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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Get your bids in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nickel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£1.50

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton


"Get your bids in "

You're priceless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your bids in "

A jammy Dodger, a nice coffee and multiple orgasms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I know what I'd like to give you op

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield


"Get your bids in "

Lunch paid for by my work lol

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'll accept payment in cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sigh.

Go on then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bunny.... I'm not sure I want to...those meany men didn't want my money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll accept payment in cake"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Ben and jerrys

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown

Half a battenburg and a bushel of Kinder eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painkillers and a cwtch would be plenty for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have Ben and jerrys "

Can I lick it off your torso?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bunny.... I'm not sure I want to...those meany men didn't want my money "

Thats ok. Youre coming home with me.

No boys allowed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vanilla slice for missred xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get your bids in

Lunch paid for by my work lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll accept payment in cake"

Bitches love cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bunny.... I'm not sure I want to...those meany men didn't want my money

Thats ok. Youre coming home with me.

No boys allowed! "

Oh....I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I like that the men are just bidding for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats for sale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might be worth a cup of tea...would be happy with that tho tbh...am gasping n out of milk

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I have Ben and jerrys "

What flavour? Can we lick it off your body?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone "

I would drag my testicals along broken glass to hear you fart into a walkie talkie....no wait, thats too creepy....£50

Smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phish food! No spoon required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in x"
a fortnight in the Maldives?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"A vanilla slice for missred xxxx"

I like a nice slice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone

I would drag my testicals along broken glass to hear you fart into a walkie talkie....no wait, thats too creepy....£50

Smooth "

Hhhmmm.....I like the first option better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take breakfast in bed as an opening offer. Got to be with tea though, I don't do coffee first thing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'll start with a floppy and raise you an erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll go to anyone who has a stash of Maoam and a can of diet tango

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By *obert RichardsMan
over a year ago

Sutton

No cash prices just wonderful memories x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I join in? "

I'll give you multiple orgasms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone

I would drag my testicals along broken glass to hear you fart into a walkie talkie....no wait, thats too creepy....£50

Smooth

Hhhmmm.....I like the first option better "

Shit, I was hoping you didn't see that

instead of glass, could I drag my testicles along something a little softer, like honey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I join in? "
of course but only if you come on the male auction as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sigh.

Go on then. "

I've got a lot of books...I'll offer you your choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone

I would drag my testicals along broken glass to hear you fart into a walkie talkie....no wait, thats too creepy....£50

Smooth

Hhhmmm.....I like the first option better

Shit, I was hoping you didn't see that

instead of glass, could I drag my testicles along something a little softer, like honey?"

Ok but the farting will have to be in person then! All illusions of my sexiness will be shattered forever! I can let rip with the best of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sigh.

Go on then.

I've got a lot of books...I'll offer you your choice "

SOLD to the lady with the books!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No cash prices just wonderful memories x"

Smooth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your bids in "

All the clothes I'm wearing right now. I will leave the knickers for you to take off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say orgasms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone

I would drag my testicals along broken glass to hear you fart into a walkie talkie....no wait, thats too creepy....£50

Smooth

Hhhmmm.....I like the first option better

Shit, I was hoping you didn't see that

instead of glass, could I drag my testicles along something a little softer, like honey?

Ok but the farting will have to be in person then! All illusions of my sexiness will be shattered forever! I can let rip with the best of them! "

How about we skip dragging my testicles along anything and we'll also skip the farting and we can just get down to shagging like filthy rabbits all night.

under the stars of course, I don't want people thinking I'm not romantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sunday roast at mine , all fresh and home cooked by me .

condiments to include , mustard , mint sauce , apple sauce , cranberry , salt n pepper.

drinks ==your choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have flapjack and Lucozade sport.

Anyone?

Helloooo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone

I would drag my testicals along broken glass to hear you fart into a walkie talkie....no wait, thats too creepy....£50

Smooth

Hhhmmm.....I like the first option better

Shit, I was hoping you didn't see that

instead of glass, could I drag my testicles along something a little softer, like honey?"

I will lick you clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic timing - my last concubine just died of exhaustion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I join in? "

I bid a cup of tea and a stroke of my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fantastic timing - my last concubine just died of exhaustion."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone

I would drag my testicals along broken glass to hear you fart into a walkie talkie....no wait, thats too creepy....£50

Smooth

Hhhmmm.....I like the first option better

Shit, I was hoping you didn't see that

instead of glass, could I drag my testicles along something a little softer, like honey?

I will lick you clean "

Bitches love honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have flapjack and Lucozade sport.

Anyone?

Helloooo?

"

What kind of flapjack?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get your bids in

All the clothes I'm wearing right now. I will leave the knickers for you to take off. "

With my teeth?

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By *oss2810Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"i'll go to anyone who has a stash of Maoam and a can of diet tango "

i have a big bag of maoam my favorite umm maoam and tits x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have flapjack and Lucozade sport.

Anyone?

Helloooo?

What kind of flapjack?"

Chocolate coated

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone

I would drag my testicals along broken glass to hear you fart into a walkie talkie....no wait, thats too creepy....£50

Smooth

Hhhmmm.....I like the first option better

Shit, I was hoping you didn't see that

instead of glass, could I drag my testicles along something a little softer, like honey?

Ok but the farting will have to be in person then! All illusions of my sexiness will be shattered forever! I can let rip with the best of them!

How about we skip dragging my testicles along anything and we'll also skip the farting and we can just get down to shagging like filthy rabbits all night.

under the stars of course, I don't want people thinking I'm not romantic"

Are you bringing your telescope? I might like to take a look

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By *oss2810Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

i will tickle and play with hair all day xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone

I would drag my testicals along broken glass to hear you fart into a walkie talkie....no wait, thats too creepy....£50

Smooth

Hhhmmm.....I like the first option better

Shit, I was hoping you didn't see that

instead of glass, could I drag my testicles along something a little softer, like honey?

Ok but the farting will have to be in person then! All illusions of my sexiness will be shattered forever! I can let rip with the best of them!

How about we skip dragging my testicles along anything and we'll also skip the farting and we can just get down to shagging like filthy rabbits all night.

under the stars of course, I don't want people thinking I'm not romantic

Are you bringing your telescope? I might like to take a look "

.....at the stars? right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"sunday roast at mine , all fresh and home cooked by me .

condiments to include , mustard , mint sauce , apple sauce , cranberry , salt n pepper.

drinks ==your choice"

I dont like meat. Is there a veggie option?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your bids in

All the clothes I'm wearing right now. I will leave the knickers for you to take off.

With my teeth? "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fantastic timing - my last concubine just died of exhaustion."

What you offering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have flapjack and Lucozade sport.

Anyone?

Helloooo?

What kind of flapjack?

Chocolate coated "

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are you bringing your telescope? I might like to take a look

.....at the stars? right? "

Sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll sing and play my guitar instead as the Snickers had no effect on any knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are you bringing your telescope? I might like to take a look

.....at the stars? right?

Sure "

Well...there goes my pride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your bids in "

What do you come with?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are you bringing your telescope? I might like to take a look

.....at the stars? right?

Sure

Well...there goes my pride "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll sing and play my guitar instead as the Snickers had no effect on any knickers. "

id love to hear you sing and play the guitar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get your bids in

What do you come with? "

Just me. Naked.

Accessories cost more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have flapjack and Lucozade sport.

Anyone?

Helloooo?

What kind of flapjack?

Chocolate coated

Go on then "

Yaaaaaay

Erm yes cool. Yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll sing and play my guitar instead as the Snickers had no effect on any knickers. "

Sold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll sing and play my guitar instead as the Snickers had no effect on any knickers.

id love to hear you sing and play the guitar"

Voices 9 thread has two songs on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP hasn't specified who we are bidding on.

Everyone is making the assumption its the OP. It could be you're all bidding on Nicola Sturgeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll sing and play my guitar instead as the Snickers had no effect on any knickers.

id love to hear you sing and play the guitar

Voices 9 thread has two songs on it "

gonna go have a listen then.. thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP hasn't specified who we are bidding on.

Everyone is making the assumption its the OP. It could be you're all bidding on Nicola Sturgeon

"

I was bidding MissRedABC and AwkwardPeach, but my cake has failed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll sing and play my guitar instead as the Snickers had no effect on any knickers.

Sold! "

This game is easier than I thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have Ben and jerrys "

Omg wat kind if chocolate brownie plz lick it off my clit xxkayxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP hasn't specified who we are bidding on.

Everyone is making the assumption its the OP. It could be you're all bidding on Nicola Sturgeon

"

Its all the lovely ladies. If someone likes a bid offered they can take it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll sing and play my guitar instead as the Snickers had no effect on any knickers.

Sold!

This game is easier than I thought "

Did you just call me easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bid is one night with u and Ben and then I'll be ur toy forever

Tina xx

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

May I join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll sing and play my guitar instead as the Snickers had no effect on any knickers.

Sold!

This game is easier than I thought

Did you just call me easy "

Nope I didn't realise I had something that valuable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone

I would drag my testicals along broken glass to hear you fart into a walkie talkie....no wait, thats too creepy....£50

Smooth "

This ... Love it

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I've got ten creme eggs not from last Easter...but the Easter before. Any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

33,000 (dong) a massage and you get to make me breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My bid is one night with u and Ben and then I'll be ur toy forever

Tina xx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll sing and play my guitar instead as the Snickers had no effect on any knickers.

Sold!

This game is easier than I thought

Did you just call me easy

Nope I didn't realise I had something that valuable "

Music is the currency of love!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP hasn't specified who we are bidding on.

Everyone is making the assumption its the OP. It could be you're all bidding on Nicola Sturgeon

I was bidding MissRedABC and AwkwardPeach, but my cake has failed me "

I will do anything for cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll sing and play my guitar instead as the Snickers had no effect on any knickers.

Sold!

This game is easier than I thought

Did you just call me easy

Nope I didn't realise I had something that valuable

Music is the currency of love! "

If music be the food of love, then I'll play on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your bids in

You're priceless."

Smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sigh.

Go on then. "

Sprinkle of star dust and a tea strong with sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP hasn't specified who we are bidding on.

Everyone is making the assumption its the OP. It could be you're all bidding on Nicola Sturgeon

I was bidding MissRedABC and AwkwardPeach, but my cake has failed me

I will do anything for cake "

One coming your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP hasn't specified who we are bidding on.

Everyone is making the assumption its the OP. It could be you're all bidding on Nicola Sturgeon

I was bidding MissRedABC and AwkwardPeach, but my cake has failed me

I will do anything for cake

One coming your way "

Damn, I forgot about the filter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I join in "

Of course get your bid in quick, these women go like hot cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone "

It's fab isn't it lol.... 100 messages and hope for a reply which doesn't block them afterwards lol

I'm in... a full weekend camping all expenses paid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I join in"

I bid a cup of tea, a stroke of my hair and maybe some jaffa cakes if I don't eat them all (I almost certainly will)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My bid is one night with u and Ben and then I'll be ur toy forever

Tina xx

"

Indeed, i am ur payment and forever xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your bids in "
476 groats

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone

It's fab isn't it lol.... 100 messages and hope for a reply which doesn't block them afterwards lol

I'm in... a full weekend camping all expenses paid."

Ooooooohhh Im a sucker for a camping trip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP hasn't specified who we are bidding on.

Everyone is making the assumption its the OP. It could be you're all bidding on Nicola Sturgeon

Its all the lovely ladies. If someone likes a bid offered they can take it "

In that case, I offer freshly brewed espresso and my signature Hummingbird cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP hasn't specified who we are bidding on.

Everyone is making the assumption its the OP. It could be you're all bidding on Nicola Sturgeon

I was bidding MissRedABC and AwkwardPeach, but my cake has failed me

I will do anything for cake

One coming your way

Damn, I forgot about the filter "

* quickly takes down filter and accepts cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone

It's fab isn't it lol.... 100 messages and hope for a reply which doesn't block them afterwards lol

I'm in... a full weekend camping all expenses paid.

Ooooooohhh Im a sucker for a camping trip! "

Singing Cumbyher round the campfire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone

It's fab isn't it lol.... 100 messages and hope for a reply which doesn't block them afterwards lol

I'm in... a full weekend camping all expenses paid.

Ooooooohhh Im a sucker for a camping trip!

Singing Cumbyher round the campfire "

Sold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP hasn't specified who we are bidding on.

Everyone is making the assumption its the OP. It could be you're all bidding on Nicola Sturgeon

I was bidding MissRedABC and AwkwardPeach, but my cake has failed me

I will do anything for cake

One coming your way

Damn, I forgot about the filter

* quickly takes down filter and accepts cake "

Haha tease ! Made me try again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we're talking cake. I have some sweet potato brownies.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"OP hasn't specified who we are bidding on.

Everyone is making the assumption its the OP. It could be you're all bidding on Nicola Sturgeon

I was bidding MissRedABC and AwkwardPeach, but my cake has failed me "

Cake never fails! You still got some of that cheesecake left?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP hasn't specified who we are bidding on.

Everyone is making the assumption its the OP. It could be you're all bidding on Nicola Sturgeon

I was bidding MissRedABC and AwkwardPeach, but my cake has failed me

I will do anything for cake

One coming your way

Damn, I forgot about the filter

* quickly takes down filter and accepts cake

Haha tease ! Made me try again "

You should try again

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By *oss2810Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"OP hasn't specified who we are bidding on.

Everyone is making the assumption its the OP. It could be you're all bidding on Nicola Sturgeon

I was bidding MissRedABC and AwkwardPeach, but my cake has failed me

Cake never fails! You still got some of that cheesecake left? "

i make a good cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone

It's fab isn't it lol.... 100 messages and hope for a reply which doesn't block them afterwards lol

I'm in... a full weekend camping all expenses paid.

Ooooooohhh Im a sucker for a camping trip!

Singing Cumbyher round the campfire

Sold! "

I better get my vocal chords warmed up and my fingers flexed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone

It's fab isn't it lol.... 100 messages and hope for a reply which doesn't block them afterwards lol

I'm in... a full weekend camping all expenses paid.

Ooooooohhh Im a sucker for a camping trip! "

Report for inbox duty....sleeping bag required and nice ass to hang over the bike...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats for sale "

Blueberry and lavender cake ice cream strawberries champagne and a deserted beach under the moonlight..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we're talking cake. I have some sweet potato brownies. "

Now I like sweet potato and I like brownies but never would I put the two together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP hasn't specified who we are bidding on.

Everyone is making the assumption its the OP. It could be you're all bidding on Nicola Sturgeon

I was bidding MissRedABC and AwkwardPeach, but my cake has failed me

I will do anything for cake

One coming your way

Damn, I forgot about the filter

* quickly takes down filter and accepts cake

Haha tease ! Made me try again

You should try again "

Haha, you're torturing me, oh well, I guess I'll just have to eat it all by myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone

It's fab isn't it lol.... 100 messages and hope for a reply which doesn't block them afterwards lol

I'm in... a full weekend camping all expenses paid.

Ooooooohhh Im a sucker for a camping trip!

Report for inbox duty....sleeping bag required and nice ass to hang over the bike... "

Tick tick tick! Sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP hasn't specified who we are bidding on.

Everyone is making the assumption its the OP. It could be you're all bidding on Nicola Sturgeon

I was bidding MissRedABC and AwkwardPeach, but my cake has failed me

I will do anything for cake

One coming your way

Damn, I forgot about the filter

* quickly takes down filter and accepts cake

Haha tease ! Made me try again

You should try again

Haha, you're torturing me, oh well, I guess I'll just have to eat it all by myself "

Ahhh I see your problem now. Maybe I will come to you to accept the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we're talking cake. I have some sweet potato brownies.

Now I like sweet potato and I like brownies but never would I put the two together "

Your missing out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone

It's fab isn't it lol.... 100 messages and hope for a reply which doesn't block them afterwards lol

I'm in... a full weekend camping all expenses paid.

Ooooooohhh Im a sucker for a camping trip!

Report for inbox duty....sleeping bag required and nice ass to hang over the bike...

Tick tick tick! Sorted "

SOLD!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still have two Wotsits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I still have two Wotsits. "

I like a cheesy nibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still have two Wotsits.

I like a cheesy nibble "

And I have a bottle of champagne on ice aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone

It's fab isn't it lol.... 100 messages and hope for a reply which doesn't block them afterwards lol

I'm in... a full weekend camping all expenses paid.

Ooooooohhh Im a sucker for a camping trip!

Report for inbox duty....sleeping bag required and nice ass to hang over the bike...

Tick tick tick! Sorted

SOLD!"

Sale fell through... Room still in my tent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we're talking cake. I have some sweet potato brownies.

Now I like sweet potato and I like brownies but never would I put the two together

Your missing out! "

Bake me some and take my sweet potato brownie virginity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your bids in

What do you come with?

Just me. Naked.

Accessories cost more. "

I'd like to make a bid. You can have whatever is in my pocket!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone

It's fab isn't it lol.... 100 messages and hope for a reply which doesn't block them afterwards lol

I'm in... a full weekend camping all expenses paid.

Ooooooohhh Im a sucker for a camping trip!

Report for inbox duty....sleeping bag required and nice ass to hang over the bike...

Tick tick tick! Sorted

SOLD!

Sale fell through... Room still in my tent "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get your bids in

What do you come with?

Just me. Naked.

Accessories cost more.

I'd like to make a bid. You can have whatever is in my pocket! "

Is this a trick? If I put my hand in am I just gonna find a hole with your cock poking through?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NEW BID

Chocolate per fit rolls and ice and for drink cocktail of your choice! Do suggest the slippery nipple cocktail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrabbles round the bottom of my handbag.... errmmm i shall bid one fluff covered polo mint & a broken biro for whoever wants to be bid on!

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By *aturisteve69Man
over a year ago

Frodsham


"Get your bids in "

£100?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your bids in

What do you come with?

Just me. Naked.

Accessories cost more.

I'd like to make a bid. You can have whatever is in my pocket!

Is this a trick? If I put my hand in am I just gonna find a hole with your cock poking through? "

Probably. . Your interested aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fucking hungry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fucking hungry!"

Is Hungry available to comment?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scrabbles round the bottom of my handbag.... errmmm i shall bid one fluff covered polo mint & a broken biro for whoever wants to be bid on! "

I was so excited cos I thought you were gonna offer a game of scrabble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fucking hungry!"

Allow me to be your lunch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

NEW BID

Chocolate per fit rolls and ice and for drink cocktail of your choice! Do suggest the slippery nipple cocktail "

Throw in a jagerbomb and its a deal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scrabbles round the bottom of my handbag.... errmmm i shall bid one fluff covered polo mint & a broken biro for whoever wants to be bid on!

I was so excited cos I thought you were gonna offer a game of scrabble "

Game of scrabble on my yacht

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get your bids in

What do you come with?

Just me. Naked.

Accessories cost more.

I'd like to make a bid. You can have whatever is in my pocket!

Is this a trick? If I put my hand in am I just gonna find a hole with your cock poking through?

Probably. . Your interested aren't you? "

Little bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

NEW BID

Chocolate per fit rolls and ice and for drink cocktail of your choice! Do suggest the slippery nipple cocktail

Throw in a jagerbomb and its a deal!"

Throw in double jäger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scrabbles round the bottom of my handbag.... errmmm i shall bid one fluff covered polo mint & a broken biro for whoever wants to be bid on!

I was so excited cos I thought you were gonna offer a game of scrabble

Game of scrabble on my yacht "

I love scrabble but I'm scared of boats

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

NEW BID

Chocolate per fit rolls and ice and for drink cocktail of your choice! Do suggest the slippery nipple cocktail

Throw in a jagerbomb and its a deal!

Throw in double jäger "

Sold-twice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scrabbles round the bottom of my handbag.... errmmm i shall bid one fluff covered polo mint & a broken biro for whoever wants to be bid on!

I was so excited cos I thought you were gonna offer a game of scrabble

Game of scrabble on my yacht

I love scrabble but I'm scared of boats "

Ok game scrabble in the hot tub. Bottle of jager and a sensual massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scrabbles round the bottom of my handbag.... errmmm i shall bid one fluff covered polo mint & a broken biro for whoever wants to be bid on!

I was so excited cos I thought you were gonna offer a game of scrabble

Game of scrabble on my yacht

I love scrabble but I'm scared of boats "

Scrabble you say- and music you say - oh perchance to dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a ice cream with a flake in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still have two Wotsits.

I like a cheesy nibble

And I have a bottle of champagne on ice aswell "

Do you have a cheesy nibble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I join in

I bid a cup of tea, a stroke of my hair and maybe some jaffa cakes if I don't eat them all (I almost certainly will)"

Jaffa cakes , offer accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fucking hungry!"

Aww, you just missed out on two slightly damp Wotsits

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I'm in - but had enough cake already thanks!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Early 1971 model barely a scratch on her but a postcode sized zit on her arse.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scrabbles round the bottom of my handbag.... errmmm i shall bid one fluff covered polo mint & a broken biro for whoever wants to be bid on!

I was so excited cos I thought you were gonna offer a game of scrabble

Game of scrabble on my yacht

I love scrabble but I'm scared of boats

Ok game scrabble in the hot tub. Bottle of jager and a sensual massage "

The board will get wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in - but had enough cake already thanks! "

Kraken?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scrabbles round the bottom of my handbag.... errmmm i shall bid one fluff covered polo mint & a broken biro for whoever wants to be bid on!

I was so excited cos I thought you were gonna offer a game of scrabble

Game of scrabble on my yacht

I love scrabble but I'm scared of boats

Scrabble you say- and music you say - oh perchance to dream "

Come hang out at bunny's pad. I think we'll get on just fine

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By *tothetMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

A bottle of red, half a pack of mature cheddar and a pack of oatcakes

Oh and some haribo for dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scrabbles round the bottom of my handbag.... errmmm i shall bid one fluff covered polo mint & a broken biro for whoever wants to be bid on!

I was so excited cos I thought you were gonna offer a game of scrabble

Game of scrabble on my yacht

I love scrabble but I'm scared of boats

Ok game scrabble in the hot tub. Bottle of jager and a sensual massage

The board will get wet "

Not the only thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scrabbles round the bottom of my handbag.... errmmm i shall bid one fluff covered polo mint & a broken biro for whoever wants to be bid on!

I was so excited cos I thought you were gonna offer a game of scrabble

Game of scrabble on my yacht

I love scrabble but I'm scared of boats

Scrabble you say- and music you say - oh perchance to dream

Come hang out at bunny's pad. I think we'll get on just fine "

I'd like to think we would, but I'm so far outside your stated preferences I'm a virtual dot on the Fab horizon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fucking hungry!

Allow me to be your lunch "

Ate the cake and did a runner, clever peach

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scrabbles round the bottom of my handbag.... errmmm i shall bid one fluff covered polo mint & a broken biro for whoever wants to be bid on!

I was so excited cos I thought you were gonna offer a game of scrabble

Game of scrabble on my yacht

I love scrabble but I'm scared of boats

Ok game scrabble in the hot tub. Bottle of jager and a sensual massage

The board will get wet

Not the only thing"

Promises promises!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scrabbles round the bottom of my handbag.... errmmm i shall bid one fluff covered polo mint & a broken biro for whoever wants to be bid on!

I was so excited cos I thought you were gonna offer a game of scrabble

Game of scrabble on my yacht

I love scrabble but I'm scared of boats

Scrabble you say- and music you say - oh perchance to dream

Come hang out at bunny's pad. I think we'll get on just fine

I'd like to think we would, but I'm so far outside your stated preferences I'm a virtual dot on the Fab horizon "

I have a preference for hobnobs. It doesn't mean I don't appreciate other biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sunday roast at mine , all fresh and home cooked by me .

condiments to include , mustard , mint sauce , apple sauce , cranberry , salt n pepper.

drinks ==your choice

I dont like meat. Is there a veggie option? "

always 5 veg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fucking hungry!

Allow me to be your lunch

Ate the cake and did a runner, clever peach "

If I don't run it will go straight to my thighs

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

A scone with jam and tea free if the price is right

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I would be in, but i would end up paying out instead of cashing in

Boo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fucking hungry!

Allow me to be your lunch

Ate the cake and did a runner, clever peach

If I don't run it will go straight to my thighs "

Then come run this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll accept payment in cake"
well I was changing my name to Mr Kiplin in a previous post so how much cake will you require

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your bids in

What do you come with?

Just me. Naked.

Accessories cost more.

I'd like to make a bid. You can have whatever is in my pocket!

Is this a trick? If I put my hand in am I just gonna find a hole with your cock poking through?

Probably. . Your interested aren't you?

Little bit "

I need to know. Are you mine yet? .

I feel like I'm trying to snipe an eBay bid with 10 seconds to go!!

Will you arrive bubble wrapped?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I'm in - but had enough cake already thanks!

Kraken?"

Wouldn't take me getting pickled - deal!

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By *at3232Woman
over a year ago

the moon


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone

It's fab isn't it lol.... 100 messages and hope for a reply which doesn't block them afterwards lol

I'm in... a full weekend camping all expenses paid.

Ooooooohhh Im a sucker for a camping trip!

Report for inbox duty....sleeping bag required and nice ass to hang over the bike...

Tick tick tick! Sorted

SOLD!

Sale fell through... Room still in my tent "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone

It's fab isn't it lol.... 100 messages and hope for a reply which doesn't block them afterwards lol

I'm in... a full weekend camping all expenses paid.

Ooooooohhh Im a sucker for a camping trip!

Report for inbox duty....sleeping bag required and nice ass to hang over the bike...

Tick tick tick! Sorted

SOLD!

Sale fell through... Room still in my tent

"

Bugger it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like that the men are just bidding for everyone

It's fab isn't it lol.... 100 messages and hope for a reply which doesn't block them afterwards lol

I'm in... a full weekend camping all expenses paid.

Ooooooohhh Im a sucker for a camping trip!

Report for inbox duty....sleeping bag required and nice ass to hang over the bike...

Tick tick tick! Sorted

SOLD!

Sale fell through... Room still in my tent

"

Tempting? Wake to the sea waves rolling out on to the beach and the odd piper or gull calling? Smell of the pan on with bacon and eggs fried bread and fresh dandilion coffee while you skinny dip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One million boners

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By *ossnsecretaryCouple
over a year ago

Epsom

[Removed by poster at 19/05/17 10:00:01]

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By *ossnsecretaryCouple
over a year ago

Epsom


"Scrabbles round the bottom of my handbag.... errmmm i shall bid one fluff covered polo mint & a broken biro for whoever wants to be bid on! "

A day out shopping for corsets with the both of us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll accept payment in cake"

Im a great baker...good with my hands too.

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