FabSwingers.com forum: Lies!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My "new and improved" conditioner has left my hair dry and like a birds nest despite me using the brand without issue for ages. Its clearly not improved!

What other lies do they tell us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Adolf Hitler didn't escape to Argentina!

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Santa Claus isn't real

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By *outhsideguy25Man
over a year ago

No more tears shampoo actually gave you tears!

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By *reeneyedbuddhaCouple
over a year ago

on tees

That Curly Wurlys aren't getting smaller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love you - bullshit

your the worlds best at sucking dick - also bullshit

your so beautiful - another lie

i wont cheat on you - bollocks

im single - whateverrr

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Simple products don't cause allergies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i love you - bullshit

your the worlds best at sucking dick - also bullshit

your so beautiful - another lie

i wont cheat on you - bollocks

im single - whateverrr "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i love you - bullshit

your the worlds best at sucking dick - also bullshit

your so beautiful - another lie

i wont cheat on you - bollocks

im single - whateverrr "

I love your wobbly bits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently US government doesn't work with illuminati, another lie!

If you spell illuminati backwards and type it into the address bar it takes you to the NSA website!

They know everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this should have been called 'The lies men say to women' thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i love you - bullshit

your the worlds best at sucking dick - also bullshit

your so beautiful - another lie

i wont cheat on you - bollocks

im single - whateverrr

I love your wobbly bits!"

I got chastised for saying this the other day. Sometimes its true though.

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"i love you - bullshit

your the worlds best at sucking dick - also bullshit

your so beautiful - another lie

i wont cheat on you - bollocks

im single - whateverrr "

Someone's having a bad day, you need a cuddle ?

You give the best cuddles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"this should have been called 'The lies men say to women' thread

It always turns that way in the end. We'll have a woe is me single man thread along in a minute

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I love your wobbly bits!

I got chastised for saying this the other day. Sometimes its true though. "

Nonsense. You weren't chastised.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Because women don't lie obvs

50% of men in a survey admitted cheating, compared to only 10% of women

The dudes must've been fucking each other

Lol agreed prevalence is a factor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this should have been called 'The lies men say to women' thread

Hey now, it works both ways

-Are you ready?

-5 more minutes honey! (Takes an hour)

-Is it okay if I go to pub with mates tonight?

-Of course... (no its not, you'll learn why soon)

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"I love your wobbly bits!

I got chastised for saying this the other day. Sometimes its true though.

Nonsense. You weren't chastised.

Would love to see these two peaches chastising each other though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.

Haha! Holey bread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.

Haha! Holey bread!"

Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter

Where's my gun....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.

Haha! Holey bread!

Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter

Where's my gun...."

I found out recently the crumbs go mouldy in the butter. It hadn't crossed my mind before

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Would love to see these two peaches chastising each other though

What does that even mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politicians have our best intersets at heart - oh yeh!

Cling film does'nt always - fs look in my microwave!

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.

Haha! Holey bread!

Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter

Where's my gun....

I found out recently the crumbs go mouldy in the butter. It hadn't crossed my mind before

Tell me you don't do this!?????

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Would love to see these two peaches chastising each other though

What does that even mean? "

Both peachy bums and you can chastise each other any way you like.... as long as I can watch

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.

Haha! Holey bread!

Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter

Where's my gun....

I found out recently the crumbs go mouldy in the butter. It hadn't crossed my mind before

I've seen someone do this in a sandwich shop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.

Haha! Holey bread!

Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter

Where's my gun....

I found out recently the crumbs go mouldy in the butter. It hadn't crossed my mind before

Tell me you don't do this!?????

No way!

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.

Haha! Holey bread!

Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter

Where's my gun....

I found out recently the crumbs go mouldy in the butter. It hadn't crossed my mind before

Tell me you don't do this!?????

No way! "

Phew!! That future ride out was hanging in the balance !!!

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.

Haha! Holey bread!

Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter

Where's my gun....

I found out recently the crumbs go mouldy in the butter. It hadn't crossed my mind before

I've seen someone do this in a sandwich shop.

I hope you picked up the nearest thing (hopefully a can of ) and threw it at the dirty bstard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would love to see these two peaches chastising each other though

What does that even mean?

Both peachy bums and you can chastise each other any way you like.... as long as I can watch

lol "

You want to watch us have a cuppa and some cake? Some people are into odd stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the earth isn't flat

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.

Haha! Holey bread!

Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter

Where's my gun....

I found out recently the crumbs go mouldy in the butter. It hadn't crossed my mind before

I've seen someone do this in a sandwich shop.

I hope you picked up the nearest thing (hopefully a can of ) and threw it at the dirty bstard

It's not difficult !!! Just take the appropriate amount to spread and spread it.. lazy cross contaminating mofos!!!

It's right up there with folk that don't put toilet paper on the right way

Ok the butter thing is worse but both are bad

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Would love to see these two peaches chastising each other though

What does that even mean?

Both peachy bums and you can chastise each other any way you like.... as long as I can watch

lol

You want to watch us have a cuppa and some cake? Some people are into odd stuff

Sure you can eat and drink what you guys want while naked and I watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read your profile and I match what you are looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa Claus isn't real

stop being silly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I read your profile and I match what you are looking for."

Haha I get this loads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.

Haha! Holey bread!

Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter

Where's my gun....

I found out recently the crumbs go mouldy in the butter. It hadn't crossed my mind before

I've seen someone do this in a sandwich shop.

I hope you picked up the nearest thing (hopefully a can of ) and threw it at the dirty bstard

I did point out to her basic food safety.

. Basic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.

Haha! Holey bread!

Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter

Where's my gun....

I found out recently the crumbs go mouldy in the butter. It hadn't crossed my mind before

I've seen someone do this in a sandwich shop.

I hope you picked up the nearest thing (hopefully a can of ) and threw it at the dirty bstard

I did point out to her basic food safety.

. Basic. "

Did you still eat there?

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.

Haha! Holey bread!

Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter

Where's my gun....

I found out recently the crumbs go mouldy in the butter. It hadn't crossed my mind before

I've seen someone do this in a sandwich shop.

I hope you picked up the nearest thing (hopefully a can of ) and threw it at the dirty bstard

I did point out to her basic food safety.

. Basic. "

Good man

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Santa Claus isn't real

stop being silly "

That's me told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.

Haha! Holey bread!

Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter

Where's my gun....

I found out recently the crumbs go mouldy in the butter. It hadn't crossed my mind before

I've seen someone do this in a sandwich shop.

I hope you picked up the nearest thing (hopefully a can of ) and threw it at the dirty bstard

I did point out to her basic food safety.

. Basic.

Did you still eat there? "

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa Claus isn't real

stop being silly

That's me told

I bet you don't believe in fairies either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My "new and improved" conditioner has left my hair dry and like a birds nest despite me using the brand without issue for ages. Its clearly not improved!

What other lies do they tell us?

Technically you could get a court settlement for false advertising

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Santa Claus isn't real

stop being silly

That's me told

I bet you don't believe in fairies either

Tinker belle is my favourite so I could be convinced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa Claus isn't real

stop being silly

That's me told

I bet you don't believe in fairies either

I know her she is awesome

Tinker belle is my favourite so I could be convinced

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Santa Claus isn't real

stop being silly

That's me told

I bet you don't believe in fairies either

I know her she is awesome

Tinker belle is my favourite so I could be convinced

Sprinkle some of that naughty dust teasing nymph

lol

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