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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and their definitions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

seXmass mid-winter mass swinging celebration held in December.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

our daughter is a great one for inventing words, one that always makes us laugh and we still rib her about it is 'coronated' refering to the coronation of a monarch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"our daughter is a great one for inventing words, one that always makes us laugh and we still rib her about it is 'coronated' refering to the coronation of a monarch"

it's pretty logical though, my language learners often generalse rule too so the past of swing would be swinged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chillax

confuddled are two i use a fair bit

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Between myself and my friend we use plardom....instead of pardon, and splonk for a smacky kiss...not so much invented as stupid talk, but hey ho! you asked

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

lusharse cos Rob thinks it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Between myself and my friend we use plardom....instead of pardon, and splonk for a smacky kiss...not so much invented as stupid talk, but hey ho! you asked

Plardom others and judge not lest you yourself shall be splonked. (it's sunday after all)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flobbits = ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginagerous (ji-nag-er-us)

very,very big

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flobbits = ears

yuk sounds a bit too much like spit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boat eggs = spots

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ginagerous (ji-nag-er-us)

very,very big"

that why you are hiding with with your hand?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

my mother in law has 50 different words for profiterole's.

anything but profiterole's.

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

Heffalump = Elephant

Wellyhopter = Helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heffalump = Elephant

a character in Winnie the Pooh also

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heffalump = Elephant

a character in Winnie the Pooh also

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and Rearenders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ginagerous (ji-nag-er-us)

very,very big

that why you are hiding with with your hand?

ha ha... come find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hipporosacow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hipporosacow"

whats that mean?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Squizzer-blender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yssasnetuc a word from Portsmouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like re inventing the ones we already have:

Abandon

Pub entertainment.

Abdicate

To give up hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Aberrate

Something eaten by a bear.

Abigail

A very large wind.

Ablution

A blue coloured lotion.

Abominable

To initate the countdown timer on an explosive device.

Abundance

Similar to Morris Dancing but with cakes instead of sticks.

Academy

School for Cads.

Acadian

Graduate from an Academy.

Acne

A borough in North London.

Adamant

A female ant.

Adultery

What happens after puberty.

A La Carte

A Muslim wheelbarrow.

Alaska

I'll go and question my girlfriend.

Algorism

Well known saying of an American enviromental campaigner.

Allocate

Greeting for example, to Ms Winslet.

Alternative

To modify a member of the indigenous population.

Amatory

A member of the Conservative Party.

Amok

I'm fine.

Antagonist

Agony Aunt for insects.

Antedate

Online dating service for insects.

Anthem

Others.

Antidote

An amusing story that ants tell at social gatherings.

Antipodes

MP3 Players for insects.

Aperitif

Two dentures.

Apod

Prototype iPod.

Apogee

An overweight person.

Apostrophe

Special award for Postmen.

Appearance

An angry pea.

Appearing

A circle of peas.

Aquatic

To get a good mark for swimming.

Arbitrate

Oh yes, the maximum speed of data throughput

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pranged, as in have you pranged the rugby etc. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *waymanMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Is neologism an invented word?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 measures of d*unkeness.

Scarramanga'd = wobbly and talkin nonsense.

Scarrascruple'd = beyond being able to do any of the scarramanga'd stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bicycle

A sexually confused mode of transport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quibbleshit... the basis of your argument spills outta your arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ironing = metaphor for torture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yssasnetuc a word from Portsmouth

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wrong mouth Kev !!!

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Want invented words?...

Read the Guardian, Times, observer and the Telegraph...their journos luv em!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hipporosacow

whats that mean?"

a ginagerous animal (invented)

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Is neologism an invented word?"

Aren't all words invented?

withdraws before she gets all epistomological.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Quibbleshit... the basis of your argument spills outta your arse

I'm stealing that!

I like opporchancity.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Shreddies - Underpants

Twunt - A twat who is also a cunt

Faddiking Bastige - Replacement for 'fucking bastard' when my children are within ear shot. (try saying it with loads of emotion it's actually more powerful than the real swear words)

Twinkle Flump - A small child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fucktastic

pretty much self explanitorial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Volumptuous.

A woman who is voluptuously sumptuous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bearaoke

fat hairy men singing along to a backing track

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeeze me? = Excuse me?

Mucky buckets = Merci Beaucoup (thank you very much)

I think I might have written this before but theres a lot of french influence in my life so I kinda talk franglais a lot of the time. If anyone says I love you its followed by 'and my horsie' meaning 'me too' which in french is 'et moi aussi' (which sounds like and my horsie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like saying

Yaride

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Twinkle Flump - A small child

I adore this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fubar

Fooked up beyond all recognition

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Discomknockerated

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Didehudimuderfuder =

Any random granny trying to pronounce dehumidifier.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Magnet trout

My mum pronouncing Mange Tout

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Supercalifragilisticexpealidocunnilingus.

ie turning the tables and working some magic on Julie.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Abbacus

A swear word i'd use whenever the blonde one wore a tight jumpsuit, not fuly zipped up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the scripts for the Flowerpot Men

Flobbalop ..... Weeeeed

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You snaffled ma stash Jack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pomentitude

Positive-Mental-Attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fubar

Fooked up beyond all recognition

Strictly speaking this is an acronym

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