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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

just rode in from the windy city , the windy city aint so pretty....etc etc

so ok folks.

just how do you all cope with "wind problems" ????

and not the blowy kind outside . lmao

eating all this bloody veg is playing havoc with my social life

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"just rode in from the windy city , the windy city aint so pretty....etc etc

so ok folks.

just how do you all cope with "wind problems" ????

and not the blowy kind outside . lmao

eating all this bloody veg is playing havoc with my social life "

oh peaches!!!

You really have just made me laugh hun!!!!

Sorry -didnt mean to laugh at your expense....

As your body gets used to eating more veg - it will calm down.

Eventually!!!

xxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just rode in from the windy city , the windy city aint so pretty....etc etc

so ok folks.

just how do you all cope with "wind problems" ????

and not the blowy kind outside . lmao :*

eating all this bloody veg is playing havoc with my social life "

Mr Red just lets em ripppppppppppp and seems to enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no it doesnt calm down. you either buy a dog and start blaming that. or you start learning to bottie burp in time to singing. ie sing a tune and bottie burp in time to it

fer instance

tra la la bumpsey eh

my knickers flew away

they came back yesterday

they'd been on holiday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

eventually .....

till then i sound like louis armstrong on speed

pmsl

got me own brass band here ya know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I will blame next doors dogs, they got loads

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"no it doesnt calm down. you either buy a dog and start blaming that. or you start learning to bottie burp in time to singing. ie sing a tune and bottie burp in time to it

fer instance

tra la la bumpsey eh

my knickers flew away

they came back yesterday

they'd been on holiday"

I WANT SOME OF WHAT YOU HAD!!!!

NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what a big cock and plenty of anal

if i bottie burp it will stink of cum

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"what a big cock and plenty of anal

if i bottie burp it will stink of cum"

OMG eeeeewwwwwwww

did'nt we have a thread about that? or was it cum burps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what a big cock and plenty of anal

if i bottie burp it will stink of cum

OMG eeeeewwwwwwww

did'nt we have a thread about that? or was it cum burps?"

yeah we did about cum burps and i introduced bottie cum burps remember. got told to eat fruit so the cum would smell nicer and i wouldnt get followed round asda by the smell of me arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy youself a kite.....

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Buy youself a kite....."

sings...

Lets go fly a kite, up to the highest hight.....

oh bollocks thats mary poppins not calamaty jane.....poop - parp even!!!

LOL x

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

ffs

you lot got me crying with laughter now the pictures going through my mind !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ahem !

parp! scuse me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I wish I wish that this thread had never been started !

Since I first saw the title, Calamity Jane, I cannot get the fucking Deadwood Stage out of my head

Grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well lets talk about shooting or farting again....good subject coz am getting flatulence on these frickin tablets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg im sat here crying with laughter

all i can see in my head is peaches parping along with her kite

sorry peaches it cant be much fun bottom burping

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

PMSL... just when i was beginning to lose all hope that the forums would ever be fun again... along comes this thread! I havent laughed so hard since I dont know when.... mind you I need a good laugh, just spent three hours in hospital A&E.

Went shopping on my own, ended up with one of those stick type deoderants. Never used on before, so I read the instructions... "take off cap and push up bottom", I mean.... how was I supposed to know? Mind you, once they had got it out my farts smell lovely!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"omg im sat here crying with laughter

all i can see in my head is peaches parping along with her kite

sorry peaches it cant be much fun bottom burping "

that has just made me think of those bloody tampax adverts - where the woman is on roller skates and supposedly feeling fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.....

parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp....that was what did it......lol

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"omg im sat here crying with laughter

all i can see in my head is peaches parping along with her kite

sorry peaches it cant be much fun bottom burping

that has just made me think of those bloody tampax adverts - where the woman is on roller skates and supposedly feeling fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.....

parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp....that was what did it......lol

xxx"

Les bought some tampax once cause she thought they would help her swim cycle and dance better lol x

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"omg im sat here crying with laughter

all i can see in my head is peaches parping along with her kite

sorry peaches it cant be much fun bottom burping

that has just made me think of those bloody tampax adverts - where the woman is on roller skates and supposedly feeling fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.....

parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp....that was what did it......lol

xxx

Les bought some tampax once cause she thought they would help her swim cycle and dance better lol x "

bet there were strings attatched!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

bet there were strings attatched!!!! "

Q why do tampax have strings?

A so the lice can bungee jump

Xx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"

bet there were strings attatched!!!!

Q why do tampax have strings?

A so the lice can bungee jump

Xx"

this is why threads get closed.....lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

pmsl

problem not to bad today but i did wake myself up with a dawn chorus. so glad i was on my own. lmao

mind, if i had put music to it , i would have had a number 1

thank god it wasnt a number 2

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