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If I had a girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her "

Awww, even I swooned

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her "

Aww that's so sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her "

i may have just vomited a little...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her

i may have just vomited a little... "

You too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her

i may have just vomited a little... "

There's always one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her "

Never heard farting called that before...

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Bucket anyone?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I woodount be on hear

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her

i may have just vomited a little...

You too? "

That is what I was going to say, but didn't want to sound like a bitter old crone

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her

i may have just vomited a little...

You too?

That is what I was going to say, but didn't want to sound like a bitter old crone "

Oh, I relish and savour sounding like one.

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

If I had a girlfriend.

Don't think Mrs would be too impressed.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


""

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Go to hell, the lot of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to hell, the lot of you "

We're already here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What else do you offer?

Don't really like the idea of being too warm in bed, I like to sleep with one leg out the duvet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What else do you offer?

Don't really like the idea of being too warm in bed, I like to sleep with one leg out the duvet. "

What she means is, how hairy is your rusty sheriffs badge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw bless ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a girlfriend,

I would forget her birthday and walk round in my pants while scratching my knackers and farting,

Because I'm not going to change

But!!!

I am a very good cook and my skills in bed are slightly higher than average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her "

Well I think that's sweet

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London


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A bit tooooo Mills & Boon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What else do you offer?

Don't really like the idea of being too warm in bed, I like to sleep with one leg out the duvet. "

A bucket, seems like I'll need a few of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a girlfriend,

I would forget her birthday and walk round in my pants while scratching my knackers and farting,

Because I'm not going to change

But!!!

I am a very good cook and my skills in bed are slightly higher than average"

I want a man like that. Happy to be himself and not putting on some show trying to be 'perfect'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

A bit tooooo Mills & Boon."

Mills & Boon haha!

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city


"If I had a girlfriend,

I would forget her birthday and walk round in my pants while scratching my knackers and farting,

Because I'm not going to change

But!!!

I am a very good cook and my skills in bed are slightly higher than average"

Seriously the chillie .... Nom nom I want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a girlfriend,

I would forget her birthday and walk round in my pants while scratching my knackers and farting,

Because I'm not going to change

But!!!

I am a very good cook and my skills in bed are slightly higher than average

Seriously the chillie .... Nom nom I want"

I finished it for my dinner at work today, but you was invited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a girlfriend,

I would forget her birthday and walk round in my pants while scratching my knackers and farting,

Because I'm not going to change

But!!!

I am a very good cook and my skills in bed are slightly higher than average

I want a man like that. Happy to be himself and not putting on some show trying to be 'perfect'. "

Who said I was happy

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

If I had a girlfriend

I wood treet her like a princess

I wood tak her out to placess

I wood by her prezeys

I wood look arfter her proparleey

I wood cook dinners

Etc etc etc.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her "

Awwwww that's real romance right there.... think of the savings on the winter fuel bill

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her

Awwwww that's real romance right there.... think of the savings on the winter fuel bill "

I'll now need to spend that money on superglue for all my broken pieces to be put together after this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see now why people vomited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her

Awww, even I swooned "

I was sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a girlfriend,

I would forget her birthday and walk round in my pants while scratching my knackers and farting,

Because I'm not going to change

But!!!

I am a very good cook and my skills in bed are slightly higher than average"

Welll, nothing wrong with that

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Go to hell, the lot of you "

Oi I said it was sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I see now why people vomited "

Get out ! I thought you were a nice one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go to hell, the lot of you

Oi I said it was sweet "

I know, thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her "

Aww, so sweet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her "

That is beautiful, and really heart warming.

If I had a girlfriend I wouldn't get back out of bed for days, except to make cups of tea and plates of toast for when we needed some energy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wouldn't need covers cuz I'd be all over her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her

Awwwww that's real romance right there.... think of the savings on the winter fuel bill

I'll now need to spend that money on superglue for all my broken pieces to be put together after this thread!"

Staples work better than superglue, cheaper too! You're welcome

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Go to hell, the lot of you

Oi I said it was sweet

I know, thank you "

Well I'm sweet enough and twice as lumpy for two

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her "

Or it could be chlamydia..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her

Awwwww that's real romance right there.... think of the savings on the winter fuel bill "

As long as you're not rich and old cos the Tories want to slash the winter fuel payment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bucket anyone? "

This thread should have begun with a warning that a bucket may be required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a girlfriend, first and foremost, I'd be shocked. Truth be told, I'm not the easiest guy to get on with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her

That is beautiful, and really heart warming.

If I had a girlfriend I wouldn't get back out of bed for days, except to make cups of tea and plates of toast for when we needed some energy "

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her "

Are you really 22? Your posts have made me check your age several times

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Go to hell, the lot of you "

Well at least it's warm down there!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her

Are you really 22? Your posts have made me check your age several times "

I'm definitely 22. I've had two 22nd birthdays to be sure

MrB

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her

Are you really 22? Your posts have made me check your age several times "

Is it because of the use of words like 'emanate'?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her

Are you really 22? Your posts have made me check your age several times

Is it because of the use of words like 'emanate'? "

I'm conflicted... I look at his pics and think phwoarrrrr (even though he's a tad on the young side for me)... and then he says things like this and I want to make him a cuppa, say there there and ruffle his hair all maternal like

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her

Are you really 22? Your posts have made me check your age several times

Is it because of the use of words like 'emanate'? "

Errrrrrrr no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her

Are you really 22? Your posts have made me check your age several times

Is it because of the use of words like 'emanate'?

I'm conflicted... I look at his pics and think phwoarrrrr (even though he's a tad on the young side for me)... and then he says things like this and I want to make him a cuppa, say there there and ruffle his hair all maternal like "

Stifling my laughter because I've been put it that bracket before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to hell, the lot of you

Well at least it's warm down there! "

It's where all the fun people are anyway

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her

Are you really 22? Your posts have made me check your age several times

Is it because of the use of words like 'emanate'?

I'm conflicted... I look at his pics and think phwoarrrrr (even though he's a tad on the young side for me)... and then he says things like this and I want to make him a cuppa, say there there and ruffle his hair all maternal like "

and make sure he has clean underwear on on the way out

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

If angel had a girlfriend..... phwoarr,that would be cool

(Makes noises like dog shagging a pillow)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely sentiment, OP.

But how will I build my bed-nest with no covers? Girl's gotta have her bed-nest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her

Are you really 22? Your posts have made me check your age several times

Is it because of the use of words like 'emanate'?

I'm conflicted... I look at his pics and think phwoarrrrr (even though he's a tad on the young side for me)... and then he says things like this and I want to make him a cuppa, say there there and ruffle his hair all maternal like

and make sure he has clean underwear on on the way out "

What is this, I was only gone for a few moments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in bed with a friend last night and the topic of clinginess came up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a girlfriend we would have to change the bedsheets every hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her "

That's too sweet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in bed with a friend last night and the topic of clinginess came up. "

He's like a furnace in bed

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