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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So im fast approaching 30.. *sobs*

Im not sure what to do for mine,, what did you bunch of perverts get up too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was walking round with a one year old haha - the big 50 was much more fun

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Oh my the first time I talked to you you were just 22 then! Fuck a duck time flies!

My 30th was in Dublin, that's as much as I remember.

Oh I had a kebab from a shop called Abrakebabra. That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn't looking forward to it at all and my ex and I ended up breaking up just a few weeks before, so I went to work and wept in the toilet most the day, bought a few beers for my train commute home and then sat weeping on my own that evening.

It was great.

I might actually redo my 30th for my 35th for something as I completely missed out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to New York for a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I speak with great authority ...

Ohhh, it's all down hill after that ....

However on that cheery note.... simply fend off the inevitable by lying about your age.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drank champagne with my friends and danced on tables!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my the first time I talked to you you were just 22 then! Fuck a duck time flies!

My 30th was in Dublin, that's as much as I remember.

Oh I had a kebab from a shop called Abrakebabra. That is all."

Yes its been that long since youve been introduced to me.. your life will never be the same again Funks..

Id love to go to Dublin.. id just lust over every man who spoke to me... same if i ever went Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wasn't looking forward to it at all and my ex and I ended up breaking up just a few weeks before, so I went to work and wept in the toilet most the day, bought a few beers for my train commute home and then sat weeping on my own that evening.

It was great.

I might actually redo my 30th for my 35th for something as I completely missed out."

awww Lib thats awful

*hugs* x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband (we're now separated) booked a weekend away for me at a castle in Bath. When we'd driven past we'd always joked it was "our house"

On arrival the owners told us they were new and none of the previous bookings had been handed over to them and they had the who castle booked out for the weekend.

They put us up in a farm a few miles away. Not the experience we had planned but so much fun and memories made

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I speak with great authority ...

Ohhh, it's all down hill after that ....

However on that cheery note.... simply fend off the inevitable by lying about your age..... "

Do women need to lie about there ages? Ive a pulse and a pussy..

I either appeal to the young guys as a 'milf or cougar'... or the older gent who likes the younger lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I speak with great authority ...

Ohhh, it's all down hill after that ....

However on that cheery note.... simply fend off the inevitable by lying about your age.....

Do women need to lie about there ages? Ive a pulse and a pussy..

I either appeal to the young guys as a 'milf or cougar'... or the older gent who likes the younger lass "

Fair point ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My husband (we're now separated) booked a weekend away for me at a castle in Bath. When we'd driven past we'd always joked it was "our house"

On arrival the owners told us they were new and none of the previous bookings had been handed over to them and they had the who castle booked out for the weekend.

They put us up in a farm a few miles away. Not the experience we had planned but so much fun and memories made "

Yeah think id like to go away for a few days.. just sucks my Bday is in Feb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh. An early happy birthday for me. Sorry, I can't help. I'm not 30 yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I drank champagne with my friends and danced on tables!"

Swap that for White wine and it sounds like most of my normal nights out.. except there'd be a karaoke machine too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh. An early happy birthday for me. Sorry, I can't help. I'm not 30 yet.

"

POPS!!! Where the heck you been? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a big 80s party

Pink cupcakes

Pink balloons

Had everyone dress up in 80s style

And 80s food

It was amazing

And the next day I started using anti wrinkle cream

Dirty 30s

I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I drank champagne with my friends and danced on tables!

Swap that for White wine and it sounds like most of my normal nights out.. except there'd be a karaoke machine too "

I don't like white wine unless it has bubbles in it or its a really crisp Frascati x

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By *nfinitylandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Ahh it was just last year! I had suprise party then a suprise when I woke up not in my own bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My birthday is at the start of the year so for my 30th, I went to Austria for a week of skiing, 'boarding, and climbing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a big 80s party

Pink cupcakes

Pink balloons

Had everyone dress up in 80s style

And 80s food

It was amazing

And the next day I started using anti wrinkle cream

Dirty 30s

I love it "

sounds like a right laugh.. x x

any excuse to get the crimpers out

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I'd just chucked my then partner out for cheating on me - again. I bought a ticket on the first day the National Lottery began stupidly thinking I'd win something as it was my 30th, then went clubbing with one of my ex's best friends, partly as a way of sticking two fingers up at my ex It wasn't the best of times ...

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By *retend_Shy_GuyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Age is purely what you make of it. Im 33 and sometimes feel 50. My name was 82 and still in Ibiza clubbing with my sister. Age is nothing but a number.

For the record OP you have youthful looks anyway so it's even less of an issue x have a good bash whatever you do.

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By *retend_Shy_GuyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My nan*

(Bloody auto correct)

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

When I turned 30 I was going out with a hot 40 yo, which probably helped a little toward it seeming like not such a big deal. I'd hated my 20's too so was glad to see the back of them.

My 30's have been amazing and I've turned 40 today, again it's no big deal. I'm excited about my 40's. The wife's been edging me all morning and we've got a meet later, I couldn't be happier and life just keeps getting better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was very pregnant (baby born 5 days later) fucking miserable. My husband was a twat all day. But my son made me the loveliest card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god i wasn't on Facebook for my 30th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big 3-0! Oh fuck off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank god i wasn't on Facebook for my 30th "

lol you cant stop there .. spill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent mine huge and being whale like... then there was lots of heavy panting a breathing...inhaling some amazing gas and air.... then a little human came out the sunroof

But on the plus side... I lost my fab single meet virginity also

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I spent mine huge and being whale like... then there was lots of heavy panting a breathing...inhaling some amazing gas and air.... then a little human came out the sunroof

But on the plus side... I lost my fab single meet virginity also "

you had sex the same day you gave birth?

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I didn't pay it any attention whatsoever. It was just another day as far as I was concerned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I spent mine huge and being whale like... then there was lots of heavy panting a breathing...inhaling some amazing gas and air.... then a little human came out the sunroof

But on the plus side... I lost my fab single meet virginity also

you had sex the same day you gave birth?

"

Nooooooo good grief

That year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got married, bought a house,had first kid and turned 30 all in the same year! Was an expensive year!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I spent mine huge and being whale like... then there was lots of heavy panting a breathing...inhaling some amazing gas and air.... then a little human came out the sunroof

But on the plus side... I lost my fab single meet virginity also

you had sex the same day you gave birth?

Nooooooo good grief

That year. "

oh whoops lol.. my bad

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"When I turned 30 I was going out with a hot 40 yo, which probably helped a little toward it seeming like not such a big deal. I'd hated my 20's too so was glad to see the back of them.

My 30's have been amazing and I've turned 40 today, again it's no big deal. I'm excited about my 40's. The wife's been edging me all morning and we've got a meet later, I couldn't be happier and life just keeps getting better!"

Happy birthday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got married, bought a house,had first kid and turned 30 all in the same year! Was an expensive year!"

thats living the dream.. life goals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still got 3 years to go til mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bro took me to the grovesner in Chester for lunch. I ordered the steak sandwich n I came with only a bottom no top and NO CHIPS! I love my bro but sometimes he's too posh for me.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still got 3 years to go til mine "

pfftt.. youngsters these days...

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"When I turned 30 I was going out with a hot 40 yo, which probably helped a little toward it seeming like not such a big deal. I'd hated my 20's too so was glad to see the back of them.

My 30's have been amazing and I've turned 40 today, again it's no big deal. I'm excited about my 40's. The wife's been edging me all morning and we've got a meet later, I couldn't be happier and life just keeps getting better!

Happy birthday! "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My bro took me to the grovesner in Chester for lunch. I ordered the steak sandwich n I came with only a bottom no top and NO CHIPS! I love my bro but sometimes he's too posh for me.

PTU xxx"

i doubt id ever enjoy something that was posh..

id settle for a burger from a burger van :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank god i wasn't on Facebook for my 30th

lol you cant stop there .. spill "

It was very very messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty 30's! Whole new world of confidence an gettin what you want ahead of you now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dirty 30's! Whole new world of confidence an gettin what you want ahead of you now!"

Well thats certainly the plan.. the rest of 2017 im focusing on shifting weight.. so will be considerably smaller in size than i am now.

Id like to be more confident sexually and possibly start dating again. Ive a 7 year old (she'll be 8 when im 30) and selfishly id like to get my life back into check..

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I originally planned a girlie weekend away partying but then fell pregnant so ended up having a quiet meal out with friends instead

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By *ade_of_StarsCouple
over a year ago

Whitburn

I was released from hospital after suffering a near fatal pulmonary embolism. We had booked out a number of log cabins in the lake district for family and friends. I made it but couldn't drink, barely walk and just about talk. 40 better be better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dirty 30's! Whole new world of confidence an gettin what you want ahead of you now!

Well thats certainly the plan.. the rest of 2017 im focusing on shifting weight.. so will be considerably smaller in size than i am now.

Id like to be more confident sexually and possibly start dating again. Ive a 7 year old (she'll be 8 when im 30) and selfishly id like to get my life back into check.. "

Confidence is a mind thing and deffo the sexiest thinga woman can have!

As for your little one, she's at a great age for sleep overs with nanna once in a while so you can take that cuteness out an turn it into sass on a saturday night!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still got 3 years to go til mine

pfftt.. youngsters these days...

"

Hopefully spend it a little different to how I spent my 27th

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By *retend_Shy_GuyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ive a 7 year old (she'll be 8 when im 30) and selfishly id like to get my life back into check.. "

Looking ahead even further, your daughter will be 18 when your 40 (same as my situation) and life does begin at 40.

Sleepovers are a good call though.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Went to see Ian brown.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I was on a section for my 30th.

40th and 50th birthdays where amazing

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

There was a surprise ( I knew ) birthday party being planned.. I was freaking out about having to be responsible and grown up now.

I ran away like a petulant child and spent 3 days at Thorpe park enjoying my youth. Hahaha

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I went to Spain, that was ¼ of a century ago though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30?

Nope.... don't remember. I suspect it involved wine, and my then woman. Was somewhere in northern Spain. Probably involved bonking. Maybe beaches.

Prepping for my 50th. I suspect it will involve fine wine and fine fellas. Maybe in northern Spain. Probably involving bonking. Maybe beaches.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

......just been trying to remember!!!!

I had a 6 month old so (I think) I went out for a civilised meal with friends. He was my first one so it was all about him, him, him!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got married, bought a house,had first kid and turned 30 all in the same year! Was an expensive year!

thats living the dream.. life goals "

Sometimes felt like an own goal!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My parents and brother took me for a meal my then husband was away with work.

I also had a 3 month old baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't wait until my 30th birthday. I've always had this idea of the sophisticated 30-something year old woman.

I have no idea what I'm going to do, but it will be awesome. I'm thinking either a party with my friends in NYC or heading to Las Vegas with Marc and going all out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in Australia for my 30th visiting my best friend

She declared we should have a birthday week

We went camping in the bush, swam surrounded by manta rays, had a barbecue on the beach, my birthday cake was Lamingtons and we had dinner at a local Thai place

Thanks for evoking the memory Sassy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a 2 week old baby and a 2 yr old so probably spent the day being mom and sleeping when I could, nowadays birthdays are something I try to forget. X

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By *vadownMan
over a year ago

Wickham

Remember it well.. Amsterdam with a bunch of mates. Total fun we all got wankered on mushrooms and grass we laughed so much I'm sure one of my ribs cracked. One of them wet themselves another lost a shoe!!!another got lost for a day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30? Can't remember. It's just another day isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was heavily pregnant and it was a hot summer. I really had a fantastic 30th...so much so that I can't actually remember what I did. And the sad thing is I was stone cold sober. That much I know!

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