FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday is Rant Day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shout, shout

Let it all out

These are the things I could do without

So come on

I'm talking to you

Come on

And gooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not had a message regarding a meet for ages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've not had a message regarding a meet for ages

Have you sent any? Don't wait for them to come to you - make your own luck.

Rant denied but go out and get them tiger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope not ranting today ....nothing to rant about

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Rant...nothing Yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not had a message regarding a meet for ages

Have you sent any? Don't wait for them to come to you - make your own luck.

Rant denied but go out and get them tiger "

I have, messaged a fair few of you lovelies the past few weeks and nothing returned.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope not ranting today ....nothing to rant about

Then get out of my pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope not ranting today ....nothing to rant about

Then get out of my pub

Yes boss ...I'm on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the one guy who really catches my eye lives fucking milessss away..

arghhhhhhhhh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke the nail on my thumb. Got to cut it off now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's too nice a day to rant

look outside enjoy what you see smile at a stranger...

Who needs to rant?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the one guy who really catches my eye lives fucking milessss away..

arghhhhhhhhh!!!

The eternal Fab rant - approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im ill and really tired but everytime I try to sleep I cough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rant...nothing Yet "

I'm here all day, I can wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to baby sit five temps in work

plus theres one sexy lady who i want to do bad things too and she just out of reach !

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Bloody hell it's Thursday that came quick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I broke the nail on my thumb. Got to cut it off now x

You probably need that thumb so I wouldn't if I were you. Rant denied

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's too nice a day to rant

look outside enjoy what you see smile at a stranger...

Who needs to rant? "

The door is that way sir...

Enjoy your day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im ill and really tired but everytime I try to sleep I cough

Illness is a total pain. Rant approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate flying ants they keep coming in my kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a headache and despite taking two paracetamols it's not shifting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I broke the nail on my thumb. Got to cut it off now x

You probably need that thumb so I wouldn't if I were you. Rant denied

Yes, will limit it to cutting the nail x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate flying ants they keep coming in my kitchen

The dirty devils. Ant bukkake is not fun. Rant approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope - all good here - sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have to baby sit five temps in work

plus theres one sexy lady who i want to do bad things too and she just out of reach !"

Promote one to head temp and then bugger off to focus on the sexy lady. Rant denied

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a headache and despite taking two paracetamols it's not shifting

Fluids and more fluids

Tea?

Rant approved - headaches are just a waste of time

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By *ittle miss belleWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I was up stupidly late (for me anyway) reading through the forums, now I'm still tired and I want to skip work and go sit in a nice beer garden. But I can't, coz, responsibilities and shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate flying ants they keep coming in my kitchen

The dirty devils. Ant bukkake is not fun. Rant approved

Thanks now need to stamp on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not had a message regarding a meet for ages

Send a rant to them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was up stupidly late (for me anyway) reading through the forums, now I'm still tired and I want to skip work and go sit in a nice beer garden. But I can't, coz, responsibilities and shit

Fab is addictive but you've proved a website has more willpower than you.

Self inflicted - rant denied

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I actually have a spectacular rant...but I won't be sharing it here

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I will have a spectacular rant if i dont get dp on the weekend

Boo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This week I have been particularly annoyed by men messaging me to say they love my profile, whereupon I look at theirs and see three words, or one sentence at best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No complaints here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This week I have been particularly annoyed by men messaging me to say they love my profile, whereupon I look at theirs and see three words, or one sentence at best."

Laziness based rant approved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope - all good here - sorry

Out, go on. We don't need you and your positivity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the best ones are so far away and it's frustrating me now. Does that count x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the best ones are so far away and it's frustrating me now. Does that count x "

We've already had a distance based rant approved - I can hardly turn this down

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Someone's left toothpaste in the sink bowl, wet towel left, soap a wafer and toilet roll on the wrong way around...sorted in between feeding 4 kittens 2 cats and a puppy...then the pet seagul and crow want feeding....all i want is a coffeeeeeeeee

Lol....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone's left toothpaste in the sink bowl, wet towel left, soap a wafer and toilet roll on the wrong way around...sorted in between feeding 4 kittens 2 cats and a puppy...then the pet seagul and crow want feeding....all i want is a coffeeeeeeeee

Lol....

Toilet roll on the wrong way? Hitman dispatched and rant approved

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Poorly Hanky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poorly Hanky

We can't have that - that's one of the signs of the apocalypse. Rant approved and hugs sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the best ones are so far away and it's frustrating me now. Does that count x

We've already had a distance based rant approved - I can hardly turn this down

Thank you for the kind approval

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll rant about people that will never be happy without an argument, You know the ones Black is white, so you agree with them. Then they say, not quite white, more grey.!' Just for the sake of being different, and to carry on the argument.

Those people that whatever you say will react trying to make you look like a twat by twisting your words into their favor. fck off into politics, if you want me to think your a tosser.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll rant about people that will never be happy without an argument, You know the ones Black is white, so you agree with them. Then they say, not quite white, more grey.!' Just for the sake of being different, and to carry on the argument.

Those people that whatever you say will react trying to make you look like a twat by twisting your words into their favor. fck off into politics, if you want me to think your a tosser.

Those fuckers need a biro to the throat. Rant approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This week has been so long!

The weekend needs to hurry up already.

Also why is it so hard to organise a meet - everyone I want is too far away or after talking to them for a while I realise they're a bit odd

I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO FUCK ME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those people that whatever you say will react trying to make you look like a twat by twisting your words into their favor. fck off into politics, if you want me to think your a tosser.

Those fuckers need a biro to the throat. Rant approved

Thanks. Good man. Definitely a biro, my Parker pen is too good for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another hangover in progress.

Do not disturb

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This week has been so long!

The weekend needs to hurry up already.

Also why is it so hard to organise a meet - everyone I want is too far away or after talking to them for a while I realise they're a bit odd

I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO FUCK ME

Ranting against time is a futile thing. Like the tide it rolls ever onwards.

Distance based shagging rant - approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not Friday yet.

Am Frangry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a bad back so no sex until it's better.

I'm working nights this week and can't sleep during the day because of the heat or the rain.

I'm missing out on a swingers festival at the end of the month due to other commitments.

And I bloody hate marmite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a bad back so no sex until it's better.

I'm working nights this week and can't sleep during the day because of the heat or the rain.

I'm missing out on a swingers festival at the end of the month due to other commitments.

And I bloody hate marmite.

Multiple pile up rant approved

Hope the back/sleep/shagging improves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not Friday yet.

Am Frangry"

Hi Frangry. I'm Swing. Pleased to meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no rants...I'm happy and horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no rants...I'm happy and horny

I've got a new rant

. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive uploaded a new picture and theres no 'Fab it Thursday' thread.. pfttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to rant about per se. I am however incredibly sexually frustrated, and need that sorting ASAP?

Would you grant me that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive uploaded a new picture and theres no 'Fab it Thursday' thread.. pfttt

That has page 1 all over it. Rant approved

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Regular is away, and I'm too shattered to arrange something else on my only sexy day of the week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing to rant about per se. I am however incredibly sexually frustrated, and need that sorting ASAP?

Would you grant me that?

Not really a rant so I should say no

But I'm a sucker for a fluttering eyelash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive uploaded a new picture and theres no 'Fab it Thursday' thread.. pfttt

That has page 1 all over it. Rant approved

fat birds never make page one.. you should know that by now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive uploaded a new picture and theres no 'Fab it Thursday' thread.. pfttt

That has page 1 all over it. Rant approved

fat birds never make page one.. you should know that by now "

Alright - I'm working on it.

Sticks and stones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing to rant about per se. I am however incredibly sexually frustrated, and need that sorting ASAP?

Would you grant me that?

Not really a rant so I should say no

But I'm a sucker for a fluttering eyelash

Why thank you

still frustrated though lol

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny

"Nothing to rant about per se. I am however incredibly sexually frustrated, and need that sorting ASAP?

Would you grant me that?

Sure np

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Absolutely fed up of the bad luck I'm having of late

So this is a "If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all" rant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not Friday yet.

Am Frangry

Hi Frangry. I'm Swing. Pleased to meet you"

How is that helping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't received naughty pics in my inbox since yesterday, that's my rant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not Friday yet.

Am Frangry

Hi Frangry. I'm Swing. Pleased to meet you

How is that helping!

Did it raise even the ghost of a smile?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absolutely fed up of the bad luck I'm having of late

So this is a "If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all" rant "

I hear you - it must bounce around soon.

Rant approved

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I expect I'll need a rant after work I'll save it till then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't received naughty pics in my inbox since yesterday, that's my rant

Really?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I expect I'll need a rant after work I'll save it till then."

I'll be here when you are ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rants this week so it's all good so far...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Ive uploaded a new picture and theres no 'Fab it Thursday' thread.. pfttt

That has page 1 all over it. Rant approved

fat birds never make page one.. you should know that by now "

*aherm*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sun is shining, skies are blue and the birds are singing... And I am still ill!!!

Really more than a bit pissed off with it now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The sun is shining, skies are blue and the birds are singing... And I am still ill!!!

Really more than a bit pissed off with it now

Illness is adequate grounds - rant approved

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Chilled today. Lots of nice things to look forward to over the next week flying home for the weekend and the sun is out. Lots of things to look forward to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And ...

Fucking noisy cunty builders that get up at the crack of fucking dawn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And ...

Fucking noisy cunty builders that get up at the crack of fucking dawn!

Take a step back - any of those noise cunty builders worth a leg over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And ...

Fucking noisy cunty builders that get up at the crack of fucking dawn!

Take a step back - any of those noise cunty builders worth a leg over?"

Lol

I'm so cross I've lost my mojo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And ...

Fucking noisy cunty builders that get up at the crack of fucking dawn!

Take a step back - any of those noise cunty builders worth a leg over?

Lol

I'm so cross I've lost my mojo

Rant definitely approved then

Fabbers a mojo hunt is required

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Why do people feel the need to keep me waiting? I know they need me...they want me too. Bloody idiots

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

When you put a creativeessage with some thought in it and all you get back is "lol"......fucking lol

Mrs2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do people feel the need to keep me waiting? I know they need me...they want me too. Bloody idiots

Are they doing it on purpose or do they not realise you are waiting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you realise your female boss has a serious personal problem against you and is doing all she can go make your life hell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you realise your female boss has a serious personal problem against you and is doing all she can go make your life hell

I've had some lovely female bosses although none have offered to fellate me in the stationery cupboard.

Rant approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to rant for England , but reading the posts and the replies I'm laughing my f*****g head off , this is the best read for ages .... made my morning and left me completely rantless and happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my only rant is that the sun is out and im on a late shift

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Why do people feel the need to keep me waiting? I know they need me...they want me too. Bloody idiots

Are they doing it on purpose or do they not realise you are waiting?"

On purpose. I'm impatient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people feel the need to keep me waiting? I know they need me...they want me too. Bloody idiots

Are they doing it on purpose or do they not realise you are waiting?

On purpose. I'm impatient

This is so very true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you put a creativeessage with some thought in it and all you get back is "lol"......fucking lol

Mrs2

Lol for a creativeessage is very frustrating

Rantpproved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do people feel the need to keep me waiting? I know they need me...they want me too. Bloody idiots

Are they doing it on purpose or do they not realise you are waiting?

On purpose. I'm impatient

Hmm then approved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was going to rant for England , but reading the posts and the replies I'm laughing my f*****g head off , this is the best read for ages .... made my morning and left me completely rantless and happy

Give it time - you'll be back.

They all come back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it time - you'll be back.

They all come back"

Glad someone is laughing

I want to hide

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Why do people feel the need to keep me waiting? I know they need me...they want me too. Bloody idiots

Are they doing it on purpose or do they not realise you are waiting?

On purpose. I'm impatient

This is so very true

You love my impatience.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I can't think of anything to rant about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not Friday yet.

Am Frangry

Hi Frangry. I'm Swing. Pleased to meet you

How is that helping!

Did it raise even the ghost of a smile?"

Am Hangry as well now! Got a blood test later and had nothing but water since last night!! Stomach thinks my throats been cut!!

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By *oss2810Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"the one guy who really catches my eye lives fucking milessss away..

arghhhhhhhhh!!!

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always the same for me

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Chris Cornell is dead.

All my plans for moving back down south have just gone tits up.

I'm over worked and under paid.

Im cold.

I want pizza.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not Friday yet.

Am Frangry

Hi Frangry. I'm Swing. Pleased to meet you

How is that helping!

Did it raise even the ghost of a smile?

Am Hangry as well now! Got a blood test later and had nothing but water since last night!! Stomach thinks my throats been cut!!"

I've had a bagel for breakfast, 3 pastries, a twirl, a couple of mini flapjacks, a bottle of Lucozade sport, a couple of slices of bread with peanut butter and I'm about to tuck in to tuna rolls.

I've eaten for you.

But fingers crossed everything is ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chris Cornell is dead.

All my plans for moving back down south have just gone tits up.

I'm over worked and under paid.

Im cold.

I want pizza.

Quite and extensive list

Extensive list approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just having a new rant, kids is all I'm saying. X

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"I've just having a new rant, kids is all I'm saying. X

Oh you mean those lovely things that have just painted my garden shed in metanium nappy cream

I hear ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just having a new rant, kids is all I'm saying. X

Oh you mean those lovely things that have just painted my garden shed in metanium nappy cream

I hear ya

Ouch, believe me doesn't get any easier the older they are. Just dafter tricks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guy nearly crashed his car into me yesterday because of his ridiculously stupid driving. It caused me to beep hard and show him the wanker sign.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some guy nearly crashed his car into me yesterday because of his ridiculously stupid driving. It caused me to beep hard and show him the wanker sign. "

Rant definitely approved

Slightly off topic - you suggested a book a month or so ago that blokes should read. I can't find the thread or remember the name. What was it again please?

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Shout, shout

Let it all out

These are the things I could do without

So come on

I'm talking to you

Come on

And gooooooooo"

Sorry nothing to rant about here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shout, shout

Let it all out

These are the things I could do without

So come on

I'm talking to you

Come on

And gooooooooo

Sorry nothing to rant about here!"

Must try harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some guy nearly crashed his car into me yesterday because of his ridiculously stupid driving. It caused me to beep hard and show him the wanker sign.

Rant definitely approved

Slightly off topic - you suggested a book a month or so ago that blokes should read. I can't find the thread or remember the name. What was it again please?"

The Orgasm prescription for women. I got mine from amazon. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some guy nearly crashed his car into me yesterday because of his ridiculously stupid driving. It caused me to beep hard and show him the wanker sign.

Rant definitely approved

Slightly off topic - you suggested a book a month or so ago that blokes should read. I can't find the thread or remember the name. What was it again please?

The Orgasm prescription for women. I got mine from amazon. X"

Brilliant - thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you realise your female boss has a serious personal problem against you and is doing all she can go make your life hell

And breathe... then smile and think how much better your life is than hers

no one has any power over us unless we let them have. Making your life hell is just a reaction to the dissatisfaction in her own life.

If you really want to piss her off smile be chilled let whatever she says disappear into the ether...it cannot hurt you....

And it will drive her totally mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't received naughty pics in my inbox since yesterday, that's my rant

Really?

I would like to cancel my rant, if that's okay SwingoftheKingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should add a filter to who can wink at you lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They should add a filter to who can wink at you lol."
I added my idea to the site feedback forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't received naughty pics in my inbox since yesterday, that's my rant

Really?

I would like to cancel my rant, if that's okay SwingoftheKingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boss is working nights all weekend so i wont see him till tues now

Hes missing the festival and and a big event at club after the festival

I just smacked myself in head with the boot of the car getting the shopping out

Boss has teased life out of me this morning and left me hanging as has a bad back so im fustrated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boss is working nights all weekend so i wont see him till tues now

Hes missing the festival and and a big event at club after the festival

I just smacked myself in head with the boot of the car getting the shopping out

Boss has teased life out of me this morning and left me hanging as has a bad back so im fustrated

Rant still approved

Hope your head doesn't hurt too much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no rants...I'm happy and horny

I've got a new rant

. Thanks.

Definitely no rants horniness satisfied!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have no rants...I'm happy and horny

I've got a new rant

. Thanks.

Definitely no rants horniness satisfied!

Show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't received naughty pics in my inbox since yesterday, that's my rant

I'd offer but you refused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done well so far no rants till now...i just had my last piece of cake..

. I'll need to make some more tonight. Won't be cooled till its too late to eat tonight...sigh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Done well so far no rants till now...i just had my last piece of cake..

. I'll need to make some more tonight. Won't be cooled till its too late to eat tonight...sigh

Lack of planning. Rant denied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done well so far no rants till now...i just had my last piece of cake..

. I'll need to make some more tonight. Won't be cooled till its too late to eat tonight...sigh

Lack of planning. Rant denied "

says who...This isn't fab. No one tells me what can or can't sat. ...oh sh*t sorry.... ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no rants...I'm happy and horny

I've got a new rant

. Thanks.

Definitely no rants horniness satisfied!

Cowbag!

Counting down the hours until it's my turn!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Has anybody ranted at ITV yet ?

What's happened to the Chase ?

And wtf is Babushka

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anybody ranted at ITV yet ?

What's happened to the Chase ?

And wtf is Babushka

No they haven't. The floor is yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have people not heard of toilets?!

Actually I can't rant. I'm laughing. Poor chap.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have had my rescue cats for 5 days and despite them purring, hand nuzzling, following me around and chirruping at me and offering their bellies for rubbing, neither of the buggers has chosen to physically curl up on me. Yet.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Has anybody ranted at ITV yet ?

What's happened to the Chase ?

And wtf is Babushka

No they haven't. The floor is yours

To put is bluntly, The chase good

Babushka shite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have people not heard of toilets?!

Actually I can't rant. I'm laughing. Poor chap. "

I now have a quandary. Someone will have to clean that up and it isn't nice

But I can imagine you giggling away on the bus and that makes me smile...

But as you've admitted you can't rant it's a soft denial

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have had my rescue cats for 5 days and despite them purring, hand nuzzling, following me around and chirruping at me and offering their bellies for rubbing, neither of the buggers has chosen to physically curl up on me. Yet.

You clearly haven't shown enough deference to their royal beings and will continue to be punished until you prove yourself worthy.

Having been through this - rant approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have people not heard of toilets?!

Actually I can't rant. I'm laughing. Poor chap.

I now have a quandary. Someone will have to clean that up and it isn't nice

But I can imagine you giggling away on the bus and that makes me smile...

But as you've admitted you can't rant it's a soft denial

Oh crap, I'm shit at rants. Bummer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have people not heard of toilets?!

Actually I can't rant. I'm laughing. Poor chap.

I now have a quandary. Someone will have to clean that up and it isn't nice

But I can imagine you giggling away on the bus and that makes me smile...

But as you've admitted you can't rant it's a soft denial

Oh crap, I'm shit at rants. Bummer."

Stop it! That snort hurt my nose

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I just found a white hair white like snow, right at the front! Wahhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just found a white hair white like snow, right at the front! Wahhhh"

im expecting them any day..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just found a white hair white like snow, right at the front! Wahhhh"

Should have dyed your lady garden then.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I just found a white hair white like snow, right at the front! Wahhhh

Should have dyed your lady garden then.

I don't have one

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Ok my poorly rant has altered to I have some wonderful friends

Been shown the love by a good mate on another thread. Had one far away chatting on kik all day (miss ya mucker!) My wifey is just amazing as is my best butterfly and I have a sexy man who for some God only known reason seems to love me!

I'm still sicky but happy sicky

so I'll grab mi coat and leave quietly

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