FabSwingers.com forum: Screw your 'V' lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A tongue in cheek protest at another thread.

If you don't have 'V' lines, post here what is good about your body!

I have a very nice bottom, and its firm and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plus you look great in a wet, white shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look great in the dark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have nice thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite like my thighs.

V lines pfft - sign of a misspent youth

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

What's a v line

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

My hair is ok. When it's having a good day...and been dyed....and it's not windy.....or wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have nice thighs

Yet you're always hiding them

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Pure Dad bod here, looking better than it has for probably 20 odd years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a v line"

Ah you don't want to know, really. You wouldn't like it. Trust me. Nothing to see here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my Kim kardashian butt lol and my hair x

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By *wingleWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

A nicely turned ankle ....

.... and a big butt!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Does a 'U' line count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told on a bodybuilding site that I had good genes for it but I think my triceps and traps are not genetically good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have nice thighs

Yet you're always hiding them

Just like you're hiding yourself behind filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not bothered about v lines!

Bea

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

These days I've learnt to like my boobs after being told for a long time they weren't good enough

I like my eyes too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These days I've learnt to like my boobs after being told for a long time they weren't good enough

I like my eyes too

I lick your boobs

I mean a like your boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These days I've learnt to like my boobs after being told for a long time they weren't good enough

I like my eyes too

They weren't good enough!?

Excuse the clip clip of my trusty steed while I blatantly 'white knight' here but good grief!?

They look damn fine from here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a cute little mole called Fred.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"These days I've learnt to like my boobs after being told for a long time they weren't good enough

I like my eyes too

I lick your boobs

I mean a like your boobs

Thank you

On both counts

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

Nice eyes apparently. I can hypnotise people

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"These days I've learnt to like my boobs after being told for a long time they weren't good enough

I like my eyes too

They weren't good enough!?

Excuse the clip clip of my trusty steed while I blatantly 'white knight' here but good grief!?

They look damn fine from here!

Whoa hang on there while I saddle up my trusty steed and join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a bit of a dad bod

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

ermmmmmm I have a nice personality

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"These days I've learnt to like my boobs after being told for a long time they weren't good enough

I like my eyes too

They weren't good enough!?

Excuse the clip clip of my trusty steed while I blatantly 'white knight' here but good grief!?

They look damn fine from here!

A forum first for me! I don't think I've been 'white knighted' before

Thank you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"These days I've learnt to like my boobs after being told for a long time they weren't good enough

I like my eyes too

They weren't good enough!?

Excuse the clip clip of my trusty steed while I blatantly 'white knight' here but good grief!?

They look damn fine from here!

A forum first for me! I don't think I've been 'white knighted' before

Thank you

Well, you'll have a stable soon! Look after them, they have a delicate nature

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"I like a bit of a dad bod

So do I

It's not all about the v lines, my appreciation is inclusive of many attributes

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"These days I've learnt to like my boobs after being told for a long time they weren't good enough

I like my eyes too

They weren't good enough!?

Excuse the clip clip of my trusty steed while I blatantly 'white knight' here but good grief!?

They look damn fine from here!

Whoa hang on there while I saddle up my trusty steed and join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Scuse me -- can you tell me which way it is to the V line thread? Hubba hubba

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"These days I've learnt to like my boobs after being told for a long time they weren't good enough

I like my eyes too

They weren't good enough!?

Excuse the clip clip of my trusty steed while I blatantly 'white knight' here but good grief!?

They look damn fine from here!

A forum first for me! I don't think I've been 'white knighted' before

Thank you

Well, you'll have a stable soon! Look after them, they have a delicate nature

That's not the horses you're talking about, is it?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

V line free zone here. Dad bod r us. Cake and beer makes me happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a bit of a dad bod

So do I

It's not all about the v lines, my appreciation is inclusive of many attributes

Exactly! I do love a V line but I would never have anything of the sort, mine's more a little mum tum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"V line free zone here. Dad bod r us. Cake and beer makes me happy. "

Cake and beer 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like looking at v lines, but I much prefer running my hands over a dad bod. So keep it up guys. X

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By *oss2810Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

ive got good teeth

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"I like a bit of a dad bod

So do I

It's not all about the v lines, my appreciation is inclusive of many attributes

Exactly! I do love a V line but I would never have anything of the sort, mine's more a little mum tum

Mines a not so little mum tum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in between dad bod an gym fit, no sign of a V and have had comments mostly about my arms and thighs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"V line free zone here. Dad bod r us. Cake and beer makes me happy.

Cake and beer 3"

Dad bod here...although no kids so not sure what I'd call mine!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad bod here too ! I wish i had the time to get a v line !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a v line?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes. And the curve in my torsos. Even if it is surrounded by chub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a bit of a dad bod

So do I

It's not all about the v lines, my appreciation is inclusive of many attributes

Exactly! I do love a V line but I would never have anything of the sort, mine's more a little mum tum

Mines a not so little mum tum

Great aint it!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"'Scuse me -- can you tell me which way it is to the V line thread? Hubba hubba

Take the first left at Fuck/Snog/Avoid then keep straight on past The Late Late Nocturnal until you get to the roundabout, then it's the second exit past Can't Get A Meet, third right just after Profile Advice and it's down the back of the turning with Lamp Post Pissers on the corner

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have a nice clavicle and OK ankles. I don't think my face is that bad either but not many people on here have seen it outside of an occasional face pic Friday foray.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"V line free zone here. Dad bod r us. Cake and beer makes me happy.

Cake and beer 3"

Good taste

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By *ent57Man
over a year ago

... where the streets have no name!

"I have a nice clavicle and OK ankles. I don't think my face is that bad either but not many people on here have seen it outside of an occasional face pic Friday foray."

So only one nice clavicle ... what's the matter with the other one

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By *ent57Man
over a year ago

... where the streets have no name!

I never had V lines even when I was extremely fit ...

... however, I have been informed on more than a few occasions that my bum is delightful!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"A tongue in cheek protest at another thread.

If you don't have 'V' lines, post here what is good about your body!

I have a very nice bottom, and its firm and everything"

I told you its OK not to have them. Your wet shirt makes me

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"What's a v line? "

I think the proper name is adonis lines but 100% sure.

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By *eybert77Man
over a year ago

Ramsey

I get a nice v line when training then chocolate and cheese takes over and creates a u line when i stop

But i've been told i have a nice bum lol

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I spy lots of beautiful bodies here of all shapes and sizes

not one here I wouldn't be happy to flip over my calendar and see all month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does a 'U' line count?

Any line is good from any angle...

I've v lines on my forehead. ..do they count...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still eat cake.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You may have incredible v lines but covered by that typical overlay of fat that typically is deposited here in men. I'm thinking you'd probably need to have 10% or less body fat in order to be able to see your v.

Think of the V as a like a downwards pointing arrow, leading to the goods below

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"'Scuse me -- can you tell me which way it is to the V line thread? Hubba hubba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uummm im not sure what i have thats good

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By *hooselifeMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Quite like my thighs.

V lines pfft - sign of a misspent youth"

Now where did I put that fucking reciept!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a v line?

I think the proper name is adonis lines but 100% sure. "

Oh right. Yes I have them. Doesn't everyone?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

I had some but I lost them and I want them back

But I will always have a crack in my arse

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I like my eyelashes - they're naturally long, thick and dark

The rest of me is ok too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my eyelashes - they're naturally long, thick and dark

The rest of me is ok too

Sure is

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"What's a v line?

I think the proper name is adonis lines but 100% sure.

Oh right. Yes I have them. Doesn't everyone?"

Nope. I have a gunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyebrows

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"What's a v line?

I think the proper name is adonis lines but 100% sure.

Oh right. Yes I have them. Doesn't everyone?

Nope. I have a gunt."

I love the word gunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a soft, fleshy stomach to kiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys are looking good on this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You guys are looking good on this thread

Much better than the other V thread wouldn't you agree

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"You guys are looking good on this thread

Much better than the other V thread wouldn't you agree"

Still not seen the other v thread

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry

Getting v lines would mean losing my ass so I'm staying as I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting v lines would mean losing my ass so I'm staying as I am"

And what an ass it is

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By *eybert77Man
over a year ago

Ramsey

"What's a v line?

I think the proper name is adonis lines but 100% sure.

Oh right. Yes I have them. Doesn't everyone?

Nope. I have a gunt."

Haha haven't heard that for a while lol

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Getting v lines would mean losing my ass so I'm staying as I am

And what an ass it is

Those abs look pretty good too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting v lines would mean losing my ass so I'm staying as I am"

Now that's an ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a v line?

I think the proper name is adonis lines but 100% sure.

Oh right. Yes I have them. Doesn't everyone?

Nope. I have a gunt."

What's a 'gunt'..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm told I've great tits..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a v line?

I think the proper name is adonis lines but 100% sure.

Oh right. Yes I have them. Doesn't everyone?

Nope. I have a gunt."
I have a hunt too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a v line?

I think the proper name is adonis lines but 100% sure.

Oh right. Yes I have them. Doesn't everyone?

Nope. I have a gunt.I have a hunt too

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gunt lol not hunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a v line?

I think the proper name is adonis lines but 100% sure.

Oh right. Yes I have them. Doesn't everyone?

Nope. I have a gunt.

What's a 'gunt'..?

A mix between gut and ..... I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck v lines!!! What's good about my body? Erm... I have nice eyes apparently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmmmmm nice eyes I guess

although I'm sure it's the boobs they see first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My right little toe is very nice but the left is minging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a v line?

I think the proper name is adonis lines but 100% sure.

Oh right. Yes I have them. Doesn't everyone?

Nope. I have a gunt.

What's a 'gunt'..?

Urban Dictionary is your friend. It was mine

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

I have the tongue of a lesbian apparently.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"My right little toe is very nice but the left is minging "

Do the other toes on your left foot try to avoid it?

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By *eybert77Man
over a year ago

Ramsey

"Mmmmmmmmmm nice eyes I guess

although I'm sure it's the boobs they see first

With a lack of eyes to see yes ot's boobs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmmmmmmm nice eyes I guess

although I'm sure it's the boobs they see first

With a lack of eyes to see yes ot's boobs lol

And here's me thinking all guys were just friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm physically fit and more than happy to not have v-lines! Just like I'm happy for women to not have supermodel physiques!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You guys are looking good on this thread

Much better than the other V thread wouldn't you agree"
without a doubt

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