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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right ladies us guys are going to form an orderly line

Start your bidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will accept cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So we are now back in Roman times here on fab . lolol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So we are now back in Roman times here on fab . lolol "
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do we get though ? Then I can decide on my starting bid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So we are now back in Roman times here on fab . lolol "
you can't bid with stones by the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do we get though ? Then I can decide on my starting bid. "
you win one of us for a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will accept cake "

What's your favourite? Turns the oven on and gets the mixing bowl out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will accept cake "

I'll accept tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do we get though ? Then I can decide on my starting bid. you win one of us for a day "
just one I was looking for 2 or 3 .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will accept cake

I'll accept tea."

Kettles on. Cup or mug? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do we get though ? Then I can decide on my starting bid. you win one of us for a day just one I was looking for 2 or 3 . "

Greedy.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"So we are now back in Roman times here on fab . lolol you can't bid with stones by the way "

Weren't the soldiers paid in salt?

I think I have some of that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll throw myself to the lions for a day? How does this auction work then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn't going to work well for me unless I actually offer to pay! How much do I need to pay you ladies to make a bid!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes good shout i'am in, and good morning to you beautiful ladys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do we get though ? Then I can decide on my starting bid. you win one of us for a day just one I was looking for 2 or 3 .

Greedy. "
We can be I am going to fill my boots .

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"So we are now back in Roman times here on fab . lolol you can't bid with stones by the way

Weren't the soldiers paid in salt?

I think I have some of that! "

Which, in case anyone was wondering, is where the word 'salary' comes from!

You're welcome!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"So we are now back in Roman times here on fab . lolol "

You don't even have to go that far back...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Come on guys this is objectifying mankind in such a cynical way. Don't sell yourselves short for a quick thrill.

I'm stepping away from the forums for while. Unless I get blow jobs. Lot's of blow jobs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll throw myself to the lions for a day? How does this auction work then?"
well the ladies have to name who they are bidding on and what they are bidding with

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"What do we get though ? Then I can decide on my starting bid. you win one of us for a day just one I was looking for 2 or 3 . "

You'll just have to up your bids to guarantee your success

Cake, salt, tea, and in my case pie, should spread the cost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't going to work well for me unless I actually offer to pay! How much do I need to pay you ladies to make a bid!? "

A packet of maltesers and a latte.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on guys this is objectifying mankind in such a cynical way. Don't sell yourselves short for a quick thrill.

I'm stepping away from the forums for while. Unless I get blow jobs. Lot's of blow jobs."

Can we bid on your mask ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will accept cake

I'll accept tea.

Kettles on. Cup or mug? X "

Cup please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll throw myself to the lions for a day? How does this auction work then? well the ladies have to name who they are bidding on and what they are bidding with "

In that case, may I say how beautiful all you ladies are looking today....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I have half a packet of garbaldi's but I'm not sure if that's a good exchange rate or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do we get though ? Then I can decide on my starting bid. you win one of us for a day just one I was looking for 2 or 3 .

You'll just have to up your bids to guarantee your success

Cake, salt, tea, and in my case pie, should spread the cost "
yes I will do what ever it take .... pies and cakes and beer . lol ok wine.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I accept payment in Curly Wurlys.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Come on guys this is objectifying mankind in such a cynical way. Don't sell yourselves short for a quick thrill.

I'm stepping away from the forums for while. Unless I get blow jobs. Lot's of blow jobs.

Can we bid on your mask ?"

That's my actual face you bitch

I dont need this, stepping away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a polo down the back of the sofa. I'll put that in .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll start the bidding with a Wotsit for Dan Berks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will accept cake

I'll accept tea.

Kettles on. Cup or mug? X

Cup please. "

I have a cup. Would a biscuit seal the deal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on guys this is objectifying mankind in such a cynical way. Don't sell yourselves short for a quick thrill.

I'm stepping away from the forums for while. Unless I get blow jobs. Lot's of blow jobs.

Can we bid on your mask ?

That's my actual face you bitch

I dont need this, stepping away."

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

No one could afford me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll start the bidding with a Wotsit for Dan Berks.

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I like them all so it very hard to bid. I bet they are all good at something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hommes under the hammer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You get the mystery man here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got half a pack of polo's and a bit of used chewing gum..

who can i have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one could afford me "

Ten pairs of your choice of socks ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No one could afford me

Ten pairs of your choice of socks ? "
ha ha ha that's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It Would help if we new what you was good at in life.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"No one could afford me "

Unless she has enough green.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"So we are now back in Roman times here on fab . lolol "

I'd give a sheckel or 2 for a night with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't going to work well for me unless I actually offer to pay! How much do I need to pay you ladies to make a bid!? "

I will buy your Beano off you?

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"No one could afford me

Ten pairs of your choice of socks ? "

Damn, you found my weakness! Sold to the woman...with a belt covering her boobs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"No one could afford me

Unless she has enough green. "

...or has a nice bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't going to work well for me unless I actually offer to pay! How much do I need to pay you ladies to make a bid!?

I will buy your Beano off you? "

Sold! To the lady in the awesome face mask!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"This isn't going to work well for me unless I actually offer to pay! How much do I need to pay you ladies to make a bid!? "

Grab your snooze paper... you've pulled

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"I'll start the bidding with a Wotsit for Dan Berks.

I like them all so it very hard to bid. I bet they are all good at something. "

I've often been told I'm good for nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give you a fiver for Howard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long does it take for delivery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then let's see what I'm worth to these ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll start the bidding with a Wotsit for Dan Berks.

"

it's the way you make me feel so *special* is why I love you so much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How long does it take for delivery? "
yay bunny is splashing the cash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hommes under the hammer "

Very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't going to work well for me unless I actually offer to pay! How much do I need to pay you ladies to make a bid!?

I will buy your Beano off you?

Sold! To the lady in the awesome face mask! "

Now we can see what's underneath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long does it take for delivery? "

Can I put my bid in for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hommes under the hammer

Very good. "

Yay I got a thumbs up for the Title of the Auction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't going to work well for me unless I actually offer to pay! How much do I need to pay you ladies to make a bid!?

I will buy your Beano off you?

Sold! To the lady in the awesome face mask!

Now we can see what's underneath "

I think you can *just* see if you look closely that I'm wearing shorts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will accept cake

I'll accept tea.

Kettles on. Cup or mug? X

Cup please.

I have a cup. Would a biscuit seal the deal? "

Depends on the biscuit.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I'll give you a fiver for Howard!"

Sold. Damn, I'm a lot easier bought than I thought I would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll start the bidding with a Wotsit for Dan Berks.

I like them all so it very hard to bid. I bet they are all good at something. "

I'm only here for the sex; I'm bidding for the body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've placed my offer in private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long does it take for delivery?

Can I put my bid in for you? "

Im always free for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hommes under the hammer "

Oh monsieur... tres bien!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't going to work well for me unless I actually offer to pay! How much do I need to pay you ladies to make a bid!?

I will buy your Beano off you?

Sold! To the lady in the awesome face mask!

Now we can see what's underneath

I think you can *just* see if you look closely that I'm wearing shorts! "

Damn! How much for the shorts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll give you a fiver for Howard!

Sold. Damn, I'm a lot easier bought than I thought I would be "

Get that peachy bum over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going for a song...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one of those old £5 notes to bid with. Those are still good, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will accept cake "

You're easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long does it take for delivery?

Can I put my bid in for you?

Im always free for you "

Right I can be there is 7 hours if I leave now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm throwing my thigh in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we are now back in Roman times here on fab . lolol "
yes bid in groats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm free to a good home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bids harrumph - I'm off to the Antique Toadshow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No bids harrumph - I'm off to the Antique Toadshow "

I'll give you my old fiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No bids harrumph - I'm off to the Antique Toadshow "

Ill give you a toblerone if you bring the guitar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long does it take for delivery?

Can I put my bid in for you?

Im always free for you

Right I can be there is 7 hours if I leave now "

Ill put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hommes under the hammer

Oh monsieur... tres bien! "

Allo! allo!

Bon matin, mademoiselle

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

As we are not in Roman times and there are laws regarding gender equality, especially given the fact that Fab members include straight, Fab-straight, bi-curious and bisexual, not to mention men, women and those in between who Fab have deemed to be under the same incorrectly named mixed category of TS/TG/CD/DVD/VHS (or I might have added a few there), I think it only fair to open up the voting to everyone.

So, guys can bid too! Just think, you could be helping a fellow straight mate out with sanding his bottom! In the nautical meaning, obviously.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I accept payment in Curly Wurlys.

"

We should get Miss Honey to bid on you then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this were the other way round I doubt the fivers and wotsits would sit too well with the ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No bids harrumph - I'm off to the Antique Toadshow

Ill give you a toblerone if you bring the guitar"

^ That's a better offer. I'll leave you to it

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I'm throwing my thigh in "

I'll take it! (along with the rest!)

Erm, I have cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If this were the other way round I doubt the fivers and wotsits would sit too well with the ladies! "

It's humour and taken in the spirit intended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I'm worth something to someone....if not I'm free to a good home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If this were the other way round I doubt the fivers and wotsits would sit too well with the ladies! "

Well, I don't know what a wotsit is, But Marc doesn't even give me a fiver, so I'd be happy with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going for a song..."

Which one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No bids harrumph - I'm off to the Antique Toadshow

Ill give you a toblerone if you bring the guitar"

I could measure your thigh gap with my Toblerone I'll bring the guitbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will accept cake "

We can go for a pint but thats it.

If you want to squeeze my arse and blame it on someone else, thats ok too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No bids harrumph - I'm off to the Antique Toadshow

Ill give you a toblerone if you bring the guitar

I could measure your thigh gap with my Toblerone I'll bring the guitbox "

Thats not what or where guys usually ask to insert things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No bids harrumph - I'm off to the Antique Toadshow

I'll give you my old fiver "

That's not bad I can still trade it in at my bank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has anyone got a crisp for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No bids harrumph - I'm off to the Antique Toadshow

Ill give you a toblerone if you bring the guitar

I could measure your thigh gap with my Toblerone I'll bring the guitbox

Thats not what or where guys usually ask to insert things! "

Toblerone is Fabs official measurement tool for thigh gaps - there's a thread about it somewhere. Besides you're only after my guitar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If this were the other way round I doubt the fivers and wotsits would sit too well with the ladies!

Well, I don't know what a wotsit is, But Marc doesn't even give me a fiver, so I'd be happy with that "

It's a cheesy snack like cheetos and I'd take half of one you found down the back of the sofa as your bid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will accept cake

I'll accept tea.

Kettles on. Cup or mug? X

Cup please.

I have a cup. Would a biscuit seal the deal?

Depends on the biscuit. "

I have a selection, chocolate hob nobs or bourbon. And some viscount x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No bids harrumph - I'm off to the Antique Toadshow

Ill give you a toblerone if you bring the guitar

I could measure your thigh gap with my Toblerone I'll bring the guitbox

Thats not what or where guys usually ask to insert things!

Toblerone is Fabs official measurement tool for thigh gaps - there's a thread about it somewhere. Besides you're only after my guitar

"

Your March 19th pic is a perfect example of why *swoons*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If this were the other way round I doubt the fivers and wotsits would sit too well with the ladies!

It's humour and taken in the spirit intended. "

The ladies get offered that in their inbox daily. I'm more of a chocolate kind of girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free to a good home, just need feeding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If this were the other way round I doubt the fivers and wotsits would sit too well with the ladies!

It's humour and taken in the spirit intended.

The ladies get offered that in their inbox daily. I'm more of a chocolate kind of girl. "

I know your weakness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

$1.000.000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If this were the other way round I doubt the fivers and wotsits would sit too well with the ladies!

It's humour and taken in the spirit intended.

The ladies get offered that in their inbox daily. I'm more of a chocolate kind of girl. "

Bag of buttons coming your way then and not just the normal size ones the big buttons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Free to a good home, just need feeding "

I have something you could have a little taste of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If this were the other way round I doubt the fivers and wotsits would sit too well with the ladies!

It's humour and taken in the spirit intended.

The ladies get offered that in their inbox daily. I'm more of a chocolate kind of girl.

I know your weakness "

You make my legs weak

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Right ladies us guys are going to form an orderly line

Start your bidding "

If I were passive gay I'd be last in line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No bids harrumph - I'm off to the Antique Toadshow

Ill give you a toblerone if you bring the guitar

I could measure your thigh gap with my Toblerone I'll bring the guitbox

Thats not what or where guys usually ask to insert things!

Toblerone is Fabs official measurement tool for thigh gaps - there's a thread about it somewhere. Besides you're only after my guitar

"

I have my own, i was just gonna have a jam with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No bids harrumph - I'm off to the Antique Toadshow

Ill give you a toblerone if you bring the guitar

I could measure your thigh gap with my Toblerone I'll bring the guitbox

Thats not what or where guys usually ask to insert things!

Toblerone is Fabs official measurement tool for thigh gaps - there's a thread about it somewhere. Besides you're only after my guitar

I have my own, i was just gonna have a jam with you "

Sold We're Jammin'

https://youtu.be/rA92AXvnd_E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy one, get one free..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my last three meets ive cleaned there house and made them food. Just saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I carry out free waxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we are now back in Roman times here on fab . lolol "

"A funny thing happened on the way to the forum..."

I'll join in - but you won't get me out of bed, for less than thruppence and a bag of jelly babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is my money not good enough?

*****leaves the auction with a bottle of champagne sits in the foyer and waits

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Gsssss not 1 bid I'm devastated. Twats the lot of ya

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By *oss2810Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

my tongue can work a 4hr shift with a 5 min break

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Leaves thread feeling good for nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hommes under the hammer

Very good.

Yay I got a thumbs up for the Title of the Auction "

Very chuckle worthy indeed Doc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£1 and a pokey bum wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Coffey in Margate ?

Carlekshoun only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is my money not good enough?

*****leaves the auction with a bottle of champagne sits in the foyer and waits

"

There, there - nooone believed you when offered $100000, as we'll risk it for a biscuit and drop our knickers for a snickers in this auction

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By *avedavis11Man
over a year ago

Bolton

I'm in plus these ladies can have me for a bag of sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I accept payment in Curly Wurlys.

"

I have slimming world curly wurly brownies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just found another Wotsit, I'm doubling my bid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hommes under the hammer

Very good.

Yay I got a thumbs up for the Title of the Auction

Very chuckle worthy indeed Doc "

Aye the best realistic offer I can hope for is a job in the Chuckle Brothers. Jamming With Bunnyhop is probably a vain hop as is the opportunity to measure her thigh gap with my Toblerone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is my money not good enough?

*****leaves the auction with a bottle of champagne sits in the foyer and waits

There, there - nooone believed you when offered $100000, as we'll risk it for a biscuit and drop our knickers for a snickers in this auction "

Oh bloody hell...ok my final offer is....a delectable reading from me ...naked with just my glasses on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Free to a good home, just need feeding

I have something you could have a little taste of. "

Sold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On my last three meets ive cleaned there house and made them food. Just saying "

Naked butlering?

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By *oss2810Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"I accept payment in Curly Wurlys.

I have slimming world curly wurly brownies?"
i will take brownies plus coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is my money not good enough?

*****leaves the auction with a bottle of champagne sits in the foyer and waits

There, there - nooone believed you when offered $100000, as we'll risk it for a biscuit and drop our knickers for a snickers in this auction

Oh bloody hell...ok my final offer is....a delectable reading from me ...naked with just my glasses on "

Phwooaarr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I've got a rich tea biscuit any bargains looking for a sale x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gsssss not 1 bid I'm devastated. Twats the lot of ya "
your on the list . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I accept payment in Curly Wurlys.

I have slimming world curly wurly brownies? i will take brownies plus coffee"

Coffee as well?!

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By *oss2810Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"I accept payment in Curly Wurlys.

I have slimming world curly wurly brownies? i will take brownies plus coffee

Coffee as well?! "

i like something moist with a brownie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will accept cake

I'll accept tea.

Kettles on. Cup or mug? X

Cup please.

I have a cup. Would a biscuit seal the deal?

Depends on the biscuit.

I have a selection, chocolate hob nobs or bourbon. And some viscount x "

Sold.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Gsssss not 1 bid I'm devastated. Twats the lot of ya your on the list . lol "

Awwww thank you I'm touched

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Gsssss not 1 bid I'm devastated. Twats the lot of ya your on the list . lol

Awwww thank you I'm touched "

Hang on a cotton picking. How longs this list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I've joined this party way to late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd settle for literally even an enquiry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I've got to rethink my offers and look again. Or just bid for more than one.

Upped my bid to a bit of breakfast in bed. Bringing out the big bids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the wrong line. But at least I've been to the loo before I wait here to have tomatos thrown at me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like I've got to rethink my offers and look again. Or just bid for more than one.

Upped my bid to a bit of breakfast in bed. Bringing out the big bids "

We talking cereal or cooked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in the wrong line. But at least I've been to the loo before I wait here to have tomatos thrown at me. "
.

A M&S Belgium Chocolate biscuit luxury selection box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will accept cake

I'll accept tea.

Kettles on. Cup or mug? X

Cup please.

I have a cup. Would a biscuit seal the deal?

Depends on the biscuit.

I have a selection, chocolate hob nobs or bourbon. And some viscount x

Sold. "

Ooo kettle is on.

Can I rescind my other offer unless tomorrow is good x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will accept cake

I'll accept tea.

Kettles on. Cup or mug? X

Cup please.

I have a cup. Would a biscuit seal the deal?

Depends on the biscuit.

I have a selection, chocolate hob nobs or bourbon. And some viscount x

Sold.

Ooo kettle is on.

Can I rescind my other offer unless tomorrow is good x "

Milk and two sugars please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd settle for literally even an enquiry "

I bid a peck on the cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd settle for literally even an enquiry

I bid a peck on the cheek "

SOLD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't going to work well for me unless I actually offer to pay! How much do I need to pay you ladies to make a bid!? "

That's 3 of us..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still have an unaccepted offer of two cups of tea, a kiss and a grope of my arse going for the right person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By *oss2810Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"I still have an unaccepted offer of two cups of tea, a kiss and a grope of my arse going for the right person "

sold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Count me in"

I'll give you a wink and a bum slap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still have an unaccepted offer of two cups of tea, a kiss and a grope of my arse going for the right person "

May I read to you above the sea cliffs in a quite sultry gentle voice as the gulls glide past and the waves roll onto the shore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody wants me Wotsits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon sandwiches and tea accepted as a bid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/486815

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody wants me Wotsits "

Wotsits give me smelly breath but I will happily take them from you

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By *tothetMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Think I may struggle to get bids in and I don't want to have to bid on myself, ladies of kent save me from myself haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/486815

"

The offer still stands and I'll up my bid with two Wotsits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in the wrong line. But at least I've been to the loo before I wait here to have tomatos thrown at me. .

A M&S Belgium Chocolate biscuit luxury selection box "

I don't like chocolate. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody wants me Wotsits

Wotsits give me smelly breath but I will happily take them from you "

They are my bargaining chip, what can you swap for them?

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over a year ago


"I was in the wrong line. But at least I've been to the loo before I wait here to have tomatos thrown at me. .

A M&S Belgium Chocolate biscuit luxury selection box

I don't like chocolate. . "

Wotsits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in the wrong line. But at least I've been to the loo before I wait here to have tomatos thrown at me. .

A M&S Belgium Chocolate biscuit luxury selection box

I don't like chocolate. .

Wotsits? "

Deal. . I like cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will accept cake

I'll accept tea.

Kettles on. Cup or mug? X

Cup please.

I have a cup. Would a biscuit seal the deal?

Depends on the biscuit.

I have a selection, chocolate hob nobs or bourbon. And some viscount x

Sold.

Ooo kettle is on.

Can I rescind my other offer unless tomorrow is good x

Milk and two sugars please. "

Oh you have a sweet tooth. A hot cup of tea and biscuits is waiting your arrival. Now let me run my fingers through your hair x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in the wrong line. But at least I've been to the loo before I wait here to have tomatos thrown at me. .

A M&S Belgium Chocolate biscuit luxury selection box

I don't like chocolate. .

Wotsits?

Deal. . I like cheese. "

Woohoo! They're slightly damp where the dog licked them, but still edible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in the wrong line. But at least I've been to the loo before I wait here to have tomatos thrown at me. .

A M&S Belgium Chocolate biscuit luxury selection box

I don't like chocolate. .

Wotsits?

Deal. . I like cheese.

Woohoo! They're slightly damp where the dog licked them, but still edible. "

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

But there is a nice antique back scratcher I'm eyeing up..starting bid 20p..tough one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will accept payment in charitable donations to the foundation of your choice... or back rubs. I'm not fussy

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By *tothetMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

The best bid for me will also include a nice bottle of red and a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All bids will be considered. I am a fan of galaxy chocolate as well as Lindt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm love bidding..... I will bid for you if you bid for me ! ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there still room on the auction catalogue for a late addition?

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"I will accept cake "
someone say cake ?

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