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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd suck him every morning and every night.

Just sayin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm if i had a boyfriend,, id get him to take the bins out... id get him to change light bulbs,,, and occasionally let him out from under my bed to service my sexual needs :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd exhaust him daily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a boyfriend, I'd have to have quite a few awkward conversations with my family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a boyfriend I'd call him peter and keep him in a box

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By *oss2810Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"Hmmm if i had a boyfriend,, id get him to take the bins out... id get him to change light bulbs,,, and occasionally let him out from under my bed to service my sexual needs :D "

you would still need to feed him

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Christ I am clearly not being looked after enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm if i had a boyfriend,, id get him to take the bins out... id get him to change light bulbs,,, and occasionally let him out from under my bed to service my sexual needs :D

you would still need to feed him "

he can eat pussy as a compromise :D

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By *oss2810Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly. "

can i apply please

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By *oss2810Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"Hmmm if i had a boyfriend,, id get him to take the bins out... id get him to change light bulbs,,, and occasionally let him out from under my bed to service my sexual needs :D

you would still need to feed him

he can eat pussy as a compromise :D "

sounds like a perfect relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly. "

What's the catch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ruin him on a regular basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a boyfriend, he give me oral every night, cook every evening, do all the cookie and cleaning, bathe me, tongue my arsehole and cut my toenails for me. I wonder why I don't have a boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly.

can i apply please "

Don't bother, it would last a week or two then it would be "GET THESE FUCKING TOE NAILS PICKED UP", "START YOUR OWN BLOODY CAR DICKHEAD", "LICK YOUR OWN ARSEHOLE"

dont fall for it mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend, he give me oral every night, cook every evening, do all the cookie and cleaning, bathe me, tongue my arsehole and cut my toenails for me. I wonder why I don't have a boyfriend "

And, he would check my posts for spelling errors and omitted words.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'd rather dump him and have a girlfriend instead.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly.

can i apply please

Don't bother, it would last a week or two then it would be "GET THESE FUCKING TOE NAILS PICKED UP", "START YOUR OWN BLOODY CAR DICKHEAD", "LICK YOUR OWN ARSEHOLE"

dont fall for it mate"

Too right. I was expecting unicorns and dragons for a minute there.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Some serious marketing going on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly.

can i apply please

Don't bother, it would last a week or two then it would be "GET THESE FUCKING TOE NAILS PICKED UP", "START YOUR OWN BLOODY CAR DICKHEAD", "LICK YOUR OWN ARSEHOLE"

dont fall for it mate"

I did it for 9 years with my ex! I like to feel needed.

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By *oss2810Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"If I had a boyfriend, he give me oral every night, cook every evening, do all the cookie and cleaning, bathe me, tongue my arsehole and cut my toenails for me. I wonder why I don't have a boyfriend

And, he would check my posts for spelling errors and omitted words. "

thats me out im shit at spelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly.

can i apply please

Don't bother, it would last a week or two then it would be "GET THESE FUCKING TOE NAILS PICKED UP", "START YOUR OWN BLOODY CAR DICKHEAD", "LICK YOUR OWN ARSEHOLE"

dont fall for it mate

I did it for 9 years with my ex! I like to feel needed. "

Did I mention I was moving to South Wales, very soon....just saying

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By *oss2810Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly.

can i apply please

Don't bother, it would last a week or two then it would be "GET THESE FUCKING TOE NAILS PICKED UP", "START YOUR OWN BLOODY CAR DICKHEAD", "LICK YOUR OWN ARSEHOLE"

dont fall for it mate

I did it for 9 years with my ex! I like to feel needed. "

wow i need a girl like you in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly.

can i apply please

Don't bother, it would last a week or two then it would be "GET THESE FUCKING TOE NAILS PICKED UP", "START YOUR OWN BLOODY CAR DICKHEAD", "LICK YOUR OWN ARSEHOLE"

dont fall for it mate"

Exactly this, women are all wind and piss, I'd do this I'd do the other, smash my back doors in on a bi daily schedule, then boom you are moved in and nowhere to go and it all goes out the window and becomes, your not watching sport, let's watch a film (shit girly film) and wanking in the toilet while she's asleep,

Slightly tongue in cheek

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly.

can i apply please

Don't bother, it would last a week or two then it would be "GET THESE FUCKING TOE NAILS PICKED UP", "START YOUR OWN BLOODY CAR DICKHEAD", "LICK YOUR OWN ARSEHOLE"

dont fall for it mate

Exactly this, women are all wind and piss, I'd do this I'd do the other, smash my back doors in on a bi daily schedule, then boom you are moved in and nowhere to go and it all goes out the window and becomes, your not watching sport, let's watch a film (shit girly film) and wanking in the toilet while she's asleep,

Slightly tongue in cheek"

And which half of the couple is speaking?

I jest brave man...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd ruin him on a regular basis "

You would ruin your bf on a regular basis

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

It won't last, they soon get fed up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i had a boyfriend he no doubt end up cheating on me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly.

can i apply please

Don't bother, it would last a week or two then it would be "GET THESE FUCKING TOE NAILS PICKED UP", "START YOUR OWN BLOODY CAR DICKHEAD", "LICK YOUR OWN ARSEHOLE"

dont fall for it mate

I did it for 9 years with my ex! I like to feel needed.

Did I mention I was moving to South Wales, very soon....just saying "

What's your measurements?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly.

can i apply please

Don't bother, it would last a week or two then it would be "GET THESE FUCKING TOE NAILS PICKED UP", "START YOUR OWN BLOODY CAR DICKHEAD", "LICK YOUR OWN ARSEHOLE"

dont fall for it mate

I did it for 9 years with my ex! I like to feel needed.

Did I mention I was moving to South Wales, very soon....just saying

What's your measurements?"

Oh shit yea, the big penis thing. Think I'll stay in Doncaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly. "

I'm moving to South Wales they know how to treat a man lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine getting a bj after a workout lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Imagine getting a bj after a workout lol."

Bj during a work out would be better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine getting a bj after a workout lol.

Bj during a work out would be better "
Yes as you do chest press on the smith machine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is going well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can be my girl anytime mmm get your tongue up my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a boyfriend, the wife would be rather excited...after the explanations were done with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine getting a bj after a workout lol.

Bj during a work out would be better Yes as you do chest press on the smith machine "

I'd like a guy doing chest press on the bench with a barbell that's too heavy and crushing his chest and trapping his arms. I'd stand over him with my fanny in his face whilst he's flaying about and struggling!

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By *oss2810Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"Imagine getting a bj after a workout lol.

Bj during a work out would be better Yes as you do chest press on the smith machine

I'd like a guy doing chest press on the bench with a barbell that's too heavy and crushing his chest and trapping his arms. I'd stand over him with my fanny in his face whilst he's flaying about and struggling! "

yes please

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

If I had a boyfriend ... he would have to say ....yes darling heres the credit card ... go treat yourself ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a boyfriend I'd be on the other site too... and be fab straight whatever that really means. Must look it up in the Oxford dictionary.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I'd rather dump him and have a girlfriend instead. "

I will be your girlfriend

Boo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine getting a bj after a workout lol.

Bj during a work out would be better Yes as you do chest press on the smith machine

I'd like a guy doing chest press on the bench with a barbell that's too heavy and crushing his chest and trapping his arms. I'd stand over him with my fanny in his face whilst he's flaying about and struggling! "

Well that escalated quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend ... he would have to say ....yes darling heres the credit card ... go treat yourself .. "

Friend zone me instead

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"Imagine getting a bj after a workout lol.

Bj during a work out would be better "

Exactly this

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly. "

OMG the perfect partner! In return I will listen to all your woes, iron all your smalls and put my tongue wherever you like! Unfortunately I'm probably already at the back of a very long queue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend ... he would have to say ....yes darling heres the credit card ... go treat yourself .. "

If I sucked his willy every morning and night I think use of his credit card is a given

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine getting a bj after a workout lol.

Bj during a work out would be better Yes as you do chest press on the smith machine

I'd like a guy doing chest press on the bench with a barbell that's too heavy and crushing his chest and trapping his arms. I'd stand over him with my fanny in his face whilst he's flaying about and struggling! "
That sounds very good and with some licking the same time

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Imagine getting a bj after a workout lol.

Bj during a work out would be better Yes as you do chest press on the smith machine

I'd like a guy doing chest press on the bench with a barbell that's too heavy and crushing his chest and trapping his arms. I'd stand over him with my fanny in his face whilst he's flaying about and struggling! "

Or chest presses with you as the bar.... naked

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry

If I bad a boyfriend go fetch the men in white coats LOL

Being single and having an FB is way more fun No hassle no drama

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

If a had a boyfriend I wouldn't need to only buy wine with a screw top and I could have some of the jam I bought but can't get the top off.

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a boyfriend I would get him to do all those things that a) get forgotten about in a very long term relationship (massage, candles, oral ) and b) stay up all night having wild passionate sex and go to work knackered the next day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could watch him shag other women whilst I shag other men. Then have hot sex with each other afterwards.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly. "

Ffs where do I apply

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By *ornylady71Woman
over a year ago

near Bury


"If I had a boyfriend, I'd have to have quite a few awkward conversations with my family"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Christ I am clearly not being looked after enough. "

Haha! Likewise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm I'd make him orgasm every night xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'd rather dump him and have a girlfriend instead. "

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"If a had a boyfriend I wouldn't need to only buy wine with a screw top and I could have some of the jam I bought but can't get the top off.

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd rather dump him and have a girlfriend instead.

"

Or the best of both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a boyfriend, I'd be gay.

But I'm not, so I dont.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'd rather dump him and have a girlfriend instead.

Or the best of both "

Rach stop tempting me ya tart

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'd get him to do all the diy I can't do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd get him to do all the diy I can't do!"

Where woman lib when you want it... I'd want a feminist I'm tired of being used for diy...I even get asked by fabbers lol

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly.

Ffs where do I apply "

I have a feeling I know who this is without even checking back!?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'd get him to do all the diy I can't do!

Where woman lib when you want it... I'd want a feminist I'm tired of being used for diy...I even get asked by fabbers lol"

I just need a man's strength that's all being the weaker sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd get him to do all the diy I can't do!

Where woman lib when you want it... I'd want a feminist I'm tired of being used for diy...I even get asked by fabbers lol

I just need a man's strength that's all being the weaker sex "

Aaaaaah most diy doesn't need strength just an extra pair of hands.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly.

Ffs where do I apply

I have a feeling I know who this is without even checking back!? "

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'd get him to do all the diy I can't do!

Where woman lib when you want it... I'd want a feminist I'm tired of being used for diy...I even get asked by fabbers lol

I just need a man's strength that's all being the weaker sex "

Weaker sex my arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd rather dump him and have a girlfriend instead.

Or the best of both

Rach stop tempting me ya tart "

I can't help it. Not since you suggested putting something throbbing between my legs and giving me the ride of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a boyfriend ( which I don't because I like my bed to my self ) I would wake him up with a bj... Just saying... last boyfriend complained I was too horny . ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend ( which I don't because I like my bed to my self ) I would wake him up with a bj... Just saying... last boyfriend complained I was too horny . .. "

"Too horny" isn't a thing. I'm sure I'd never complain about waking up like that!

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By *atwickGuy1Man
over a year ago

Gatwick


"If I had a boyfriend, he give me oral every night, cook every evening, do all the cookie and cleaning, bathe me, tongue my arsehole and cut my toenails for me. I wonder why I don't have a boyfriend "

I actually do all that bar the toe nails and I'm still single

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not had someone poke their tongue up my bum for ages. Quite fancy a bit of that now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly.

I'm moving to South Wales they know how to treat a man lol"

Read her post over again and realised I did all that, and more, for my husband; although, I waited for him to wake up before putting my tongue in his arse. Didn't stop him cheating on me,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend, he give me oral every night, cook every evening, do all the cookie and cleaning, bathe me, tongue my arsehole and cut my toenails for me. I wonder why I don't have a boyfriend

I actually do all that bar the toe nails and I'm still single "

You don't like feet either?

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry


"If I had a boyfriend ( which I don't because I like my bed to my self ) I would wake him up with a bj... Just saying... last boyfriend complained I was too horny . .. "

One of my exes said similar! Didn't think such a thing existed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd cook all types of amazing food and make sure he never has to turn to his hand as my man would be satisfied!

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

If I had a boyfriend I'd be surprised! Apparently I'm great at being the other woman but not relationship material

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly.

can i apply please

Don't bother, it would last a week or two then it would be "GET THESE FUCKING TOE NAILS PICKED UP", "START YOUR OWN BLOODY CAR DICKHEAD", "LICK YOUR OWN ARSEHOLE"

dont fall for it mate

I did it for 9 years with my ex! I like to feel needed. "

9 years with your tongue up his arse! You are OFF of my snog list young lady!

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

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If i had a boyfriend my girlfriend would not be happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend ( which I don't because I like my bed to my self ) I would wake him up with a bj... Just saying... last boyfriend complained I was too horny . ..

One of my exes said similar! Didn't think such a thing existed"

Apparently they do... something wrong with them men ... he wanted to watch tv instead of coming to bed with me ...

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"Hmmm if i had a boyfriend,, id get him to take the bins out... id get him to change light bulbs,,, and occasionally let him out from under my bed to service my sexual needs :D "

Sold! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same "

Couldn't complain there

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"If I had a boyfriend ( which I don't because I like my bed to my self ) I would wake him up with a bj... Just saying... last boyfriend complained I was too horny . ..

One of my exes said similar! Didn't think such a thing existed

Apparently they do... something wrong with them men ... he wanted to watch tv instead of coming to bed with me ... "

What was on?

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"If I had a boyfriend ( which I don't because I like my bed to my self ) I would wake him up with a bj... Just saying... last boyfriend complained I was too horny . ..

One of my exes said similar! Didn't think such a thing existed

Apparently they do... something wrong with them men ... he wanted to watch tv instead of coming to bed with me ...

What was on? "

It's doesn't matter! He ain't normal!!

Would love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm if i had a boyfriend,, id get him to take the bins out... id get him to change light bulbs,,, and occasionally let him out from under my bed to service my sexual needs :D "

Can I volunteer. Last meet I cleaned her house for her hahaha

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'd get him to do all the diy I can't do!

Where woman lib when you want it... I'd want a feminist I'm tired of being used for diy...I even get asked by fabbers lol

I just need a man's strength that's all being the weaker sex

Aaaaaah most diy doesn't need strength just an extra pair of hands. "

Ok I need a boyfriend for an extra pair of hands then

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"If I had a boyfriend ( which I don't because I like my bed to my self ) I would wake him up with a bj... Just saying... last boyfriend complained I was too horny . ..

One of my exes said similar! Didn't think such a thing existed

Apparently they do... something wrong with them men ... he wanted to watch tv instead of coming to bed with me ...

What was on?

It's doesn't matter! He ain't normal!!

Would love this "

The good programs are always on late though.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'd get him to do all the diy I can't do!

Where woman lib when you want it... I'd want a feminist I'm tired of being used for diy...I even get asked by fabbers lol

I just need a man's strength that's all being the weaker sex

Weaker sex my arse "

You have a weak arse or you want sex up your arse,I'm confused!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend ( which I don't because I like my bed to my self ) I would wake him up with a bj... Just saying... last boyfriend complained I was too horny . ..

One of my exes said similar! Didn't think such a thing existed

Apparently they do... something wrong with them men ... he wanted to watch tv instead of coming to bed with me ...

What was on?

It's doesn't matter! He ain't normal!!

Would love this

The good programs are always on late though."

This is very true.

All those gambling programs for a start.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"If I had a boyfriend ( which I don't because I like my bed to my self ) I would wake him up with a bj... Just saying... last boyfriend complained I was too horny . ..

One of my exes said similar! Didn't think such a thing existed

Apparently they do... something wrong with them men ... he wanted to watch tv instead of coming to bed with me ...

What was on?

It's doesn't matter! He ain't normal!!

Would love this

The good programs are always on late though.

This is very true.

All those gambling programs for a start. "

Yeah what is it with them? When did that lifestyle become ok? The country has gone gambling mad. I saw a man hammering on Ladbrokes door to open up before nine in the morning, and every other advert is for online gambling! What's happened?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's going to be a problem if Australia is anything to go by. They're gamble mad apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly. "

MY KINDA LADY

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'd rather dump him and have a girlfriend instead.

Or the best of both

Rach stop tempting me ya tart

I can't help it. Not since you suggested putting something throbbing between my legs and giving me the ride of my life "

Say what when where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd ruin him on a regular basis "

How's my beautiful friend... ready for the lions tour?

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry


"If I had a boyfriend ( which I don't because I like my bed to my self ) I would wake him up with a bj... Just saying... last boyfriend complained I was too horny . ..

One of my exes said similar! Didn't think such a thing existed

Apparently they do... something wrong with them men ... he wanted to watch tv instead of coming to bed with me ... "

Mine didn't last very long! Could choreograph our sex life into 3 positions! 2 months I dumped him at which point he said I made him feel like a performing circus animal PMSL

If he knew me now he'd just call me a nymphomaniac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend, he give me oral every night, cook every evening, do all the cookie and cleaning, bathe me, tongue my arsehole and cut my toenails for me. I wonder why I don't have a boyfriend "

Is there an application form?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a boyfriend he'd have to be a kinky guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a boyfriend I would be sexed him to death well within a year....but I would look after him while I was doing so, so surely that negates a murder charge??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend I would be sexed him to death well within a year....but I would look after him while I was doing so, so surely that negates a murder charge?? "
nope sorry its first degree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend I would be sexed him to death well within a year....but I would look after him while I was doing so, so surely that negates a murder charge?? nope sorry its first degree "

Damn it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd suck him every morning and every night.

Just sayin "

I.wouldn't be on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want a boyfriend I just got rid of one. I'm happy with what I got thank you. XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd suck him every morning and every night.

Just sayin "

Wow. Is this standard for boyfriends?

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

If I had a boyfriend I would be happy with all these guys offfering to suck me off

Alas..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly. "
ha sorry dont believe you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd rather dump him and have a girlfriend instead.

Or the best of both

Rach stop tempting me ya tart

I can't help it. Not since you suggested putting something throbbing between my legs and giving me the ride of my life

Say what when where "

Your bike

This weekend

My place xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly.

ha sorry dont believe you "

I don't care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly.

ha sorry dont believe you

I don't care. "
neither do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly.

ha sorry dont believe you

I don't care.

neither do I "

Why write it in the first place then

A liar I am not, don't appreciate being accused of writing false facts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly.

ha sorry dont believe you

I don't care.

neither do I

Why write it in the first place then

A liar I am not, don't appreciate being accused of writing false facts. "
it was a joke chill

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly.

ha sorry dont believe you

I don't care. "

I love you marry me right now God damn it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I had a boyfriend I would wash him in the bath, hold his willy whilst he has a pee. Clip his toenails and paint them in clear polish. Make his dinner box for work. Start his car on a cold morning and put the heaters on. Suck his willy and stick my tongue up his arse whilst he sleeps soundly.

ha sorry dont believe you

I don't care.

neither do I

Why write it in the first place then

A liar I am not, don't appreciate being accused of writing false facts. "

How's the slippers?

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