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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY

Cunt.

Continue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flip flops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckety fuck

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Oh for fuck sake.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Flip flops"

Utter filth!

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fooking hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bed knobs and fucksticks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twonk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flip flops

Utter filth!

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

"

I knew that this thread would get me in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stroganoff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PISS FLAPS

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By *ittle miss belleWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Twat waffle, fucktard

Normally used in the car or at work

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Ragamuffin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoofwankingbunglecunt

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Thread pulled wankers

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY

I love you all you motherfucking tittysucking asswankers

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Tittyfuck

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By *andCforfunCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

I find myself saying cunt buckets a lot lol

Buttons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just fuck off

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

Bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always enjoy a good twunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucknuckle

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY

I'm genuinely loving this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You fucking fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spherical objects, that's my favourite x

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Ive cum to say you bastard alot since ive met a certain person on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankstain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuntish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael Portillo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you you fucking fuck!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

[Removed by poster at 17/05/17 23:25:57]

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Fuck

Try again:

FUCKING CUNT-ASS BITCH-KNOCKER CUM-JUNKIE ASS-TOTEM CORN-FUCKING DICK-BALL CHODE-FUCKER!

Thought I'd go for a tirade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankspanner!

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

Ape shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking Cunty Cunt Fucking Cunt Wanker !!!!...

( translation " I've just let you out at least acknowledge that fact" )

xx

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Hoofwankingbunglecunt "

One of my favourites, also quite partial to wankbadger, fucktrumpet , cockwomble and fuckface (affectionately retained for my baby brother, it's mutual )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twatbastard

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Hoofwankingbunglecunt

One of my favourites, also quite partial to wankbadger, fucktrumpet , cockwomble and fuckface (affectionately retained for my baby brother, it's mutual )"

Gotta be cockwomble

Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motherfucking cockwomble of a dicksplash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha shitbagtosswankfelchinwanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hard brexit will give you a soft cock lol.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

My go to sweat word it a simple classic

"Shit!"

Mainly because I can easily adapt it for a PG audience since I have kids, goes one of two ways

" ah shhhhhuuuugar sugar!"

Or

"Shit- take mushrooms" if the shit parts already been said

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Thunder cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thunder cunt"

I thought it was thunder cats???

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"My go to sweat word it a simple classic

"Shit!"

Mainly because I can easily adapt it for a PG audience since I have kids, goes one of two ways

" ah shhhhhuuuugar sugar!"

Or

"Shit- take mushrooms" if the shit parts already been said "

Ha ha, there's a lot of fffffffffffffffffudge in my house

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Fuck waffle.

Cunty bollocks

Shit cunt

Prick weasle

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"My go to sweat word it a simple classic

"Shit!"

Mainly because I can easily adapt it for a PG audience since I have kids, goes one of two ways

" ah shhhhhuuuugar sugar!"

Or

"Shit- take mushrooms" if the shit parts already been said

Ha ha, there's a lot of fffffffffffffffffudge in my house "

Can't be having fudge in my house

Is have to eat it, no good for the diet is that stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thunder flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5eT0nZUROQ8

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

My favourite at work is 'for fuck sake'. I work in customer care and it's rarely directed at the customer, either our factory, airlines, freight agents/carriers or the US office

I'm not in the office at the moment and I'm sure they're missing me

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Theresa Maycunt

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Piss up a rope fucksticks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fucksticks

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Cock sucking, mother fucking, shit sniffing, wank bollocks

Boo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm genuinely fucking loving this!"

Corrected it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Codswallop

Boohockey

Cocksniff

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By *layful rascalsCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Shit bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunty bollocks

PTU xxx

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown

Blistering thundercunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blistering thundercunt!"

Oh I like this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck tard is a favorite of mine I shout when driving and people don't use an indicator,I do get some really weird looks.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

DILLIGAF

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Bitch

I work with a lot of fucking bitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go piss up a rope fuck stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monkey spunk

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY


"I'm genuinely fucking loving this!

Corrected it for you "

Thank you, little miss Foxy Bottom!

xxx

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By *andCforfunCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

Frozen vegetable cocks made me actually spit my tea out!

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Wank stain and the opposite, cunt puddle

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Cock cock grandma jism cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockwomble

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Fuck off you fucking, fuckity fucktard. You are a wankstain of the highest fucking order. FUCK OFF fucker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck off you fucking, fuckity fucktard. You are a wankstain of the highest fucking order. FUCK OFF fucker! "

Yeeeeeeeahhh!

Can I borrow that?

Thats exactly how I feel about most people today!

Bunches of wankstainy cunts the lot of them

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

It's the delivery rather than the actual words used for me.

Fucknugget is a fave at the moment though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rantallion....

A victorian word meaning....

'One whose scrotum is longer than his penis'

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