TWICE!

Was it a glitter related incident

Oh yes. I glitter hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then the unimaginable!! Just posted my comment above then looked out the bus window (I'm upstairs) to see a gentleman having a poop on the pavement!

Have you seen the old man covered in semen emission

Having a shit on the walkway there

He's no time for chatting

He just keeps right on shatting

Emptying his bowels with out a single care.

All together now

So how can you tell me....,

The verse Ralph McTell forgot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasted my time on fab, match.com and pof? Oh no sorry that's nearly everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a lovely new dress that has put me in a super good mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just finished the edits to 4 shoots. I can give my eyes a rest from the computer screens now. Yay!

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Had a great morning seeing my boys do well in their new school. Feeling very proud of my wee heroes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I've been to the shops, I've just made my second cup of coffee, and the hound and I are watching The Dog Whisperer. I'm not very good at working from home

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Had a great morning seeing my boys do well in their new school. Feeling very proud of my wee heroes. "

Aww, well done them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replaced shower and bath wall cladding. ..the supplier sent me two different batches and colour shade is noticeable... but only at certain angles

.... expensive or what! Arguing with them about it....they say I should have noticed it before gluing...i say Iit's so close as it's a slight different batch it's not that noticeable but client is right. They should check batching before dispatching it.. its glued in place and obviously not reusable now....

Anyone for coffee

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I told someone at work exactly what I think of them.

Ooooooh, was that satisfying?

Exceedingly and surprisingly they have been nice to me today.

They've still done fuck all work but the atmosphere at work is pretty shit at the of times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helped a guy walk for the first time since his crash....very emotional.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I got a bit more red and blisters

Sunburn?

Like you wouldn't believe. Didn't know you could blister from sunburn "

Hope you've had a nice holiday, I would get those blisters looked at though!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Helped a guy walk for the first time since his crash....very emotional.

Wow! Well done you, that's fantastic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I locked my self out...whilst in my pjs . Three hours and 55 quid later I got in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had three meetings not turn up without as much as a call or text

Cost me £75 quid and I could have had a daytime meet with someone from here in the time they wasted

Now, my last meeting, the only one which means I can get away early is BOUND to turn up, be a fucking nightmare that means I'm late home and I'll be knackered for a meet later.

But at least I had plenty of fab time today!!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I saw an amazingly attractive cardiologist!

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

Saved a sheeps life!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I locked my self out...whilst in my pjs . Three hours and 55 quid later I got in"

Which one paid you the fiver?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Booked the day off to get dressed in lycra for a day of cycling, got absolutely soaked through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too tired to care about anything - its actually quite relaxing - my brain is broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work and just picked up my new car.

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